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RomanceDudes,do You Daydream About Your Future Pregnant Wife? by Homguy(op): 3:04am On Aug 17, 2013
Am not sure if its just me,but i find myself thinking about how i'll playfully tease my preg wife,then kiss her and hug her tight. Guys do you experience this? Cos somtimes i get ecstatic about seeing how beautiful she'd be then.
RomanceRe: Please I'm Confused by Homguy(m): 2:57am On Aug 17, 2013
Your reason for still hanging on is at best flimsy. And dude,in case u didnt get the memo, she's dumped u already.
RomanceRe: A Heartless Girl by Homguy(m): 1:40pm On Aug 16, 2013
This is wot happens wen a guy acts overly nice 2 his girlfrnd. Calling n gifting her excessively makes 4 a borin relatnshp.
Move on dude,she got som1 else. N in ur next relatnshp try nt to be too nice find a balance btw bin nice nd gettin her to prove herself.
RomanceRe: When Women Say No. Do They Really Mean It? by Homguy(m): 1:05pm On Aug 16, 2013
baron2000: While in school a girl i had toasted told my cousin that i messed up. Just cos i didn't persist after 2 NOs. She said she was only waiting to see if i was serious.



In contrast i once had a fling in school where a chick said no from AUD 1(lecture theatre) till we got into a town bound bus. She kept saying no till we got to Mayfair and to my aaptment. This babe was stil warning me while helping me pull off her tight jeans. She kept saying dont do it while i was already doing it. Afterwards she asked why i didn't stop even when she told me to. Long story short. We flinged for about 8months. No may mean keep trying and we shall see what happens.
Great ife! True mst NOs frm a lady jst means kip tryin. *Talking frm my experiences*
RomanceRe: What Could Be Wrong With My Wife? Pls Help by Homguy(m): 8:32am On Aug 16, 2013
Druss: Get her a driver. It is cheaper than the woman's expenses i.e. the woman you want to fvuck
so she can scr3w him right?
RomanceRe: When Women Say No. Do They Really Mean It? by Homguy(m): 5:56pm On Aug 15, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]No means no.[/quote]liar liar
RomanceRe: Hw Was Ur First Sex/romance Share Ur Story by Homguy(m): 5:30pm On Aug 15, 2013
Wen i finishd wit her she cldnt walk unaidd. I was amazed but proud of ma self.hehehe
RomanceRe: What Could Be Wrong With My Wife? Pls Help by Homguy(m): 11:20am On Aug 15, 2013
Babiloko: i feel 4 u sha,sinx she has nt always bin lyk dat i suspect sumtin...try nd sit wit her nd discuss bout dis u cud also pray 2...gudluck
olodo! Didnt u read d part where he said she had always bin that way and he hoped she'd change?dese ladies on NL sef! Dude follow ur church mind,if u tink she's cheatin,den she is!
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Always Put Their Hands In Their Pockets? by Homguy(m): 6:35pm On Aug 14, 2013
190: [color=deeppink]to hold their di[i]c[/i]k from misbehaving[/color]
true talk 190
RomanceRe: He Is Asking Me Out But..... by Homguy(m): 6:11pm On Aug 14, 2013
nolaguy: Please o, what's "dylexsic"??
dull boy! dnt u av a dico? N m sure u'r are using a high-end fone.smh
RomanceRe: 5 Signs That You Are Being Too Nice To A Woman by Homguy(m): 12:27pm On Aug 13, 2013
Nomski0: Lol!! grin grin grin
@Op, i dont think you can ever be too nice to the right woman.
#just saying
hehehe. Nomski u r a lady wld any1 expekt a diff comment? Even d right woman wil skip 4rm a man wen he's too nice. Btw bein 2 nyc makes peopl uneasy,feels creepy nd unreal,...
RomanceRe: A Resounding Lie That Your Opposite sex Has ever Told You. by Homguy(m): 9:56am On Aug 13, 2013
Harbosede02: Lolz,there is dis guy in my tutorial dat likes me n wanted 2 date me then,bt i refused...xo 1 day we were jst talkin abt where we stay,xo i told i where i stay is far 4rm d tutorial,dat i av 2 napep 2 my bus/stop first,xo i asked im where he stayed then he pointed at one big beautiful duplex a stone throw away 4rm d tutorial,wen he said it,i was lyk "WOW!datz kul",i didn't doubt im cos of d way he does and all dat,xo i tot he really lived there..xo 1 day i finished 4rm lesn early,and i told im wana treck home,then he said alryt,xo wen we got 2 dat particular aus he said was hez,he stped dere and said he wants 2 drop hez bag wif d security man of d aus,meanwhile d gateman was outside,i watched im approach d man and said some tinz 2 d man,and d next tin i heard gateman say was WHO U BE?WETIN U DEY FIND?HOPE U NO MAD?...then d guy looked at me n ran away wifout saying a word..i was shocked xo i asked d security man dat isn't dat d guy's aus,then he said no o,dat he doesn't knw d guy...then i started laffing....d guy neva spoke 2 me at lesn again..anytym he saw he wud hide or dodge hez face...dunno y guy's lyk forming wat they r nt!
RomanceRe: Is Masturbation A SIN? by Homguy(m): 8:38am On Aug 12, 2013
Sanboy25: No I don't think that it's a sin. smiley
do u self service miss? Am intrested.




grin
Sanboy25: No I don't think that it's a sin. smiley
do u self service miss? Am intrested.
RomanceRe: My Friend And Girlfriend Now Keeps Malice After I Returned From A Trip. by Homguy(m): 3:35pm On Aug 08, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]That sounds cray on every level[/quote]mynd got a beta idea?
RomanceRe: Identify Ur Selling Point. by Homguy(m): 3:30pm On Aug 08, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Ikebe.[/quote]ikebe or toto??luk woman dere's a diff btw d two.
RomanceRe: Identify Ur Selling Point. by Homguy(m): 3:18pm On Aug 08, 2013
Sanboy25: ... huh
wow! Nice selling point miss.
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Deaths In Pictures-not For The Faint-hearted by Homguy(m): 2:52pm On Aug 08, 2013
[quote author=Musiwa,.]my God this is more serious than i think, this is bad. it is hard to get the boko haram group because many people share their believe in the north. even most people do not allow men to come into their house. they have ba shi da written all over their house. At least 1/3 of them. So it is impossible to stop.

Like I said, the solution is to remove edo,delta and Yoruba from Nigeria.[/quote]what sort of gibberish are u spewing. ??your post spells no sense!
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Deaths In Pictures-not For The Faint-hearted by Homguy(m): 2:51pm On Aug 08, 2013
[quote author=Musiwa,.]my God this is more serious than i think, this is bad. it is hard to get the boko haram group because many people share their believe in the north. even most people do not allow men to come into their house. they have ba shi da written all over their house. At least 1/3 of them. So it is impossible to stop.

Like I said, the solution is to remove edo,delta and Yoruba from Nigeria.[/quote]what sort of gibberish are u spewing. ??
RomanceRe: . by Homguy(m): 12:37pm On Aug 08, 2013
So?
RomanceRe: What Other Ways Can I Show I Love Her? by Homguy(m): 12:20pm On Aug 08, 2013
xyoung: I can only die for her if she will die with me because bad guys full everywher
u sound desperate dude n dat aint a gud tin wif ladies.
RomanceRe: What Other Ways Can I Show I Love Her? by Homguy(m): 12:17pm On Aug 08, 2013
Broda, frm my xperience wt ladies in dis clime,i wil point out som facts nd my resolutns.frm ur post.
1.u simply made up dis thread 2 beat bordom
2.u are a wussy(sorry!) cos u dnt go pasting expensiv gifts on a gal because u wnt 2 prove ur luv 2 er.
3.if she reads a luv poem u composd 4 er nd goes silnt.It means she's prolly inluv wif som1else or isnt intrst in u nd doesnt wn2 hurt u yt .
4.she doesnt feel u lov er, yet she kips reachin out 4 ur gifts.,den u mite jst be a ticket 2 d gud tins of lyf.
5.excessiv gifts 2 anybody makes dt person wary. U prolly tryin 2 buy her or cover som deficiency.
6.op she shld also prove she wnts 2 be wt u in d 1st place odawiz,gent u r on a lng tin.
7.call er nd hav a hat-2-hat tlk wit er.giv a deadline 2 make up er mind. Love is an emotion,u dnt buy it by gifts dude.wen a lady wnts 2 be wit u she does evrytin possibl 2 b wit u. Stop shirkin dude.
RomanceRe: How Do You Make A Woman Fall In Love Wit You. by Homguy(m): 6:13pm On Aug 05, 2013
digitalgeorgy: dont try to impress her if you are nt ready to impress her for ever.

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her 46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.
got me reeling wit lafta. If a lady real wnts all dis? She shld jst kill erself nd den go stalk heavnly angels.
RomanceRe: How Do You Make A Woman Fall In Love Wit You. by Homguy(m): 6:03pm On Aug 05, 2013
[quote author=cute-ass]The truth?? Every girl is different and might fall for different things but the most important thing though is that she falls for "you", i mean the real you,  not the pretending one

You can't pretend forever, can you? so better she falls for the one person you best at being wink

Continue taking it easy and slow, maybe she has her reserves, has been heart broken before and wants to take her time, isn't ready to love someone yet, isnt cut out for a relationship, wants to know what stuff you're made of . . all these and 1001 more reasons could be her case undecided

But at the end of the day, the end justifies the means. You can't force someone to love you, just show them all you're about, if there's any chance of both of you being together, believe me sooner or later, fate will bring you together wink

Don't force to make it happen, it just doesn't feel the same when the lights are turned off!!

I dont think you should make her feel unimportant, because she isn't - - she is important to you, make her see that cheesy[/quote]so not true! Op,neva accept any advice 4rm a lady abt topics lyk dis. Ladies here deliberately mislead unassuming dudes. Besides,do u fink they'd wnt u to unravel deir useless dumb games. Take d advice of d 1st poster dude
RomanceRe: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Homguy(m): 11:51am On Aug 05, 2013
Liciouslucy: Not fair jare cos I wanted us to be gud friends 1st.
funny gal! Xo u can tell him u love him like a frnd or broda huh? Funny naija gals.
RomanceRe: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Homguy(m): 2:59am On Aug 05, 2013
[quote author=lola.luv]There was this toaster I had back then.

Him: I studied Elect/Elect in Uniport.

Me: I'm a .... from ... University.

*I didn't click with him so I blanked him. Many months later, he still came looking for me*

Him: One of my greatest regrets in life is the fact that I didn't get to study Elect/Elect. I don't want to regret not marrying my dream woman.

Me: undecided[/quote]LWKMD!dese stories r fvkin hilarious.
RomanceRe: devastated,Caught My Boyfriend With Another Woman by Homguy(m): 11:10am On Jul 19, 2013
serinavagz: I am Saliva Gomez from LA, after three years relationship with my boyfriend he left me for another girl, i did all i could to get him back but went to no avail, I was confused and emotionally devastated, not knowing what to do until a friend of mine told me about a spell caster on the internet Dr. Ikedi Ero who helps people with their relationship or marriage problems by the power of spells, at first i doubted it because i never believed in spell but with much pressure and convinsion from my friend i decided to give it a try, when i contacted him he helped me cast a re-union spell and within 8hours i got back my lost love. Contact this great spell caster for your relationship or marriage problems at ikedispiritualtemple@gmail.com Goodluck
You are deluded if you tink such pyrrhic victories last.
RomanceRe: devastated,Caught My Boyfriend With Another Woman by Homguy(m): 11:07am On Jul 19, 2013
If it brings you that much pain u shld just drop that relationshp like its hot miss. When a man wants to be with you he doesn't give a damn abt any other woman.do not delude urself,if he's crious abt you he wlda sorted it out d moment u met d oda lady @ his place. Bt is he scared that she might bewitch him? Xo wen does he intend to leave her? He's merely trying to eat his cake and have it.period!
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Is Angry With Amaechi For The Way He Treated Okrika People by Homguy(m): 9:06am On Jul 18, 2013
Who's this dame patience jonathan?, and the heck does she think she's doin meddling with state matters,and directing a sitting governor. D last time i check'd she aint an elected official,she be shown her place and if neccesary restrained dere. Hell of a woman!
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Ladies So Attached To A Guy After Casual Sex? by Homguy(op): 3:01pm On Jul 17, 2013
Dovahkiin: firstly OP this is no basis for such a generalization secondly it cld be that she doesn't want to be seen as an ashawo so shes trying to label what you have as love orrrrr she cld be in love in with the D knamean smiley
whicheva,m done with her. Its always gud to know when d chammoise haz crossd the abyss.

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