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Monkey say all play na play but dat play wen u de tie rope for my neck, me I no like am. (Dats y u neva see pple tie ropes to d neck of dia monkeys its tied to dia waist)

Coconut is sweeter n bigger dan kolanut but d kolanut is eaten wit more respect.

D story neva finish.
Act 1, scene 2

Bf sees Gf off and on GF way home she decided to visit Efe d ff conversation ensured:

Efe: see as ur yanch set

Gf: (smiles) efe pls stop dat

Efe: m serious

Curtains close. Act 2, scene 1

Gf: Efe easy, small small, its big(apologise to under 18)

Efe: shud I stop?

Gf: pls don't stop if u love me

Efe: shocked (me n dis one no discuss love o)

Gf: Efe u ar d best

Act 2 scene 2

Bf: baby ar u home

Gf: yes my dad sent me to bros efe

Bf: I love u

Gf: me too (notice not "I love u too"

Epilogue:

Bf is friend zoned, efe continously service Gf till she finally later agree to marry Bf cos he is a "very nice" guy. Efe till dis day continue to service Gf wen Bf travels.

Moral of story. Chop her immediatly don't delay.

Dis is wat d govt shud av done a long tym ago.

D propagators of contract work/ casual employment meant well but black men will always copy bad sides of any innovation.

Even d pioneers of contract/ casual work failed to monitor the system.

Cover up dos old skin.

From d write up, I tink Nwaoboshi's acct is tru but the lady/ woman in question has an upper hand n she is tryin to rubbish d guy. Okocha Victor shud stop likin d cunt of an abusive n ill trained woman, I don't care to knw hu all of dem ar but honestly de all ar rogues (m not talkin abt PDP m talkin abt d pple who fought)

Delta state is one of d most controversal states in Nigeria.

lynpetra: Shoir!!!!
I am not married o. :DWhy do people think I am married

E be like say this ''my wife" wey people dey call me don dey pass gauge

Tot u are married, tot I saw a tread opened as regards it sumtym ago...

Anyway, My apology.

@ collinz02, I can see u have gone to call ur brothers to cum help u fight (I mean evergreen n fynboi).

I read an article sumtym ago and a phrase captured my interest: ojukwu spread his teeth around his bushy beard in d media whilst his compatriot were bein slaughtered"

Dats wat u n ur compatriots ar currently doin, u can either accept d truth surrounding d decline of ur markets or u bask n spread ur teeth around ur bushy beard while shoprite n oda online business fold ur businesses up.

collynz02: I don't understand a word of what you wrote.
Don't bother mentioning me again till you learn how to write properly.
Illiterate.

I knw u won't understand, my words ar far above ur realm.

N wat will/ can u do if I qoute u, hope u ar not retreatin like in 1969

asha80: i wonder where u get this idea that onitsha market is declining..when have you been there last?

As at 1997 n 1998 I was in onitcha wit my bros. Sum tym last year, I also was @ onitcha, I can tell d diff even d traders can attest to dis.

@collinz02 I was begining to enjoy our discuss, were u @?

@ kinkybraide, lynpetra made a solid point,I suggest u concentrate on makin friends, n try as much as possible not to accomodate d pressure.

FYI lynpetra is now married.

Kinkybraids: do you skype?
How old are you and what do you do?
If I pm you please note that im under no obliglation to entertain you if Im not impressed but this does not give you the licence to lie to me in order to be my type. I just want honesty

If u send me a pm, how do I get it? If its via my mail box, sorry I can't get access to my mail now or else till monday, n no I don't skpe (may be m old sch ).

Send a request via bbm if u aint cool or I aint cool, we can part ways (no hard feelin). If u ar cool n m cool. Shalom!!!!! (No harm in trial)

lynpetra: Let's not forget there are bad eggs among the good ones.To crown it all,Nigerians like them cheap and affordable,hence the need to import substandard goods.There are many ibos who sell genuine products and maintain honest customer relationships.But how does this relate to Northerners killing donkeys and passing them across as cow meatBelieve me,the first time I heard of this sh.iit was in Lagos when my mom noticed how strange the meat she bought from a local market looked.For those idiottts,who prefer to not to condemn this rubbish,don't forget what happened after the importation of poisoned beans from the North in Mile 12.Let's be rational.

@ collinz02 I am seriously beggin u to learn from ur intelligent sister.

@ lynpetra lyk I said I am not against dem sellin substandard goods, I knw nigerians/ africans like "cheap article" n dats y d asian market is boomin in africa, how eva, I am against d igbo pple sellin a fake @ d price of an original n confusin/ convincin a consumer dat he (d trader) is offering him d best in d market 4 d least price. (I tink dis atitude is d worst n it has happened to almost all nigerians).

IMO, notin is wrong if d igbo/ hausa traders open a donkey meat market, let dos hu favour donkey meat go to dat market instead of sellin donkey meat in a cow meat market.

I remember as a kid I love a brand of meat called "TIKO" but immediately my mom heard of dis donkey trash den, she stopped buyin "tiko" from d market n instead she makes her own "tiko".

N gradually in warri, effurun n sapele, d "tiko" market has decline to a point of nearly extinction. Same tin applies to d igbo market, d onitsha market, n all oda market were substandard n swindling occurs.

No doubt, igbo pple ar industrous n de hustle but de shud be properly guided n truthfull in dia dealings.

Kinkybraids: Fair enough you make some good points.

1. Ill be honest I left out age because I wanted to just get advice to my questions and not offers. But Ill comply....between 3 to 7 years above me.

2. I do have a lot of responsibilities but I dont expect the man to share them... My father wouldnt expect such and I have chosen a good career so I have the financial freedom to help at home if they need if but still live my life.

3. Lol I left that out on purpose... This is my final year so after this year Ill be doing articles in SA.

Lolzz, makin me feel lyk sherlock holmes right now @ bolded.

If u got tym, go tru my post n comments, (notin serious in dem, but de can giv a clue abt hu I am n how I tink).

I don't knw how dis pm stuff functions on nairaland (I will be happy if sum one explains) feel free to add me via bbm 25D3054F (twenty five dee, thirty fifty four F).

If u ar 4 real.

collynz02: Take this your nonsense to another thread or another section, this is not the place for it.
I am not a trader or a manufacturer, but I am sure your decision not to buy yhings from anyone, will have no effect whatsoever on the person's business, you know why? Because you can't afford anything tangible.
You write like an illiterate and it is so horrible to read.

U av bin emphasizin on d word "illiterate" from ur very first post, I was tot a tin or 2 abt such in human psychology. Once again u ar takin were it hurts u very close to d fire.

I heard stories of how d igbo traders blossomed in trade in d 60s to 90s, do u tink d sharp decline in recent years is cos de were sellin original?

Okoro, go do sumtin useful wit ursef

lynpetra: Thank God for the internet.Go and start your own importation.The love for money cuts across every ethnic group.

@Collynz02 u shud learn from her. Dis is how intelligent/ responsible pple argue n talk.

@lynpetra, I am makin full use of d internet, online buyin is makin tins a lot more easy, onitsha market is gradually turnin to a shadow of its sef, d igbo market in warri is almost a ghost town. All tanks to d substandard material de sell to consumers n the help of online market.

See my problem wit igbo markets is not dat de sell substandard tins, my problem is dat de sell substandard n tell u its real.

collynz02: Who is this illiterate?
We are talking about northerners selling donkey meat disguised as cow meat and all you could talk about was Igbos?
Where does your decision not to buy things from Igbos come in this thread?
What can a wretched man like you even afford to buy?

Na were de pain person dem de take near fire. Now I see were it hurts u, cos I decide not to buy stuffs from ur lot? Common I did emphasize dat I will get from dem if dia dealership is confirmed by me. Except u ar among d bad eggs who's dream is to sell substandard to get rich. Anyway "hediote" I suggest u take out ur frustration on ur father not me.

very educative, got to book mark dis.

If only dis can make front page.

I am sick n tired of watchin sound city on my TV, d reason: too much "booty"

I suggest dia shd be mass condemnation of such. Most nigerian musicians cannot sing witout booty, were ar d likes of dare?

Dia shud be a campaign of #stopdestroyingourkids

D youths ar suppose to be d ones fallin in love not d aged. D aged ar fallin in love n d youths ar commitiing suicide 4 love.

Once again d elders ar eating d love of d future generations

In as much as I like d igbo pple, I will always "hate" dia taste for money, d only tin an igbo man wants is mony he does not care wat means, he does not even knw how to spend it lyk d yorubas, he gives d money to his wife hu helps him spend it or his relatives in d village(to show off).

From medicine to food stuffs to electronics, clothin, building materials n so many more. I made a vow to mysef not to buy anytin from igbo pple in my house except dia dealership is confirmed by me.

de always wanna cut corners to d detriment of the masses.

Hehehehehehe, dat child need to be sanctioned ASAP.

If ur post is tru, lemme also highlight some of ur trait

1. U ar a very focus person

2. U ar very courageous U knw wat u want

3. U went to a gud sch n u ar "new sch"

4. U may be a gud cook (as d first child)

5. Competition is not new to u (polygamous home)

6. U may not be very beautiful (as ur assessment of ur sef cum from wat ur exes tink)

Howeva, u left sum details:
1. D age bracket of the guy u need (u don't really pay attention to details).

2. U av so much responsibilities hanging on ur shoulders

3. Ur location n how u will be contacted.

@ a whole, I am interested if u ar 4 real.

Easy girl, wipe does pretty eyes.

anneabidemi: A faithful pauper is cool. And for real I didn't date him cos of money, cos he had none to give, or none to give me so to speak, dunno if he was giving other gals. And I was even the one giving mine. And visiting him uninvited was because he was sick the previous weekend, and I couldn't leave him all alone knowing he was still down. Then if I told him I was coming he would rule against it. Didn't know my baby was getting well on another chick. *crying*

He looks like a young zedicus zul zorander wizard of d first order.

Op pls add banana n groundnut makes ur sperm thick n gives heavy n prolong ejaculations (my apologise to d under 18s)

Dis will do d trick: swallow 4 tablets of peppermint n drink a bottle of coke.

Warning: ur stomach will explode. (For real don't try dis)

I knw say na wetin dem say make pple no try nai dem de like try (seriously don't try dis) if it doesn't kill u, it will damage ur intestines.

D elders ar struggling to rule d country n d youths ar dying for love. APC be like: PDP why did you remove d subsidy on love?

D question of: "will u marry a rich cheat or a faithful pauper" comes to mind.

I honestly tink ur wantin to go bak to him is largely dependent on d fact dat he is goin to get married to u dis year.

I suggest u write down ur priorities n see were ur luck lies, don't tink wit ur hrt tink wit ur brain.

Btw u ladies ar always cosin problems for us, y will u go see sum one uninvited? Even if he is ur bf.

I prefer mokite to any oda drug. Make oyibo de create n invent dia death make I de cook beans wit my leaf from heaven

Nupeng strike

doctors strike

pengassan strike

assu strike

asup strike

police strike

nut strike

nurtw

okada, keke, nuj.

trully why all des strike to me selfish interest

Naija doctors both public n private have consistently and duly playedf their roll in ensuring that the nigerian project/ state deteriorate into a state of anarchy, left for me, the govt shud put into actions their demands but not after relieving dem all of their jobs and employing fresh graduates and consultants.

how ever, the govt can employ native doctors (doctor spirit n adebowale cum to mind) till d medical doctors are tired of their strike

Were pix? Btw y 170? U thief am? Or na moto (rola) fon?