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I will av to choose from 2 events

1. On 2 or 3 occassions, I av beaten d odds to respond to okada accident victims n render first aid n calm.

2. My sister was being attacked in d 9t by robbers in her room, on hearin her scream for help, my dad, my younger bro n I ran out to confront/ chase d robbers, neighbours woke up n joined in d chase, wen adrenaline cleared from my blood stream, I realise I was naked holding just a small kitchen knife. (Warri).

A goalllllllll...

Africa, were mediocrity is celebrated, instead of saladin said, Iheanacho shud be dia. N y is mosco not dia? For cryin out loud wat ar dey doin wit all dos cape verdians?

His words are laced wit meaning for he dwells in a certain cloud but our minds are myopic to comprehend. May be we need to be in same realm n m positive bennylin n alomo bitters will take us to dat realm.

Fckyourman has said d truth, how ever, my additional is dat u shud buy "super taper plus" type of clipper n dat cost about 8k for 1 den u will support it wit any oda cheap clipper maybe Chaoba of 2500. U need a gud fan or an A/c trust me. N d mirror will cost u close to 4k( front n back. Leave tv out of it first. U will need a waitin chair. Above all d business will need ur tym n skill n a gud PRO.

To attract parents, u need to first win d hearts of dia kids, n wit gud PRO, u will do dat. Kip to many pple away from ur saloon especially idle pple, dey scare off matured customer. I once had a saloon n video game store.

My dad once told me neva to plead guilty even if I am wrong, cos ur jugement cums immediately.

Even if my babe catch me in d act smoochin or bangin a girl, I will tell her: we were fightin or we ar in a heated arguement or rehearsals.

Mumu me go tell my babe d truth say d text wen she see for my phone na babe wen I lash, na so d babe hold dat one as evidence cum dey refer to am wen she wan breakup wit me. Neva u agree to a woman dat u cheated on her Neva, Neva. Guys be warned.

My dad once told me neva to plead guilty even if I am wrong, cos ur jugement cums immediately.

Even if my babe catch me in d act smoochin or bangin a girl, I will tell her: its we were fightin or we ar in a heated arguement or rehearsals.
Mumu me go tell my babe d truth say d text wen she see for my phone na babe wen I lash, na so d babe hold dat one as evidence cum dey refer to am wen she wan breakup wit me. Neva u agree to a woman dat u cheated on her Neva, Neva. Guys be warned.

Same here, even on chats. It gets me really pissed off n wen I tell em to say sumtin, dey go: I want u to tell me sumtin sweet. Den I go: pour sugar on ur ears. Small tym dey start laughin n say tell me more. Me I say: everytin nai una dey more; lash more, talk more, money more.

@ op I also take it like dis: a girl cums to ur huz n she is waitin for u to make d first move while she do d I don't want attitude. All des tins really get me angry, if a girl cums to my huz n start formin: u make d first move attitude, I quickly tune to T.B joshua n start talkin of football/ transfer market to her.

Docs in d huz, please advise:
My body temperature is always hot, even wen m sweating, though I don't feel hot/ burnin, but once sumone cums close to me, dey say my body is hot n start askin if m well, even my mom, girlfrnd, brodars, co workers and frnds. Moreso, I notice my testicle sac is always dropped n sagging, it is neva drown in or firm. Cud dis be a result of my constant high body temperature? Does it av effect in productivity/ fertility? 4 d records, I am 26 yrs old. Docs pls help

Maybe she was on her period

Naija gurls are too weak/ clueless to giv special surprises to guys.

Invite him ova for a surprise 3some wit dat ur hot friend dat he has bin admiring secretly.
Or u simply get him a wrist watch wit a name (not aboki wrist watch o)

More of such competitors will take us from were we ar to were we wanna be not southafrica, Malta, Gabon, Uzbekistan, Kenya, Eritrea n dia lyks.
Howeva, We gonna defeat dem just as d Ethiopian Emperor defeated dem. I feel so sorry for Balotelli.

If the guy stays in warri and d girl stays at owerri, naija babes be like: "it won't work cos of distance" but if the babe stays @ owerri and the guy dey yankee naija babes go say "it doesn't matter, distance make d heart grow fonder, its love dat matters" naija girls ar in it for da mulla

From the clip, I didn't see anytin wrong here, y ar u fermenting issues were dia none? D olokpa acted wit utmost professionalism, I didn't see money exchange hands, I didn't see any1 bein brutalised, I only heard d voice of a civilian talkin too much. Infact d civilian shud be charged for assulting abi insulting a police officer in uniform.

Clubing n shaking yanches in church, no co ordination or orderliness in church programm or agenda, den pple speakin in tongues any how. des tins put me off.

Y buy d cow wen u can get d milk for free? Singleton street all d way...

If Tape recording is enough evidence in other part of the world, n if a tot/ imagination can warrant sack, God why is Nigeria own diff? Were is Farouk?
BTW, FTC.

Akpu: it smell yet u eat it n call it delicious

All are priest according to the order of Melchizedeck of old. @op u ar on ur own.

I comment my reserve

Prof Corruption: It's high time we stopped this nonsense. Leave witches and wizards alone.

How can we leave dem all actors of harry porter, twilight, vampire diaries shud be directed to dis program including my math lecturer. They shud go n be exorcise.

Harbosede02: wat is always wrong wif d psyciques sef??

psychiques not psyciques. Btw u ar yet 2 answer dis question

oluwashaddow: u na witch ni?

Dis guy said it all

Abbey2sam: And it's your likes guys dump

Back to the topic jare.........

P.U.N.N.Y wld make you beg

Harbosede02: Any guy i dump ehn,dey must beg me cos dey av no choice,they knw dat as i dump dem,deir lyf don begin spoil be dat!!hehehehehehehehe..

Mumude

@op, true talk esp for introverts like me but it depends on how fast or quick I get a suitable replacement for her n immediately I do, she will remain in Oblivion masion.

Ok

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tanks bro, u av bin helpful

[quote author=god_of_music]This world is so unfair. . .

So my Nadia_SA is gone *smh*

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#TeamGOM[/quote]how do i deactivate or do d ''post by nobody'' tin? which button or which icon do i cliq on?

this post looks more like wat an aljazeera journalist will write

thank u all for any support u rendered, for commenting to help or for even viewing d post. my younger bro just called now dat sum security operatives are already in d street, he knew judging from their loud talk. i am greatful n trully appreciate all ur support.
i trully appreciate all d comments now 190, u fit cum play, i ready.


MODS pls can u delete this post/ tread for me?

190: call 911 nau

m talkin serious here. in as much as i lyk ur sense of humour, no jokes pls

adepoju is: Op y dont u just call or text some of ur friend whom u reside in d same area,they might be of much help,some of us viewing this might not be stayin around warri.

funny enough i av done dat n everybody tinks sumbody has a number d only person hu replied in the affirmative just told me sum secs ago dat the police man number no dey go