₦airaland Forum

spikedcylinder:
Why do I have to bloody click on anything?

Bole-Kaja:
After using my hand to lick pepper soup, i fingered her with that pepper soup hand! It really felt good seeing her jump up and down screaming, complaining and crying all through the night I think bitc***hes under 40 should go through this kind of thing once in their life!

My greast fantasy would be attempting to put a hot boiling ring into her Vagina as a stimulant or Love Machine!

Bole-kaja, i think u are a sick human being to do that with a boiling ring, u want to copy those retards and killers in the UNI thtat did the same thing to a female student years back, she died from it, Gosh this thread was funny until I saw yours,, u sick SOB

tonye-t:
how it happened: nepa took light, and the day was still dark so i couldnt really see well, so i took this thing and wore on me, and it was so soft, in rush i thought it was maybe the water i did not wipe from my yansh, as i got into the car, men it was as dou i wear woman for my body, i couldnt really understand, until i reach office, go toilet con see am, men i shout for the toilet , fellow colleagues think say my prick fall for inside toilet
men i hate thinking of that day
ask me what happened next: i threw that stuff only Gaaad knows where, and for the first time in my life i wore a suit trousers without boxers nor panties, men it was hell, when the d**ck kick na trouble
^{sighs and leaves here laughing}

crazykid:
He's a prayer worrior so he doesn't believe in Val's day.

amstel:
the looser said he was busy looking for a val present that he didn't realize it was past 12 mid night.

DaPhoenix:
Sometimes, you just can't get to an agreement.

sistawoman:
I agree as well.

When i was younger I would argue and argue and argue. Now I would just rather get it over and done with and reach an agreement about it and keep it moving.

Takes too much energy to be right. Plus men and women speak different languages and could be saying the same thing but two different ways.

sistawoman:
You then belong to the not most group.

I[b] have read countless times here that women in Nigeria are held under thier husbands thumb because of finances. That they swollow and take it all because they cant make the money he makes, they cant support thier families w/o him and that they are not worth thier weight in gold if they dont stay and fight for thier husbands after he cheats. When the catch him cheating they should look to see where they are lacking and pray.[/b]
That my dear is utter bullshit. No daughter of mine will ever be taught that her self-esteem is to be sacroficed to please/keep her man. No daughter of mine will be kept in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant unless that is her choice. No daughter of mine will not learn the lesson of having your own cash that hubby knows nothing about stashed away.

So when I say "most men" here would be offended if thier woman lived by the above I mean those men w/o morals or at least a different set of morals then they want thier wives to live by. It is almost as if Nigerian men have this seperate book of laws for thier behavior vs thier wifes behavior.

JMO

sparta:
It can either be good or bad depends on who your spouse is. I know every little detail about my sweethearts pay from monthly salary to benefits and all., infact i run his account. We both work in financial institutions and for privacy sake he moves his cash into my custody. Infact when his ATM CARD expired for a while he moved all his funds into my account and i still manage the funds. Not just that i carry his atm card around and do most of his withdrawals for him. I have never touched a kobo without his permission and he respects me a lot for this. There is no amount he can not entrust into my care because he knows am not greedy and am content with my pay even tho its not even half of what he earns. He also has unrestricted acess to my funds too. If your spouse can prove him/herself worthy then its ok otherwise don't even think about it

peeceelove:
1. You open all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapping.
2. You call a person you've never met before,uncle or aunt. 3. More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in your home are illegal copies.
4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, just in case you need it
someday. (a gum boot without a partner and the baby walker - baby's now 12 and you are 48).
5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle from your stays at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart, African pride, ).
6. You have almost always carried overweight baggage when travelling by plane.
7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximum quantity possible. (Sugar,
soap, rice, cooking fat etc during old good days).
8. All children have annoying nick names. i.e Bomboy, Dada, Tikay, Dankwa, baby etc 9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are coming over for a visit. (Uncle, wife, sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbor) have camped at home.
10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks at restaurants. (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!)
11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and does not talk to her for 10 years.
12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at night.
13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at the airport or see you off even if it is a local flight.
14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provide because the first month is free. (I know some people O!, ).
15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your home. (Yes, staple machine, office pins, punches machine, cello tapes, post-its, etc.).
16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer.


funny but with an iota of truth Cheers

davidylan:
if i were your mother i'd whip you with koboko until u cant sit for a week. Naughty thing . . . go and do ur homework. When i was ur age i needed a dictionary to figure out what a girl friend was.