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CashdownNG:
hello.. are you on whatsapp? I'd like to know more about your laptop

yes, I am. Pls add the 1st no onto your WhatsApp

Why do I feel you are gay, or hormone deficient. Being religious would totally explain your attitude to sex, but you said you ain't. Different laods for different travels.

clean laptop, works perfectly with 2GB of ram,and 6hours standby battery life. Webcam and Bluetooth standard. Phone no 08111699581, 07064334390

Thief! One of the sordid failures of president Jonathan, squandering our hard-earned collective money flying around the world. You tete-a-tete with retribution is round the corner. This woman and her children live like Gods in the USA , on the sweat hardworking Nigerians.

inze:
Seriously

you guys want to see pictures of a mangled body in a badly damaged pieces or metal

I really don't get it by the way, whats with the frenzy we see everywhere these days? People taking graphic/disturbing pictures of every incident/accident they come across.

hmmmm, good point tho, the news is enough, putting up such disturbing pics does no good to no anyone, imagine if you were a relative that victim...I think its just a craving from that dark,twisted, evil side each one of us has.


Cc; lonelydora , bossforeva.

themodernman:
Nigerians always deceived by d production year...

Tecno phantom Z still can't stand an Iphone 4s of 3years ago...I'll say it again its not how far but how well...evil spirit still can't stand d benz of ds year bro...gbabe!

Oga cool down, German cars are great, but, japmobiles cannot be brushed aside with a whiff, have you ever heard of the supra,mazda Rx8, lancer evolution ,The subaru wrx impreza? These cars are great, they were made by japanese companies. however,,most common japmobiles are budget Rides, so don't get too carried away bro.

SSBN:
As i type these words my heart is heavy and gloomy, filled with sadness. I reckon its a good idea to share my experience (especially those with similar problems).

I am A 30 YEAR OLD man, good looking (i needn't say this i know), financially well off relative to most average young men and certainly not lacking in intellectual capacity.

I have a condition BAD BREATH. I noticed this when my erstwhile girlfriend covers her nose with her fingers when i come close, when we have sex she insists on me hitting her from behind. She tried very hard to make it seem natural so as not to hurt my feelings but there is so much you can hide. Our relationship of course did not last because i was too stupid to figure out why. This was an on and off occurrence hence perhaps my failure to pin point the problem.

Of late the condition has worsened. It is made worse by the fact even your closest friend WILL NOT tell you about your bad breath. Each time i speak within minutes who ever I'm speaking to puts his/her hands over their nose and mouth.

There is this girl I just met. Obviously chemistry was not lacking hence we struck a connect pretty soon, but however since she started paying me visits i noticed as well she consistently tries to distance herself, even when I hug her face points downwards.

Now as of this writing i was paid a visit by my In-law (Dude who married my sister just this past December). I noticed the eye and bodily contacts between both. I'm here in my room but she's right there with him in the living room. Taking off her jean she is dressed in a provocative easy wear, one that accentuates her soft full legs and cute ass.

Mere staying with me revolts now. To buy time for privacy she requests for mundane things life ''Efirin'' leave (used for pepper soup), knowing all too well i will have to drive pretty far. Coming back home i parked outside (Which i don't usually do and walked into my apartment and lo and behold there she was sitting side my side with him, all grins and smiles.

Startled by my unexpected entry, i could see the irritation on her face. Right now as i type these words she is in the living room with my In-law, food is ready she demands she eats, serves him first and later asks with careless abandon if ''i will eat''. IN MY OWN HOUSE.

To say i am hurt and sad is an understatement, being a LEO, i am naturally a very sensitive but this hits me like a big blow; sad, self esteem reduced, i feel so sad.

Conclusion:

I know i am not the only one with this problem, there are thousands of guys like me having the same problem. You wouldn't wish this feeling of hurt and pain for your worst enemy, trust me.

I only wish God will somehow remove this problem for me. I have taken all medications, therapies and mouth wash but all to no avail.

if this is true, First send that two-timing daugher of eve out of your apartment., regardless of what you are going through she has no written or unwritten right to treat you so low in your own house , if she really loves you. Second, please go see a dentist. Shikena.

Siena:
[color=Blue]For a moment, I thought this guy ordered a car from a Nigerian dealer in NIGERIA. At least that's what the thread title seemed to convey.

Good on Obi though.[/color]

sorry Oga, Op really had to stress the "Nigerian" origin of dealer OBI. It's not always we get good popular representation out there.

Ademat7:
lol... baba show ur department

bro, how the wait dey go?

richybanky:
Lols.. I tink dat bablo na mad man cus mcb guys always cursed d man, d man don give my padi 2 extra year I just pray d guy grad dis year cus I no sabi how pesin go dey use 6 years study mcb

I think sey this guy don't repent, around 2009, some guys waylaid him , and beat craze outta him one nite, I guess na temporary solution be that sha, na im two hands dem suppose break.[b][/b]

sheyman4phy:
See as testimony yapa for thread....hmmm OAU
Aw many I wan talk
All I can say Is thank you God
I play gan for my part 1 and 2 and OAU tell me say here no be child's play na so I comport

that school is one in a million. Me sef play wella, but after I repeat part 3 , na im my eyes clear,I put play aside, but i still chop anglomoz babes once a while straight pass till graduation after that bitter, sad experience. I love Great Ife.

Ademat7:
Where are the funaab alumni on this forum? Show yourself

Funaab alumni: We dey obasanjo farm dey wait call up letter.

Really, I don't see anything that are unusual or deceptive in being smart , dressing smart, or catwalking...we always want to try to impress. Ladies and dudes irrespective.

tboy11:
Good evening people ...I have registered and gotten my call up no. but the difference is that my date of birth is different from the one I used to check senate list. My original DOB is 28-10-1987....on my green card what I have is 10-01-1987....I have tried to get the WAEC verification pin but couldn't get. Please is this disparity going to affect my posting ? Response please oooo

it won't bro, keep calm.

Money talks

Classic example of how stupidity kills, if this story is true.

Lagtech! This is the height of wickedness, holding peoples money without the nerve to even come here to explain whats happening, this isn't fair man, you will reap much more evil if you keep this up. I trusted you, that's why I sent you my hard earned cash.

themodernman:
He may "know" from heaven to earth dats his headache but if you base your assumption on what he has been saying in ds thread then I must say you're simply carried away by his "knowledge" making you blinded to his terrible attitude so far. It seems he's like a God to you guys dat you dat you can't talk sense into him.
Anyway dats none of my business: no one is above retribution by me once he's crossed his lane. He should either grow up or get lashed...simples.

I give up.

themodernman:
Boy gerrof my sight & stop rubbing your misfortune on me.

bro, relax. You really shouldn't use invectives yet, its totally uncalled for. Abatically may always argue for the japmobiles, however, if your posts are anything to go by, he definitely knows more than you. I have learnt from this thread, and if thats your aim, nothing should make you stoop to using abusive lang. Just ignore any supposedly offensive post,boss. that's the high path to take. Cheers.

DuchessLily:
Jesus Christ!!!

RIP little angel

When will some men stop dis rubbish??

They should castrate or hang him by d balls

Are you a gsk rep?

pussyphilia:
Bro, even if my moniker was "Jesus Christ", you and many others would still not have helped. Those that help people don't look for reasons not to help.

If a helper had come on this thread, he/she would have tried to get in touch with me to know the real person behind the moniker, but none of them viewed the thread since they are few.

Thank God I have gotten a car through a great uncle of mine.

Homguy:
... Bro, using a different, less insinuative moniker doesn't guarantee you would get what you are looking for, but it would help people take you more seriously. IMO.

[quote author=pussyphilia post=32470531]you skipped this caveat in my ealier post. By the way, the good thing is you have gotten what you wanted.

Zoharariel:
going by your moniker[pussyphilla] I doubt if anyone will take you seriously.

you know after seeing his moniker, I simply imagined what would become of a car given to this dude on hire purchase, probably Makeshift broth.. Bro, using a different, less insinuative moniker doesn't guarantee you would get what you are looking for, but it would help people take you more seriously. IMO.

CityNG:
Are they?

I know the Accord has US variants. I wanted to know why you left out one of the most popular car marques in the US. Do i assume your exclusion of the honda was inadvertent, or have you other reasons? Am just curious.

FlyboyZee:
I beg to disagree please.

I have owned 2 Nissan cars in the past. One was a 2.0L '99 Primera SE, while the other was a 1.8L '05 Almera Tino, both were automatic. The two cars had one characteristic in common. They were both sluggish from start, especially in second gear. I thought it was the transmission that was bad in the Primera and was a bit worried. I even opened a thread here on NL to see if anyone could help then.

https://www.nairaland.com/885475/need-new-gear-box-1999

But, I later found out that its a Nissan thing when I observed same thing in the Almera Tino. A friend of mine who owns both a Nissan Xterra and Rogue was arguing that I was wrong until he took my '01 2.0L European Honda Accord for a spin, ever since then he has come to agree that Nissan cars are sluggish from start but begins to perform very well when they shift into 3rd in Nissan cars with A/T.

I am not saying all Nissan cars are like that o! Because I know they have performance/muscle/sports cars which I haven't had the opportunity to drive. But, for production passenger cars, I prefer me an Honda. They have got good acceleration from start which is something I look forward to in any car I'm behind the wheels. I like to rev the car to the max before it shifts gears and all the Nissan cars I've driven don't cut it for me.

I have only driven a 2.0 manual bluebird, and same 2003 2.5L Auto Altima, they weren't sluggish at all bro, though I havent driven any decent Honda car, Op is making a comparism between Nissan and Mazda.

CityNG:
Life is too short.

If a car look good to you, and is from Nissan, Mazda, Toyota or Mitsubishi then buy it. You can't go wrong with any vehicle from these marque as long as the model you are buying is offered in the USA.

The assumption I will make is that you intend to follow the maintenance schedule.

why did u exclude Honda cars? Aren't they in the Us?

Adegbodolu1:
Fear dey catch Igbos cause you have no home to run to.

The Oba said when you come from your hamlets and villages.........to those mumu ezes.

The Oba of Lagos will just simply withdraw their crowns. We still own our land and if necessary you will die in the Lagoon.

This is our land, deal with it.

are you from Lagos state? Yes or no? Info man claiming he's from Lagos, shame.

14DUI:
In as much as I don't support what the Oba said, the Igbo people need to learn to respect those in authority, the statement is taken in literal meaning and I don't need to tell them what it mean and in the context the Oba is using those statement.

Learn to make your statement and leave, don't insult the king and you have no right to do so, let us be civilize in our disagreement.

All the rant over this issue will severed the already fragile relationship between the Yorubas and igbos not only in Lagos but the entire southwest.

Is it an abomination for the Oba to apologize even if you feel what he said is not ok, king remains king, the insult going around town will not do well for us all.

If you want to vote for Just Kidding, go ahead, I even urge all registered Igbos in Lagos to vote PDP so we can all know their support base and population so we know how many they are.

Just on a last note, Whatever the outcome of the election come Saturday, things in Lagos will never be same again, Igbos have all to loose, and if you think otherwise, wait and see.

bloody tribalist