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MrCrackles:
probably 11!

sounds about right!

[quote author=mona-marie link=topic=184748.msg2957167#msg2957167 date=1224267298]recently i just got to know about different kind of abortions ,and i was horrified
as i read it , i couldnt believe that someone would actually consider doing such a thing i.e kill their own child and put their lives on the line.apart from you dying you may never be able to hav children again,,
to make my point clear and for special effect , i wuld describe one of the methods, [my source is google in case some people may question the authenticity of this information]
i can't quiete remember the name [i would go back and check the name and type it in later]
it involves injectin salt or saline solution into the womb through the abdomen an then the baby dies by chemical peeling and is then delivered dead,
think about it would you ever consider this, ?[/quote]How old are u?

the girl is 15 yrs old and yet she says she had been with the guy for many yrs. . .

how many yrs is many if i may ask?

a hug and a kiss? yes. . . even advisable

handling? hell no, u might even traumatise d kids

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Like him carrying your tinsy winsy purse
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Exactly!

igwe 1:
I don't agree with you in that line.
If i gave u and u did not show enough appreciation.I will find it interesting to give u next time, in short will simple mark you insatiable only b/c you can afford it.
pure arrogance not even rude.

I agree, good manners dictates u r grateful for every gift not becos of what it is or who its from but becos of d sentiment behind it

independence is not only about being able to buy yourself stuff, its also about being able to do things for yourself. . . not needing a man to change a light bulb, a fuse or a tire, being able to handle business negotiatons for yourself, being able to fight ur own battles

MrCrackles:
6 emails? wow, dude must be really Hot!!
Deal with him HR!

Unfortunately he is too weird for me. . . He called an angel for chrissakes!

server34:
LOL. Wats wrong wit the guy? I think he's soooo romantic.

no wonder there r many guys on this forum seeking "true friends" and asking what to do to get a girl

MrCrackles:
@Poster

A chance to make a fool of yourself or a chance to scam HR Hotness?!

_{o fe lu omo o'lomo ni jibiti obo}!

definitely the former, he cant find me to scam. . . yeye boy!

he sent me 6 emails between saturday and this morning. . .

this had better be some kind of joke oh, because it is pretty depressing to think that i attract these kinds of pple

Call The Police - James Morrison

i hav had to handle a couple of NOs and both times d guys changed their minds and came back to beg. . . apparently the idea that a girl made d first move was difficult to handle 

When i say No i absolutely mean HELL NO!

vampire heart - H.I.M.

ther r times, really late at night, when its completely silent and i am lying in my bed. . i think i can just about hear a very faint ticking. . . thats d closest i've come to hearig a biological clock.

my mum had me at 30 and my bro at 33 so i reckon i've got a little more time left

Ten Thousand Fists - Disturbed

nymphetamins - cradle of filth

iceblue:
ahh ahhnn rumors don begin fly!

it's a tradition common among the calabar/efik people (that general geographic area sha)
and it involves the seclusion of a girl who is about to get married (she has already chosen her hubby or vice versa).
they feed her with rich food to make her put on weight, teach her how to cook, keep her home clean et c. she also takes modelling classes (i.e. how to catwalk for her man ). the only downside is putting on weight. very few (if any) still go through the ritual today.

i mean, she can only take a week off from work to prepare for the trad wedding, even if she's interested, who has time to go to the fathouse?

true
the main focus of this to to teach the girl how to be a proper wife and to beautify her in preperation for the wedding. . .

she isnt allllowed to do anything and she gets massaged with special oisl twice a day to beautify her skin .

the weight gain is as a result of the rich diet and lack of work, it also shows prospective suitors that she is well taken care of and not from an underprivilaged home

not all of them r. . . depends largely on their environment, education and background

Audioslave - I am the highway

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=131978.msg3063712#msg3063712 date=1226281369]Mix it with some other "flowery" lotion. But it makes the skin softer sha[/quote]i dont do flowery either. . . but i do hear its pretty good. aloe gels mixed in my lotion sorts out my skin texture issues tho

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=131978.msg3063692#msg3063692 date=1226280259]Cocoa butter works.[/quote]cant stand d smell tho. . .

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=153954.msg3063684#msg3063684 date=1226279964]Some of you should watch Dr 90210 to find out what a plastic surgery entails that would probably make up your mind to go for it or not but ladies please if you have big jugs there is no reason to reduce it ok [/quote]swthrt, Dr90210 is precisely d reason i hav resolevd to get plastic surgery

my list of things i hav to get done r

1. breast enlargemnt (as earlier started)
2. the G-shot  
3. brow-lift
4. butt enhancement

wow, i completely forgot about this thread, good to knw its still on. . .

ajilete:
HR Hotness
Do you know wher i can get clinique products from in Lagos? Many thanks

hope u were able to find a plce that sells them cuz i dont knw any shops off th etop of my head that sell them

BlockCemnt:
@Ajebota & HRH

Thanks! I am going to take ur advice & start today!

Wow!

u r very welcome. . .

Ifygurl:
Gurl i don't do all that. I used to use chemical for my skin but right now i stopped.
In the morning i wash my face with regular soap and at night i do the same thing. It's doing wonders for my skin.

taking care of ur skin doesnt hav to involve d use of chemicals. . . tthere are many products availabel made entirely from natural ingredients

whatever90:
infact me i died and woke up, just couldnt wait to know who d winner's going to be

lol

oh i knw who was going to win i just cldnt wait to see d numbers get to 270. . . i was literally clock watching. . . ooooh but it would be so lush if i can get a chance to stroke his *coughs* ego 

anyways back to topic

emotional satisfaction with men has to do with being their friend and companion. . . . men r like babiesyes but they shdnt be mothered so obviously.

DavidDylan:
Men are talking about Obama women are busy talking of emotional needs . . . do we need to explain the gender gap any better?

Obama almost gave me an anxiety attack ystrday and didnt let me sleep. , .  time for more relaxing  topics  

[quote author=ever_green link=topic=85125.msg3043210#msg3043210 date=1225906829]faint n puke

God Almighty, what is the world turning into [/quote]shdnt that be puke then faint. . .

technically when u hav fianted u r uncounsious so no puking possible

whatever90:
don't mind them their pride wont let them

smtimes they say we women love attention,i really laff when i read stuffs like that,because men love attention like hell(as long as its not suffocating),they can die for it,but will never admit it

thats their ego talking. . .

the trick is to learn to stroke their egoes, make em feel like the best thing ever and they'll be purring like kittens  

[quote author=SL$$K link=topic=192035.msg3043143#msg3043143 date=1225906164]@hr hotness

wetin be ur own'[/quote]u're makin a fool outta urself bruv  

B.T.W, girls r temperamental becos it is our prerogative  

whatever90:
this poster na mumu ooo,

I agree. . . .lol

i never knew there were new swear words in the dictionary oh. . .

see as he don disgrace him family with senseless thread