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Were is that snowden guy? i suspect the US is tryin to spy on our SPM (spiritually propelled missile) popularly called "tagba"

Looked so intently at d wall clock to see d exact moment wen the hour and minutes hand will move.

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Dino maleye shud be a hero in his home before comin out to talk trash about Nigeria, jojo and mama peace.

This is one of the many dishes that is so perculier n unique to the Urhobos, its the environmental saturday morning breakfast for a typical Urhobo family. Urhobo Wado!!! Okpe Wado!!! Long live Delta state for prosperity.

Such test are expensive, my foolish girl frnd tested me wit her hot frnd, gosh!!! It wasn't easy. Dis ur test is a killer test, I will immediatly marry Monkey tail to console me. (Monkey tail is hemp mix wit gin)

Carbon mono oxide or sum how, a leak from d compressor got into d hose n found itself in d vehicle. I guess our police will arrest all d traders and hard lookin guys around for dis.

Mitchel so pious is lettin d leaders do dia tin, Mama piece wud av ruined d smile on d face of Jojo wit dat "we go meet for house" kind of look.

After d suspension, 3 of u shud use d $60 to buy gift for ur boss n watch wat happens, if he collects it, den its his turn to go on suspension, if he does, den u pple better tank ur God dat he didn't sack u

D act is symbolic, she has thrashed u, but later she will cum beggin u cos u will be d sustainer.

I go pluck hibiscus flower give her, den we go go buy plantain n beans for mama ejiro place after wic, I go buy jam pie like 400 naire own.

okirewaju: Ogboru left DPP??

Not Ovadje but Julius.
I still av respect for d man Ovadje, sumday, d truth gonna be out n even if he does not govern, he will sumday become an icon lyk Azikiwe or Awolowo. It all depends if d Urhobo nation is ready to make him dia Hero...

D sure way is: fart in public n see even ur dog hate u immediatly.

Can sum one pls enlighten me wat paypal is all about? I tink m stucked in d 19th century.

Y get Murray to do d job wen a billion latina, blonds, redheads n blacks bitches wud av take all d drips wit no quams

Wow, u got an asset to ursef u can either join force wit Boko haram (shekau) or mend (gbomo jomo) surrender ur arms n bocom an Exmilitant (65,000 per month)

Lies lies lies, so much media propaganda, any story cumin out of ugborodo is always shrouded in lies. N pls d Chief Emami being referred to here is no oda person dan Ayeri.

Girls and dia wahala...

andresia: H-Uduaghan, Oshiomhole , and Orji

I use to tink dey were the sons of one OBJ

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For me, its
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Aniston
Rita Dominic
Oge Okoye
Maureen Nwokoro
Stephnie Okereke

I just don't like des women.

Men dis guy popsy na big boy, for front of e papa peugeot or na camera man choose that spot for d foto shoot. Dat year dem born u well make u stand near person bycycle not to talk of peugeot?

Phranciz: Had a GF who snored, God the feeling of a thousand knife in your heart is better. Can't believe she was the envy of most guys, well they say all that glitters is not gold.

Make no mistake, dos girls wen de talk wit nose for day time, wen dey speak aspi-spi-spi, for night wen dem dey sleep na dat time dem de talk wit mouth. Sum na volvo, caterpiller, generator.

DonCrust: I don't wanna that about that bad experience. Sorry

Bro I don't understand wat u typed o, but d experience isn't palatable at all o,

Snoring is a habit that gets me confuse, I av a room mate right now in my place of work, d dude is snoring himself away to wonderland while I keep vigil, I am tempted to make our room colder by regulatin d a/c, I want him to feel some amount of displeasure just as I am feeling. Nairalanders please share your experience and how u coped with room mates/ lovers who snore.

Here is also my experience with a lady. Some time ago, there is dis hot chick hu played had to get n on takin her to my place after a sumptous meal n expensive outing, she snored away like she hasn't slept in ages, I used her cam fon to video her n left it in her fon, 5 days later, she called to tank me sarcastically sayin God will judge me.

Pardon my gram error, na night school I go.

Nigeria still has sum laws that ar bizzare, n our law makers are not willing to change/ amend des laws. Instead of showing expertise in law amendment, dey show expertise in d procedures tellin us of 2/3rd kini.

M speechless, btw wats 13 n 12 years old doin in primary 5?

Death ova earphone abi piece, bullying in primary schs/ amongst adolescent need to be addressed properly by parents and gaurdians.

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Still waiting for Feb 19. I alone still standing.

A sad tale to tell. Trailer drivers av don so much harm to dis great country n to dia own families, wat are our law makers/ politicians doin? Enough is enough, d death of citizen orchestrated in d hands of heavy vehicle drivers and dia dilapidated/ non road worthy heavy vehicles have gotten too much, law makers/ nigerians should stand up n tighten d laws/ license of des dare devils and worthyness of dia vehicles.

Tots of d nollyhood home video DIED WRETCHED cums to mind.

Airforce1: The guy nor try at all.

But some papa too are bad.

Even if d papa was bad, a colourful n rich tree cut off from its root withers