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 Pets › Re: Lhasa Apso Needs A New Home by HolySteph(op): 5:18pm On Jul 10, 2018 |
nelson7777:
steph
at d end u were still nt able to overcome ur cynophobia??
wat happened? I have now. |
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| Car Talk › Re: Range Rover & G-wagon Was Reduced To A Towing Vehicle (photos) by HolySteph(f): 10:44am On Jul 06, 2018 |
Zoharariel:
I know there are lots of Nigerian girls out there who have similar gold-digging mentality, but please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional baba ijebu & bet9ja investor. 
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to date you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
What you’re trying to do is an exchange of “Breast + Pvssy" and “Range Rover + Lamborghini Gallardo".
A pre-owned 2015 Range Ro - Autobiography costs around $95,000 and a pre-owned 2015 Lamborghini Gallardo goes for around $305,000 excluding shipping & clearing.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your breast & pvssy will sag, smell & be plagued with yeast infection but I can take my Autobiography & Gallardo to FCMB or GTBank as collaterals to obtain a business loan of 80 Million Naira and invest it on Treasury Bills at the rate of 17% .
My income will increase from year to year, while your pvssy becomes so slippy & keeps losing friction as a result of sleeping with NwaAmaikpe, TonyeBarcanista, Sarrki, Ngeneukwenu & Lucasbalo. 
Hence, from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.
Any Nigerian man driving a Range Ro - Autobiography & Lamborghini Gallardo is not a fool; we would only date you, and give you 5,000Naira for a night but will never marry you.
My advice to you is to get a confirmed tested otumokpo from Ijebu or ile ife incised on your breast and pvssy, and then travel to Abuja to patronize Dino Melaye, Godswill Akpabio, David Mark, Ben Bruce aka Twitter Bruce Lee & Saraki like all those Nollywood Actresses who are buying houses in Lekki are doing. Thank you. Epic! |
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| Romance › Re: How Can A Broke Guy Start Toasting A Girl? by HolySteph(f): 10:29am On Jun 12, 2018 |
When I saw the headline what came to my mind was 'mynd44' he always refers himself to "broke,single and cant toast a lady". |
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| Business › Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by HolySteph(f): 8:03pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
Pay for my web designer and web developer courses, invest in my fishery business, and my fashion school. |
| Family › Re: Different Types Of Pregnant Nigerian Women - Meme Collection by HolySteph(f): 3:12pm On Jun 08, 2018 |
wtfcoded:
No sperm, no humanity.
So who's superior now? Both can't work without the other. |
| Crime › Re: 3 Men Steal N4.3M Cat Fish At Osogbo Fish Pond by HolySteph(f): 11:17am On Jun 08, 2018 |
The lie reach to laugh. Haba! |
| Politics › Re: Army Invade Nembe In Bayelsa In Search Of Militants,kill A Woman & Her Baby(pics by HolySteph(f): 9:58pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
This is terrible. |
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| Health › Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by HolySteph(f): 1:26pm On Jun 06, 2018 |
Pweetiebabe:
My journey here ends for now, my son has gone to rest with the lord I'm so so sorry. I know how it feels losing someone talk more of a child. So so so painful.  Please God give her the fortitude to beat it. Give her strength. Be rest assured he is smiling with his maker. God have a reason for everything. Please be strong. We love you and will always pray for you. Affliction will not rise the second time. *a big hug to keep you strong.* |
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| Events › Re: Lady Weds Her Man Without Wearing Makeup (Photos) by HolySteph(f): 7:11am On Jun 01, 2018 |
It's not new nairaland. |
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