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Men, me n my girl fight like almost everyday. Funny enough, its always over very trivial and stupid things, but i guess dats what keeps us goin. Besides we make up in no time and then u know what comes next. . . Cos God knows i would be totally bored without any drama!

@ poster, so sucking your breasts made you fall in love??

[s]Abeg, bring said breasts, make I suck sef. Maybe you'll fall in love wit me too! lol![/s]

lynn26:
JJYOU Are you telling me that you'd let those lip syncing tinkers P Square who sing shit about l!oving women when all they really want is to mess as many women as they can get to NO.1 rather han Brit(deep down a beautiful soul). Give me a break!


GOD IS A WOMAN AND THE DEVIL IS A MAN!

O girl, anyday, anytime, i'd pick P square a hundred times over b4 considering Britney!
Beautiful soul my nyash!

Dis cheating thing depends on situations. OK, what happens in a long distance relationship n they havent seen each other for like 2 years? D guy may just be sleepin with other person(s) just to keep body n soul together (at least dats what they say), but his heart is still with the other girl. And of course, he does it codedly so she never finds out. You know what they say, what u dont know cant hurt you. (Not entirely true sha)

Dis issue again and again. 1stly, alcohol is simply fermented starch/sugar. Any sugar containing drink if left to stand long enough will contain alcohol traces. So those who preach against alcohol shd as well abstain from sugary suff.
D keyword is moderation, in everything.

See dis guy o! U mean say ur fellow omo boy woz u for gbangba, n u de there de look? Wey u suppose augment am wit bottle!
U come de hala say d babe laff u. Shey na only laff? Small time she go begin use ya blokos roll dice, as u no fit step up!

Rlly, written by a Nigerian? Not bad.
Tho' it doesnt go down so well considering that she had to lip-synch to her "hit song" when she performed for x-factor eviction show. Sad!

Babeisme, pls,pls, pls gimme ur contact details as in phone no and email too.

These ur deals are too good to miss and i want to help spread d word to my folks in naija. Thanks.

O boy, pick up your legs and run! Cheating is cheating, and worse still with ur friend. Now anytime you see him, ur mind will wander and you'll keep imagining him on top of her! No girl is worth that kind of torture.

Rich Dad:
The song is a theme song for a horror movie.i can't just get it off ma head for months now, hehehe.lol.what do u guys think about 'Live your life'? Rihanna is just too much

Live your life is just d bomb, I listen to it everyday in d car, at home and am jst not tired. She's rlly impressing me!!

Is this really true? I tried checking the site but nothing came up.

If it is. . . .hangin' curtains my yansh! Even if he was, he had to do it naked? Still sound freaky to me.

Whhaaaaaattt You must be out of your mind to even be considering it! If it was as easy as that, why hasnt dat same guy gone himself?
You better not believe all these outrageously ridiculous stories.

U guys, haba, d guy neva talk say him de chop d babe!
@ poster, u better talk d whole truth now so we go know as we go advise u! lol.

Lovely thread.
I call her sweetie'm (my sweetie in igbo, tho we're both not igbo), and she calls me dafidi.
Again sometimes, just for fun, i call ode and she calls me mumu!

MrCrackles:
Fucking Nollywood featuring Ghanawood!!

LOL!
For once i agree with crackles, ah ah! D g-string always ends up under d bed shaaa. Shey when d babe de go, she no rememba say she wear pant come? Besides, ur friend must be quite dirty, apparently he doesnt sweep his room often!

Kini big deal about meeting family, does it stop the guy from dumping her whenever he so wishes?

As long as no solid engagement/marriage plans have been made, then just carry on. Afterall, no be family you de date.

Hotstepper:
NUTRI-C

I luved it den.

Nutri-c, nutri-c
my favourite drink
my only drink
another name for VITAMIN C
And More
Satisfying
Nourishing
My best drink NUTRI- C
, fill in the blank

,
,  I'll love to be a part of it
      you wont like to be left out,
      our best friend, nutri-c!
   lol

Good guys? Here, here!!

Na wa o, who are all these people like angie and debo? How can you come on a naija site and start bad-mouthing naija, because of ordinary UK?
When cat de sleep, rat go bite him tail, wetin e de find. . . . .

Le fenu so video is out? Ope o! I so love dat song. Is it on youtube yet?

Na real wa o! How long did u guys date before marrying? because if u dated long enough, there's no way he could have hidden all that from you, especially the "round 2" part!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=200002.msg3142759#msg3142759 date=1227728750]You take home roughly £1650 home a month after tax, so you cannot afford a mortgage in London because of the income multiple, but assuming you have a mortgage of say £160,000, which is the average price of a one bedroom flat ^{(mind you its a flat not house)} in outer London, can you afford to pay the £1000 a month mortgage payment out of your wages? Is the remaining £650 per month enough for you to live on?[/quote]For real? Ha, thank God I decided against london. Omo, we are enjoyin here o! Solid 3 bedroom house complete with front parking and back garden, and the mortgage is less than £1000 a month! Wetin de that London sef, wey people de die put?

Thanks pple. I was beginning to think I was a pervert for seeing nothin bad in it, so I just had to clarify.

Multivite

Mum made us take it religiously. Still remember dat ad (multi-multi-multivite!)

Titus sardines
Nasco cornflakes
3 crowns milk
Coke (they ask if u'll drink coke and end up serving u sprite!)
,

I agree with Osisi, as long as you have a goal and stay focused.
I remember when my sis came here for her degree, she did odd jobs too cos she had to eat n pay bills, and u cant keep asking for money from home all the time.
Now she's done and works for a top Law firm here in UK, tho she's d only black person there. And the funniest thing was that d contact who helped her with the job, she met thru dat same odd job.
Such is life.

damiso:
In short life is a struggle everywhere,anywhere as long as its still on this earth.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum!