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Culture / Re: ??? by hotfunmi(f): 5:01pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
Oyinbo mentality has entered her head.Exactly and she will definitely lose the case on those grounds. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Advice A Sister by hotfunmi(f): 4:57pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
Ara oko upstate, ki lon se iwo, ntie? Am entitled to four. Abi? Unlike your future husband, who may have you and then a ton of girlfriend outside. In Ado Ekiti, where they in turn sleeping with other boyfriends. Where is the end of the domino effect? Or the chain or the do loop link? |
Politics / Re: Why Did The Western Media Ignore Jos? by hotfunmi(f): 4:54pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
An apology will be more appropriate and gentlemanly . |
Culture / Re: Popular Masquerades In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 4:52pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
Beautiful Owi masqurade from ikole Lol, looks like poodle. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Condolence Register by hotfunmi(f): 4:50pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
I will start going to church.Are you a pagan? |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 8:33am On Feb 14, 2008 |
By Oyb,It's like your oga went out for a minute and you jumped on his computer to chase Funmi? I never knew you use your own anal orifice to get favours from your oga. |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 8:30am On Feb 14, 2008 |
Did I in any post of mine assume you were 'in the situation'? I wasn't; It's rather an after effect of the fiendish comments directed towards me by those anti female juggernauts plus their female slaves that call themselves wives,misstresses and girlfriends. At least, that thread will serve as a memento to those bollocks that will stand in my way*****I'll surely crush them like my dad thought me. |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 8:11am On Feb 14, 2008 |
By,My egregious behaviour? why didn't you tell those wimps in that askmen thread to stop calling me names? whats more egregious than that? So you follow their line of thought that suggests that if you ask any question here, that automatically means that you are in that situation? May be, you'll need to be told that[b] action [/b] and reaction must be equal and opposite. Until you men learn to look at a woman beyond her gender, I'll continue to be a threat. |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 6:47am On Feb 14, 2008 |
By bibiking1,No, more like Jezebel Thatcher reincarnated! |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 6:35am On Feb 14, 2008 |
@hotfunmi Isn't that the normal reaction from men(especially Nigerian men), whenever they get frustrated with you, they resort to calling you names like bitch, slut, ashawo etc. Not that I care because I've eaten men larger than OYb, Debosky(at least this one go small school) and senile Sly. |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 4:21am On Feb 14, 2008 |
Disclaimer: The opinions of this broad with excess adipose tissues called nwado are hers and hers alone and does not represent the opinions of the average Nigerian female. |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 5:04pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
By Oyb, You can't even afford to kiss that overused ass how much less enjoying it. Zombie! |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 4:05pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
By Oyb, It would seem that you are looking for who will dream of you which implies you are delusional It would seem that you are roasting and looking for your normal ashawo joints and I know my name keeps you uncormfy because I'll run harlots off the streets of Nigeria in due course and you'll have nothing anymore besides masturbating in your teddybear. |
Crime / Re: Marital Rape by hotfunmi(f): 3:59pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
By Zain, Another dyslexic patient besides Yemi Victor. Damn, Nairaland, we have a problem. |
Crime / Re: Marital Rape by hotfunmi(f): 3:57pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
By Chiori, I bet you, if you knock him out for three weeks, he'll do it again. Why not try sending him away to alagbon for 6 yrs and see him return a changed person. |
Crime / Re: Marital Rape by hotfunmi(f): 3:53pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
By Yemivictor, @YemiVictor, you are sooooo delirious!!!!! Go spend those 5 years looking for your baby-daddy first! Have you found your own daddy yet? |
Politics / Re: Pray For Kenechi Udeze by hotfunmi(f): 3:31pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
As we pray for Kenechi for his quick recovery, we should not forget to pray more for thousands of kids in Africa, particularly Nigeria who have such related diseases. These kids are waiting for their final days as their parents cannot even afford common panadol for them, not to talk of any form of chemotherapy. 5 star response. |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 3:28pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
Oyb, Me too, I never thought I'll meet a home grown eunuch. |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 7:54am On Feb 13, 2008 |
apparently hotfunmi had her head firmly buried in sand when Patricia Etteh was working her unique brand of fraud on taxpayers' nairas!!Yes, like the ostrich even though you are still to write a long list of women that stole Nigeria to bankrupcy. Do you want more list of crooked Nigerian men? |
Romance / Re: Happy Valentine's Day Vero by hotfunmi(f): 3:56am On Feb 13, 2008 |
Hey, someone sent me this poem a while back. Guess he lied to me when he said he wrote it becuz everything that the poster just wrote was exactly what he wrote to me. . .word for word. Lol, there is no limit as to what men can lie for. |
Politics / Re: Pray For Kenechi Udeze by hotfunmi(f): 3:04am On Feb 13, 2008 |
Lord he's only 24. Brothers doing their thing big and the devil is on the way to counter their blessing. God will heal you and also hear the prayers of millions of your fans in Minnesota and Nigeria. [img]http://stmedia.startribune.com/images/208*190/1udeze021208.jpg[/img] |
Politics / Pray For Kenechi Udeze by hotfunmi(f): 3:03am On Feb 13, 2008 |
Vikings DE Udeze Has Form of Leukemia EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) — Minnesota Vikings defensive end Kenechi Udeze has a form of leukemia, which is cancer of the blood and bone marrow, a person with the team confirmed Tuesday. The person spoke on condition of anonymity due to the sensitivity of the information. The Vikings declined to comment, but they issued a statement from coach Brad Childress that didn't specifically address Udeze's condition. "We respect the privacy of Kenechi. The thoughts and prayers of the entire Minnesota Vikings organization are with Kenechi and his family," the statement read. Two Twin Cities television stations first reported the news on Monday night. KSTP-TV, without citing a source, reported that the 24-year-old Udeze was undergoing tests to determine the severity of the disease. Ethan Lock, Udeze's agent, declined to comment. Without details about how quickly the cancer was identified or what form of leukemia Udeze has, there's no way of knowing a prognosis. Generally, it's a serious disease that can be fatal and takes a lot of time to fight. The upcoming season is in question for Udeze, who was drafted out of Southern California in the first round in 2004. He started 15 games last year for the Vikings and tied his career high with five sacks. Dr. Mark Reding, a University of Minnesota Cancer Center and Medical School hematologist who does not have specific knowledge of Udeze's case, said there are two forms of leukemia, chronic and acute. People under 65 are almost always diagnosed with the acute form, which requires aggressive chemotherapy. Younger and healthier patients have a wider range of treatment options, Reding said, but from diagnosis to remission the process often takes at least six months. http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h8D-hrgRbGtw2DsNrq7GRvbCiDGAD8UP3GD00 |
Politics / Re: Grammy Award For Barack Obama!(remarkable Fit) by hotfunmi(f): 2:23am On Feb 13, 2008 |
Al Gore lost because his running mate, Joe Libermann is an orthodox Jew besides, I've known Al Gore has a strong Irish connection. See excerps below : His grandmother was born in Northern Ireland, and he can trace ancestry to a Swinney family living in Cork in the mid-18th century. Mr. Gore's second cousin, the novelist Gore Vidal, has claimed the Gores are descended from Sir Paul Gore, whose brother was London mayor and who settled in County Donegal in the late-16th century. So, I don't know where you got that Greek genealogy gist. |
Politics / Re: Bankole's Secret Meeting With Arisekola & Adedibu; A Wrong Message! by hotfunmi(f): 2:04am On Feb 13, 2008 |
What point? you mean BIGB1 bias criticism of the elites that he does not like? Whether BigB treats Yaradua's clandestine visit to IBB or not is irrelevant here. One person cannot say it all here and I think those he blacklisted whether he is biased or not are right. I may disagree with him a little on his inclusion of Gbenga Obasanjo, he's not bad enough to join that list. Should Bankole go ahead and dine with the devil(Adedibu) because Yaradua visited IBB? Human beings, was it not the same Adedibu that was against his election as the speaker claiming that he was elected without the due process of the law? Very soon now, they'll teach him how to hire and use the services of assassins for the next political dispensation. |
Politics / Re: Why This Drug Frenzy? by hotfunmi(f): 10:33pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Willy willy abi na willy* over to you ooooooooooooh! You get customer here!You dey mind that tribal tout. |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 10:28pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
The evil that men do: Man, 20, stabs mother to death - For preventing him from smoking Indian hemp By Adeolu Adeyemo Tuesday, February 12, 2008 A 20 year-old man, Jamiu Akintola, was on Monday paraded by the Oyo State police command for allegedly stabbing his mother to death. Also arrested and paraded along with the boy were 17 suspected criminals including two middle-aged men allegedly caught with three human skulls and a black native pot. The state out-going Commissioner of Police, Prince Udom Ekpoudom, while speaking with newsmen on the development in Ibadan, said the deceased was killed by her son while advising him against smoking of Indian hemp. The commissioner said that “the 20-year-old suspect identified as Jamiu Akintola on Saturday stabbed his mother, Mrs Modinat Abeo Aderemi, on the chest while trying to stop him from smoking Indian hemp. “The late Modinat Abeo Aderemi was trying to prevail on her son to stop smoking when he suddenly grew wild and pounced on her. The advice of suspect’s mother infuriated the man and he drew out his knife and stabbed her. “Last Saturday, he came to his mother and said he would kill her today. The mother and others around her thought he was joking. Suddenly, he brought out a knife and stabbed his mother who fell down in pain. “Although neighbours and sympathisers made a distress call to the police, efforts to save the life of MrsAderemi proved abortive as she was confirmed dead on arrival at the University College Hospital (UCH) wheres he was rushed to.” Ekpoudom further explained that those caught with human skulls specialised in exhuming bodies for money making rituals. The suspect who killed his mother, while speaking with newsmen, stated that the deceased was not his mother. He said “she is not my mother. She picked me from the prison yard. When she packed my luggage and forcefully brought me here, I did not have money to smoke hemp again.” |
Politics / Re: Why This Drug Frenzy? by hotfunmi(f): 10:27pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
I thought tthis drug peddling business went dead because of the more sophisticated security in airports around the world. It's like the drug frenzy increased the last 6 months looking at the rate Nigerians were caught. Is it just an epidemic or there is something else responsible for it in our society? |
Politics / Re: Why This Drug Frenzy? by hotfunmi(f): 10:21pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Others: NDLEA arrests pregnant woman, other for drugs By Wole Shadare A 34-YEAR-OLD pregnant woman and a 55-year-old mechanical engineer have been arrested by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos for drug trafficking. The NDLEA Spokesman, Ofoyeju Mitchel, yesterday said the woman, a mother of three who is eight-month pregnant, was arrested on February 7, 2008 for being in unlawful possession of 1.624kg of cannabis. The arrest, according to Mitchel, took place at the baggage hall during screening of passengers on Ethiopian Airline flight from Lagos to Addis-Ababa. The cannabis, he said, was wrapped in a black polythene bag inside another bag containing damp vegetables. "The suspect said she was taking the bag of vegetables to her friend simply identified as Ify who lives in Dubai," Ofoyeju said. The suspect said: "My friend in Dubai called me that I should help collect a bag of bitter-leaves from her brother to take to her. I did not know that there was drug inside it." Mitchel, however, said: "Ignorance is no defense in drug cases. Passengers should be careful and suspicious of any parcel or bag given to them by friends or relatives as drugs could be concealed in them." The second suspect, the 55-year-old man, was also arrested on February 7, 2008 at about 8.30 p.m. while attempting to board an Alitalia flight from Lagos to Milan. The man, who was on his way to Paris, had ingested 767 wraps of drugs that tested positive for cocaine. The HND holder in mechanical engineering said he agreed to traffic the drug for a fee of €1,500. |
Politics / Why This Drug Frenzy? by hotfunmi(f): 10:18pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Nigerian woman jailed in UK for cocaine smuggling Tuesday, February 12, 2008 A Nigerian citizen and a mother of five has been jailed for eight and a half years in the United Kingdom after she was caught smuggling £500,000 of cocaine through Stansted Airport. Abosede Fehintola, 57, was stopped by Customs officials on October 26, 2007 after she flew into the Essex Airport from Istanbul, Turkey. Fehintola told the officials that she was in the UK to visit her pregnant daughter. When her suitcase had been emptied, it still felt heavy and scans revealed a package concealed within the lining. A hole was made with a spike and a more than five kilogrammess of cocaine were discovered. Delivering the judgment at Chelmsford Crown Court on Friday, the judge, Charles Gratwicke, said “the importation of Class A drugs into this country is regarded as extremely serious. “Cocaine in all its various forms brings nothing but misery, ill health and degradation to those who become addicted to it and stress and sorrow to those who are related to those addicted. “Courts in this country have said that those who travel from abroad and decide to break laws to bring Class A into the UK must expect substantial prison sentences.” Fehintola, a trader in children’s clothes and shoes, was also carrying £1,000 and a quantity of Nigerian currency which was seized under the proceeds of crime act. http://odili.net/news/source/2008/feb/12/607.html |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 9:16pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
See men and their lives? Catch them on their crotch and they start squealing like pigs. So, women made these men to steal? what happened to the almighty man that has everything under control? The man that is so bestowed with unlimited knowledge that he is a demigod? why should demigods bow down to the auspices of frail women that are not only mere mortals but lack what it takes to be the #1 citizen? I suggest that if men are not capable, they should be relegated to the back seat and let women captain the ship. What do you say? @Debosky, Your lyrics are getting depressing as you go and am begining to see signs of frustration. I can't believe that Theresa is the main Anini behind Ibori and who again was behind IBB? pathetic! |
Politics / Re: Fake Female Police In Nigeria by hotfunmi(f): 8:46pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
By Germannig,True, other women are Babangida, Abiola, Obasanjo, Abacha,Ibori,Alams, Tinubu,Omisore,Adedibu etc |
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