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Education › Re: Here’s The Only Biologically Immortal Living Thing On This Planet by herald9: 6:52am On Apr 30, 2016
psucc:
Imagine our Senators becoming young again to live and enjoy the money they have made in the world's most expensive bills. OR

Our Govs, Ministers and President becoming young again and continue to enjoy.

I know this is for sure the only research that will attract African leaders' attention with a view to apply same to them.

But I thank God for death.
That's brutal grin
Education › Re: Here’s The Only Biologically Immortal Living Thing On This Planet by herald9: 6:51am On Apr 30, 2016
ghostofsparta:
Then what can we call something/being if it can't be killed ? Invincible ? Inhuman ?


Some of our wise Yoruba/African ancestors in their deep metaphysical venture came up with ways to defeat, by-pass and death-skip death, so don't think the concept of immortality which is scientifically exciting to western scholar of todays world is nothing new to few of us who still comb-through those things history claimed as 'primitive' of what our fore-fathers believed-in in their bias to ridicule, demonize and denigrate our believe system. To get a tidbit of what I'm talking about... click here to read IMMORTALITY - Paranormal or Science
There's an error in that address.. Do rectify it, thanks.
Politics › Re: What Is Man's Greatest Invention? by herald9: 6:37am On Apr 30, 2016
blazer234:
So, you guys are saying there is no God? I will suggest you be careful. Maybe you want to explain how you are able to live.
Did I say so or you just inferred?

Stop stalking bro, this thread wasn't created yesterday.
Politics › Re: What Is Man's Greatest Invention? by herald9: 6:31am On Apr 30, 2016
blazer234:
Language was never a human invention. It was God that gave you your language.
Like, he smeared the language on Gala and gave me to chew? Hmmmmmmmm yummy!
Celebrities › Re: Is Tiwa Savage A Heroine To All Nigerian Woman ? by herald9: 11:21pm On Apr 29, 2016
tollyB:
It became nobody Lol.... Thank you....missed you though... when are u rounding up in school?
LOL. Same here.
Hopefully next year, assuming the Nigerian factor doesn't come into play.. LOL.
Celebrities › Re: Is Tiwa Savage A Heroine To All Nigerian Woman ? by herald9: 11:09pm On Apr 29, 2016
tollyB:
smiley sweety....How is school?
Jeez.. So its really you? How come.. Where did you dump Ghostlady.. That moniker was weird tho grin

Welcome back.


School is schooling... We just resumed sef.
Celebrities › Re: Is Tiwa Savage A Heroine To All Nigerian Woman ? by herald9: 10:43pm On Apr 29, 2016
tollyB:
who all this Tory helphuh Nigerians cha... more pressing issues in our country..
Ghostlady?
Christianity Etc › Re: "When A Pastor Is Into Sport Betting"- Hilarious Photo by herald9: 10:32pm On Apr 29, 2016
Photoshopped...

Oops! Just wanted to check whether my ban is truly gone grin
Politics › Re: Eyewitness Account Of Fulani Attack In Enugu State......(photos)...Greatiyk4u by herald9:
Some people have traded their conscience for politics...


Why should your concern be on NUMBERS? For God's sake PEOPLE were massacred, it doesn't matter whether it's one person or two.

I bet if your mum was among the dead, you wouldn't be here vomiting these putrid.


In fact you deserved to be tied to a nuclear bomb and sent to Azo rock.


Idiat.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by herald9: 10:54pm On Apr 18, 2016
llaykorn:
Herald, bro! What's up?
I have been to London. smiley
Probably the Queen locked you up that's why you got no Internet..
Welcome back tho... What did you bring.. More poems?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by herald9: 10:26pm On Apr 18, 2016
llaykorn:
If I wait for that, I'll pitch my tent with the losing team again this year. That jinx needs to be broken. grin
Where have you been, bro?
Celebrities › Re: Why Nigerians Are The Reason The Likes Of Davido And Olamide Sing Trash by herald9: 7:27pm On Apr 14, 2016
Nigerian music sucks, everyday they keep recycling and churning out same shiitty songs with a different beat to the public who are ever ready to munch it like some dogs waiting for its owner's shiit.

Go to twitter now, the moment a shitty artiste drops a song, their fans turns to town criers, tweeting on how dooope the song is and how they're gonna play it for the rest of their lives until you're tempted to download it, only to discover that it's that same shiit angry

Its not that they don't know people are complaining about the lack of contents in their songs, but these promoters and marketers wouldn't hear... The re-garnish the song and forces it down people's throat either in shows or TV, and at the end these shiitty artistes ends up smiling to the bank.

Once this idiot called Small Doctor was interviewed on HipTV, the presenter told him that people are complaining that his music is bereft of content... Could you imagine what he retorted?

"SMALL DOCTOR IS NOT MAKING SENSE, BUT SMALL DOCTOR IS MAKING MONEY"




THUNDER FIRE HIM SEF angry angry angry
Science/Technology › Re: Simplified Physics With Johnydon22 Part 1 (newton's Laws Of Motion) by herald9: 9:38am On Apr 09, 2016
Registering...
This will be cool for the holidays.
Kudos Johnny.
Politics › Re: El-rufai To Suleiman: Mention The Day I Will Die by herald9: 11:36am On Apr 03, 2016
In my opinion, it is the lack of regulation of religion that led to all these circles of death and destruction. Just recently, we had the Shi’ite problem in Zaria, following a similar pattern.

I believe that before you start preaching in any religion, you should have gone through a system of education, training and some kind of certification. Even those that deal with the physical life get certified, let alone those that deal with the spiritual life. We initiated this bill from the Kaduna State Security Council, based on reports of new sects emerging in Kaduna State.
Politics › Re: El-rufai To Suleiman: Mention The Day I Will Die by herald9: 11:30am On Apr 03, 2016
[b]
This is something I find both disturbing and disappointing. In any argument and situation, if you have your facts and you are right, you don’t need to refer to religion. Religion doesn’t win arguments for you. What I have found in life is that the moment a person introduces religion in any situation, I know they are wrong because if you are right, have facts and can justify your position, why bring God into it? God will judge us on the day of judgment. People only revert to religion and ethnicity when they have run out of convincing arguments. What I find in Kaduna State is that people can bring religion into everything. I think more than any state in Nigeria, Kaduna state has suffered more in terms of religious and ethnic divisions and that should be a lesson for us but what I found out is that the elite have one weapon and that is religion and it is sad. But, unfortunately for them they have not studied me. If anyone has studied my career at the FCT, they would know that playing the religious card with me will fail all the time, because the moment you play that card, I know you are an adversary that needs to be put down and I will not look back until I am done with you.[/b]
Politics › Re: How Many Hours Of Power Supply Do You Have In Your Area Per Day. by herald9: 2:30pm On Apr 02, 2016
Like 21 hours or more. Sometimes I even go to school on empty stomach cause food in the fridge has turn to iceberg.
Politics › Re: We Have No Sufficient Electricity To Give Nigerians- Fashola by herald9: 8:11pm On Mar 31, 2016
A lawyer in the power sector... Hmmmm
Phones › Re: Here Are 5 Things You Should Do Before Buying Your Next Smartphone by herald9: 10:12am On Mar 29, 2016
After budgeting 35k for Camon C8, I went to SLOT only to realize that the price has skyrocketed to 48k... I just shove in my cash and start spending slowly.


The economy is bad mehn.
TV/Movies › Re: 4 Myths About Nigerian Films That Are False by herald9: 11:14pm On Mar 28, 2016
"The FACT is FALSE" LOL.
Christianity Etc › Re: Olumba's Supreme Temple Calabar: God's Third And Last Temple Will Be In Calabar by herald9: 8:25pm On Mar 28, 2016
My late Grandpa's church grin

I wonder how this will end as the son is aging fast and the father is no where to be seen... Probably dead, secretly buried and quietly decaying in his grave.


This is a battle for the theist sha cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by herald9: 6:08pm On Mar 28, 2016
In my universe, there's nothing like SIN... Only CRIME.
Romance › Re: Mistakes Women Make When Their Guys Cheat On Them by herald9: 12:26pm On Mar 28, 2016
mstik:
truu nos 4 and 6, never do that. Just walk out silently NEVER go through you bf's phone. Ever.
Hey miss. Longest time.
Christianity Etc › Re: How The 12 Apostles Of Jesus Christ Died by herald9:
What of the other one that was almost fried in a cauldron of boiling oil grin

I understand why those guys did that... Imagine you catching a mosquito that wouldn't let you sleep all night grin

Those disciples were some real nuisance as they screamed throughout the streets, the same way most Christians are doing today.

I once went to a night class to complete a projection assignment we were given to be submitted the next day. I worked my asss out all night and was preparing to have a short sleep by around 4:30am in the morning. I barely closed my eyes when I heard a blast that almost set me on my heels... I calmed myself and began looking around for the source of that noise only to find out that it came from a megaphone from one these born again churches -THE CHOSEN!!!! I angry angry

Mehn I just swore under my breathe that if I had a machine gun, I would just walk up to those bastards and pump them with a billion bullets while screaming at the top of my voice angry angry




And this torment lasted for over 45mins in which I packed my bags and went home sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Find It Difficult To Pay TITHES? by herald9: 11:04am On Mar 28, 2016
Fadman4real:
I am actually a lecturer, and can you point to any of the facts I mentioned that is not true
Earthquake is caused by sin? shocked
A lecturer? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Religious and mythological studies Abi. God dey! shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastor Bar Robbers, Prostitutes, Kidnappers From Giving Offerings,tithe by herald9: 9:51pm On Mar 27, 2016
zenith4biz:
It is better to be an extremist than to be worldly.
And what's a heavenly being doing in the world? You should be in heaven already, sir.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Basketmouth’s Elder Brother, Godwin Okpocha,comic Artist.. See His Artwork by herald9: 5:20pm On Mar 27, 2016
Wow. The dude sef is a cool artwork.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastor Bar Robbers, Prostitutes, Kidnappers From Giving Offerings,tithe by herald9: 5:13pm On Mar 27, 2016
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Your opinion my friend. You are entitled to it
Same as everyone else
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion... But there are people who doesn't have any... Therefore, they become puppets to those who do.
undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastor Bar Robbers, Prostitutes, Kidnappers From Giving Offerings,tithe by herald9: 4:51pm On Mar 27, 2016
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Extermism comes in different forms
One characteristic of an extremist is intolerance to views different from his/her own
as evident in your post above.
If your definition of an extremist is someone who is trying to revitalize the reasoning of some primitive men, brought about by the usage and misinterpretation of some Jewish beliefs, culture and mythologies, aimed at holding the modern man in bondage and depriving them of the benefits of the modern way of life and appreciating the breakthrough in science and technology ...Then I'm glad to be one. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastor Bar Robbers, Prostitutes, Kidnappers From Giving Offerings,tithe by herald9: 3:20pm On Mar 27, 2016
But what really is the difference between The Lord's Chosen and Deeper Life? They all dress in the same archaic manner, preach the same message, etc... So what's the essence of establishing another Deeper Life with a different name?

Well, in terms of dressing, Chosen is the worst. A white Tshirt, turned milky due to over-wearing, with The Chosen insignia printed all over it- tugged into a trouser cut, in which the leggings can be used to sew two of my penciled trousers... , together with a pair of ancient sandals,which is gradually taking after the colors of the earth...

And it's like these people, the way the dress is a depiction of how their brains are. Imagine someone carrying over almost all the courses in a semester...

No beefing, but these Christian extremists irks me like seriously angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Some Funny Memes That Tell Bible Stories by herald9: 12:31pm On Mar 27, 2016
Statistics or Mathematics... Let's solve this... grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Easter To All Nairalanders by herald9: 6:21am On Mar 27, 2016
bigpastor:
FOR YOUR MIND!!!!
Your signature says it.

He's ALIVE & lives forever more!!!!!!
But he's gonna die again next year, right?


My signature is for you. Read it aloud 3 times, then go back and meditate on it, hopefully that fog in your mind will rise too.
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Easter To All Nairalanders by herald9: 6:04am On Mar 27, 2016
Why celebrate when he is gonna die again next year.

Ogbanje Jesus... Born to die.

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