₦airaland Forum

by zignor
@hotfunmi . . .it seems you're not getting enough

by oyb
going by all hot funmi's questions, it would seem that she has absolutely appaling taste in men.
farters, hiphop  wannabes , destroyers of keyboards, selfish men( in the bedroom) 

its no wonder she has so much beef for men.

is she in the proces of migrating to planet lez, or is she already there?it would seem that may be just what the doctoe ordred- a sensitive , clean, well mannered , fellow woman.


i said it in another thread- all those gals complaining about how their man shoots too fast need to take control. once a woman is on top - she will get there everytime !

poor hot funmi, on top of everything else, she dosen't get hers when she gets down

by dreloaded
I mean after 12 years old, I don't know any guy that's proud of burping or faring in public. Too much comedy films, I suppose.

like where did you even get that idea that guys have a problem with women on top? sounds like a certain episode of Desperate Housewives which I'm pretty sure is where you got that idea from

By Oyb
@ hotfunmi, I'm sure you are an inveterate shopper. you know the palms shopping mall? All the mechanical works there were designed and supervised by engineers in my former employer. by
mechanical works, i am referring to HVAC, the sprinkler system, the piped services, ( cold and hot water supply, diesel oil delievery etc) maybe i should post the design schematics.

the civic center in VI all the M & E were designed by my former employer.( a 100% nigerian company)

MMA terminal 2 was also designed by nigerian engineers.



i said it before, so i'll say it again - go around VI or Abuja. all those beautiful edifices being erected have the names of all the consulting firms involved on signboards outside .

theres no point in posting any schematics of my designs, since most of y'all wont even know what to make of them. i'll just settle for the bling bling used to dazzle management( before we go in for the kill- this will cost . . .)

Former Eagles captain Sunday Oliseh rumored to repalce Berti Vogts

By Alistair Magowan





Former Nigeria captain Sunday Oliseh says he wants to help rebuild Nigeria's football reputation after Nigerian officials failed to back Berti Vogts.






Vogts's position will be reviewed later this week after the Super Eagles' worst Nations Cup display for 25 years.


Oliseh told BBC Sport: "I think it's time that those of us who have played at the highest level, it's time we took charge because it is heartbreaking."


Nigeria bowed out after they lost 2-1 to 10-man Ghana in the quarter-finals.


Oliseh, who won the Africa Cup of Nations with Nigeria in 1994, added: "I have been asked if I would like the job and I think it is time that those of us who have the experience and have played a part in what Nigerian football is today, I think it's time - the solution is in our hands."


Following the Super Eagles exit from Ghana, Nigerian Football Association chairman Sanni Lulu told BBC Sport: "The players tried their best and we (the NFA) did all we could, so there must only be one thing wrong."


Nigeria's performance represents the worst showing at the Cup of Nations since 1982 when they went out at the group stage.


Since then, the two-time winners have reached the semi-finals each time they have played in the tournament, winning it in 1994 and contesting the final on four other occasions.


Oliseh is currently coaching in Belgium and will return to the UK to complete his Uefa A Licence later this year.

© 2008 BBC

By Yemivictor
Now just juxtapose the above scenario with that of an alhaji who is "hypothetically" faithful to his 4 yarinyas and where you can at least vouch for their high level of hygiene and tell me which is better!

by Sly
I would say its not 'all men' so please stop generalizin'

By Oyb
first of all like so many nigerians , ishmael does not have the first idea what engineering is about.

i am an engineer. i have worked in power , building services, and i'm currently in an oil and gas company.

i am an electrical engineer by training. i have worked on transmission upgrade projects for PHCN( when it was NEPA), facilities projects for MTN, and enginnering pojects for my current employer.

i spent a year in a leading engineering consulting firm, and i can tell you, everything oyibos do, we did in that firm. the real problems facing engineers in nigeria are as follows

1) nigerians do not value brain work.

engineering is NOT when you see someone putting up a bridge, or laying a cable. that is construction. engineering is when you sit at your computer and agonise for hours, designing the bridge, calculating the materials , the project schedule, trying to capture all the possible issues that might come up. it is supervising the project and trying to ensure that the contractors keep to your design. it is arguments with your client, who wants to beleive that a job that costs 20million can be done for 15 million. however, for your typical nigerian, engineering is the construction worker you see working on the bridge. you visit a ttypical nigerian client with drawings, schedules, etc, and he more or less is not intersted. he thinks its all about building a bridge. he will say, what is all this paper you are showing me

2) nigerians love to cut corners.

you tell a client this will cost n20 million. he says no, do it for n15 million. you know it is not technically possible, but the man insists. even if you refuse to do the project, he will always find someone who will do it for that price, cutting corners everywhere - you specified explosion proof lights- don't worry, we can use waterproof lights instead. so many failed projects occur because a client thought he could get champagne for the price of beer

3) impositions

as an engineer, your final job is only as good as the contractor you use. but too often, the cliet has his own contractor who he imposes on you. the conractor may not even have en engineering background - his recommendation is based on his relationship with the client. so, you have an incompetent contractor who is out of your control

3) too many quacks in the industry

a sharp drafter or technicin, can pick up a lot of the jargon and some rote skills. this may be enough to prepare contract documentation that tyhe client is not trained to access. i have alraedy stated that clients don't want to spend money. you often find them employing drafters to 'design' engineering projects. all the drafetr will do is copy and paste from engineering projects in his employers organisation. its easy to copy what you don't understand. too easy. also, a lot of engineers are guilty of the same thing, copyig designs they do not understand, and presenting them to clients.

4) remuneration
to keep up with the rest of the world is expensive. as an engineer, you have to keep retraining yourself. this adds to overhead. however, in nigeria, it is a buyers market. so many of the big companies mobil, mtn , etc, pay peanuts ( compared to fees they would pay abroad) because they can get away with it. there was actually a time when a client decide to use a foreign consultant rather than my previous employer, but they found the cost too much. they came back to us.

cerainly, engineering in nigeria has a few issues, but i believe there is very little that nigerian engineers cannot do given the OPPORTUNITIES AND RESOURCES of their western counterparts.

finally, you may not know it, but a lot of the so called expatriate engineers are often technicians/graduates of technical schools.

OYB said:

i am an electrical engineer by training. i have worked on transmission upgrade projects for PHCN( when it was NEPA), facilities projects for MTN, and enginnering pojects for my current employer

By Oyb
remuneration
to keep up with the rest of the world is expensive. as an engineer, you have to keep retraining yourself. this adds to overhead. however, in nigeria, it is a buyers market. so many of the big companies mobil, mtn , etc, pay peanuts ( compared to fees they would pay abroad) because they can get away with it. there was actually a time when a client decide to use a foreign consultant rather than my previous employer, but they found the cost too much. they came back to us.

like a friend of mine is currently dating a girl. . .knowing fully well that she has another guy in her life,her father was recently convicted but he is now a free man,things are not thesame again though. . from about 5cars to legborgini   ,i hope that clears up what i meant by things are not thesame for her dad,so fortunately for this girl,she found herself a very handsome & thick guy,this guy is now  is responsible for all her school expenses among others and has bought so many things for this girl and from my own point of view between both of them,it is very conspicuous that the love is there but unfortunately shes also dating one of my G's for no apparent reason whatsoever. . . . . .


now my question is:

what could be the motive behind this dirty act of her's which i guess we all know as 'cheating' ?

Definition of a woman?

You give her some sperm, she gives u a baby.

could u also change urs to asknairakingsandprinces . com

why is it that babes are at times
so bitchy?

by iman
The quality of the reasoning on Nairaland can be nothing short of absurd.Now,someone purports to establish Igbo dominance of 419 by referring us to 419eater.com where he claims to have traced the provenance of the accents.

Whether or not Jakumo is a linguistic expert is moot.This "scientific study" is bizarre to say the least. There are probably millions of Nigerians engaged in 419,the overwhelming majority will never make or be in a position to make a call to 419eater.com.

Its a bit like claiming that Edos/Deltans dominate prostitution amongst Nigerians on the basis of the origin of Nigerian prostitutes in Italy.What about the prostitutes plying their trade in Nigeria,South Africa,UK,e.t.c. To even debate whether 419eater.com tells us much is the height of absurdity.

how does a blind woman see my uncontrollable "thing" if she wasnt salivating in anticipation? Are my eyes stuck to my zipper or do we walk around naked?

By Tk
PS: Watch the kind of elevators u enter, u don't want to get raped

you probably need Jesus so you can stop looking at our uncontrollable "things".

funmi, quit making girls look bad.

Tyler Perry of course!

Jennifer Garner-Afleck

or

Alicia keys

a hard-on is physiological in nature. When a man sees a nubile female, a reflex triggers blood to rush into the spongy tissue and capillaries of the penile shaft, the arterioles that deliver blood to the p enis also vasodilate causing them to fill with more blood than is usual . . . thus causing what is generally known as a "hard on".

Asking us to "control" it is like telling us to prevent our own blood flow . . . its impossible.

by 4him
when men sex and tell its simply a tacit admission that u're no more than a piece of meat to them.

Why do some  men wear saggy pants that's all the way to their knee? it's so not attractive. . . very degrading