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Scambuster1:
I am compiling a list of LINKS of "LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES" both in Nigeria and in the USA, which I will place here for all to send petition to. I will also embark on a "MASSIVE SOCIAL MEDIA CAMPAIGN AGAINST THIS CRIMINALS".
One thing I must achieve even if they are not arrested, but lagtech Must Pay For His Crimes, and the USA authorities will be made to know about his activities.
I am going to the USA embassy at V.I, Lagos to physically submit all the evidences and my petition against him on Monday Monday.



#operationcatchlagtech

I tried feeling an FBI internet/money fraud form online but it wasn't submitting, so pls if you have relevant ways of nailing this thief down pls, post here quickly. Things like this jeep happening because Nigerians prefer God to fight for them. If everybody. Swindled here petitions lagtech, he would surely be made to pay.

realdee44:
yea, just like your face.

thanks dear.

skylane:
hmmmm yea u are right the agressiveness is part of wat attracted me to her,its just she's too demanding that's y I want to lay her off

you WANT TO LAY HER OFF" I thought you said you called her to say its over. That ice... Somtin guy was definitely right about you, you don't know what you want, or you are simply a wimp.

skylane:
Okay this might be a bit lengthy but I want to make it more understanding to everyone 4 beta commentary advice thanks.
I have this girlfriend,we go to the same church(but I frst met her at our estate gate),live in the same estate,
We started dating not up to 2months now, the second time she came to my house,I was trying to romance her a little but she was mad abt that,she was telling me no sex in the relationship,I shud control my self blah blah,ok I agreed on that I don't hav a problem with sex,okay even just to touch her hand she would freakout as if I have ebola if I try to hug or hold her hand while walking on the road weda day or night she wud get angry and dish out warnings to me that she not use to such life no romance,my problem with her is this,(inner character)she's the agressive type anything I do or say she will blast me 4 the rest of our meeting,she talks too much.she's the demanding type,demands everything from me even the tym I wasnt havin a job,she's always demanding money and she is working she has neva bought me anything talkless of givin me money wen I was in need,she doesn't joke or laugh,if I try to play or joke with her she will blast me,always tryn to form wise,she once told me that she hates men and sex infact she will be selfish and stingy with sex if she marries her husband because she was raped at her frst sex, physically she is not fine no body assets poor dress sense, I just got attracted to her boldness,but she's getting me worked up the more character I find in her,its just as if I am dating a man no feelings anymore no romance notin,I don't just know wat to do with her,and I hav a couple of girls giving me greenlight but am just reserved cos of this one.pls advice me I want to do away with her

what more advice do you need, a relationship should make you happy , feel fulfilled, and rounded, if it zaps you of your sanity and happiness, end it! Why invest your time, money and emotion in something that gives you no good return? Make her an EX ASap!









PS: that's if all you said is the unbiased truth.

realdee44:
Am posting this because of a post I saw that Nigerian ladies have nothing to offer her man beside sex.

That is a very wrong statement we ladies are lovely, caring & very tender. We love easily & sincerely.

Men its time you learn that a lady should be appreciated no matter how little what she may have done for u. If a lady should cook for u & help u in keeping your home clean plz appreciate her, if a lady washes your clothes & put water in the bathroom for u to take ur bath its something plz appreciate her & if she buys u a gift no matter how little it is plz appreciate her. If you have something to do but you don't have the chance to do it u can call her and say plz babe help me to do so & so & she will be glad to help.

Now, I don't no who gave you Nigerian men the stupid idea that when a lady dose all that for you its because she is desperate this is one very stupid idea that u men must erase from ur head & mind. Not all ladies who do all that are desperate so many of us do it because we sinerely love & care for our men.

You men should learn to appreciate us ladies. For those men who see ladies as being desperate & that there are lots of ladies all over, just wait until u are 45 & still single as I type this now I have 6 different men of 38 & 42 seriously begging for marriage am not dating any of them thou but what keep bodering me is what were these men doing all this while.Men! Men!! Men!!! Ehammmm

crap!

nerodenero:
If I am a star like Emmannuel Adebayor , I CAN never expose my family the way Adebayor is doing.

We have families faced with daunting challenges and yet they are able to manage the situation. If Adebayor feels his family is worse, I hope he would be privileged enough to read about other families whose challenges are like earthquake that has consumed them.

Enough of exposing yourself to the world that are only happy you are sad. Thank God you are Yoruba and you should still understand the saying that 'enito ba ta ara ile e lopo, ko le ri ra lowon.

family are not necessarily those who share blood linkage with u, they are those who would always standby you, lookout for you, and aim to make you the best you always. That's the real definition of family, bro.

FLAWLES:
Is that Berest Bwest?

learn to spell!

FuckYou:
Honestly I need an offline strategy game o
.hate the ones I downloaded. What of PSP strategy games who knows

try limbo, its a great game.

jworos:
I'm more into puzzles.

you don't know puzzle. If u haven't played LIMBO

tobdee:
....are the cast away demons back to its abode?

MATHEW 12:45
Then it goes and takes with it seven other spirits more wicked than itself, and they go in and live there.


Prophet T.B JOSHUA need to see this...

wicked! Lmao

MRBrownJ:
this story makes no damn sense.... if they were going to meet the mother then why did they ate before getting there? and if they really did then why the BF ate again at mum's place? its either they both dont eat or they both do.

if BF told his mother prior to they arrivals that they were coming then OF COURSE mum is gonna cook and therefore they had no business going to eat befopre getting there. he should have forced his gf to eat, however little it may be.

way forward: beg mama for forgiveness by telling her that HE made the mistake by taking her to some eatery before going to meet her, and with time mama will understand.

is really. MrBrownJay ,the Disc jockey? Wow! Welcome back.

Such a useless, dumb woman.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
thanks for d compliment
am honored to be called one
greater thanks to ma role model temitemi1 for his scholarly tutori pray i not only be like ya, i pray to surpass ya

goodluck

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation

Sir, d nigerian youths failed ya by not supporting u, pls forgive dem
U did so many tinz for dis great nation, may God give ya more grace as ya go international
In all sector, ya foot prints will always be dere, as a reminder for oda leaders to be on their toes

you must be a robot!

Don't ask a lady out, get intimate with her several times before asking her out, it cuts all that drama out. #

Here's a classic for CityNG, I know he loves them brown in age.

Caveat! Get ready to be abandoned in Brazil tho, The Nigerian government is quick to start projects they won't follow through with.

trapQ:
R.I.P to the dead. I hope Nigerians all over the world would learn a lesson from this. These Europeans guys don't like our Nigerian men. Their girls like our guys but their boys don't. In fact they detest nigerian guys because they steal their girls. Pls never under any circumstance get entangled in a verbal or physical altercation with them. They are also very light headed and fall under the influence of alcohol quickly. My neighbour was murdered in Cyprus in 2013 over a girl and was thrown into a river. Pls guys be wise, and girls too. ✌✌✌✌

he was killed by a Nigerian.

FriedPlantain:
I'd rather commit suicide than fight over a woman.

Except of course she is either my mum, wife or sister.

FriedPlantain

cOrrect talk! But please remove wife from that list. People change and some women marry for other reason apart from love, would u fight for a woman who married you cause you are rich, or handsome? Not because she loved you?

kilokeys:
that motorist too dey watch film oo

but all the same... i wouldnt carry the weight of killing two pple on my conscience ( robbers or not)

those guys don't mind carrying the weight of killing you and several other people who refuse to part with their hard earned properties. Smell the coffee, bro. In his shoes, I would aim to kill more than two.

totorimi:
Putting a man into real big trouble

hehehehe

Cheat! That would be it.

Insightz:
I really dont have experience with smart collection. I am not 100% sure they come directly from Hermes Paris. I think they are generally a knock off of the original. Smart collection is much similar with Designer impostors. I will upload some pics, hopefully today or tomorrow. cheers

this are some pics of mine.

Insightz:
I got some messages from some good nairalanders to help them identify fake perfumes. Well, buying a fake perfume, especially if you shelled out good money of it, can be annoying. Even if its not expensive, it helps to know. Sometimes, however, the problem is not about the money, but the ingredients used to concoct those perfume mixtures. This can lead to some serious health issues like irritations and more! So, I present to you some tips on how to identify a fake perfume. The list is not conclusive, but should help you get by. Here we go:


First
Before you Buy-Be vigilant:

1. Perfume Origin: Where is the perfume made? where is the perfume house based? If you are buying perfume, you should be familiar with the perfume house. If not, it is always advisable to test out first. Ideally, at the airport.

2. Place of Purchase: It is generally the case that perfumes are sold everywhere in the world. But do you know some places are known for supplying fake perfumes? For example, a large proportion of fake perfumes emanate from china, Russia, Turkey, Romania. If your supplier tells you he is a distributor, ask him where he gets his supplies. There are known reputable suppliers in US and Europe. Also bear in mind that buying from a reputable store or big online retailer is no guarantee that you are getting the real deal either.

Second
After you buy: Onboxing- This is where you need to pay absolute attention:

3. Cellophane Wrapping: The first tale tale sign of a questionable perfume is usually in the packaging. First pay attention to the transparent cellophane wrap before you open. Is the cellophane clean and clear? Is it broken? and most importantly, is the cellophane well wrapped evenly around the edges and heat sealed? Be vigilant. Without cellophane, it is probably a returned bottle. If it is not a returned bottle, it is probably the last bottle used for display in the shop.

4. Box design/packaging: Similar to the cellophane wrapping, the carton housing the perfume bottle, should be made of quality material. It should feel firm and sturdy to the touch. Edges should be well cut, fitting perfectly. If the carton was damaged in transit, it is not a problem. Most fake packages have a over glossy look to them that screams "fake"

5. The Bottle: The cap on the bottle should fit snugly, should not easily come off. Also, the bottle should be well cut, and of highest quality. It should be smooth to the touch with no rough edges. If the bottle is transparent, you should able to look right from beneath and see the contents inside the bottle.

6. The writing on the bottle: The name of the perfume, and sometimes the perfume house must be well written on the bottle. Check that the writing is not shabbily done, check that every (i) is dotted and with apostrophes where applicable. Check for misspellings. For example, Terre d'hermes has an engraving round the cap. Most fakes come without the little apostrophe. Check also that lines align properly. Chanel should not be spelled 'Chanell" for example. Try to see if you can peel off the writing using your nails. If it comes off easily, well!

7. Marks/Codes/Engravings: Every perfume comes with manufacturer's marks or codes. Some of these codes represent dates of manufacture. You should the place of origin, The most important, however is that the code on the perfume housing, i.e. the pack or carton must correspond with the one engraved on the bottle. It is usually, 4 letter code. Also check to ensure that

8. The perfume proper: Have you ever used this perfume in particular? if not, you may find it difficult differentiating. Now to verify the perfume quality. 1. When you press the nozzle, the perfume should not just puff out. You should press at least 3-4 times. Some times even more. (Your perfume should first spray air) 2. How does it smell. Believe it or not some fakes smell horrible and bad. Some smell close to the real thing, but come short. 3. Spray the perfume on a transparent material, preferably on a glass window. There should be no residues on the glass surface. The colour should be consistent. You could also try to shake the perfume. The bubbles should take just a little while to settle and not settle immediately.

I hope this should help you get by. If you have other tips or feel I skipped something, please add. If you need further info, I will he glad to help.

PS: I will upload some photos soon. Dont forget to check my previous posts on "Top 10 Budget perfumes" and "Top Perfumes for Clubbing and partying

thanks for posting this. Remember we talked about terre d'hermes and you promised to post some pics , I would appreciate. BTW, I remebered we mentioned it as a good ,not expensive perf on the other thread, but i saw a terre d'hermes (not smart collection) costing around 10,000 naira, however, the smart collection I bought costs 1,500 and it still smells perfectly cool and lasts. Is there an explanation. Thanks boss.

Valentinooo:
I'm highly honoured for the mention bro. I heard Yobe corpers will camp in Kano. Your relocation is automatic and it will be done right there in camp. None of u guys will go to Yobe state, so don't be scared. Quote me for other things u want to ask.

is it not possible to work camping to a preferred star?

noordean:
To get redeployment frm all insurgent states such as borno,yobe,adamawa... is automatic. Just fill the form and u will get redeployed to whereva u want.

how can we go about that, esp for those I'm stream 2

manneger2:
na d tin....me was sick yesterday because of the tin but what are we goin to do, d onli option is to wait till november for batch b but i heard kano camp is nice and secure to an extend, so what u need to do is to start planing on redployment immidiately u enta camp....kano camp not bad, me will enta kano on monday or fly to kano on tuesday

I was posted to yobe tho, but camping in kano stream 2.

doublezero7:
Drop your number! A group has been created!

pls add me up. 08111699581

manneger2:
u cant bros u must go to kano for camp but u strt ur redeployment immediately goten ur kano no.
me na kano too after payin for lag

bro, we should
be able to get a safer state to camp o, this is sick! Why post one to a troubled state? If I see those guys wey work the posting, I will give them dirty slaps. Can they post their own child to kano?

sodiqyinka:
You will fill the relocation form even if you want to go back to Yobe or stay in Kano. Its a must that you fill the form. Its now left for you to choose whatever state you want to go back to. Forget Lagos, Abuja, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Enugu and Ogun when choosing ur states though... Except you have some long. Cheers

pls how do I go about redeploying as I don't want to camp in kano state.

sodiqyinka:
Yes, Bauchi is among the security threatened states. Choose ur fall back state wisely though. Cheers

sir, was posted to kano, pls I don't think I can even camp there, is it compulsory I can!mp there or go to another state?

Hello house, I was posted to kano state, how can I redeploy without going to camp? Cause I ain't going anywhere near that place.