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By Moneybags,
Funny thread and responses!

To all of the men here threatening to go do it outside if the woman says "no", I say "grow up"! If you're cheating on your partner, chances are that she's cheating on you too and you're too dumb to notice simply because most of you believe that cheating is a man's right and women don't do it. So there's no point introducing into your relationship something that you don't want perpetrated.

No woman will constantly refuse sex from her husband, especially if it's pleasurable. The problem a lot of men have in this regard is that they don't know how to meet their woman's need. For a woman, sex doesn't just start in bed. It's in the way you treat her all day long. Little things like paying attention to the kids, helping out around the house, holding her hand (in a non-sexual way) and talking to her about her day, and just generally doing all you can to make her happy certainly do turn a woman on . You can't expect to ignore her all day long (all in the name of "i'm too busy at work", come home and then expect her to suddenly be in the mood for sex. It don't work that way! Women are wired differently from men and to them, romance is important. Of course, it's only the men who take the time to understand this important difference that will enjoy their female companion.

Having said that though, it's not right for anyone, man or woman, to constantly deny their spouse sex. As a man, if your woman is denying you constantly, you need to have a discussion with her. You might just be surprised at the things you'll find out from that discussion and you may also find that the problem is much easier to fix than you imagined. Sex in marriage is pleasurable, and women enjoy it too.

By pennywise,
This discourse is hardly about superiority between man and woman. Neither is it about systemic oppression of women. There have been numerous NGOs created by  opportunity seeking folks that have tried to wipe up sentiments and create imaginary divide so they can reap from it. It hasn't worked any where from Saudi to North America back to Africa. So ambitious folks like Hotfunmi need to think twice as they  toy with pet NGO.

hoefunmi


s.t.f.u.  pathetic wench

By Sly,
so you're obsessed with the name. . awwwwww sorry im too hot for Craniomandibular osteopathy infested cretin like u . . .

don't worry iight. . . stupidity is not a disease so u can keep exhibiting it all over the forum. . .
in the community of mentally & intellectually handicaps. . . . you are a V.I.P
your stupidity has successfully inclined a marvelous height

typical meaningless drivel/psychobabble that you purvey. Mad people think they are the only ones ok in the world and everyone else is crazy. The joke's on you kiddo

By Sly,
Hotfucktard!

na your poppa them go annihilate

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The bollocks are crawling back, this time with acne on their butt. Very soon, their grandmaster OYB will appear with his scabies infested plastic balls and chant 'oh I'm an engineer'! You guys need to get rid of that bionic brain. Nigerians will be on the verge of boarding the zion train only when they annihilate your likes and destroy your plastic balls in case of artificial insemination. What a dejected generation!


Can we please have a moment of silence?

That's for the inclining stupidity of this errant Lilliputian and a sorry idea a woman could be

wait a min, , is it my fault that you were abused and dumped a number of times that left you in a state of despair? i think its time for you to migrate to italy so that you can put your talent to use. . . . demented jerktard

Now i think im done with your Leptospirosis & Ehrlichiosis infested ass for today. . . .chatch ya tom

By Lady T,
I think Funmis getting way too much heat here. At the end of the day rape does happen within marriage it is part of domestic violence. Why any man would want to force himself on his wife while she screams is beyond me but then again it doesnt some men beat the living hell out of their wives. Domestic violence has many forms the physical, mental and emotional.

If Hotfunmi sounds like shes mad at men maybe she is lets be honest here!!!

The mind games men and women play are disgusting. A guy will tell lies to impress, attract, and steal a female.
A woman will do the same, if you are on the recieving end of these lies you end up getting pissed and not trusting anyone.

I will use myself as an example I don't have much trust in men period. I wont lie it causes problems in my current relationship but thats the way I have been formed by past bastards and believe me it doenst take much. You just have to be hurt by one person to screw you up for life.

And you African men are among the worst heartbreakers out there

Weep first for yourself and your pitiful mental state.

You can recognise lost causes very easily - they make closed statements and are not open to rational discussion - 'women are never willing participants' oh yes indeed they never are! Your vacuous mental state is clearly revealed now - Men are the sole repository of evil/wrong in Nigeria - No question whatsoever. Q-E-D!

The emotional stereotyping? What do you know about men to say what is 'manly' and what isn't? Oh I forgot. . .funmi is the one with all the answers and all the questions - fall in line or face her wrath!

You are obviously incapable of engaging in rational discourse with anyone who isn't brainwashed or permanently scarred like you are.

I'll leave you to your delusions. . .I had hope for a moment, but your situation is truly lost. I hope you get help.

By Stillwater,
From your above quote, you directly relegate women as incapable of making their own decisions and easily susceptible, passive beings which goes with that stereotype of weakness you accuse men of doing. This definitely means that the stereotype is only beneficial when it suits you.

drrionelli

please try as much as u can to ignore that deluded & dejected poverty stricken lametard! she needs therapy

and I say this with no hard feelings; I THINK YOU HAVE SOME ISSUE WHICH YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF. It is either that or that you just want to be noticed.

By Delegiwa,
Just get married first, then may be you'll understand. Meanwhile, don't speak of what u know nothing about. Get real sister

I'll recommend a hot sexy successful IGBOMAN with clean naira in his pocket just to cool your brain down.
                                I guess he has a huge pendulum hanging between his legs.

hotfucktard!

may woe betide your bony eczema infested ass for that statement!   you're nothing but a dejected swine. . . .you're a big disgrace to women in general and your parental lineage  look as shes yabbin like a rabbis infested dog. . .as if your poppa aint from naija. . .and r u tired of shaggin them kenyans or better still them ghananian 

i'll be back for your poverty stricken jobless ass

Hotfunmi

Am sorry if I offended you, but you hate men so much why?
The other time itwas ghanian and ivorians better than Naija men.

By pennywise,
Retire privates? That is husbandicidal.

By BabyOsisi,
Please don't twist the scriptures here to suit your purposes.
If you saw the "with consent" ,I'm sure that you also saw " may give yourselves to fasting and prayer".

You sound so anti men?
why is that?

The good ones are not easily repelled, my sister. A man that treats his wife as property is a bad man.

By OziomaTv,
Am suspecting that the poster of this mail is single if not lesbian

Sex in a binding force between couples.

can you give statistics on prostitution and gender participation in Nigeria?

what exactly does that establish? Are women not direct/indirect beneficiaries of these illicit activities?

'Nigerian men are the way Nigeria is' another hasty and shallow conclusion. . .don't they have sisters, mothers, wives and so on also supporting them and enjoying the fruits of their devious and delinquent behaviour? Or all the women were oblivious to the crimes being committed all this while?

You obviously have issues with Nigerian men, but your anger/rage is misplaced - focus on the women who have sat idle and done nothing/supported the crimes all through the years.

Standing idle while evil is perpetrated is EVIL in itself.

yeah I kind of understand.

You prob havent met smebody hotter. . . . . .

By babyosisi,
1Cr 7:5 Do not deprive one another except with consent for a time, that you may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again so that Satan does not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

By Forbidden,
Who married who? the man or the woman? Who paid the others bride price? Please, the man bought the woman off her parents, that was why he spent his huge amount of money for the celebration, or did any woman foot those bill?

Please a woman is a mans property once she is married and she totally submits to his will.

That does not mean the wife should take the husband to court for rape. If your husband is jailed for some (months) or years, whom will you be doing it with when you want sex? Does it show you as a good woman that you jailed your husband? If he comes out, will you be living with him in the same house?

I don't understand. It is purely unafrican.

Wait please, are you saying the man should write application with official stamp before you give him sex?  If you come up with endless excuse and the man decide to catch fun outside the house, you will be accusing him of infidelity,If he decide to come home and have the warmth of his bed, he becomes too demanding and unwanted headache to his wife. Then what will he do? If he decides to marry another wife, the first wife becomes jealous. Now, if you are the man, what will you do? Advice him please.

more dubious statistics. you are saying though that women are easily manipulated by men. . .

how can someone claim to be intelligent and say a crime like 419 is 'synonymous with men alone' ?

You disappoint me funmi. . .your misandry seems to have reached egregiously high levels.

You are extremely naive or highly misled to believe these things you write. You have a lot to learn.

1000o C ke?
that one pass room temp + clothes on o !

women don they commit fraud for years for naija