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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Osi Uwenyiora Makes History With NY Giants by hotfunmi(op): 8:18pm On Feb 06, 2008
Naija guys representing!
PoliticsNigerian Osi Uwenyiora Makes History With NY Giants by hotfunmi(op): 8:18pm On Feb 06, 2008
Nigerian-born Umenyiora makes history with New York Giants
FOR Nigerian-born Osi Uwenyiora last Sunday Super Bowl win will be ethed in his memory forever. That was if he and colleagues in the New York giants tore the books form into pieces to win one of America most prestigious and biggest sporting event, the Super bowl.

Osi Umenyiora

https://odili.net/news/source/2008/feb/6/guardian/1.jpg



After the victory, an elated Uwenyiora stopped to answer a question about his team, the Giants, the amazing underdogs who had just pulled off one of the greatest upsets in Super Bowl history. Uwenyiora and colleagues decided to talk some trash about the New England Patriots, the team he and the Giants vanquished by a 17-14 score.

"This was the death of a dynasty!" Pierce veteran linebacker yelled over the roaring Giants fans who would not, could not leave. "We wore all black, and we killed it."

In the wake of a stunning Super Bowl XLII victory that not too many people outside their locker room saw coming, the brash New Yorkers reminded everyone how unintimidated they were by their previously undefeated opponents.

Uwenyiora and his the Giants team mates left Arizona Monday the way they arrived in the desert a week earlier, strutting and chirping and acting like they owned the place - which, in retrospect, they did. It turns out the Giants' collective scoffing at the Patriots, a team that had won three Super Bowls in the previous six seasons and which brought an unprecedented 18-0 record into the game, was a conscious decision. It wasn't designed to tweak the Pats - in truth, the New York players could've cared less how their opponents felt about their antics. Rather, the Giants were making a statement to themselves: We're not scared of the NFL's bullies, and we welcome the opportunity to steal 'their' lunch money.

When the Giants' plane touched down in Phoenix six days before the game, they disembarked as a colour-coordinated unit that would have made Johnny Cash proud. They wore black, Pierce finally confirmed after the game, because "that's what you wear to a funeral" - and, in their minds, the Pats' dynasty was about to die.
http://odili.net/news/source/2008/feb/6/6.html
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 8:09pm On Feb 06, 2008
Btw tart, it's HEIFER aka you.  If there's one thing I hate, it's when local slores go around throwing american terms wrongly.
Olodo! check your dictionary. Heifer is a   female cow while[b] heffer[/b] is an urban language for women like you. Don't expose your ignorance here.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 8:07pm On Feb 06, 2008
@Hotfunmi thats true sha i didnt care much for Ghanian men until i saw that Ghanian player, Ogogho or whatever his name is.

Even though i was weeping that Ghana scored but when that man took off his shirt, i was real happy.
Aside from Van Vicker, i have never seen a Ghanian man that cute sha.
Thank you my sister. Naija men are envious of Ghanaian men because they are more masculine than them. See their broad well developed shoulders, oh lawd help me. May be if they lay off that apu and iyan, they can as well get there.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 8:05pm On Feb 06, 2008
By pancake
Because I had the audacity to question your stupidity on this thread, I am now a gay to you? Your are so stupid! I wont be surprised if you are nothing but a kindergarten who has the priviledge of using a computer
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Just stay put in that amsterdam to ply your trade because a 10 year jail sentence awaits you in Nigeria if you come home with that gay ass of yours.  Have you heard of HIV?
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 7:55pm On Feb 06, 2008
Yea you better run. Hypocritical Harlot. Perhaps you can give us a rating on the "bedmactics" of all the men in the continent of Africa, wouldnt surprise me.
cheesy shocked cool keep preaching to the choir. Are you Ijebu? my last touch on this issue undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 7:54pm On Feb 06, 2008
Isnt it funny that the same person whining about evil erections and prayers seems to know that Ghanians are supposedly good in bed, Ivorians too. Perhaps you can gist me about kenyans and Seneglese men as well or are we just making "baseless assumptions" again. In case you werent aware, you are seriously contradicting yourself right now.
I think the sex famine in your life is the reason why the heat is so much on your pussy. You can call 1800fuckme or at least get the likes of 4Him or OYb on phone to help you out.  So, after reloading yourself with botox, still no humpers? Girl, you need an extereme makeover abeg and stop hating plz.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 7:47pm On Feb 06, 2008
Once again, if you don't want fights with women, don't run your mouth at women. Expect there to be repercussions

Who accused you of sleeping with anyone, please QUOTE where I said that you are sleeping with whomever. Think I'm like you? who believes that anyone that hangs out with a guy must be sleeping with them? Dont put words in my mouth.
The fact is even there that I am not even the ONLY ONE who questioned you on the type of questions you've been asking yet im the only one you were nasty to. Coincidence? I think not.

Some were general and some were plain ABSURD for someone who hasnt experienced stuff to ask, as you can see even Sly assumed the same so again stop playing dumb. How would you KNOW that "most" have a problem with this and that if you havent hung aroudn such guys, is it really that farfetched for us to make such an assumption that you must at least know some crazy ass guys? How is that enough reason for you to try to insult me personally?
Next please! I can see it's very difficult to discuss civilly with old broads.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 7:39pm On Feb 06, 2008
Some *person* can't just come from no where and make some nasty resmark about me and expect me to lay down. Too much Ghanian pounding is making her head swell.
So it's the Ghanaian comment huh? ehen! Did i ask them to beat your men old heffers last sunday?
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 7:37pm On Feb 06, 2008
@ funmi,
I don't even have the time to read through the nonsense you have posted, lest I know of what kind of gay experience you hold in your resume.

It seems the he-goat shagging experience you have been having, is rubbing off on you. It is only a goat that will always return for more beatings and stoning.  You are a shame to womanhood! I am sorry to say this, but a disgrace to the beauty called woman. All your questions reek of sex, sex, sex, how old are you sef? You are totally sick.  Didinrin

I have told you, get a good life!


Don't make me put on my elements on your case. Your days on nairaland will be shortened
Gaymen~on~rampage.com. Go and sniff the behinds you are used to. I never knew life can be so boring till you posted here. You areasking my age abi? why not first tell us whether you have reached menopause? foolish man gay.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 7:34pm On Feb 06, 2008
Who is looking to fight you? ori e daru. Who caused this? Me or You?

If there's one thing I can't stand it's those who play victims, you caused this bull in the first place. You are aware of it and so are the others who quoted the stupid statement  TOWARDS ME in the first place so don't even try to play dumb.

As for glass house, what exactly are you referring to because you are obviously not making sense.
I did not start it, you started by accusing me of hanging around or sleeping with low profile men when I only asked general questions. If I may ask you, how did you come into that conclusion just from the questions I asked? Does that mean that anybody that asks a question here is guilty of that?

Please, I don't do chic fights.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 7:27pm On Feb 06, 2008
By ozimaTV
@ hotfunmi
        Why the hate on us?
                Am on the other thread deffending naija girls while you're here bombing naija men.
                      Do you've any personal disput with anyone?
I don't hate men please, it's only lesbos that hate men. I like my Naija men only that most of them like OYB and Pancake  need a little polishing.  4Him is almost there just that he has some ego problems.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 7:24pm On Feb 06, 2008
why don't men have vaginas
Because they can't afford the monthly maintenance.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 7:23pm On Feb 06, 2008
Glad you had the common sense to not even reply. Point was to read, understand and move your ass on. Good Job.  

Apparently the so called Ghanian prize you are carrying around exhibits all the immature and pathetic characteristics you are babbling about in regards to men

I'd sooner let the "cobwebs" fester til Jesus comes back than have anything to do with Ghanian men. Disgusting
You really want this chic fight from me, don't you? Exhale please and feel good. I'd rather fight men.

FYI: Cobwebs may not necessarily be cobwebs anyway. I apologise but don't throw stones if you live in a glass house.
PoliticsGbenga Obasanjo Indicted For Fraud. by hotfunmi(op): 7:20pm On Feb 06, 2008
GBENGA OBASANJO INDICTED IN N24 BILLION FRAUD


The report of an administrative panel of enquiry into the operations of Ajaokuta Steel Company(ASCL), National Iron Ore Mining Company (NIOMCO) and Delta Steel Company (DSC) has indicted Global Infrastructure Holdings Limited (GIHL), a company believed to be partly owned by Dr Olugbenga Obasanjo, the controversial son of former President Olusegun Obasanjo.

GIHL was granted a concession to manage the three companies in August 2004 following the failure of SOLGAS, the first concessionaire, to meet the target in the agreement it signed with the Federal government in a privatisation programme supervised by Gbenga's father.

The report of the five-man panel submitted to the steel minister, Chief Tunji Sarafa Ishola, said GIHL failed to deliver on the terms of the concession agreement, instead it used the companies to secure loans without corresponding investments.

According to the committee, the N24 billion secured from Zenith, Ecobank, UBA, FBN, Oceanic, FCMB, Bank PHB and Sterling Bank went into private pockets.
The report expantiates: "As at November 15, 2007, the aggregate borrowings from the Nigerian banks is a little over N24billion. These borrowings are allegedly secured with the assets of Delta Steel Company. BPE confirmed that there has been no board approvals for any of these borrowings and for the assets of DSC to be used as collateral for ASCL and NIOMCO. The figure (N24billion) supplied by the finance director of the GIHL could be more considering the interest of about 14% per annum. One is therefore forced to ask what happened to the funds borrowed."
The report further found innumerable cases of diversion of value from the ASCL to either DSL or outrightly sold abroad for cash. The bottomline, the panel said, is that ASCL is gradually being crippled while GIHL's interest is being buoyed in Nigeria and overseas.

"On the resumption of GIHL management at the ASCL and NIOMCO, processed iron ore stored at ASCL were carted away to Warri and sold to interested groups overseas."
Sales of the said processed iron ore had continued for a while before the Monitoring Committee assessed what was left at a little over $2, 077, 545, 00. GIHL paid about $1, 000, 000 and just a week into the life of this panel the processed iron ore should not have been sold in the first place. It is a vital raw material for production at ASCL.
"Mention has been made of the issue of Essential Premium Scraps needed by ASCL which Global carted away to DSC. These scraps are worth N203,371,260.27 at today's prices. This money is yet to be paid to FGN. The scrap should not have been sold because ultimately ASCL will need to import similar premium scraps at a higher price sooner or later."

The panel chaired by Magaji Inuwa called for a review of the approval given to GIHL by the National Office for Technology Acquisition and Development (NOTAP).

One of the ways the firm claims to have spent money on Ajaokuta is through technology transfer. GIHL has transferred US $17,356,896.02 using NOTAP approvals.
In order to ensure that it does not part with a penny on the Ajaokuta deal, GIHL, in concert with its Nigerian sponsors, came up with a report that put the value of the Ajaokuta Steel Company at a paltry $300 million.
The company also submitted a letter to BPE, another report that says it has spent the sum of $250 million on the Ajaokuta Steel Company since August 2004 when it took over the management of the Nigerian steel giant.
With the $250 million expenditure it submitted and which it claims to have spent, GIHL maintained it had already spent far more than it was expected to pay for the 60 percent share of the company it is targeting in the privatisation deal.
By its claim, GSHL would not only take Ajaokuta free of charge, it would also expect the government to make a refund of some millions of dollars to it, being the excess of what it claimed it had invested.

But the report deflated this claim by the Indian firm, saying "We requested for evidence of this massive investment but GIHL could not substantiate this except for a list of spare parts and consumables bought and cleared by DSC."

Another startling revelation of the panel is that since GIHL took over the running of Ajaokuta Steel Company, it has not paid the salaries of workers regularly. This has led to several industrial disputes between the management and workers of the establishment.

GIHL owes both the Russian and Ukrainian experts working with them salary arrears for about a year.

Industrial actions embarked upon by workers has resulted to the stoppage of rolling activities at the steel plant.

Other members of the committee are Ibrahim Abba Gubio, Emma Nwadi Eke, Vincent Odafen and Kunle Bolujoko.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 7:04pm On Feb 06, 2008
Seriously, you are going to an arena you cannot last with me! Go and find out!

Blabbing about a slowpoke like you? I must be crazy! Who cares about the goat that shags you every night? No wonder you come here bringing up questions symbolic with the characteristics of a he-goat!

Now my parting shot to you: Getting a living of a man who shags you is no way compared to getting a life. Go and get a life!
You are a sorry excuse for a man and do not have anytime to waste on gay men like you. i know you love them fellow men shagging your behind every night. Who knows how deep the bore hole your fellow men are drilling behind you is now?   All you have is a big mouth because am sure that even after 24 hrs of hot romancing, you can never be hard enough to enter the pearl gates because of your obsession with a fellow man's behinds. Get lost! undecided


FYI: i already have a life, you are the one that needs not only a new life but a job because you sound so unhappy and frustrated. Stop doing Gigolo in Amsterdam and get you a decent source of income that is devoid of prostituting your butt for gaymen. HomoPig!.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 6:51pm On Feb 06, 2008
who cares about Ghanaian men anyway . . . its not like we don't get ladies too. Most of them hotter than coldfunmi.
I see frustration by denial going on here. Ivorien men takes the spot after Ghana. You Naija guys need to up your ante.
Foreign AffairsRe: 'NEPA' Strikes In South Africa! by hotfunmi(f): 6:49pm On Feb 06, 2008
another evidence of the black man's inability to run a country.
You need to withdraw this statement before i descend on you.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 6:31pm On Feb 06, 2008
By debosky
hehehe

so hotfunmi may I inquire as to the source of your assertion that Ghanaian men last longer during sex than Nigerian men? I don't want to jump to the conclusion that you've sampled enough of both to know this personally as a fact.

Apart from I-man aka 1 minute man, all my other friends on nairaland can last for 20 minutes as a minimum
I can see envy going on here. Ghananian men seems better in everything. They play better soccer, sample finer guys and not that bunch of old broads in your team, and are more respectful towards their women. lastly, their bed ergonomics is unbeatable in west africa. Go He-Ghana.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 6:26pm On Feb 06, 2008
@ Funmi,
If no guy will tell you here, I will. You have serious problems. I wonder what kind of mentality you have of men A woman seeking for a good home will not come here and spew the silly kind of questions you have been posting from one page to the other on this thread.

Seek help while you still have the chance to be helped!

Just my own opinion here
@pancake,
You are the one that has serious mental and complex problems. Go get you some help and stop blabbing about Funmi because i got me a good man that knows his salt unlike you. I honestly do not know why some men gt so uncormfortable when you ask them questions pertaining to their personal flaws. sheesh, it's like I touched you greasy balls.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 6:23pm On Feb 06, 2008
By dereloaded,
Look at this dumb LovePeddler looking for my trouble, it's quite obvious that you are new which is why you are running your mouth at me. My friend, don't get my body confused with yours.

This gutter rat, what have I said to you that would give you the right to TRY to say such nasty things to me. Attention seeking harlot. This has nothing to do with "top notch" anything. You are seriously asking some STUPID questions I have trouble believing any female that is over 14 would ask "why do men get erections", are you retarded? Was Biology just an option in your school if you even went.

I sincerely asked you why you had such weird questions, instead for you to answer, you're trying to be funny. You;'re not funny, you're just an slowpoke who doesnt know what the hell she's talking about. You are embarrassing just about every female with your idiotic questions. Even the most mediocre of men don't go around burping or farting or whatever stupid crap you came up with, yet in YOUR presence they do. I wonder why

The same slut asking "why do they get erections" had no problem mentioning in another thread how she likes being on top because it leads to multiple orgasms, apparently you enjoy these *evil* erections that these boys "need prayers for", Oloshi, Oponu omo.

It's so funny how girls always jump on other girls and do absolutely NOTHING when a guy is guilty of the same exact offence. Bloody harlots. I at least can say that if any guy on Nairaland were to say the same runbbish, I'd reply the same and I have proof to back it up because they know, you however i'm sure would just continue flirting.

Dont even play that nonsense with me. I didnt get disrespecfully personal with you so I expect the same respct from you. Tin ba sepe fun e iwo omode yi, anyway I wont enjoy continue with that only because you are my mother's namesake

Better take your time.
I do not have time for chic fight this morning.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 5:53pm On Feb 06, 2008
NO!
Why? Are you not man enough to carry the weight for just 4+ months with the mood swings and hormonal changes? huh What happened to your machismo?
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 5:50pm On Feb 06, 2008
By 4him
we are not too quick to get a woman pregnant . . . it just happens.
Lol, I said too quick because most Nigerian men are one minute riders unlike their Ghananian counterparts and according to you, most Naija men do not care whether their sex mate is satisfied or not as long as the one minute is over.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 5:46pm On Feb 06, 2008
Question To Nigerian men :
Would you have prefered God to make pregnancy transferable so that husbands and wives can share the 9 months gestation period 50/50?
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 5:30pm On Feb 06, 2008
Question:
Why are most men so quick to get a woman pregnant but very scared to go into the labour room with her? Are they not man enough to face the consequences of their actions?
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 5:28pm On Feb 06, 2008
Gender is not the defining issue or the problem with Nigerian politics; women are grossly under-represented no doubt, but correcting that alone will not solve our problems.
Thats the truth but our men has failed grossly both at home and in the government. Something should be done quick to help them step aside so that women can do what they know how to do best, management,
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome: Interview/Comments by hotfunmi(f): 5:26pm On Feb 06, 2008
I am dying at 28 years and need Pastor Chris to come pray over me to help me become delivered and holy spirit filled before it is too late. I sold my piano and can pay for Chris to come to Rochester NY for a few hours to pray for me.

Please someone help me in contacting him.

my email is corking@live.com
It's a pity to hear about your situation but I assure you that pastor chris is not God the healer. I know how you feel right now but if you can look up in heaven and ask God with an impeccable faith to heal you, you shall be made whole. Mark my words today, Chris oyakhilome can fail you over and over again but Jesus Christ can never ever fail you. I'll also be praying for you.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 5:16pm On Feb 06, 2008
your last question is not entirely accurate: i'm sure you know about Patricia Etteh - former speaker of the House of Reps.

she was elected speaker with the support of the ex-president, but what did she do? Go stealing and awarding contracts before the ink was dry on her swearing-in form. She showed us once and for all that women are just as susceptible to corruption as men are - there is absolutely no truth in believing Nigeria will turn into a paradise because of a woman if Pat's case is considered.
Pat Etteh is a swine and I don't think it's right to judge all Nigerian women from her actions just like we are not judging Nigerian men from Abacha. Why not talk of amazons like Dora Akunili or Ngosi iweala?
RomanceRe: Wife Beater by hotfunmi(f): 5:13pm On Feb 06, 2008
by osisi
The woman no get brothers and male relatives
If I were her,I'll "unleash" all my male clansmen to give him the beating of his life
That way when the case is being arbitrated,everyone will be speaking the same language of pain and suffering.
Lol, typical ibo style.
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 5:04pm On Feb 06, 2008
Thank you debosky but it seems 90% of men suffer from that ADD disease.



Question specifically to Nigerian men:

Why do they get goose flesh whenever the idea of a woman becoming the president or at least a governor in that yeye country? Why are they fighting tooth and nail to prevent women from getting there? Do they have an idea of how Nigeria will turn to a paradise if left for a woman to rule for just 1 year?
RomanceRe: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(op): 4:54pm On Feb 06, 2008
Question:
Why can't most men watch TV without flipping the remote 20 times in 1 minute?
RomanceRe: Askwomen.com by hotfunmi(f): 4:49pm On Feb 06, 2008
by sly
for the record T. . .this is now the way i think but its a proven fact that have no effects on me, iv realised long ago that women are just **************** let me leave that blank. . but as for what u said that i came up with my statistics without proven facts!!

[b]from a lots of surveys that was conducted, i hereby present to you these conclusions below!
1. Women tell the biggest lies which is very true!!!!!
2. There's plenty of opportunities and it is easier for them to cheat ( we all know that. . .so hotfm!!! please don't dispute the fact![/b]3. It might be easier for them to rationalize physical affairs and be guilt free
,  and let's not forget they love to portray us as the liars and cheaters and divert all attention away from them.

need i say more?   please let me know

cheers!!!!!!!
Boy, what in the world gave you this notion? women have the opportunity to cheat but rarely do because we understand and respect our partners besides, men have a tendency to commit murder when you cheat on them.

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