₦airaland Forum

Too much movies affects d brain, I remember after watchin "problem child" movie as a kid, I felt lyk crashin a car on sumtin, tank God my dad had only bike den n it was a no go area for me.
So sory for d mom, dis US of America sef d vices too much: children wit gun killing everywere,
Children gettin preg
Children enlopin
Children rapin
Children takin parents to courts
Now children driving n killin demsefs. While in naija children fly witch crafts successfully to covens witout crashin.

Can't eat only rice, were is d sauce?

A secret: gurls wit funny lookin lips n awkward teeths will giv u everytin u ask within dia reach (sex included) if u look beyond dat brown teeth or big lips n giv her d hottest kiss of her life. Of cos, u av to be a real gud actor n kisser too.

Wat I can't deal wit: a smelling mouth. It just knocks me off my mood. But if u see beyond d smell, d gal won't leave u. Ewwww.

Is being an introvert a sin? Must introverts strife to be extroverts

Kola stop bein rude n be nice to harlos.

Me n Dillish nai enter boat from Ogbe ijoh water side in warri to forcados.

N m d last but not d least, were is d reward?

Tank God dis isn't from China.

In as much as I will want Melvin to win, I tink d odds ar against Melvin, Beverly's presence have already split his votes, d presence of Elikem anoda west african has further reduce his vote, den d blooming hatred for west africans n Nigerians in particular has slimmed his winning chances.

My take Elikem stand a better chance followed by Delish and Melvin.

Mine has bin on for almost a year, I have 2 hilux amongst d fleet dat I manage n both of dem av bin on for almost a year;I av changed everytin changeable, pls enlighten me more on dis Antilock Brake System.

One of d tins dat bring joy to Nigerians is wen our contestants perform absolutly well just as d case of Melvin, being selfless even if dey ar in pursuit of a common goal, such character n charisma ought to be discharge by our leaders n politicians, Melvin, n Karen displayed great sense of courage n leadership des ar admirable traits I sincerly wish our elders will learn from our youths.

Berverly has an astounding personnality despite her misdemeanors, she has portrayed that Nigerians can be really diplomatic hence she hasn't bin nominated for eviction, she cud pass very well for condoliza rice, if Okonjo or PEJ was as diplomatic as Beverly, Assu shudnt be on strike.

Now sum persons cum onboard n tell me d programm is demonic lemme tell u dat u n ur leaders ar demons.

D jugde is M.K.O, y is d bf not RAHIM? Y EMMA?
Anoda yoruba vs igbo drama: BILIKISU n OGECHI. Were is Fash? Sum one needs deportation m sure.

Little wonder dia were little or no intimate scene btwn him n sarah in prison break. Chai!!!

duffie: Sorry to say this but you are not man..
Common sense is really not common..

And to think that a woman will actually get married to you.

Why don't you go to bed and when u wake up, read the rubbish you posted here...I will not help you identify your ignorance.

I totally agree wit u dat common sense is scarce, otherwise u shud av answered d questions I deduce n n stop judging me thru ur myopic reasoning.

When I listened to Zarokome Maria, Ri e kome maria lyrics as a teen, I use to enjoy the lyrics n beat, neva for once did I place mysef in the shoes of d imaginary bachelor whose parents want him to marry from the tribe.

While I am a tall, dark n baritoned warri angry lookin guy, I have always admired certain physical qualities in a woman viz: fair in complexion, fyn faced lady. This trait is rare amongst my tribe ladies n as such d wind of my attraction has favoured Igbo ladies from d east or Edo state ladies.

I av had a fair share in fratenizing wit females much to d envy of my peers n brothers. After meeting a certain Igbo lady whom I av 'hustled' for a while, I decided to call it quit wit bein a casanova.

I went to my parents n told dem of my intention to take my igbo gf serious (dey all knew wen I was hustlin dis babe). Dear NLanders, it was at dis point I knew dat "no be eye wen dem take share eba nai dem dey use dey share meat". Yep dey discouraged d union, d lady later messed up despite effort I made in an attempt to prove my parents wrong; m bak to bein a "single man who is mingling way too much"

Friends, families n Ogas av taken it upon demsefs to get me a girl of my choice from my tribe, dey av succeeded in gettin one for my colleague n m d next.

My question, does tribe really matters? I dnt even knw how to speak my language. N to married guys, does complexion really count in marriage as much?

Sum one once said dat d bible contains sum hidden codes, I gues dis is one of dos codes dat giv deeper understandin.

Anyway, I trust naija pastors, dem go twist d quote to suit d situation.

A lemon colour shoe on a pink dress m not sure dats proper blend

I just bought n I can confirm dat its tru, d girl dat sold for me said its 2 part for 50naira (mtn bis), wait make I call d girl wen dey hawk am for una. Gosh d girl get bak side o

He trimmed d flower tree n he is charged? I will cut it down n use d stems as fire wood to cook.

Besides if dis is d popular Onyeka Onwenu, den I suggest d gardener shud trim her hair too to allow sense in.

Balotelli again? Y always him?

I tot exams ar suppose to be written n pple hu pass shortlisted? Y partin away wit gift to secure admission? Do I need to say dat is bribery? D edo consultant shud be paraded for givin bribe n intent to giv bribe to a serving military man.

Naija girls be like: mehn see packagin dis taylor try, sunday don set. I go cum out for alter call.

Sum oda naija gurls be like: this out fit is too bugos can't they slim fit it?

A single act has the ability to cause a reaction dat create a chain reaction. Extra judicial killin didn't cum abt on its own, its d aftermat of certain negativity left unchecked.

One of the after effect of biafra war---arm robbery.

Miltancy--- Kidnapping/oil theft

Extra judicial killin came abt from police involvement in armrobbery n citizenry losin hope in d police force.

Extra judicial killin of any sort is bad, pple caught in d act of extra judicial killin shud be charged for murder. At least we have tapes n fons, wat happened to d aluu case

In anoda news!!! Sum were in d niger delta region, a certain PEJ renowned for her spoken english has bin elevated to a permanent sec.

Ur prayer dis day, God let my negativity bring me promotion not demotion!!! Prayer IJN. Pray! pray!! Pray!!!

I will recommend female circumcision for her, her hormones ar disturbin her.

How many turned Alfa, Imam, malam or Dibia, Native doctor, priestess etc

M happy for des ones sha

Women kip goin under d knife for breas.t implant, cosmetic surgery, tommy tuckin, liposuction, masectomy, tongue n cli.torial piercin, tattoo, tranversatitin, yet d only surgery dat is original to africa is termed BABARIC n WICKED. For me d only barbaric tin abt it is d instrument n no one shud be forced, it shud cum as a choice n better sterilised instrument shud b used. This is my view.

Please wat do u tink of a caucasian breed N how much does a pure caucasian cost?? Wat is dia gud n bad quality both character wise, physically, n economically.

Naija version of JOEY GREYCO's CHEATERS. M tinkin business in dat direction m positive I will get gud market in Nigeria.

Landlord!!! U started well but y d shotin? Now u av deserted ur home. I only wish u hit d bastard hard enough to cripple him. But I hope u got tym to spare cos u gonna nid it in jail.

Jaywilzee: there was a certain guy(actor) dat refused to poo..just wondering was he also from dis same tribe Dnt generalize

I know the actor, but m not goin to tell u.

N MODs y can't I comment on politics section? Is it cos I told sum truth abt 4 days ago? Make una unban me ooo before I bomb nairaland n turn am to koboland