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Romance › Re: Who Can Tell The Reason Why There Is A Hole On Biro"s Cover? by herald9: 6:13pm On May 03, 2016
So that if mistakenly swallowed and it blocks the trachea, the hole will still allow minimum passage of oxygen till help comes..


That's why lollipop sticks also have holes in them...
Politics › Re: Xerona Duke Celebrates 26th Birthday by herald9: 5:56pm On May 03, 2016
Pretty... Not beautiful.
Fashion › Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by herald9: 5:12pm On May 03, 2016
grin

Remember once I grabbed my assistant class rep by the waist and jacked her up...

She was like.. Jesus! Henry, you want to announce to the whole class that I don't have weight? grin


Slim girls are cool tho.
Christianity Etc › Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by herald9: 3:05pm On May 03, 2016
otemanuduno:
I quote the book of Knoliud 15:32-43

32. The creatures of the past shall benefit those of the future, and without the past creatures, the future creatures shall not survive.

33. And in millions of years to come, the future people shall get almost all their energies from the people of the past.

34. Only the energy of the sun shall surpass the energies to get from the creatures of the past.

35. This is the purpose of death; for without death shall no man benefit. And those who are not afraid of dying shall be the only ones to be empowered.

36. For the fear of death shall bring about the limitation of knowledge and power.

37. And in the future shall many be made to fear death by one of the sons of God.

38. He shall forbid them do things that will make them use their brains, but instead, he shall set leaders over them to put their intentions into check such that they shall invent no single thing.

39. They shall also not discover any work of God because they shall think it as abomination and evil to discover the works of God.

40. And they shall die in their ignorances, creating no useful impact in the world but noise.

41. And they shall not invent anything but noise while they use the inventions of the people that are not afraid of death. Yet they shall condemn the people whose inventions they are using.


42. And when Knoliud was still saying all these, Nymphidis{Yahweh} began to smile greatly to himself.

Yahweh is just a son to Reverad the real God, yet he brags so much as if he is powerful. Mumu Yahweh.
What is this Knoliud? It sounds knowledgeable.
Celebrities › Re: SAN To Sue Tiwa Savage For Teebillz Character Assassination(pics) by herald9: 10:21am On May 03, 2016
Previously On SUITS...
Family › Re: Freeman David, A Nairalander Is Dead! by herald9: 7:01am On May 02, 2016
He just slip.. Fell.. And died?

Shiit! Why are we born in the first place if this is how we gonna go? sad
Romance › Re: Chilling With The Prettiest Girl In Campus - Photos by herald9: 7:48pm On May 01, 2016
Everyone please drop your attention here.
OK.. Thanks... Now let's donate it to Airforce1.
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye & His Family's Church Outfits by herald9: 6:44pm On May 01, 2016
Sarimah:
that's how we roll tongue
Why you no roll come my side na, at least na the same Uyo we dey cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by herald9: 6:15pm On May 01, 2016
Ganjafama:
It was even God who brought up the issue of job just to ridicule satan. What an insecure god.
Talk of GAMBLING with the lives of people he claims to love.
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye & His Family's Church Outfits by herald9: 6:11pm On May 01, 2016
Sarimah:
over fine dey worry them
This gehl.. You'll just appear once in a blue/red/yellow moon
Christianity Etc › Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by herald9: 5:59pm On May 01, 2016
Hmmmmmmmm.
Someone said all [deep] thinkers are atheists... Now I believe him.



The End.
Christianity Etc › Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by herald9: 5:03pm On May 01, 2016
HardMirror:
This is just a tip of the questions I began to ask God. Of course he had no answer. The same God that reveals other peoples issues to me could not answer this.

Christianity Etc › Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by herald9: 4:48pm On May 01, 2016
Ganjafama:
Mr man what do you know about satan? The writers of the Bible were trying to discredit satan
. But have you had the opportunity of hearing Satan's side of the story?can you pin point one evil satan committed in the Bible? I can pin point over a million evils your god yahweh committed in the Bible. The so-called Bible you guys are carrying up and down is just a book that was written by men like you. Those men are not more intelligent or pious than you and I.
This is the same thing I've been telling my friends, bro.

Even when Satan went to destroy Job's family, he obtained a written permission from God.
Literature › Re: Things Fall Apart VS Arrow Of God (pics) by herald9: 7:39am On May 01, 2016
After finishing Things Fall Apart, I was too engrossed to start Arrow of God... Until then, I'll go for TFA.
Phones › Re: Best Mobile Apps For Students by herald9: 7:32am On May 01, 2016
Team Microsoft Apps:

1. Microsoft Office Mobile and Word are more professional than WPS;

2. Microsoft Office Lens does a better work than Fast Scanner
There's even Microsoft Excel for mobile...

Then Retrica is more perfect for that selfie than Camera360...

That's all...

For e-books, I use UB Reader and Scribd.
Romance › Re: Gays Only!!! by herald9: 9:07pm On Apr 30, 2016
REPENT FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Is Wrong According To Yoruba Cutomary Marriage Act by herald9: 9:02pm On Apr 30, 2016
SirShymexx:
Thanks for shedding more light on this issue. By looking at the guy and the information I’ve been able to gather on the internet – it’s obvious the guys isn’t a scrounger. I believe the mistake he made was to invest his all into something he felt would be a potential cash cow and a catalyst to propel him, and his management company to the next level. This is why it’s always self-destructive to trust and invest your all in people, regardless of the relationship you have with them. Why didn’t he sign her to a normal deal? At least he’d still be getting close to 30-40% of whatever she makes? He fell in love and lost his senses. It’s business and there’s no friendship in business. You need a level of selfishness/self-centeredness in this world to be successful. And the reason why he’s erratic is cos he has lost everything.

Anyone would get depressed when someone you invested all your money, sweat, and time in gets to the level you finally expect to start reaping but the person starts holding your hand. In business, it’s colossal loss. I guess the fear of having to start all over again from the scratch is what made him develop the mental breakdown. Then you’ve the MIL moving in with them to ridicule and mentally torture the guy. It’s sad, really.

Obviously, because she’s the “superstar” at the moment, he’ll be the scrounger and leech. However, people won’t look back at when she was a failed artist and failed X-factor contestant – before she was discovered by the guy. And the same guy invested everything he had in her and moved to naij cos he believed in her. But now that she’s made it – he’s now a weed head, coke head, philanderer, broke bum living off his wife, debtor etc. Why didn’t she say all these when the guy was working his socks off and spending his money to make her career blossom? Apparently, he also sold his car to pay for her first video.

Hopefully, the wise guys reading the guy’s story won’t get carried away by the theatrics and learn from the guy’s experience. It’s always self-destructive to invest your all in people, regardless of the relationship you have with them. The world is about survival of the fittest and when money is involved, people do change. There’s no shared dream and it has to always be about you at all times. I wish the guy nothing but the best and I hope he gets the help he needs, though I know he definitely has his own imperfections. He just lost one and losing is part of life. It’s now time for sober reflections but it’s not the end of the world.

Anyway, I'm out. Thanks for the educative thread about Yoruba tradition, Sir - rich tradition. wink
This is something to sleep on.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Is Wrong According To Yoruba Cutomary Marriage Act by herald9: 8:58pm On Apr 30, 2016
FrancisTony:
Yeah, I can't keep up with both.
I was on strike but I am resuming back on Tuesday. smiley
Same here. Good night and Good luck.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Is Wrong According To Yoruba Cutomary Marriage Act by herald9: 8:06pm On Apr 30, 2016
FrancisTony:
How are you, senior? grin
Hehehe.. What's up man... You just disappeared with your school grin
Are you on break?
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Is Wrong According To Yoruba Cutomary Marriage Act by herald9: 7:58pm On Apr 30, 2016
FrancisTony:
But you want the child to grow up and be like shameless Teebillz, right?
I wonder Teebillz and Tiwa, who is better off. Adultery he accused Tiwa of, he ain't innocuous, either. Tiwa is better off in all ramifications.
Hey, Junior wink
Celebrities › Re: Spesh Calls Tiwa Savage Interview Fake, Nigerians Blast Him(pics by herald9: 7:54pm On Apr 30, 2016
Failed por.nstar? As in, even in the porn industry he no fit blow? shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by herald9: 7:41pm On Apr 30, 2016
This thread is damn funny.
Politics › Re: What Is Man's Greatest Invention? by herald9: 7:06pm On Apr 30, 2016
blazer234:
I thought you denied ever denying God?

Your blindness is monumental

Problem is you will never realise your blindness until it is too late.

Either you want to hear it or not, God the Father Almighty is True and Real and Alive.
This is what you wanted and I've given it to you.

I understand that shock, discomfort and the feeling of insecurity that grips you to the marrow when you realize that what you place your faith/hope on, and hold so dearly is but irrelevant rubbish to others. Therefore you had to break in to defend it, irrespective of the topic in discussion in order to make yourself feel good.

But at the end you just made a big fool of yourself cause they're thousands of Gods being worshipped by humans today, and as far as I'm concerned, yours is one of them... All in the same box!
Politics › Re: What Is Man's Greatest Invention? by herald9: 5:32pm On Apr 30, 2016
blazer234:
If you Dont like being quoted Mr, you should delete your post and delete your monicker. Nonsense

Who are you or what do you have in life that makes you feel important that anyone will be "stalking" you?

Stalking my dirty foot.
I'm done with you here, bro.. Better run back to your god before he gets angry and 'give' you another language.
Family › Re: Photos Of The Rescued Boy Branded A Witch by herald9: 4:54pm On Apr 30, 2016
Oh mehn, See transformation!

May the devil punish all men of God who subject children to this kind of barbaric treatment angry
Politics › Re: What Is Man's Greatest Invention? by herald9: 4:45pm On Apr 30, 2016
blazer234:
Yeah! The same way your dad poured sperm into your mom's mouth for her to swallow, so that she can get pregnant and give birth to you.
shocked
Politics › Re: What Is Man's Greatest Invention? by herald9: 4:36pm On Apr 30, 2016
blazer234:
If they ask you about human inventions and you answer "GOD", everyone who has brain knows what you mean: that God is just a figment of human imagination and not a real being.

Quoting you is not stalking; it is just quoting you and nothing more...I mean anybody can get quoted. So I Dont understand what you mean by "stalking".

Yes the thread wasn't created yesterday, but your comment is there for everyone to see even after 100 years.
The problem is, I don't like people quoting me from dead threads... It's gives the impression that you're trailing me... And the worst of all is you didn't even quote me once, isn't that stalking?

I said man invented language, if you don't like it you can always go and hug igneous rock.
Celebrities › Re: My Prediction On Tiwa Savages Marriage Came To Pass - See Screen Shot by herald9:
IamMissMarvel:
Prophet of doom. Clap for your self.

A divorced or separated man or woman is no marriage material for any woman or man according to Jesus in the book of Mathew.

Now, what beats me is how a woman can commit adultery, and Jesus expects that even in that case, we can forgive, but in the case that the man divorces her, he is allowed. But he can't marry again till the woman dies. And any woman or man who marries the divorced parties is an adulterer or adulteress.

Marriage is a lifetime sentence, look before u jump inside.
I wonder how a bachelor could make rules for marriage grin

They say he that wears the shoe knows where it pinches. Since Jesus has never been in a relationship before, talk less of getting married, sorry, he knows nada grin
Politics › Re: Governor Ugwuanyi Observing The 3Day Fasting Declared In Enugu (pics) by herald9: 10:16am On Apr 30, 2016
ValentineMary:
Religion would always be an excuse for d leaders to oppress the masses. It was only after Europe gave up d religious dogma and embraced d renaissance that serious development in science and art was observed.

Yet Nigerian leaders would never learn from history. How can fasting chase away those fulani herdsmen huh The way Nigerian government put prayers and fasting into activities as if it can give any real solution is quite disturbing
When the likes of Obama were drinking from the fountain of knowledge, our leaders were gargling sad

Sadly, this is another way of telling the masses "sorry people, I'm powerless and clueless"
Politics › Re: Governor Ugwuanyi Observing The 3Day Fasting Declared In Enugu (pics) by herald9: 10:00am On Apr 30, 2016
Hehehe

This man is a big clown.

Imagine he went to Abuja and smiled sheepishly while receiving a presidential handshake on the aftermath of the Fulani rampage.


We were expecting something like this angry

But he went to Abuja and did this grin


What a dumbasss grin grin grin
Phones › Re: How Many Hours Do U Spend With Your Phone Per Day ? by herald9: 8:11am On Apr 30, 2016
My phone is my life... How many hours do I spend with my life?

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