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midnighter:
Lol i put it into Google Translator and it said "An elephant should kill you there"

I was getting offended

Habah! I dey laugh in Chinese. Happy new week.


"Hi" me on WhatsApp. I want to c your lovely face

Tolexander:
The best time your celebrating the teachers was when you were directly and indirectly the Governor of Kwara State for 16years and legislator for 8years. If saraki had used those times actively paying their salaries and allowances at the right time, pass bills that give them special treatment and good working condition, this celebration would be respected and honored

Thank u sir, may God bless u. We don't need his appreciation and celebration. He's a foolish punk

[quote author=midnighter post=82884335]What does this mean?? "Adaerin pa o sonu nie"[/quot


U have been putting laughter on my face, u are a jovial person. That's the meaning. Are u not from a southwest state?

[quote author=midnighter post=82884335]What does this mean?? "Adaerin pa o sonu nie"[/quot


U have been putting laughter on my face, u are a jovial person. That's the meaning.

midnighter:
Lol you people know best
I wouldnt like to talk on whatsapp...good luck anyway

Talk to me especially on WhatsApp

southniyikaye:
bro I feel ur pain cos I was once in ur shoe,even to shit water na problem. I collapsed in the toilet on five diff occasion. Have had mine for almost four years now and I still have it but its no longer painful, I don't even feel any pain anymore but I still have it. If you live in Lagos,go to yaba ,this soldier barracks hospital,they are the best because hemorrhoid is a soldier problem and they been treating and operating it for ages

Pls, what do u mean by " u still have it?" After surgery!


pls, what about d feacal incontinence? is it temporary?

DWI- Driving While Intoxicated. If u must drive, don't drink and if u must drink, don't drive.



Mid 20s owns a car? What was his source of income?

midnighter:
An elephant should kill me?

Lol!

valarmorghulis:
Very good, kwara na when u go start ur own payment

U have just spoken my mind. I hope we have not entered one chance in Kwara. Gov. AA is dormant

midnighter:
Lol you people know best

I wouldnt like to talk on whatsapp...good luck anyway

Just to confabulate. Honestly, it's been fun chatting with u. Adaerin pa o sonu nie

midnighter:
Lol you people know best
I wouldnt like to talk on whatsapp...good luck anyway

alright

luminouz:
Kiss someone through phone or what?? He hadn't seen her naaaa!

My brother, we dey c occasionally b4 the TRAGEDY. Lolz

WalkerMichael:
THIS GIRL IS A COMPLETE EBINNA!! and the funny thing is there are plenty of ladies like that all over Nigerian universities .. Its the reason most guys never date students.. They don't at all. Na just few of them get brain, stomach infrastructure only.. I'm sorry I laughed at your your ordeal bro, better one go come.

Amen

peterangelo:
No mind her... Let me ask u just 1 question...

Have u ever kiss her b4... While u guys are doing the calling n chatting

No kissing, no pecking, no necking. Have I answered your question satisfactorily?

luminouz:
Simple, You get to spend a day in the sahara desert. You can get dry all you want there!

Honestly, your response got me laughing

peterangelo:
There's something that I'm not getting, is she ur gf Or ur crush

Have u ever make mention of tell her that u love her n want her to be your gf

If not that means na u do urself

I made my intention known when I met her and she concurred, calling and chatting commenced, then I decided to pay her a visit in Ibadan

WalkerMichael:
THIS GIRL IS A COMPLETE EBINNA!! and the funny thing is there are plenty of ladies like that all over Nigerian universities .. Its the reason most guys never date students.. They don't at all. Na just few of them get brain, stomach infrastructure only.. I'm sorry I laughed at your your ordeal bro, better one go come.

Tankew

luminouz:
Could you gimme her details privately, I will avenge you bro,i swear....
I will collect the 2k back from her and she will pay with other things too.
I dey that side and I know the girls like the back of my hand.


Deal?

Lolz! On my way home, it started raining and I was drenched/ soaked. How would u avenge that 1 ?

midnighter:
Can anybody help me with some information about this?

I know nobody has data to waste lol but if you can, please skip to 3:40 to see the masquerade I'm talking about

I stumbled across it on Youtube and it's one of the most graceful masquerade dances I've ever seen. But I'd like to know more about the origin, the mask, the dance steps, etc.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjkTLvwpf8w

we don't have masquerade here in Ilorin, I don't know what to say

midnighter:
Lol whose senator has actually represented them well? At least you people had mouth to talk

To be sincere, he's a scammer


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midnighter:
Lol why? because you people had the guts to trash your senetor?

He didn't represent us well

midnighter:
Lol which states are known for their maturity? I must be from one of those

Funny u, Kwara and any other state is d ansa

midnighter:
Lol its a secret...why do you ask

I just want to know, u sound mature. can we talk on WhatsApp?

midnighter:
And you too sir.

u are from which state?

midnighter:
In understand...all the best sir.

May God bless u abundantly

peterangelo:
Lolz we die here

Honestly

I met a final year student of Unilorin, CIS department and I'm a postgraduate student in the same institution. After the exam, I decided to pay her a visit in Ibadan last month. I got to UI gate and I put a call through her number. When she came, she insisted that we should enter an eatery
located just opposite the school so that we can chit chat ( d eatery is painted pink, closed to Agbowo junction). I asked, is it possible to enter an eatery without buying anything? She replied that it's a public place, that we will just sit down somewhere and discuss. As we were discussing she complained of hunger and I asked her to make an order.
she ordered fried rice, chicken lap and pepsi making #1,900, when she was pointing to Vanilla, I looked the other way. She asked, won't u make an order? I replied "they don't have my favorite". she asked again " what's your favorite? " I replied, SWALLOW. Luckily, she asked those sales girls and they said NO, I was more than happy. She turned to me and said "u are confirm ibile". I left for Ilorin, after 2 days I gave her a call and she told me she has someone she's dating.

This is my mumu experience, If I was not careful enough, I would have spent more than #1,900 + my tfare . Imagine, a divorced man who is seriously searching

mysticgal:
Try taking codeine or prescribed sleeping tablets and jeez, chill on the sex

or condolin

I wonder y STANBIC Ibtc is not in the list, they told me they were not giving loan when I approached them.

midnighter:
Sorry about that, try and find something else that will pay you better, that's too bad abeg

Thank you sis. it's not easy being a man, especially those of us from lower rung of ladder

tbliss22:
Brotherly.... you are not a responsible man now? You better be because those kids are looking up to you and whatever you do is what they will pick as attitude

Lo! wetin man go do? The juicy appointments are always given to the politicians/ elites in the society.

inside life.........