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it's either u are suffering from hallucination or PTSD

TheGiftedOne:
This is simply beautiful.

This particular Chinese groom get height. The wife has got that lovely smile adorned with a gap in between her teeth.

I love this. HML to them.

How do u know the wife is gap toothed?





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Idaraesit98:
So it is my friend’s picture and news that is everywhere like this..if anyone had told me weeks back that u wud be dead,I wud say it is a lie..I miss so much already favour,I wnt stop calling till u pick the call,I can’t believe all this I m seeing�����������...U were just telling me how ur twin was killed by rituals last year..I pray God gives ur mom and dad the heart to bear this loss..Rest in peace Favoury ������...

Take heart. So, she's a twin

donstan18:
OWOLABI ADEEKO in OSUN STATE

I don't want to be Tribalistic, but.................

Does it necessarily mean the guy is a native of Osun state? Didn't u read where the guy said he drove her out of Lagos?

Evolved omnivores

ednut1:
Kissing led to unhooking of bra. Then pant went off. Then she agreed only for him to put 'tip'. The rest is history

Chief fornicator

RIP! These people are evolved OMNIVORES

Lol! pedophile.

I stand with AA

Where are the nairaland ladies, I'm waiting for your comments.


Midnighter, olaasad

adecz:

Women & extreme hatred!!!


This was nothing about shoes, but more about her anger for his upcoming marriage & being rejected..

The man sef too stingy.

u got it

Righteousness89:
JESUS CHRIST IS LORD
THAT SAME JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD
THAT SAME JESUS IS THE KING of kings
THAT SAME JESUS CHRIST IS THE SOON COMING KING
THAT SAME JESUS IS THE ONE WHO WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE IN ETERNITY..
You Believe or you Don't Believe is Irrelevant...
It's Healthy for you to believe so you don't cry I thy Known

When is he (Jesus) coming?

C address

If u don't want the circle to continue, don't marry a dwarf.

RIP

The Coordinator,
State Operation Coordinating Unit,
Youth Empowerment and Social Support
Operation,
Sir,
REQUEST FOR CANCELLATION OF THE LIST OF BENEFICIARIES
I hereby write to give a vivid account of the CBT/registration at Danialu /Agbo, upper Gaa’Akanbi, Ilorin. The capturing which first took place at Agbo on the 20th December, 2019 was not fair. I noticed the presence of the Local Government officials when the district head (magaji) secretly sent for some people and asked them to converge at Agbo, these were the same set of people that constitute the already prepared list by magaji in my previous petition; some of whom are HND holders (old and seving corps members), retirees etc.
On the said date, one Mrs. Mariam was caught with a white sheet of paper comprising the names of those selected by the district head. On sighting the list, I called Mr. Taiye on phone to give an update. During the conversation, he asked me to make a video recording or a photograph of those officials to substantiate my claim. I was able to snap Mrs. Mariam and make video recording when registering Akeem Jimoh, Abdulwasiu Abdulsalam. I left when Akeem Jimoh started wagging his mouth and calling me names (safety first).
Sir, when I got home, I decided to forward the photographs to Mr. Taiye on Whatsapp not knowing that I had exhausted my cellular data. Immediately I stepped out of my room to buy a call card, I saw a man (another official) and about 4 women in front of an uncompleted building (under a coconut tree), the name of the official was later given as Mr. Gambari. I attempted to snap Mr. Gambari, it was when I attempted to snap Mr. Gambari that my cellular gadget was snatched. In a struggle to retrieve my cellular gadget from Mr. Gambari, my phone screen got broken and his phone suffered a crack on the screen. Mr. Gambari escaped with my cellular gadget.
They (other members of team have joined) went to Danialu police outpost, fortunately or unfortunately they did not meet anybody there. So, when they were planning to go to ‘A’ Division, my brothers and sister were pleading with them to let us settle the matter amicably. During this period, one Mr. Alege attempted to slap my sister, he said my sister wanted to use charm on him (it seems Mr. Alege has an aggressive innate and or a clear manifestation of schizophrenia).
They left with the promise that they were going to Pake in a Toyota Carina E with registration number SHA……… when my brother and I got to Pake, we did not see anybody, we had to call Mr. Basambo who asked us to wait. When he eventually came, I narrated my own side of the story and he asked me to tender an apology in writing and an undertaking. In the evening of that same day, he (Basambo) called my younger brother again and told him that I have to repair the damaged phone and he asked me to show up at Pake the following day (Saturday) at 10:00am.
Sir, on Saturday, it was quasi 9: 00am I got to Pake, I went to a business center outside the gate to call him that I’m around, and he surfaced few minutes after 10:00am. We discussed at length and he came to conclusion that I should repair the phone, and on the 24th of December, 2019 the phone was repaired at the popular Ilorin Computer village (Challenge) at the cost of #2,000 only.
I want to make it crystal clear to whoever reading this, I was agitating towards my circumference when I saw Mr. Gambari in front of my house. Why did he snatch my cellular gadget? Was he at the right place at the right time? Why did he delete some of my photo evidence? Why did Mrs. Mariam hide the list the moment she noticed I was videoing? It is evidently evident that Mr. Gambari and other team members had an ulterior motive, the team leader has been bought because he has a close bond with Mr. Issa Adissa and the incident didn’t happen within the village square. At this juncture, I will like to anchor my vessel.
I will be grateful if my letter is favourably considered.
Yours faithfully,

who employed this as a maid

Military zone, keep off!

Work, I repeat work to get your own money. Change your entitlement mentality.

What have they (police) done to the previously discovered house of horrors in Ibadan?

The Coordinator,
State Operation Coordinating Unit,
Youth Empowerment and Social Support
Operation,

Sir,
REQUEST FOR CANCELLATION OF THE LIST OF BENEFICIARIES
I hereby write to give a vivid account of the CBT/registration at Danialu /Agbo, upper Gaa’Akanbi, Ilorin. The capturing which first took place at Agbo on the 20th December, 2019 was not fair. I noticed the presence of the Local Government officials when the district head (magaji) secretly sent for some people and asked them to converge at Agbo, these were the same set of people that constitute the already prepared list by magaji in my previous petition; some of whom are HND holders (old and seving corps members), retirees etc.
On the said date, one Mrs. Mariam was caught with a white sheet of paper comprising the names of those selected by the district head. On sighting the list, I called Mr. Taiye on phone to give an update. During the conversation, he asked me to make a video recording or a photograph of those officials to substantiate my claim. I was able to snap Mrs. Mariam and make video recording when registering Akeem Jimoh, Abdulwasiu Abdulsalam. I left when Akeem Jimoh started wagging his mouth and calling me names (safety first).
Sir, when I got home, I decided to forward the photographs to Mr. Taiye on Whatsapp not knowing that I had exhausted my cellular data. Immediately I stepped out of my room to buy a call card, I saw a man (another official) and about 4 women in front of an uncompleted building (under a coconut tree), the name of the official was later given as Mr. Gambari. I attempted to snap Mr. Gambari, it was when I attempted to snap Mr. Gambari that my cellular gadget was snatched. In a struggle to retrieve my cellular gadget from Mr. Gambari, my phone screen got broken and his phone suffered a crack on the screen. Mr. Gambari escaped with my cellular gadget.
They (other members of team have joined) went to Danialu police outpost, fortunately or unfortunately they did not meet anybody there. So, when they were planning to go to ‘A’ Division, my brothers and sister were pleading with them to let us settle the matter amicably. During this period, one Mr. Alege attempted to slap my sister, he said my sister wanted to use charm on him (it seems Mr. Alege has an aggressive innate and or a clear manifestation of schizophrenia).
They left with the promise that they were going to Pake in a Toyota Carina E with registration number SHA……… when my brother and I got to Pake, we did not see anybody, we had to call Mr. Basambo who asked us to wait. When he eventually came, I narrated my own side of the story and he asked me to tender an apology in writing and an undertaking. In the evening of that same day, he (Basambo) called my younger brother again and told him that I have to repair the damaged phone and he asked me to show up at Pake the following day (Saturday) at 10:00am.
Sir, on Saturday, it was quasi 9: 00am I got to Pake, I went to a business center outside the gate to call him that I’m around, and he surfaced few minutes after 10:00am. We discussed at length and he came to conclusion that I should repair the phone, and on the 24th of December, 2019 the phone was repaired at the popular Ilorin Computer village (Challenge) at the cost of #2,000 only.
I want to make it crystal clear to whoever reading this, I was agitating towards my circumference when I saw Mr. Gambari in front of my house. Why did he snatch my cellular gadget? Was he at the right place at the right time? Why did he delete some of my photo evidence? Why did Mrs. Mariam hide the list the moment she noticed I was videoing? It is evidently evident that Mr. Gambari and other team members had an ulterior motive, the team leader has been bought because he has a close bond with Mr. Issa Adissa and the incident didn’t happen within the village square. At this juncture, I will like to anchor my vessel.
I will be grateful if my letter is favourably considered.
Yours faithfully,

[quote author=prettysassygirl post=85276924]The problem is from your friend not his wife,I had a female friend who complained that her husbands semen always poured out after sex,his semen is not thick enough to remain in,her and her husband went to the hospital and got the man treated,so your friend and his wife needs to go to the hospital.[/quo

thanks

thorpido:
It is normal in most couples after intercourse.They should go and dig out the main reason for their infertility.

thanks

midnighter:
Lol no be small bitterly. Where is the sperm supposed to go when hes the one who pumped it in there? He wanted her to soak it all up like a sponge or what

Smh people are just funny sha

It's quite an age. Honestly, the wife has not been able to conceive and the husband was even crying while narrating the story.

Test the item u want to buy before payment, some may malfunction.

cerpvad:
Vagina is like a motor vehicle. If you park your vehicle for a long time without use, it may be difficult for you to get it started. The same can be said of vagina. It is a 'use it or lose it' apparatus. If you don't use your vagina for a long time, it will get so tight that penetration will be difficult. That's why women who remain virgin till like 30-35 years of age do not find it easy at all by the time they are having sex for the first time.

Therefore to answer your question, after child birth, you can wait for like six months or longer before having sex again. That is if your husband will be able to cooperate with you. But know that the longer you stay without having sex, the tighter your vagina.

Thanks for the analogy, this is what we called SECONDARY VIRGIN. Ask those women who have reached menopause.

Gaggi:
What do we have to do to let people know virgin and vagina are different. It's worse when women can't even spell vagina.

@Op, trust me if you've always been tight, chances are you will remain tight.

"Vagina" is a technical term, it's one of the biological jargons. Even as a graduate of biology, I still misspell some of these words. So, don't blame op

rosy1992:
Pregnancy is not a guarantee to happy marriage.

#Notopremaritalsex#

Recently, a friend complained bitterly. Sperms usually flow out of the vaginal after sexual intercourse, now he's regretting marrying the lady. Though, I advised him to take her to a Federal Medical Centre where the cost will be relatively cheap since the husband is a federal civil servant.

Not for sale

Well, it may take up to six months before being completely eliminated in your body system, that's if u desist from taking the substance again.

dawnomike:
Febuary is a long time from now... you'll urely be fine by then. Traces are mostly found in refular smokers after a long time byt since it was your 1st and you ingested it into your digestive organs rather than your lungs; You have nothing to worry about partaining the test.

NB: Be weary of that your friend lest he kills you jokingly someday!!!

Is lung not part of the digestive organs?

RIP