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Didn't read d crap, however, I tot dats wat april 1st i.e april fool is meant 4.

Damn, tink all des group need pub holls too:

1. Vegetarians

2. I knw #bringbackourgirls will soon turn to a religion, de too need pub holls

3. Breatharian (saw dis on one post) de eat only air

4. Buddist (heard de practice dis one in lagos n abuja

Naija shud stop shiftin from post to pillar, all dem trad worshippers in west n eastern states shud go n enlist in d army de ar jobless.

kayboy4y: The gal fine sha. Justice should be done accordingly.

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Okoro, were u take see d pix? Since u de imagine tins make I imagine say u be yerimah disguishin as kayboy.

freshness2020: This juvenile case Harsh gaaaan Oº°˚˚°ºo. Even say na true the girl kill these people!
Atleast give her life imprisonment!
But I bow Oº°˚˚°ºo. , how this minor take get this kind baaaad mind to the extent that she Knows what is called POISON!

U de ask how she take knw poison? Na almost dat same kwesion nai God ask Adam n Eve, "whu told u were naked?" Wen God say d tree in d center of d garden gives knowledge n evil, u tink say na joke him de? Aboki tree de kukuma de long. So imagine d "knowlegde n evil" wen d smally de de expose to every night. Sum runs babe go mad if u giv dem dat kind knowlegde, d tin go do dem like hemp/ coke 4 brain.

Oda items not mention by d op (I didn't read it tho)

1. Yanch pad

2. Foam bra or iron bra

3. Charm

Den depending on d size of d bag

1. Land

2. Stove

3. Rubber blokos popularly known n referred to as dildos

Damn!!!! I haven't shaved my beard n haired 4 abt 4 months, I feel bless right now. Everybody is complainin but I lyk d curiousity in d minds of babies n kids who wudnt stop wantin to have a feel n draw at my beard anytym I carry dem.

One tin I knw abt beard, it givs u a dat kind of esteem de say pple get wen de put on sun shades.

4 me, I don't av to worry abt pimples in as much as I have my beard plastered on my cheeks.

N most tyms pple see u as a strange kinda person n wudnt want to get on ur way, beards givs u "a go" wen others ar gettin "a wait"

But pls beard isn't 4 gals/ ladies/women igbo girls wit moustaches take note

Beard is diff from pubic hair, pls shave off dat region, we don't want anoda sambisa forest to harbour Bokoharam, termiteharam n liceharam in d "south".

Team beard all d way.

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donodion: very correct.first time in agreeing with you.[b]Adults with UTI Urinary Tract Infection could also suffer same problem.
Also people who drink heavily late at nite.

Op no vex.manage dia conditions like that.But as per your babe..observe her and if it repeats itself.then she needs medical help.Not everyone understands their body.

Ar u sure @ bolded?

My frnd actually asked his gf sum days ago n accordin to him, she explained dat even in d mornin she didn't knw dat she bed wetted (she slept naked) n tot dat d mark on d bed was trully sweat, howeva, d reason she gave 4 it to happen was dat she felt really Hot b4 sleepin. Ova to ladies, does dis add up? Or its just a save face? I tink my frnd loves his gf.

But 4 d adult male hu bedwetted, he gave his excuse as a spiritual attack to disgrace him.

@parismatic, tanks. Ur last paragraph got me laughin, but just 4 d records, my friend does not bedwets, cos of d coincidence, he even likened d situation to a spiritual attack (lol) on him n his home.

@5minsmadness, markone n dayvhid lol

@sophyrocks, its worth "wowing" abt, not really a pleasant situation

Chapter 7 vs 1-3 (good news version) got me high.

Dear Nlanders, a frnd of mine narrated a situation n asked 4 my help, tot I shud share it here. D situation cums up in 2 diff cases

His gf bedwets. D first tym she owned up n d second tym she started lyin n sayin its sweat. Accordin to him, its not d bedwettin dat gets him angry, its d fact dat she was lyin dat its not piss but sweat dat is really puttin him off.

The second case: a frnd came around (an adult above 30) he slept in his huz infact same bed n by mornin he discovers his frnd has bed wet.

His question how shud he handle des 2 seperate situations?

N wat can be don to a mattress that have bin soiled wit piss(takin it outside to sun will alert d neighbours dat he bedwets.

N.B: he is a bachelor

I av bin wit kids/ children n pikins (me sef be confirm pikin from jakpa area). It breaks my heart to see all des cute seraphs cry but wen dey nag? Sumtyms I wanna play them like Tango n sumtyms I just ignore or sit n observe dem tro dia tantrums

...Commissioner of kano state of Nigeria... Is dia a commissioner for kano state? Sunday Oliseh done high on sumtin.

it is Ok after all feminism is the order of the day, if a man carries condom about why should a woman not?

Still remember that Nigerian police officer who died trying to diffuse a bomb, what was done to immortalize him and the plight of the family he left behind?

Mikel all d way, Goodluck all the way, long live Nigeria!!!

Demdem: She and her family most likely have been threatened by Jonathan snipers. I don't blame her.

And for calling ur president Jonathan does that make u sound wiser? U trully lack manners/ respect for ur elders.

We no watch d match for my area, after d olympics one winch confess say she sell our transformer for 2 cowrie. Till today, I neva still watch d match...

Is money neccessary in a relationship?

If u don't want s*x till wedding night don't want/ ask for money till wedding night.

Jim carrey is the best, dat guys middle name ought to be cr*zy, d guy is so much fun, martin lawrence is good but Jim is sumtin else.

I tink dis shud not be politicised but d lessons from langalanga shud be learnt n effected, we shud support any president that is on course to upgrade nigeria. The last survivor one Adamu died last year.

This is so educative, rite away I am contactin google, wanna read more, "Langa langa" is dia any monument in honour of dos hu lost dia lives? No. Have we learnt lessons? No.

Sumtyms even wen u walk too fast u must crash talkless of train. Little wonder sum persons are lookin for a train as fast as the ill fated concord plane on des our rails.

Feels good to see our Mikel putting Chelsea on the lead, God I really like this boy, Mikel for Caf player of the year.

And in all the ethnic groups/ tribes for a comprehensive fair play.

Old warri airport shud be in dat list

Nice article, well written, but can I ask? Wats d purpose of d write up? Dat we shud take up arms against d north? I tink d best tin to do is for us to always vote for n support the best man for d job, irrespective of ethnicity n religion. And I tink GEJ is on course hence my unwavering support for him, just as I once supported d late Yaradua at least for his simplicity, uncorruption n meekness.

If we at d south get agitated and start marginalisin d north, we too ar guilty as dey are. Let's rally support for GEJ and instead of baseless criticism, let's hold him accountable for his actions. Thank u.

All des APC pple wen dey find subway, were d one wen una lord fashola n Tinubu do for lagos wen una dey use?

cbrass: Do you have to insult...rich boy....this shows you are out of ideas

Dis is one of d worst comment on nairaland, its aim is tryin to make d victim look like d opressor.

Damn des oyibo pple av gon far ooo, we ar here devicing new political parties and generating, developin new schemes/ propaganda to bring down GEJ or destroy Buhari. Or we ar waitin for a new comedian, solid rap musician or actor/ actress to entertain us all in d name of "oyel" mony, Den later we will cry for unemployment. O boy, make I go strategize on my ludo game.

If u ar complainin from otukpo/ benue were farmin is d main source of revenue, lemme creat a tread and complain from yokri/ obotobo/ soukobolou in Delta state were u will find 3 flow stations and about 40 oil well heads... Des pple ova here still av pple in d federal, state n local governments and even celebrities. I tink we ar a pratical example of George Orwells animal farm

And I am still wondering why dis has not made front page, if d comments on the thread were applaudin to d governor, d mods wud av carried it to front page but since subsequent comments ar blastin d governor, d tin is still here.
Lemme even buttress that as big as delta (money wise) we have only d state control tv station dat is gud for showin obituaries and churches. Honestly I am confuse, now that dia is peace in d state no body wants to develop d state den wen "katakata burst" dats wen "world leaders" will say they have envisaged it. And again media houses are not helpin matters. I am confuse wit wat is happenin in delta. NDDC, DESOPADEC, still we are stalked on producing pipe born waters since our creation, all d road ibori did, this current administartion don cut all d road in d name of urban water board causing go slow every were, deve boys dey every were de worry, police de form saka de zulu, d oda day soldiers oga say make korofo mud d guy wen d collect bribe for dem for okuokoko, na so dem faya d guy for chest every body dey look, till today nobody talk anytin, see Ogbe dem don drop am 6ft, no body giv any report, den one guy dey yan say na messenger nai dey do "on ur marks" for message wen dem send am . D most annoyin tin is dat d governor has refuse to conduct local govt election and nobody is askin any question. D excuse we kip hearing is dat he is repayin d depts dat ibori placed d state. How much is d dept and how much has d state recived n generated since 2007? Answers and question, nairaland make una move dis tin go front page let our leader (uduaghan) knw dat we are not ignorant. Local content don spoil offshore work, all d local contractors dey pay 50,000 for offshore work no safety of personnel, no plan for d state, no direction.
Me I don tire for politics n tribal sentiment, all of us for Delta na christian so hu cum be d enemy now? Na Shekau still dey worry us?
Pls move dis topic to Front page let's see if we may get answers from our "Leaders"

Shame on the administration, we ar talking about buses that dont have security, do u remember how commuters on the big buses are constantly raided by bandits? if the messengers fail to deliver the right message who is to be blame? is it not his adminstration that employed he messengers? Don't u see Fashola and Osho Baba on the road carrying out field inspection?
now do u remember the Ibori boats? go to ogbe-ijoh water side and see carcass of the boats without engines, y did he let that fine scheme to drift into oblivion? if for 8 years the only tin he can talk about is subsidize bus transportation and enerhen junction, i think this administration is the worst in delta state. I am never pleased with Uduaghan. i am neither for APC or PDP, urhobo, ijaw, itsekiri or delta ibo, m for a governor that will liberate delta state.

m not expecting to see ladies comment on his post, y? its the bitter truth.
we don't care if its Venezuelan, Brazilian, yaki, Afro, tread, in as much as it does not smell. we don't care for so many tins ladies kill dem selves about.