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FUNLOLA   AOFIYEBI

Is she not too old  for you? If you can manage aged  funlola, you can as well take Bukky Ajayi or Joke Silva.   Let me hook you up, try Dakore Eguson, Bimbo Akintola{most beautiful girl in Nollywood} or chioma chukukwa{I can't spell her last name} etc

mine is Tafa Balogun or OBJ

lmao; OBJ is manageable but pregnant Tafa? belle no dey fear you?

May God console them this trying period in Jesus name, Amen. We are so blessed 'weatherwise' in Naija that no severe weather comes from the sahara desert or hell fire  to kill people like this;May be it's the fervent prayers of christians scattered all over Nigeria that is interceding for us.

FEMA watched closely after deadly twisters
55 people killed across South; Bush to visit Tennessee, where 31 died

Local and state officials warned Wednesday that they would not tolerate a slow response from the federal government after the deadliest wave of tornadoes in a decade killed at least 55 people across the South, 31 of them in Tennessee alone.

President Bush planned a visit Friday to Tennessee, the hardest hit of five states where residents were trying to salvage what they could from homes reduced to piles of debris. More than 150 other people were injured, and thousands were left without power after as many as 50 twisters were reported in Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas and Alabama.

Sen. Mark Pryor, D-Ark., echoed the concerns of numerous government officials in the affected states when he recalled the sluggishness with which the Federal Emergency Management Agency responded to Hurricane Katrina in 2005. He told FEMA Director David Paulison on Wednesday that he would “not tolerate a slow reaction time.”

“FEMA must not use bureaucratic excuses to avoid helping Arkansans,” Pryor said in a letter to Paulison.

Bush promised that the federal government would step up to the plate this time, calling the governors of all five affected states and vowing to help “in any way we can.”

“This is a bad storm that affected a lot of people in a variety of states,” Bush said at a swearing-in ceremony for his new secretary of agriculture. “Our administration is reaching out to state officials.”

Michael Chertoff, secretary of the Homeland Security Department, which oversees FEMA, said he took the concerns seriously and was personally consulting with state officials to make sure they got what they needed.

Yes they can if they want to. Before you know it, this one go collect all his millions and  ruin his career. I don't know why men are slow learners, they only learn when you stick their head inside fire and they come out alive.

amen

Go Osi! Go Osi! Go Osi!

Now there is ma heart throb right there! All 261 pounds of the bearrrrrrrrriful creature. Too bad he was born in London.  Anyway, thank God for American food oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Make una no forget that "Gbaja BiAmilla" dude oooooooooooooooooh!

More grease to his nyash. My only regret about him is that he's dating  Vicki secretos Selita Ebanks. Why brothers look out for non African women surprise me, very soon now you go hear say Amobi dey chase Pun Hum Sim for nyash.
https://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/01/29/amd_ebanks.jpg
Selita Ebanks
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Selita_Ebanks.jpg/220px-Selita_Ebanks.jpg

Amobi is another hot Nigerian. That brother is hot.
https://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/headshot/O/K/O/OKO541722.jpg

No, I don't


NEXT!!!

Are you a man?

Anyway,
Question:
Do you support women to ascend popular Nigerian thrones like the Oba of Lagos, Ooni of Ife, Obi of onitsha, Oba of Benin etc in place of the traditional men that occupy it?

Lmao they don ban you again? 

No be that *gross* hoodrat who is on my ass because she wants David like I'm keeping him from her

Foolish child 

first it was "heffer" now she's arguing with me over "gross"

Girl no wan give up. anyway im going home.

Multiple ID, multiple personality. This one na [b]T[/b]rashy [b]O[/b]l' [b]H[/b]o

Complement is my belief.
Some people yes don't feel complete without their partners. . .
Not me! Don't need to be completed because i am already complete. . .it's a mental thing. .

Tell 'em girl.

Question:
Do you believe the popular street Nigerian quote by some men 'all hole na hole'?

brendan ayobadejo

Yep, up Naija!

Do you ever learn? Sorry to burst your hyper-active bubble but "gross" can be used as:
1. a noun
2. an adjective
3. a transitive verb.

Now stick to the topic!

I'm even dissapointed that you cannot see the k leg in the structure of that language and please, tell your _floozie that she needs to soft pedal on that egusi and iyan and drop 30lbs. Vegetables are not meant to be used as flowers.

By deloaded
When I was in secondary school, Biology was a requirement

Have things change that much?

It's  'have things chang[b]ed[/b] that much'.  Who wrote SSCE for you?

Also, you wrote:That's a gross way of describing the female body.

Start by reading lacombs english for preteens. You need to discover the difference between an adjective and a noun.

Men are visually stimulated. . .and technically the big butt takes NO part in Excretion, its the little valve-like opening called the anus/rectum that does, so technically it may be argued that the big butt serves a purpose similar to the peacock's tail, to provide evidence of sexual attraction.

Bottom line: its coded into the genes - an instinctive non controlled reaction

But that said, some like them bigger than others, I personally am not a big butt freak (sagging and excess flesh 10-20 years later ) so I prefer moderate sized behinds.

I seriously do not like it when men say that something cannot be controlled. The big butt issue is like the western media that portray anorexic women as the icon of beauty and that notion has been embedded in some men's DNA. Every human action can be controlled as long as you train the right stimulus.

Thanks to librulls we have 48.5m aborted between 1973 and 2006.

Iraq will come and go-the liberals gave us the far more bloodier Vietnam(54,000 dead Americans) and Korea(55,000 dead)-but the deleterious effects of liberal thinking-abortions,legalisation of gay marriages,wasteful welfarist policies-will always live with us.

Thanks a lot 4play. I detest Liberals like no other. I wanted a woman to lead America real bad but not at the risk of allowing a liberal do it.

Liberals are Evil!

Question:

Why do most men lose their heads over a woman with a big behind? Are those men aware that the so called 'big behinds' does not even take part in sex and it's merely for excretion? How do you lose your head over that?

anatomy of the female gravel pit.

Sorry for the distraction. I repeat, the anatomy is the same and your quest for variety is in the mind and that problem is engineered by the devil. Can you throw more light on why you think it's different?

Nigerian guys no give am look so she has to settle for Ghanian monkeys. Rofl

HEIFER, when you get to my age, you can only dream of looking HALF as good

She keeps saying she doesnt "have time to reply", she doesnt "need to reply" yet she continues to do so. slowpoke.

Ehm, did the Naija guys that give you face also tell you that you need to lose about 30lbs?

gimme a break! Why must all threads degenerate into another 12yr old snowfight?
Less mudslinging please, its frankly not worth the effort. At least she has the courage to put her own picture online.

o boy, don't be fooled by pictures you see online. Wait until you see the monkey loaded chic. I bet you she needs the gym like a cancer patient in need of chemo.

By 4Him
No wonder you hang around public farting, one minute men! they are all as old as McCain.

Once again, Liberals Suck!. I can't wait to see them cry come november.

4Him
actually the answer to that question is a resounding YES

They are anatomically the same. Your mind is obviously playing games on you.

By DReloaded
Rofl This thread is funny AND embarrassing all at once.

Children sha abi "heffers" de ni

Why should I waste my time reading this jibberish from an overweight broad that is probably going through pre menstrual syndrome.

You refused to answer my question - what is the source of your assertions? Is it personal experience with Ghanaian, Ivorien and Nigerian men that have led you to the conclusion that we are the worst?

The number of Naija guys I see that are out of shape.

But don't worry, my masculinity is very secure in my personal performance whether 'naija men' are good or not, last I checked, [s]there is no green white green on my yekini  [/s]   I have trained it well and its performance is SUPERB

LMAo, thanks for making me smile today.

What are the crazy Republicans thinking voting for the old man McCain, I can't believe McCain is now the front runner for the republican party. This is a very sad night for my old party "Republican party" One of my biggest idols and the poster child for the republican party Ann Coulter the other day on Fox News said she would vote for Hillary before she supports McCain. Very Very sad night for America

Why? I support the GOP and always wanted McCain anyway. Liberals suck!

Rememember 9/11? That saw no race, color, religion or sex

They do. What happens to their patrotism whenever they support Europeans to win a sport over their fellow Americans because of color?. Floyd mayweather recently suffered that fate in Las Vegas after Serena Williams.

1/1000?  I disagree. naija guys represent here all the time. Check out  Amobi Okoye,Emeka Okafor, Adewale Agbaje, Chet Anekwe, Chiwetel Ejofor and thousands more in the NFL,hollywood,IT,NBA etc. Check Amobi http://www.nfl.com/players/amobiokoye/profile?id=OKO541722.


Also check out football greats like[b] N.D. Kalu[/b] and Samkon Gado http://www.houstontexans.com/tv/index.asp?mm_file_id=1585&play_clip=Y

I really don't need some bushrat telling me how to spell urban american slangs.

Did you even pass high school english? First, you thought heffer meant heifer and now it's the plural slang. When did that word grow an 's'? It's slang and not slangs.

Again, local trollop, there's no such thing as "heffer". You'd think you'd be able to spell your name correctly. It's hiefer, both the cow and your name. I really don't need some bushrat telling me how to spell urban american slangs. Ok? Thanks.

It's a pity how some people feel too big to accept their errors. She prolly have beeen using that  'word' from the english perspective. Heffer is an urban  slang and not an engish word. It's like writing Naija as Niger. Just say you didn't know.

82-yrs-old Black Stars fan offers Agogo wife

AN 82-year-old fan of Ghanaian striker, Manuel Junior Agogo, has offered his "very beautiful grand-daughter" to Agogo in appreciation of his role in the Black Stars' Nations Cup performance.




Agogo scored the only goal of the match when Ghana beat Namibia at the group stage of the competition and scored the winning goal against Nigeria in Sunday's 2-1 victory of the Stars.

The old man, who only gave his name as Nana, told Agogo, "I came here last night with my very beautiful grand-daughter to introduce her to you.

"She is not here with me now because she wanted to pick something from town Son, when she comes, she is all yours," he added.

Amazed at the comments of the old man, Agogo laughed loud and remarked, "Thank you very much, I appreciate that and I am waiting to see her.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/feb/6/7.html