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body language really. . . like it or not, when 2 pple start having sex, their body language and the way they look at each other chnages. . . u just hav to watch out for these changes

I honestly find threads like this very disgusting. . .  what is so terrible about nigeria that a human being will put themselves through all this all to stay abroad? U r talking of God and still mentioning fake passport and fake age and fake everything. . . do u honestly expect God to ans ur prayers with all this ur backyard and iilegal moves? 

can u imagine the nerve of this small boy. . . askin if my father is wealthy. . . rubbish!

11. Find his secret  pleasure spots and build up anticipation. This isn’t as hard as it sounds, keep ur hands roaming stroking and teasing. . . by his moans u’ll knw when u hit a spot. Common ones for most men r the ears, nipples, chest and backstroke around the privates area but at all costs u should avoid going for his privates

12. The kiss.  When u finally kiss him, do so long, deep and hard. . . let the kiss tell of how much u want him. Be sure to include some playfulness, nibble on his lips, earlobes, fingers, toes and any extremity u can think of (except d privates)

13. The strip tease.  U should only do this when u r sure u r ready to go all the way. . . u don’t need to dance or even move away from him. Just slowly  and sensually take off ur cloths while he watches. Keep eye contact at all times and rmber to smile, show him how much u r enjoying doing this for him

14. Whisper in his ear tell him of how he makes u feel, what u want to do to him, Guys like to hear that they are wanted just as much as girls do. From here on anything goes (i  hope tips r not needed for what comes after  )

on a final note
the secret to a good seduction is to not over-do it or it comes off as very tacky. . . rmbr less is more, let his imagination do its work.

na wa oh. . . all this for jenny. . . is this how u kids show love these days?

8. Erotic dancing. This isn’t applicable to all situations but if u can, do it. There is great power in dancing as men r very visually stimulated. He gets to appreciate every inch of ur body without actually seeing it. Dance slowly and sensually, eyes closed thoroughly enjoying urself. Touching yourself occasionally while doing this is sure to paint a very vivid picture in his mind.

9. Ignore him for a little while. Put some distance between u, walk away but not completely out of sight. . . keep ur demeanour d same but don’t pay him so much attention. The idea here is to prevent him from being seduced. U r also giving him time to fantasise about what is to come. Men generally love d chase and by now u hav successfully made urself prize game, so sit back let him come get u girl!

10. Offer him a massage to help break down physical barriers. He may still be a little shy or may need some more encouragement. . Talk to him, and let him know you like him. Guys like to hear that they are wanted just as much as girls do. If he has a slim or medium build, say how strong he is. If he is not so smart, tell him how smart he is (at the right time). Say that it feels good when he holds you. Also, just listen to him.

5. Show ur interest   keep ur body language open, show unclenched hands, sit with a slight arch on ur lower back. . .  play with ur hair, smile at him, touch him accidentally. . . listen intently to what he has to say and laugh at his jokes. . . make eye contact.The eyes are said to be windows to the soul, and you want to make sure he knows you're trying to get inside his soul. Talk only about the present moment in short simple statements

6. Tease and be flirty.  Keep eye contact. Let ur eys tell him what u want and how u r going to go about getting it, lean in and show some cleavage. ,  Touch him lightly while u talk, all d while keeping eye contact. . . let ur thigh brush up against his. . . wet and bite ur lips frm time to time while staring at his lips. be mysterious, dont say too much only enough to keep him interested

7. Touch yourself  lol . . .not in a naughty way, innocently rub ur neck or run ur hands up ur leg. . . u r drawing attention to these parts of ur body, subtling showing him what to expect. My favourite trick is to lean in close (usually under the guise of sharing some juicy gossip) take a whif of his scent and close ur eyes for a second, like his smell gets u so hot. Open ur eyes and smile apologetically while gently stroking ur neck 

1. Be super confident.
Get a make over, do anything that makes u feel and look good. Nothin is sexier than knowing u look good, knwing what u want and going for it. Let go of all d baggage and inhibitions. . . enjoy urself

2. Pick the location. Create d right ambience. . . dim d lights, soft music, get rid of all potential distractions, eg turn off cell phones . don’t forget the power of scents. Ur perfume is ur signature and u want it imprinted in his mind. A few drops in a burning candle will leave d room smelling like u and wrapped all around him.

3. Dress up: rmbr less is more. . . show some skin but hide a lot more. A soft fabric like silk or satin will be pleasurable for both of u. . . it gently caresses the skin, teasing him with what lays underneath. And when strokes u, it amplifies the pleasure for u and is a huge turn on for him.

4. The walk walk tall, confident, with a good swagger. . . it wld help if u walk in time to a beat, preferably whatevers playing in d background. A good trick is to sway ever so slightly as u walk. . . ur movements shd be like poetry in motion that shd keep him captivated

I cant keep my mouth shut oh. . . i say everything thats on my mind as i am thinking it. . . gotten me into a few scrapes in d past but at least u knw where u r with me at all times

1. What time did you get up this morning? 9:00
2. Diamonds or pearls? pearls
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? wanted
4. What is your favorite TV show? Friends, Family Guy, CSI
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? cereal
6. What is your middle name? Umo
7. What food do you dislike? pickles
8. What is your favorite CD at moment? James Morrison - Songs for You, Truths for Me  
9. What kind of car do you drive? Camry XLE
10. Favorite sandwich? tuna, ham salad
11. What characteristic(s) do you despise? deception
12. Favorite item of clothing? pyjama bottoms
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you
go? venice
14. Favorite brand of clothing? Rock Rebel
15. Where would you retire to? Nigeria or sum island somewhere
16. What was your most recent memorable birthday? my birthdays hav always been shit
17. Favorite sport to watch? Basketball or American football
18. Furthermost place you are sending this? N/A
19. Person you expect to send it back first? N/A
20. When is your birthday? May 15
21. Are you a morning person or a night person? Night
22. What is your shoe size? size 6 for pumps and 7 for boots
23. Pets? Cat
24. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? Nah, my life has been very uneventful and unexciting
25. What did you want to be when you were little? An Architect
26. How are you today? Very Cranky.
27. What is your favorite candy? haribos
28. What is your favorite flower? black roses
29. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? 27th of december
30. What is your favorite pastime? lying buried beneath d duvet watching a movie or reading a good book. . . dancing
31. What are you listening to right now? Guns n Roses - sweet child o' mine
32. What was the last thing you ate? pizza
33. Do you wish upon a star? Nope
34. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Red
35. How is the weather right now? cold
36. The first person you spoke to on the phone today? a friend
37. Favorite drink? Apple Martini or plain apple juice
38. Favorite restaurant? havnt pick one out yet
39. Real hair color? don't know, black i guess
40. What was your favorite toy as a child? Barbie
41. Summer or winter? Winter
42. Hugs or kisses? Hugs
43. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
44. Coffee or tea? Coffee
45. Do you want your friends/family to respond to this game? Not really  
46. When was the last time you cried? this afternoon
47. What is under your bed? intimacy gadgets
48. What did you do last night? Clean my room
49. What are you afraid of? Failure
50. Salty or sweet? sweet
51. How many keys on your key ring? 3.
52. How many years at your current job? unemployed
53. Favorite day of the week? Sundays
54. How many towns have you lived in? 8
55. Do you make friends easily? No
56. How many people will you send this to?  

u say u r not after her fathers money but her fathers money is the most important criteria for meeting this girl. . . u sound very confused oh

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=198576.msg3119822#msg3119822 date=1227298548]This was the first thread Did I mention that she asked Danke to walk out seven times  [/quote]https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

u carry monicaa matter for head oh. . . u b real busy body oh. . . lol

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=198576.msg3119803#msg3119803 date=1227298209]Ahaa haaaa. . . . . .I see.
Now i understand why u have been throwing tantrums.
Ma advice: Get few bottles of Alize and knock yourself out. [/quote]tantrums? me? . . . u must be mistaken dude

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=198576.msg3119794#msg3119794 date=1227298000]Feel sorry for yourself, abeg!!!
Whatz with all these knee-jerk reactions??[/quote]PMS

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=198576.msg3119736#msg3119736 date=1227297261]Pay no attention to these ladies.
Many of them take more BS from their partners.
Hold on to your man TIGHTLY.
Good men are HARD to find.[/quote]thats ur def of a good man right? how sad, i feel so sorry for ur girlfriend  

Cipriani:
@poster

I am handsome, nice, heterosexual and always make the first move. I can post you my record of the number of ex I have

and this means your statement is still a hypothesis and not a theory.

Go do more research and field survey

lol. . . see cv

just so u knw sha, boasting about a large number of exes doesnt look good for a potential Mr Right!

[quote author=*osisi link=topic=198576.msg3119677#msg3119677 date=1227296231]more sex?[/quote]nah. . . i meant if its becos of d sex she is still hanging on, then she shd go out and meet more pple, good sex isnt hard to find


[quote author=*osisi link=topic=198576.msg3119691#msg3119691 date=1227296472]The whole thing is over rated jo.
Nigeria is a country of over 100 million people perhaps about 25 million young men.
There are millions that can do exactly what he does and millions that can do it better with better apparatus sef.
I say she should move on[/quote]my sentiments exactly

tope2000:
Excatly, there has to be a time where you have to say enough is enough
I wonder when she would have enough
Monicaa, is the SEX that GOOD

if na only becos of sex, then she really needs to get out more

[quote author=*osisi link=topic=198576.msg3119628#msg3119628 date=1227295548]ewooooooo
she's had similar threads before ?
then why am I wasting my precious pieces of advice?[/quote]https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/21.gif

i was wonderin at what point u became d understanding agony aunt  

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=198576.msg3119570#msg3119570 date=1227294450]It's the same guy, she just has a problem of letting go which is understandable [/quote]I don't see anything that understandable in this matter

she came crying to us twice befor and many people were sayin d same thing. . . "leave him!" but sheno hear. . . now she has yet another complain about d guy we all assumed she was done with!

abeg monicaa we r sick and tired of hearing of ur relationship issues. . . u obviously hav no respect for yourself or u wldnt be allowing some man to be giving u hypertension and making act like u hav no sense.

whats d point of askin for advice if u hav no use for it?  

tope2000:
Monicaa, you have went back to the same yeye guy again?

lol
ask am oh

KarmaMod:
Ok Its cute for a child and a grandmother suffering from dementia

Ouch! harsh! lol

chika98:
I need to learn one or two things from you then.

that can be arranged


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=39188.msg3119522#msg3119522 date=1227293556]Are u sure i don't know?? It's a cat n mouse game.
Don't rest on your laurels.[/quote]honey. . . i knw u want a piece of this but u cant keep making up things in ur head. . . its not healthy

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=198328.msg3119558#msg3119558 date=1227294279]U must be smoking woolies if u think that is pleasing to the eye. [/quote]olodo

cute doesnt hav to be pleasing to the eye

Monicaa:
@meexteriox

Thanks for ur understanding, It seems u were the only one that understand from a matured perspective and Chika98. As for the others, I don't know what to say, U can only talk if U've been there but if not, I guess I'm the only one that knows wats up! n would handle it by God's grace.

enough with d drama jor. . . folk r just curious, afterall u came here crying about ur boyfriend that cheated and it was assumed it was all over. this was only a couple of weeks ago so how is it possible that u r already having problems with ur new boyfriend? and where did u find d time to get a new boyfriend seeing as u were threatening to kill urself over d old one

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=198328.msg3119458#msg3119458 date=1227292517]Cute?? The word "CUTE" has to be the most mis-used word on this forum.
Question is. . . . .Who is the BRIDE??[/quote]see how u happily display ur shallowness. . . its cute that they found each other & r happy

KarmaMod:
Actually it means watch yourself/watch your tongue

I still nominate "oh my days" as the worst one.

really?

i kind of like it, esp when my 14 month old nephew says it. . .  so cute

chika98:
Hmmm how does that work??

its kind of complicated but what what essentially happens is u find him, u groom him and when u r ready u turn on d switch _{all without his knowledge mind}

chika98:
I think it is a new man.

that quick eh? and already with problems too. . .

is it a new man or the same one who she's been begging even tho he cheated on her continuously?

chika98:
How come he doesn't? Is this a one-sided thing?

nah. . . he loves me and worships the ground i walk on _{he just doesnt realise it yet}

I'm not ready for him yet. . . in due time all will be revealed

I have already found my mr. right _{he just doesnt knw it yet}

so all dat is irrelevant