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chika98:
Maybe he goes after Unilag chics.

Funny you should say that. In short, Unilag girls are hos abi?

@ topic, i feel u jare, relationships are supposed to be give and take.
Yes, d man is supposed to be the provider, but then, the woman isnt there to be a drain either! She shd help too, if the need arises. doesnt matter if its 100 quid or a million.
If it was d babe that asked for the credo and didnt get it, what would the reactions here be?

Whenever, wherever!!
Seriously tho, there's no time-table for it, but I heard somewhere dat at least 3ce a week is good, healthwise.
As for me, I dont play with my health so I make sure I top that!!!

DavidDylan:
Me: hobbies?
TNW: modelling

Come to think of it, how come every naija girl you meet is a model?? And by dat, I dont mean model-material girls, I mean, they're all wannabees! Is it just me?

StephenP:
I remember seeing one

What turns you on?
Her: Being in God's presence.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! Seriously?

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096821#msg3096821 date=1226881016]ah ah, how can you use sungirls to describe us now.
now thatz just a crime [/quote]But they are naija girls as well, so why not??

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096787#msg3096787 date=1226880187]started what? I said he sponsored it, meaning he gave it for me.
Anywazzzzzzzzzz, waka! I dnt like people disrespecting my mother.

back to topic [/quote]Oops, my bad! I guess I thot something else. My apologies please.

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096776#msg3096776 date=1226879934]hmmmmmmm. . . . .NEXT!!!
I'm really having a good sunday, why do you want to spoil it?[/quote]YOU STARTED IT!! Now you've made me look bad. I am gentleman really.

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096764#msg3096764 date=1226879574]na ur papa be my sponsor [/quote]After shagging ur mama as compensation abi?

stillwater:
. . . and who are you?

An admirer. . .

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096758#msg3096758 date=1226879423]be quiet. I also have freckles. no be only white people anymore. olodo
babasuwe on nl [/quote]See dis razz girl, who dashed you computer?

stillwater:
See this one o. I have freckles on my hands.

U wish! Bloody bleacher. lol!

stillwater:
I'm not denying the fact that some bleach, but the sun is a culprit here. I was literally burnt this summer . Dark spots could be freckles, you know?

Trust naija babes, always an excuse. Now its freckles Since when did black girls start having freckles

DavidDylan:
them think say na moon we dey use.

I have to agree though, your face is naturally darker than the rest of your body . . . effect of the sun.

Hehehe. . .dont mind me, just being naughty! But then, sometimes d naija babes go a li'l extreme. Yes the sun has effects, but the difference is not dat much.

stillwater:
Not necessary, certain parts of my body are lighter than the other parts. And  it's because of the sun.

Are you sure?? We sef de enter sun o!

MrCrackles:
Oh yes

Tura, Zarina, Mercury, Shirley and SOYOYO specialists!!

you left out clear essence, fair and white and sivoclair!!!

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096626#msg3096626 date=1226877558]But she's correct. ewo lo tun de?[/quote]Ko si o, just thot dis was supposed to be some random fun blog. Just my opinion.  

Cayon:
say what?? There are 4 definitions for the word, "seduce"  Based on the contents of this thread - No doubt the answer is number 2.  

1. to lead astray, as from duty, rectitude, or the like; corrupt.
2. to persuade or induce to have sexual intercourse.
3. to lead or draw away, as from principles, faith, or allegiance: "He was seduced by the prospect of gain."
4. to win over; attract; entice: "a supermarket seducing customers with special sales."

Seducing is persuading and convincing someone to have sex or engage in sexual acts with you.

WTF?? Dont tell me you went to open dictionary @ this time of d night?

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096572#msg3096572 date=1226876794]sure, you guys rule with your cabu cabu, shorts and tuxedo worn at the same time[/quote]I'd still much rather look ridiculous than hilarious, tho with those girls, its both.

And whats all this talk abt guys using one toothbrush 4ever, na big lie be dat now, haba! Girls are equally scruffy like dat sef, if not worse.

@ dark rxn, dont even go there, talking abt naija men n bad dress sense. We're still better than you lot, tryin so desperately to copy oyinbo baffs and making a mockery out of the whole thing! Is it d size 16 naija gals we see squeezed inside size 8 clothes, all in a bid to be fashionable??

StephenP:
See what you ladies don't understand is it is not something you talk about/verbally express, it is a doing process especially since we need to see how the lady is feeling and now the next course of action.

Well said my bro, seduction is not a set of laid-down rules, its spontaneous and random. Depends on the setting really.

KarmaMod:


You don't want the used tampon that was squeezed into the stew to go to waste now, do you?

After all we're just playing our partings in GOING GREEN  

OK, now thats just plain gross!!

4 Play:
They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.

lol @ 4play!!!

See dark roxn o, feeling like she can take on all the men in 'ere!
I can imagine how she'll be in reality. . .

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096296#msg3096296 date=1226874077]Thank you. Here goes your village basket. Find your way to sudan [/quote]Dark rxn, i admire your sincerity. All other naija girls still claim to like poetry, even tho d whole world knows they dont.

At least you're honest, tho dat in no way makes you better.

@ dark rxn, upgrade to what? All y'all are on the same level when it comes to that.

KarmaMod:
Plenty of Jamos you can play with Hesperus

You might get some curry snake out of the deal sef

I think I might just take my chances with that. At least d curry cake is sure,, unlike schizophrenic naija babes!

Not true, Naija women are not at all romantic, as in them no just try at all!! So why would men even bother seducing them?