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No one used your destiny


You're just in a state of paranoia being brainwashed by the current events unfolding in your presence and society programming in your life


Try and get a good adequate sleep

Marry her now before you regret it .

That's the sweetest part of being in a relationship getting to bang your girlfriend's best friend .

Wait till South East gets a functioning seaport and Lagos will be a deserted land



No more gara gara or say na we get Lagos.



Only Low iq bigoted apes says that

He must have done something wrong or offended someone



I've been around asians long enough to know don'that they just take a live except you've seriously offended them one way or the other

NDLEA is tribally biased , no wonder they haven't accomplished any meaningful work like the DEA does because it keeps recruiting inexperienced kids into their agency.

Spy family

I was so hungry for yam and vegetables but the necessary ingredients wasn't available where I was so I decided to create something with what I have got


Potatoes with a sprinkle of coriander leaves

Blake755:

Rich kid I day come make you cut soap for me

Kaa4:
Why soapy when you are married?

When you're married , many things wouldn't be available to you including s3x

Desist from befriending any woman that'll mingle with other men for monetary gains

A woman that can't pay her bills isn't worthy to your partner

Don't sell , you're gonna regret selling your properties

Bumble is much better than those two

She has your mumu button in her hands



Don't let her go further, Scold her to stop



Or else very soon you would sucking on her toes

Use chatgpt.


No human will come close to this AI tool

Just buy goat and prepare it at home than going out to eat goat meat which is more costly

Churches in nigeria nowadays are a huge scam except for a few


Better to stay in your house on Sunday and Jo soapy than follow your wife to church

You and your wife needs thorough family planning with sex education.

Check Truecaller for his true identity


Search his phone number on Facebook

Naira is deprecating in value and inflation is skyrocketing


Nigeria should adopt dollar as a legal tender and get rid of naira that has no value


Simple

Imagine two grown men fighting and no one could separate them


We're living amidst a bunch of cows

No



I'll simply cremate my loved ones corpses than bury them

She is flaunting her assets so that prospective buyers can come and trade in exchange for monetary gains

Akeem79:
Pre lunch ,
Early lunch ,Na only you waka cum ?







If you are hungry come over

Arigato senpai

Omelette, toast, hashbrown and butter

Sapa rice with hot choco

Hmm

Nigerians are too damn entitled


How's him spending his own money your problem??

NDLEA is the biggest drug trafficking cabal


They nab shipments of pushers and sell to the highest bidder

NPF is just a facade for criminals in uniforms

Nothing more

Olaronke2478:
How do you cope with your sexual needs??
Discipline

With masturbation