₦airaland Forum

Rozcol:
I'm not married but already tired with the mere thought of going to cook everyday for a husband, God knows I can't survive without several housemaids

Attention seeker
Madam face front
Your service ain't needed ma

Spider20:
Op pls come out clean next time
Am vividly sure you're the person
I repeat
Nigerian girls are useless all of them.............

Not All of them but majority of them
Make a correction on this bro

I can boldy say the is a result of poverty stricken mentality
Contentment is the key
Corrupt officials.

Stupidquestions:
These are tips I apply to myself.

1. Be self reliant.: Never give impression that you can't exist alone or catch fun without your friends, and learn to take care of yourself without depending on people. If u are fond of borrowing..reduce it, and work hard to earn a living.
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2. Work on your interest: Get busy, and work on personal goal towards achievement. When u achieve something unexpected, people respect u.
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3. Talk less of your secret and plans: Don't reveal everything about yourself or what u are working on. See finish dey cause disrespect. And when u tell people abt ur goals, and if u later dint achieve it, people will see u as irresponsible and lazy...people don't respect such people. Keep ur plans to yasef
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4. Don't discuss certain embarrassing moments u had in the past. Some people will judge u by it.
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5. Appear neat all the time, and exude confidence, and also carry yourself with some sense of pride....little pride won't kill you.
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6. Don't always please people. Yes we like to act nice and be on good books of people...but over time people take u for granted. Sometimes don't give people what they ask for. Don't act nice when they are shit...
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7. Don't condone disrespect. Always call out the bullshit of anyone anywhere..don't make it like a joke... treat the Bleep up of people instantly.
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8. Reduce ur frequency of laughter with people. Don't laugh to every joke and with everybody
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9 Reduce your greetings. Yes some people want u to greet them all the time just to feel themselves. Sometimes, learn to bone/ snub people, and face ur front like someone serious without looking sideways. if they greet u fine...and if they don't, it's not all the time u have to greet.
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10. Reduce ur argument and charter when u don't have something reasonable to say especially with people of low mind...
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11...Then get a girlfriend if u don't have. Guys also respect u when ladies come around to fvvck u or come around as ur babe

12. Get a job and your personal apartment if you don't have. It will help to project you as a serious responsible perosn

You said it all bro
For you to be respected you must be a responsible man with high self-esteem

one the most greatest left footer in world of football
I still vividly remember the game between Man vs bayern( champion league quater final) where he scored a astonished goal that made VAN DAN SAR helpless.
Enjoy your retirement admirable player

Well
Majority of them are leeches. And
I don't think she is a good girlfriend to you
All she wants is to siphon money from and later abandon or leave you.
Guy...... Change yourself from all this rubbish
Let her block you.
The only advice I will give you is that
Leave anything call women for now and hustle hard to get substantial amounts of money, later in life I can boldy say you shall soon meet the woman of your dream.
I pen down.

Happy birthday to you bro
I hope your relationship turns to marriage and happily married.
In this 21 century you gonna go far before u jam a very good girl like your girlfriend who made a surprise birthday gift for you
Wish you endless and happily relationship.

Buckeyemedia1:
Only Egbe mamiwater People I see in your photograph, where are the aworis & Benin people the original owners of Lagos Island, & *The Ndigbos the present owners of Lagos State?* Selfish misguided Tribalistic so called Oduduwa agitators, go back to your inland enclaves & leave Lagos State alone.

Something is wrong with your head

DoggoneDogg:
Hahahahahahaha


Fools
They will go to jail while their warlord is chilling in Sierra Leone

Sophisticated fools

Must everything funny to you
Get a life!

Thinktwicemybro:
Later they will say it was namadi kanu that sent them to bring 2000 head.
Animals. All these cults have afonja names has anybody thought if it?
AFONJA keep exporting madness to sane lands. It's a shame. Ritual today, cultism tomorrow.

Are you normal?

Tranquillity360:
I think Kanu came back to Nigeria but you know Nigeria government won't admit it.

I disagree with your statement
Impossible for him to volunteer or surrender himself like that.

Penguin2:
Addis Ababa!

Yesterday he was arrested on top woman in Brazil.

This morning he was arrested while going to get arms in Czech Republic.

Now it’s Addis Ababa.

Before the end of the week he must have been arrested in every city of the world.

I wonder ooo

ugochukwufrenzy:
afonjas have invaded the SS. we won't take it

Childish statement

ThEGodFaThEr103:
You're truly selfish. You rejected the guy and he opted for your friend and your friend accepted and now you're having issues with your friend over a guy you rejected his proposals. You cannot eat your cake and have it. Your friend made a wise decision knowingfully well that "man dey scarce for market".

Most especially serious man.

lasisi69:
Ooh, not again... My South west is gradually turning to Afghanistan ... God help us

Afghanistan how?
Are you sure everything is right with you there

Eye popping pictures
Thinking to have one night stand with her

Sultty:
e no go better for them, imagine a 75 year old fine geh mama. I fit don already enter her before I realise say she don old finish
it shall not be well with buhari and his cabal

What concern buhari and his cabals with this nah
Abeg show some respect nauh bro

sugarfrank:
My brother just make money, so that girls will regret not accepting you.

You nailed it bro

Chuckles!!!
Guys with low self esteem still for this unnecessary gimmicks
Guy! Hustle hard with smart move and pray to God to bless you immensely(money)
All the rest nah story
*#highlyrespected*

NaijaOlosho:
The kind of bad news around the S- West eh

Oponu!
Idiot!
Ilorin is part of south west
Jumping into conclusions dey worry you slow poke guy

No love by lilwayne ft eminem

OP you made some points here
Most especially number 6
I reason with it.
May God bless us financially

Make immense amounts of money
I pray to God to provide you 'choicest spouse'
All this paparazzi doesn't necessary in this 21 century
I rest my case

FeedMeNews:
Useless you wan suffer heartbreak

A lot of guys go rush to this thread because of the title .. I won't lie, I rushed here too, even though I dey single

Same here guy
I too am single

Alot of advices up there @ O P
Choose the one that suits you
I come in peace!

Try Cote d'ivoire
I reside there
Abidjan to be prescise?

igbosoupkitchen:
Except you live where nigerians can be found in large number,asides that he will struggle because
- The taxi drivers speak french
- market women speak french
- you receive messages from telecoms companies like mtn in french
- even big malls like placemacory u need french to pay
- to buy atieke and aloko from the local food vendor u need french

It is their lingua franca, schools, churches, offices,police station, it is difficult to go about daily activities without knowledge of French except u get a local guide

Toi t'es vrai vrai residance de Abidjan

drkranky:
Thanks for the contributions. Is Ivory Coast a good option ?

Are you in cote d'ivoire....my guy?
And where especially?
Cos I am in Cote d'ivoire also
Abidjan to be prescise.

id911:
Striking position has been problematic for Chelsea over the years since Drogba left. I hope they find a worthy successor in the next transfer window.

What of Diego Costa?

fatymore:
I will but you need to pay for the pics sha. Mo fine gan. Mo fine pa

P.s: I am MARRIED o, so shoot business shot only. I need mula or Job

Omo.....toi t'es trop jolie , je voulais ton numero même?
We in Cote d'ivoire wishing Eld Mubarak

Relationship(Boyfriend and girlfriend) palava
OP! OP!! OP!!!
How many times did I call you?
Focus on your life first
Desist from anything call girlfriend for now until you meet your own soulmate!
Get busy with your life!
I rest my case

All is well
May Almighty Allah ease our affairs