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nappy760:
did your parents send you to school to find a wife?...just curious

O boy! it's called 2nd major. The 1st major is your course of study

Juliearth:
Serves you right then!

Haha! Kilode?

RisenPhoenix:
Symptoms of "regret after sex". You are lucky she did not accuse you of rape. You did not pay what she was expecting she was worth and your chyking game is poor, so she could not use the one to compensate for the other. She feels she has lowered her standards.

You need to upgrade your chyking skills. By the time you shut all her friends up by using your upgraded chyking skills on them, jealousy will start worrying her and she will come to beg for rematch with respect.

Practise, practise, practise. Practise makes perfect.

Lolz

when some parents would not even allow their daughter to be a second wife. No b ordinary eye he take marry them.

Juliearth:
Knowing these facts (which seem to be a deal breaker for you) why then did you make advances at her? Were you trying to hit third base and abscond?

I just needed someone to satisfy my urge, have u forgotten the popular saying " your dress is your address"

Juliearth:
Oh, now the picture is clear to me. Seems you like being attracted to bad women, of all the women around you, you chose an over bleached, cleavage-baring farm tool (permit me for borrowing your adjectives). You do not expect to dip your hands in fire and not get burnt. You deserve this treatment that you are getting. You don't need a physical upgrade, a mental upgrade is more like it. No matter how uncouth and unruly a woman appears to be, it is totally out of place to refer to her as a farm tool. Thus its safe to say that you have your own baggage of problems.

what mental upgrade are u talking about when nature calls? I only like her fabulous curve, it appears like a water reservoir to me. She has a good physiognomy, lolz.

americaninja1:
Get a better babe. Stroll with the babe in front of her shop. She will get jealous. Thats a good form of revenge, she will try to form a convo with u after that, dont succumb easily. Use her wash small too before she finally give u the cookies..

10ks

Postingnonsense:
Start by getting a job

Did u read the write up? An officer going on level 12 & a postgraduate student

Paulpaulpaul:
Old man like you, a father of two for that matter, a woman you talked to who declined is making jest of you and you have brought it here to people that some are younger than your son/daughter.



What will you tell your son if a girl does that to him?

You know a woman is farm implement and you want her? You must be a useless Fulani staff

U have spoken well but your last paragraph, who told u a Fulani staff is useless? when a staff can be used to control hundreds of cattle. If u c her and her friends u will surely know where they belong (bleached & exposed cleavage). As a man I just wanted to have a taste because I can't marry her, I just needed someone to keep me warm. Besides, if u are separated or divorced married man u will understand me better. Thanks for the insult once again

Vega100:
Stop going to her shop to buy things, just try to improve yourself... dress well, smell good, look good. The rest will be story!!!

Thanks.


but y did she tell her friends? Y the mockery each time I passes in front of her shop?

Petenoir:
Upgrade yourself. Get a nice car. Keep buying from her with 1000 naira notes never collect any change less than N500. Thank me later.

I have 1 but not in good condition, I just saw the word NICE in ya comment. Thanks

Petenoir:
Upgrade yourself. Get a nice car. Keep buying from her with 1000 naira notes never collect any change less than N500. Thank me later.

She has refused to sell for me, even common sachet water

donbachi:
"old farm implement"...but if she open,u go enter abi

of course! Which "responsible" human being will tattoo his/ her body and still be proud to expose it? I'm not referring to the super stars. I guess she had that baby by mistake. I know her too well and considering the number of male "customers" she entertain in her shop on daily basis.

I chyked a woman (single mother) and she responded negatively. She told almost all her friends and each time I passes in front of her shop they make jest of me. She's from Sapeti in Ogun State, her only son is currently living with grandma in Ogun State. I used to patronise this woman before the conversation (frozen fish), she has tattoos all over her body signalling she's an old farm implement. I'm a single father too with 2 kids, a civil servant.




modified: I pity some of u guys bashing me because I used "old farm implement ". Has it ever occurred to u that some girls/ women are meant for frolicking?

Xatoasdm:
Just stereotypes. They aren’t. Besides people mistake everyone living in Ibadan as an indigene which isn’t true

That's y I used SOME, the lady was referring to the indigents I guess

Xatoasdm:
So you mean you’ve not seen divorced women from other states ?

Some of what the lady itemized are true, honestly.

This may be the outcome of the letter written by Alaawe of Ilawe in Ekiti State to GSM, cautioning alaafin not to meddle in Ekiti State traditional council affairs.

Olunmercy56:
Ibadan generally needs prayer, to marry them na curse, if Ibadan people see you progressing, na wahala . Most of them are lazy, they like free things especially the illiterate ones and parents, na one chance ooo

I can relate....... I married from Ibadan but now separated after 2 kids

coloured poo

I can't spot any spider car. Abi which 1 be spider car?

Some names are very funny here in Ilorin, u will hear names like Iya Kaduna, Baba Kano, Iya Jos etc. Take a close look, they did not record any success during their stay in those places, they didn't make any meaningful impact fa, they returned home empty handed, the one that's close to me is Baba Eko. Y carrying a state name on top ya head? From them u will hear cock and bull story and they will want u to swallow it hook, line and sinker e.g. simenti Dangote ni won fiko biriiji meeriland ( Dangote cement was used for the construction of Maryland bridge), haba!

Some names are very funny here in
Ilorin, u will hear names like Iya Kaduna,
Baba Kano, Iya Jos etc. Take a close
look, they did not record any success
during their stay in those places, they
didn't make any meaningful impact fa,
they returned home empty handed, the
one that's close to me is Baba Eko. Y
carrying a state name on top ya head?
From them u will hear cock and bull
story and they will want u to swallow it
hook, line and sinker e.g. simenti
Dangote ni won fiko biriiji meeriland
( Dangote cement was used for the
construction of Maryland bridge), haba!

Cogs:
How power can change hand overnight in this county.

He once had the opportunity to influence this country's future, but now, he is an object of shame.
Exile from the land you ruled. What can be more worse

I hope this be a lesson to anyone holding any form of power, either in your small office or in the government house.

Include N-POWER in your last paragraph, lo

James289:
Technically, the man decides the sex of the baby... not the woman. You can only contribute an X since you are XX and the man's sperm contributed either an X or a Y - thus deciding the sex.
So, he wasn't able to give himself what he wanted, lol - no reason for you to feel guilty.

Lol! the man should blame himself or nature, his Y CHROMOSOME IS WEAK.

James289:
Technically, the man decides the sex of the baby... not the woman. You can only contribute an X since you are XX and the man's sperm contributed either an X or a Y - thus deciding the sex.
So, he wasn't able to give himself what he wanted, lol - no reason for you to feel guilty.

Lol! the should blame himself or nature, his Y CHROMOSOME IS WEAK.

IamD18:
She was sent out because she was bringing nothing aside sex. Period!!!!

Believe it or not, No man will send a useful and a woman of high value out just like that.

The only thing that kept her as a wife has been psychologically butchered and rendered useless before the man.

good talk from a woman

masterflowx:
Obasanjo curse is really working on this man.

Baba l'ota right now... Eedris, oya sing nigeria gagagaaga nah...

I was about to say this.... Obasanjo has finally got this niga

Michellekabod2:
I have had a phone,human hair and cake as gifts before.

This year I want a flower(freshly plucked flower. I will not touch an artificial flower. Roses,tulips or daffodils is fine) or a PS4(I wanna play God of War)

I will give u Hibiscus flower or Pride of Barbados

Kwara has not paid ooooo

LoydJ:
where for 9ja hin go use daht certificate work?

quarry

unbelievable

This is unbelievable