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An honorary title awaits for life, Onye Nkuzi.
Could you imagine one of the kids at Saki becoming a president, and he never forgets the impact you made in his life.

Member, club of Pharaoh,Herod, Nero etc haters of God., celebrators of pagan feast of Birthdays.

1: Crucial family meeting will be assembled because you looked at your father when he is eating an egg, to determine if you want to be a thief.
2: Woe to you if you go nearer an eaten discarded egg shell, you can be banished from the community.
3: Oily mouth ,you will be accused of stealing mama Monica akara.
4: Chaii if you are seen with sweet or biscuit wrapper, even if you picked it on the road, seven days measured flogging will be apportioned.
5: Mistakenly fart before the elders....I don't have to mention number of knuckle hit on the head.

Afamed:
Do you want to still force your lies on us? Did you read the report from Adegoruwa himself?

Or you were being clever by half?
How many dead relatives from Lekki tollgate presented himself ?

How many relatives from Lekki tollgate presented themselves? Not himself.

lasthero:
Total cost:

Battery : 85k
Solar panel : 30k
Inverter : 35k

Total: 150,000 naira.

I bought wires 2k

Making 152,000.

My observations so far
It takes 5 to 8 hours of sunshine to charge the battery from 0 to 100% depending on the sunlight intensity.

And guess what guys. When all the house load are on it, it lasted me up to 8 hours to use up a single charge. But when I put of the fridge, the 45watt fan and when my laptop isn't in use, it takes more than 12 hours and that's exactly what I needed.

Burning 8 to 12 hours on petrol daily will send me back to my village.



Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

Congratulation for going green you now belong to 1% of 99% of Nigerians who thought owning a generator is virtuous. Your have started to build your Rome. Sometimes a seasoned professional craft things beautifully. That's what we do at Greenify Solar Power System.
We prefer you talk to us when you make your first million.

It is always painful seeing ones earned labor goes up in smoke.
Land issues are tricky in every state in Nigeria.
To test whether a land you purchased is actually genuine and free from encumbrances.
First chart the property direct from the state ministry town planning and urban development.
Second: Make sure your survey plan is registered through the office of Surveyor general of the state office, Not the local government area.
Third: Upon purchase and execution of land sales agreement just file for C of O to start the process of acquiring a C of O for it.
Don't always trust your property negotiations to agents, hire the service of lawyer who has been winning cases.
Your survey plan must be done by a certified Surveyor, possible ask him for his current standing.
If all of this is done, you can at least have something to seek for legal redress.
But Note, that buildings are not demolished without prior notice.
But one vague thing with people who thought they have money, by money I mean tons of cash is not realizing that money without power means nothing.
Get to know the
Attorney general of the state where you are living, just a partner in progress homage visit. Or the governor if you are a business person decline politely not dabble in politics, but just a partner in progress homage visit. Get his hot phone number.
Chief of police of the state., just a homage visit.
State directors of EFCC, NDLEA, FIRS, there touts within these bodies acting out of their directors instruction. On any visit call the director of he is aware of this visit or invitation.

A good and efficient lawyer, ask him the last cases he won especially on land disputes,pay him yearly.

Head of touts within your locality, or get straight to MC Olumo if you are living in Lagos,once in a while weekend kolanut.

Get a separate phone to call these people.
You may need their service at one time or the other to fight the city hall.

Joysticks:
Thank God the contract for the construction of third mainland bridges were not awarded to a Nigerian contractor.

So bridges and buildings DO NOT collapse anywhere outside Nigeria?

Let's read what God says in this. The bible book of Ecclesiastes chapter 7 verse 2:Better to go to the house of mourning than to the house of feasting, for that is the end of every man, and the living should take it to heart. and verse 4:The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning, but the heart of the stupid is in the house of rejoicing.
But the question remains, should they bereaved not show any form of hospitality? Should those who went to console the bereaved refuse to accept food or drinks?
The answer is No in both aspect.
Today burials are no longer localised when someone out of very concern for a friend or family who loses someone in death travels from Lagos to Enugu or Port Harcourt to Ilorin as an example, he won't be offered a refreshment? If he or she is offered whatever form of food and drink is at the disposal of the bereaved family, was his or her intentions to attend the burial solely to eat and drink? May be or may be not, if may be such one is very foolish as to verse 4 of that scripture, but if may be not, he took the wise part of verse 3.
Moderation is required from both the bereaved and sympathizers.
For the bereaved family organizing an ostentatious burial ceremony , let's read God's opinion in bible book of Proverbs chapter 11 verse 10: The goodness of the righteous makes a city rejoice,
And when the wicked perish, there is a joyful cry. ( Meditate on verse b of this scripture)
If ones intentions is to attend a burial to eat, drink, dance, and scramble for gifts that's vanity and lack of moral sense.
If the bereaved family intention is to close down cities and towns to burial their so called loved one, they should reflect on wise word from God in Proverbs 11 verse 10b., signaling the have lost a wicked person in their midst, that's God's view.
God is not a joy killer, he recommends rejoicing and merriment to a wise limit. Psalms 104:14,15 and he cautioned against excess in Proverbs chapter 23 verse 20: Do not be among those who drink too much wine,
Among those who gorge themselves on meat.
In 1 Corinthians 10vs 31 reads"Therefore, whether you are eating or drinking or doing anything else, do all things for God’s glory.
Acquire the mind of God at https://www.jw.org

It could be vice versa.,
Abeokuta means under the rock may be or may not.
Ibo has it Ebe Okwute or where there is rock.
Okpuru Okwute means under the rock.any similarities?

Laws of and for borrowing a loan.
1: Don't Borrow or take a Loan because you are hungry
2: Don't Borrow or take a Loan to Marry or plan your wedding.
3: Don't Borrow or take a Loan to bury your loved ones.
4: Don't Borrow or take a Loan to start a new business.
But
Borrow or take a Loan to Boost your business.
There wouldn't have been Dangotes, Otedolas, Tinubus, Stan Ekes, Innoson motor without borrowing from the banks, they Borrow They Pay Back ,They Prosper. So Can you
Go ahead to boost your business.
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Nwa Nnaaa Obinna postam

It is possible that she may have a diamond bra or diamond studded bra. To have a diamond bra, in anyway, how much does her breast cost? Mazi Allison Madueke atago afufu.

Lionnation:
I can't live there for free even if I am church rat

You will never be.

chloride6:
That's the couples decision to make. Not the IG..

You don't want to live up to your responsibility by providing suitable shelter for your family.,other than in a police barracks? Go on
In this case the wife decision do no matter

Penguin2:
Muslims don’t value women, so I’m not surprised.

Left for them, women won’t be recruited into the military in the first place.

Pocohantus
Izzou

This is what feminists should be fighting and not teaching young girls how to go into fisticuffs with men.

Ndi ala!

Why should married female soldiers or policewomen married to bloody civilians live with their husband in a military or police barracks. Let's assume they are married to businessmen, what manner of men are that? Have you visited police barracks lately?

What is your favourite cuppa of tea brew? Though I am a cross drinker that is coffee and tea, especially green tea.
My favorite cuppa of tea jasmine green tea by Ahmad, rich in flavor, full bodied and luxurious in taste.
Let raise a cuppa ��

bigpriik:
I brought up this topic two years ago, it was about a girl i loved so much we were good friends, but she is Just into a kinda flashy lifestyle funded by runs. She always posts twerk videos on her Instagram and whatssap status and of course she is very beautiful and the kind of woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Hoestly I don't know why I love her, it's just crazy. Last year I deleted her number and pictures from my phone, because we had a fight over the tatoo she drew on her upper arm so I avoided her..

But yesterday I saw her in my street, meeen this girl don fine scatter and she is looking so fresh like those men are really paying her well. She called me and I answered we talked and believe me all the nuts in my head was loose because I talked to her.. ,i felt all the old emotions back again and it was so strong again. I immediately collected her number and she sent me a hi on WhatsApp so we begin talking again, we chatted all Night and she told me how she missed me so much and all.

Is it sensible iI take her in, i am 29 now and rounding up for marriage and she is the only one i see but i am afraid because i feel runs girls don't really retire even after marriage..

Elders please i need your help..
I need

Mary Magdalene deserved to be married only by someone like Jesus Christ who can miraculously change her.

She might be a masseuse, owning a beauty massage parlor it's kind of lucrative business in PH, Lagos, Abj or into cosmetics line
of businesss.

I successfully download and seamlessly register for enaira wallet, but was disappointed with its primary shambolic interface.
What more the banks I am using have no link to fund enaira wallet,though the wallet address is there,but no link to fund it
I have send several email messages to CBN help desk, but they have not come clean on how one can fund enaira wallet. But surprisedly I read that over 450million naira has been done thru enaira wallet. Are there things I am not doing well.? If this is the way it is going, it's quite unfortunate that Mr Emefieli or whatever and his motley crew with incompetent intent drew our President to a shambolism presentation. May Mr Emefieli never in his lifetime count enaira as one of his career achievements., just a charade.

Bola146:
Sometimes I ask this question is there God at all? Does he really answers prayers because I wonder he would have prayed for his wife not to die or he wouldn't have prayed I don't understand. Maybe that is why He is called Unquestionable

God exist. He answers prayer which are uttered or requested according to his will.,Read bible book of 1 John 5:14. anything less than asking according to his will goes to nowhere.
One need to learn how to pray, one don't just open his or her mouth and start to babbling words and call it prayer, neither do you have to pray to Jesus or the angels, You MUST address your prayers to God, not like what is obtained ( In Jesus name so of opening and constant interjections during praying). It's like one starting application with "Yours faithfully" and start of the application and interjecting Yours faithfully all over and over again.
For example, imagine a criminal asking God to help him to succeed in his next criminal activity, and a criminal whose conscience is troubled and want to make a change, and prayed to God come to my aid, I want to know you, I want to put on a new personality and sincerely and truly serve and obey you, cleanse me from my sins.
Of these two criminals who do you think God will answer his or her prayer.
But then what is God's will? Read 1Timothy 2:14
grab hold of this pure knowledge at https://jw.org search Who Is God?. You can start online Bible therein.
We humans ask our fleshly parents questions, so God also expect us to ask him questions, and he his willing, ready to answer us. Read bible book of Habakkuk chapter 1:1-3 2:1-3.
Life is precious, there are limits one can endure to live. Many true servants of God prayed to die.
Jacob, Job, etc and even Christ did not postpone his death., many true servants of God strongly believe in the power of ressurection, which is the solid foundation of christian faith, without such a faith, any who calls himself or herself a Christian is a waste
With this faith many servants of God had stood the force of fire, jaws of lions, submitted to cruel death. Read Bible book of Hebrews chapter 11: 6, 33-38.
The Almighty God Jehovah answers prayer, he answers mine and that of others who prayed according to his will., His invisible qualities testifies his existence day after day.
https://www.jw.org

Other than PTA allowance, should bank direct there customers who want to fund their domiciliary or foreign currency account to go and source for dollars in black market?

Live to cope with it.
This one happened in one of my neighbors home in Onitsha, a home that have 5 male servants and two female house help.
One of the male servants took a shine for one of the female servants, who was maltreated much by the madam of the home.
He promised her if our master settled me, I will marry you and so it happened.
The male servants came from his master village, and the female servant came from another village
That means the woman was now married into the master's, village where the her former madam was married into.
In one of the so called August meeting there was an uproar.
Her former madam insisted that it was beneath her dignity for her former servant to share in the dance of Egwu Umunwanyi Ndi Agbala.
The women leader shouted her down. Live to cope with, She is married and so it stays so, and now she is one of us, hooha.
if not you will dance Surugede Egwu ndimuo.

Don't Borrow Money to Eat., You will not pay back.
Don't Borrow Money to Start a New Business. The money you borrow will swim in the business ocean of uncertainty.
Don't Borrow Money to Plan Your Wedding. There are likely hood that your gift envelopes will be stuffed with your invitation cards.
Borrow by taking a loan to expand your business
There would have been any Dangotes, Otedolas Without Bank Loans.
They borrow they pay.
So Can You.
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EasternActivist:
You're welcome. I don't really have an idea right now, when I do I will let you know asap

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SeaTrade:
Nigeria is the only country in the world where a product will jump in price by 50% and sales of that product won't change.

It has made corporations greedy and they milk Nigerians with reckless abandon at the slightest opportunity.

Why can't people just boycott those greedy brands,move to cheaper ones and let it sink in the heads of this corporations that no brand is too big to fail,irrespective of product or distribution network.

As someone that has travelled a lot around Africa,I can boast that Nigeria is the only place where this happens and consumers will show vulnerability and dependency by simply continuing patronage and showing these people that "we don't have a choice".
This is a very wrong message to pass,make una try wise up abeg.

Brand loyalty is a daft thing to do cos you would be taken advantage of by oligarchs.
I drop my pen.


This needs to get to front page let's discuss more on this.

If you survive in Nigeria and Zimbabwe.
You can survive in Siberia, Kalahari desert, and jungles of America's.
You and I are also benefitting from what you just complained, why? There re lots and lots of problems in Nigeria and Zimbabwe, find a solution to any of them. Boom you are a in money.

Spiritual Reflection[b][/b]
Bible Book Of Ecclesiastes chapter 9: 11, 12
11 I have seen something further under the sun, that the swift do not always win the race, nor do the mighty win the battle, nor do the wise always have the food, nor do the intelligent always have the riches, nor do those with knowledge always have success, because time and unexpected events overtake them all. 12 For man does not know his time. Just as fish are caught in an evil net and birds are caught in a trap, so the sons of men are ensnared in a time of disaster, when it suddenly overtakes them.

Building collapse is not a new thing, even during the time of Jesus Christ such event occurred, for which he made a mention at Bible book of Luke chapter 13 verse 4 where 18 person died,. he spoke about their death in an illustrative way, for persons to repent from his or her evil ways before unforeseen circumstance occurred, read verse 5. NOT IS THE ACCEPTABLE TIME FOR TOMMOROW MAY NEVER BE.
In such circumstances one need not to speak evil towards any person who lost there life in such a catastrophic occurrence., from hardworking men and women who went out there to seek for their bread and butter to developers and investors.
KNOW more about why God allow evil things to happen, and get to know the answers at https://jw.org

mattmogan88:
Where?

Ebay or any antique shop, search for one.

mattmogan88:
So today I was poking around in my family old stuffs when I stumbled on my grandma's wooden box. I opened it I found a lot of interesting stuffs inside. There's this small bag that contains old Nigerian currency, both note and coins. It pained me somehow because thats a cool cash back in the days.

Put it up for sale

Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.

Your husband is debt or debts. It is one sexual drive killer for most men.
I have been there before.
Bring this subject up and see how it comes.
For the 10 seconds, anxiety, anxiety, anxiety. If he is free, headout to the nearest pharmacy, grab a bottle of stud 100, and watch how he turns out.

It was reported that some so called criminals who have been operating as agberos killed a driver this morning piling between PH to Aba., do to 50 naira extortion
The whole dual express carriage way was blocked.
Though anti crime police units are now on ground to deter complete break down of law and order.

EnemyofGod22:


God and satan doesn't exist.


Know this and have peace of mind.

The foolish one says in his mind there is no Jehovah. Psalms chapter 14 verses 1.