₦airaland Forum

Question:

Why do some men sex and tell? [s]I mean, must you tell all your friends that you slept with a particular girl but turn around to accuse women of gossipping?[/s]

Is this a reasonable question? Next!

Are you back? I thought you are still masturbating on your keyboard over a mere imagination of Funmilayo's sillhouette?

why are some  men so egocentric ?

Because they all need a lecture on how to treat ladies. Their self centeredness peaks during sex.

Question:

Why do some men enjoy two women fighting over them?

that is the silliest and most perverted male characteristics.

Question:

Why do some men enjoy two women fighting over them?

By 4him
only women use names like hotfunmi and refuse to show us their "hot" faces.

Keep dreaming. Don't masturbate on your keyboard please.

by iman
If you are in a public gathering,how do you know the farts came from a man?

Women are sneaky with their business,not everyone is as open as Lizzie the Queen of Farts.

Perhaps being with obsessive compulsive farting men has made you specially attuned to the uniqueness of a male fart

Because he laughed out loud about it, besides, the sound came from his direction.

Me i never see guys dey pee inside pool oo,where do you ladies get your men frm sef?

Because it can never be proven just like the loud farts unless you have peelizer.

By tommytex
Jeez! fart in wedding?me i never see such before oo,i think it depends on the kind of occasions you go to anyway,I knw men have pride and wont do such.[b]girls too pee and spit in pools now?[/b]Pee inside the pool?hmm sounds like pee inside,
Hotfunmi will u ask some nice Q please?or are men so so bad?

Abegi! girls are potty trained and do not ever pee in the pool. We are not filthy.

Question:

Why do African men always prefer to  point at the woman whenever they are shooting blanks?

By 4him
you could have done that with a fartalizer

LMAO

By D-reloaded
who goes to public pools anyway?

Stay off them and don't invite guys to your private pool because they'll surely pee inside the pool.

Why didn't you call the Police?

One thing is calling 911 and another is proving the gas came from his butt.

By Iman
she should change her name to hotfarts! Whenever she goes out with her man,her pals know they are coming,they can smell them from a mile away.

Can you swear you haven't farted in school, church or any public place? Don't lie!

By rebellious
I have a high taste in guys if I might say so myself. . .the guys whom I speak of are "friends" which I meet at gatherings, outings and shit like that. White, Black and Asian guys alike. If they don't fart, they burp fuckin' loud like mannerless kids.

Tell 'em girl! One guy released a loud fart in a wedding on saturday and was even laughing loud about it. Can you imagine?

Question,
Why do guys always always pee inside the swim pool?

Why are you guys infuriated because i mentioned one of your bad habits. Men, Stop FARTING IN PUBLIC please. Some things are meant for privacy; I fart in restrooms and not in church or school or a wedding party.

Question:
Why do most men go to any lenght even if it means losing all they worked for because they want a piece of kitten? Even dumb animals won't take such risks for sex.

by 4him
good . . . then u agree that the bills are split 50/50 even if you are a stay-at-home mother. At least when you divorce u always claim that as a "job" too.

If i work outside the home, i dont have any problem with splitting bills but not whn i work in the home. Likewise, i wouldnt expect my husband to pay any bill if he is a sit at home dad.

By Iman
Cleaning and house management is only to be done by the man where the woman is physically incapable of doing such.For instance,where she suffers a massive stroke(transient ischemic attack won't even do).A woman who allows her man to do any housework is no woman at all.

Once again, which school of thought said that cleaning is a womans job? Assuming both of us work in a bank and work long days, do you expect me to come back and do every house work while you sit your behind in the sofa and watch english premiership? Craze dey worry you, this is 21st century.

on your side comments, i reserve my comment.

1)Isn't cleaning up the job of the woman?There is division of labour in relationships. . . .the woman has such roles as cleaning,cooking,washing,e.t.c

2)Do you know how bloody difficult it is to aim accurately at the toilet while standing "miles" away?  

3) Its better to let it all out than to keep it inside.girl,you really have dated some men

Where did you see that cleaning belongs to women in the bible or koran or whatever doggone religion you practice? Cleaning and house management is 50/50 between the couples as long as they are both working.

Secondly, if you can't aim straight, sit down on the toilet and piss.

Thirdly, instead of farting loudly in public, why not go to the side and do it?

Romeo you will no doubt be saddened to hear that I am indeed an Aba-made Igbo man who speaks English with a pronounced Igbo accent and offers kolanuts to visitors, therefore I deem myself adequately qualified to comment on the characteristics of ethnic intonation in the spoken English of any Nigerian person, regardless of tribe.

To return to the subject of whether the MAJORITY of 419 criminals are Igbo Nigerians, try this 2-step exercise sometime :

1. REGISTER at 419eater.com so as to gain access to the AUDIO ARCHIVES which consist of MANY HOURS of recorded phone conversations and voice-mail messages featuring 419 conmen trying their damnedest to separate victims from their money.

2. LISTEN TO THE SPOKEN ENGLISH ACCENTS of those NIGERIAN internet fraud artists in the audio archives of the 419eater.com website, and then IF you have spent ANY time growing up amongst Nigerians, tell me if you can identify one, YES, ONE, recorded voice in that entire audio database whose spoken English accent is NOT that of a proud BORN AND RAISED Igbo man.

That does not make you an ibo man. at least write a constructive argument on your premise because it's flawed just like romeo and his ibo friends claim yoruba people are drug barons. May be you are one of those that started that rumour.

I can't help it but I'm spending val with lemar.

If you have your way, which Nigerian celebrity will you like to spend val with? I think the most picked will be the Nigerian sexiest celebrity for each gender.



No haters please, i have a big crush on
i) Lemar Obika
ii) Emmanuel Adebayor
iii)Chiwetel Ejofor.

Question:
Why do men hardly clean up after them, piss on the toilet seat and fart in the public?

By i~man
Queen ko,king ni-If the wife is the queen,who is she "reigning" over? The husband?The children?

This warped idea women have that they are queens is pathetic.Since when did chattel become monarch?  Very soon my sofa will declare that he is the king of the house

You've not answered my question on why men sleep with their housemaids and you don't believe we are queen? won't that make men a liar when they are the ones that tell us so while they were hitting on us? We are not self acclaimed queens, you know, guys made us believe so.

Thank you Gbosko.

Why do some men stoop so low to sleep with their housegirl when their wife is a queen?

By romeo
I like what you're trying to do but you started in a wrong note

whateva! was it not you or your ibo brother on the other thread talking about yorubas and their kingship in African drug cartel? What is more damning than that especially when you have nothing to prove it except few names of few people caught that you are not even sure they are yorubas.

By B1
Here we go again; guys, let us all send "URGENT" messages to Dr. Andy Chike, and let him know what we think about him.

Because the name listed above is an ibo name does not mean the scam artist is ibo. Common guys, this is the internet and it's only a fool that will put a name that can be traced back to him/her on scam mails, if you believe those names, you can as well believe the emails that came with Charles Taylor as Taylor himself. Be rest assured that most of these people that jump up an down against 419 on this thread may not be totally free from it, that is the internet for you or don't you think we have some of them here?

by jakumo
As a matter of principle and policy, I generally tend to disagree with anything said by the Big Bee, but his observation here about the disproportionate representation of Nigerian Igbo men in the 419 fraud crime wave is a simple matter of fact that can easily be verified by entering into correspondence with any number of internet 419 scam artists, and then encourageing the would-be scammers to leave VOICE MAIL messages at a decoy phone number traceable to the US or western Europe.

Before you even begin to conduct this experiment, rest assured you will discover that VIRTUALLY ALL the 419 artists that leave messages on that decoy phone number WILL BE NIGERIAN IGBOS, with strong, unmistakable spoken English accents to confirm that tribal origin, irrespective of where in the world they happen to be currently resident.

The conclusions you draw from this indisputable statistical fact are entirely your own choice. I have drawn mine.

Thank you for your conclusion, but your survey is filled with errors and anti ibo sentiments. If the phone number of all you investigated belongs to the ibos according to you, that will cancel the 10% hausa and 20 % yoruba involved in 419 or are you disagreeing with B1?


The truth is that we are equally yoked in this 419 business according to our population and it seems that most Nigerians just love to commit crime(no apologies abeg) because we were known for drug business in the 80's and early 90's before this 419 thing started. I am sure that after the era of 419, we will come up with another like kidnapping or assasination. I formerly thought that economic hardship is the cause but what about the Nigerians living abroad and are well qualified to get jobs instead they turn to 419?

The media is not helping us out too, the Italians have the mafia which incooperates everything ranging from prostitution to murder but the media is more merciful on them than Nigerians.

@Logical
The same Jesus (and Bible) that you quoted says in John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

How can a Christian (who believes the above statement) truly love someone who doesnt believe in Jesus Christ? How can you pray with such a person?

Ask him!