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What about Picknick ?
That stupendously rich man that has 2 houses and a hotel in every state capital in Nigeria.

Congratulations Bro.

But your daughter too resemble you ehn.

Same here.
I got my job via Nairaland.

Nothing.
I've never had a feeling for girl talkless of fall in love.

Yeah

Capital YES
and no

Foreseer:
The danger of standing alone

Seriously,
Someone could have just helped him step on the can and he'd be out.

Ija lon gbeyin ale.

Won se party daran ...

Ikire osun state

It's called emphereziomous.

Moz22:
Actually typing this with a heavy heart and so much disgust for what I've done.. wish I had handled the situation better.

My father is the best man I could ever wish for and if I had another chance to pick a dad again in my next life, I'll pick a richer version of him but my mom?? Sigh!

However growing up with them was so stressful in every way u can think of.. my dad was the meek type, soft spoken and slow to react but my mom would always complain about everything, she fights everything and everyone.. never afraid of any form of confrontation, she would complain about my hairstyle, she would check if I sagged my trousers.. she monitored me extremely and always nagged about it.. I'm this typa guy who is well cultured, I wouldn't say I got that from home training tho cos I do not drink, smoke nor womanize... And I think it's d joy of every parent to have child like me, I basically had no friends visiting me then and even up till now. I've got trust issues that's why I don't keep friends.. my mom made my youthful days hell for me, I didn't really enjoy it.. times I spent with her were miserable as she would shout everyday, quarrel even over phone conversations that you would think the person she's fighting with was right in front of her.. and some times I even pity my dad whenever she starts with him. I developed some sorta hatred for her

Lately I've been spending more time with them cos of our last born just so I could keep an eye on him and we stayed close too.. and the way she treats him makes me wonder if she was the one gave birth to him, if I was away when she was pregnant for him and delivered.. I would have argued that she was his mother. There were times that I had to pass the night there and her voice or rants would be what will wake me up very early in the morning just as it used to be when I used to be there...

I used to think that as people grow old, they become calmer but that isn't the case with my mom, she's more violent... She lost her twin sis last year March and I sincerely hoped that would change atleast but iro nio... Her other sisters aren't even speaking to her at the moment. My dad was a musician.. old age won't allow him continue doing music, coincidentally I picked up that barton.. been doing the same music(live musician) all my life but my mom has always been against it.. she was never happy whenever I carry my dad's guitar to rehearse or whenever I bring a piano home.. it was always war...

Been there since last weekend cos of the poor electricity in my area.. we have had power for about 7 days now.. Had gone for a studio session, only to return in d evening and I was greeted with shouting over a very trivial issue, I was so angry that I responded to every of her verbal insults.. and then she hit me and I reciprocated which I felt so bad about almost immediately.. she dragged me by my clothes shouting that I must kill her again, by that time.. my anger had subdued and all I had on my mind was to leave the house immediately. She threatened to arrest me.. She tore my shirt and I managed to pull away from her.. and left without picking my stuffs. All my life, I have never raised up my hands to hit a woman talkless of my mom.. I don't even beat kids when they do wrong, I hate to see tears..

I know it's a disgraceful thing to do. I've got no excuse for what I've done whatsoever. I even avoid confrontations with my own gender sef cos I know what I'm capable of. I'm always quick to say the word sorry just to avoid prolonged issues. I had been offline since it happened, just came here to drop this and I know how much insults I'm gonna get here anyway but we learn everyday and will surely pick the ones that will make me a better person.. no one's perfect

Pls ignore my typo errors abeg

I am 100% sure you're from the East cos no omoluabi will ever do such.
You just invoked a curse on yourself.
We call it egun in Yoruba.

aikyg:
Snail is free in my village. Our custom forbids us from touching let alone eat it. During the rainy season you see a lot of snails in nearby bushes. People come from other towns to come and collect snails, but we are forbidden from showing them where to find the big big ones.

Aye nse yin

Gays and potential gays usually don't know about football.
Dandaudu ne ?

Please where can I learn how to de-rail a thread ?
I mean how to successfully get other people annoyed in a joyous and highly respectful manner, such that I will be called out in an aggressive manner. Whereas I will be enjoying it while it last.
I really want to achieve this as a way of pacifying myself to believe that I have made lemonade out the sour lemons.

Please where can I learn how to de-rail a thread ?
I mean how to successfully get other people annoyed in a joyous and highly respectful manner, such that I will be called out in an aggressive manner. Whereas I will be enjoying it while it last.
I really want to achieve this as a way of pacifying myself to believe that I have made lemonade out the sour lemons.
Happy New Year !

It all boils down to money.

WibusJaga:


Na so!
Abeg order yours today & solve 50% of all your problems.
Various sizes available...

Cool... But what if you go have erection ?

This vehicle go reach like how much ?
I love it

You will not understand

darichlife:
My first simcard was a glo line I bought in 2006.
Lost it and bought another one MTN in 2008.

Have done welcome 4 times on the MTN.

That's 12 years this year.

SO MUCH LOVE MY MTN SIMCARD.

TELL US ABOUT YOURS.

My Glo 0805 since 2008.
I've retrieved it four times.

Gays spread HiV more.
We gotta be really careful now.

Wow betide our leaders. I mean those that sabotaged us as a nation.

Imagine how sophisticated Ghana I D card looks compared to the mumu slip they giving us here.

Seriously this thread is funny.
Lalasticlala o seunmsg et al bia nneba

kingslj:
Have you seen the man that sale chewing stick at mile 2 lagos.
that man has been hawking that chewing for over 15years on that road. i can count the years because i have seen him since when i was looking for a job .

How do one survive hawking chewing stick in the early morning to people going to thier work place.office?

I was coming from Alakija on Friday morning.
I saw the man at mile 2 and I taught exactly the same.

Everything is not money but everything is money.
Because of that I need a loan of 350k asap.
CONGRATULATIONS DAVIDO.
Even though we're age mate and I work harder than you, life's been fvcking me badly.

How old are you and how old is she ?

No big deal.
Let him wear whatever makes him cool.

TheSourcerer:
so like humans

Meaning?

Mosque toilet.
Mud house.
Her father's parlour.

Sixfiguresmart:
Do all gays end up with pile?

NO.
But in rare cases Yes.

pheelhip:
Has salary deductions ever occurred before, If not you, from your colleague that you heard of?
More like a penalty for an offense

Nothing like that.