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TravelRe: Dv 2012 Applicants Interview by http(m): 4:15am On Feb 20, 2012
Why does it take her long to get the passport needed in the first place? she must be there with her passport ready, even if the medical is not ready, they will only re-schedule her interview again, but she must appear on thefirst interview or else, she will blame herself.

I don't know anything about Abuja as regard getting police report, all i know is that of lagos.

The U.S embassy use Kamoras Hospital in Muri-Okunola street Victoria-Island, Lagos.
She can get the Police report in Alagbon beside Passport office in Obalende, former Fedral sect.
On the Support paper, the person that will host her here in the states can help to get the paper or someone can jointly support her, but that must be done very fast. I wish her all the best in the Interview, let her appear for the Interview with the passport, its a must cos she has alot of time beween when she was notified as winner and when she got the interview date.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Ex-leader, Buhari Ejected Over Unpaid N20m Rent by http(m): 6:03pm On Feb 14, 2012
Kinikini:
If Nigerians were to repeat the 2011 presidential election today, they will still make the same silly decision. It is obvious that too many Nigerians are not smart despite the claim to being educated.

When you glorify looters, and cast aspersions on men who stand for integrity, what you get as a nation is what we have in Nigeria. I alway say the failure of Nigeria is collective one. If this is the way followers think majorly, then it is no surprise the leaders are morons.
You're on point,
RomanceRe: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by http(m): 2:57am On Feb 06, 2012
i have bookmarked this thread, walahi angry angry angry angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Postion Do U Sleep by http(m): 2:03am On Feb 06, 2012
hehehehe! well i sleep in this order: 6,8,9,5,4 and finally 10. without 10, i will not dream grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Owerri The Cleanest City In Nigeria by http(m): 1:30am On Feb 06, 2012
Owerri or Calabar, na you sabi that one but recently Owerri dey carry the flag in terms of tenage prostitution headquarters in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: 8 Signs Of A Bad Relationship by http(m): 1:27am On Feb 06, 2012
Relationship bla bla bla is overated, can't we live alone? Haba! grin

singing "na my life o! na my life o!"
RomanceRe: Why Would You Consider A Second Wife ? by http(m): 1:18am On Feb 06, 2012
woodcook:
The day I look at my wife and I really don't dig what I see any more am going to take the next avaliable train. Next train not to take a second wife but to start a new marriage with a new brand wify. grin grin grin grin grin
This got me rolling on the floor grin grin grin
SportsRe: Super Bowl XLVI: Giants Vs Patriots by http(m): 1:13am On Feb 06, 2012
Tim Tebow all the way grin
RomanceRe: Why Would You Consider A Second Wife ? by http(m): 10:15pm On Feb 05, 2012
If ever i come back to this world, never will i marry angry
Imagine dealing with people that 80% of there action is control not by brain but hormones.
Never in my 2nd life if any.
RomanceRe: Girls: Do You Like Hairy Men? by http(m): 5:10pm On Feb 03, 2012
Hairy is good only for men, women, hehehehe no no no, but wait my boi of 2 and half years is hairy so tee, we have to cut his hair everyweek, any advice?
BusinessRe: $600,000 Stolen In Raid Of Bureau De Change At Airport by http(m): 5:06pm On Feb 03, 2012
@ Jakumo lol grin you must be one dude on local gins or weedily world when reporting ur case grin

another fresh air at the airport abi?
FamilyRe: Will You Buy A Toy Gun For Your Child? by http(m): 9:09pm On Feb 01, 2012
Am not into toy guns cos it doesn't make sense to me especially around my son.

I went home to find out that my son has a toy gun, i frowned at my wife for accepting a toy gun for my son, she said he is just a kid, now the boi has graduated to making guns from anything, even a slice of bread angry
IslamRe: Kuwaiti Prince Abdullah al-Sabah Converted To Christianity by http(m): 10:35pm On Jan 23, 2012
@ Poster, i don't know what you intend to gain from this news, are you feeling better now? cos this hatred will do you no good about Islam, do your thing and allow others to do theirs, i think you are being mischievous  about the story.

Pls keep to your right if you know am wrong, stop spreading hate and unprofitable news into your life, your salvation is in your hand; so work on it, as if you are sure of gaining heaven.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Christians, Yoruba Muslims. . . .what Is That? by http(m): 4:19am On Jan 22, 2012
This Tribal thing dey sell well well! na hot cake for Nigeria. Anyway regard Yoruba identity, am a Yoruba first, a Nigeria and a Muslim, from a Xtian father and a Muslim mother, i marry a Xtian and give no shit about what you think about me. wink

I love my family cos we are diverse in everything you can think of, i have Muslim and Xtian cousin, uncles, sister-in-law, relatives and what-have-you. That is one thing that can't be taking from us, Yoruba are one entity grin
FashionRe: Wedding Dress Of The Month! by http(m): 12:38am On Jan 22, 2012
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=851778.msg10018952#msg10018952 date=1327188576]I love it. It's absolutely beautiful. Stunning dress!

Who wouldn't want to look like a white Onion on their special day?  cheesy No one! Kudos to her and her special designer.
Thumbs up to her husband for holding his laughter all through the service. Gorgeous dress.


I wonder if it was a dare though.  undecided "Wear this white broom, in exchange for one million dollars."
[/quote]I hate it angry so u don't mind looking like a onion abi? babe i gbadun u wella, u can't surprise me Hmmm! grin
PoliticsRe: Labour Calls Off Strike! by http(m): 7:17pm On Jan 16, 2012
Nigerian loose again angry cry cry
PoliticsRe: Protesters Defy Soilders At Ojota Picture Inside by http(m): 1:08pm On Jan 16, 2012
I hope this situation will mot be like the Jews escaping Nazist killers, i remember "escape from Sobibor" Nigerian, our future is in our hands,

Keep it coming, God is with us.
Car TalkRe: V6 Fuel Economy On Long Distance Journey (Lagos - Abuja) by http(m): 6:05am On Dec 01, 2011
Most V6 cars perform well on highway compare to driving in the cities. Since i started using my Dodge RAM 2500 to travel, its being trouble for me driving cars again cos that RAM na confirm RAM for Salah grin the Monter truck too like highway so tee travel don enter my blood now, I move from 0 to 100MPH in less than 10sec, God i always look back as if say na superman fly me comot from my position grin Men there is nothing like V8 engine.
PoliticsRe: Can Nigeria Become A Developed Country? by http(m): 12:01am On Nov 23, 2011
Am not interested in whatever they called develop, what i want is the quality of life of Nigerians to improve, when we have basic things of life, power, water, shelter, security of life and property, good health care, good infrastructures, good education, then every other things in whatever manner you want to call it will set in place; all this will be provided by Good people who have a common goal, cos if there is no common goal, nothing will happen.
All i want is the quality of life of an average Nigerian to Improve. when we stop thinking of what to eat daily, we will reach our goal and even surpass it.

All these gbagboss lies with people who are civilized enough, not animals in human skin.
Christianity EtcRe: Am Beginning To Lose Faith In Islam: Boko-haram Caused It by http(m): 10:47pm On Nov 22, 2011
Eku IPOLOWO OJA, Enough Advert.

@ Poster, am sure you are not a kid, you have a right to choose what you want in ur life including religion; you are responsible for your heaven or hell, decide where you are going to, If you find yourself in Hell, you can't blame your parent cos they will testify against you reward bringing you up in Islam.

You make your bed and pls sleep well in it. Am not here to preach Islam to you cos i know alot of lazy Muslims out there that can't think and reason for themselve interm of what God want for them and what is the reason for their existence.

I know my reason and that is to serve Allah, my parent are from the 2 religion so i am been in both actively and when i was old enough, i pray for direction; and i can tell you, Islam is made for me, and i thank Allah for giving me that favour of knowning the truth.

Am not in Islam for my parent sake, am there cos i found Islam. Alot of us are in either religion cos that is the only one we know and used to, so if you are truthful regard your problem with Islam, definitely you have lost it cos its a favour from Allah to be a Muslim, not terrorist; i mean a true Muslim.

If your Islam is about peoples conviniences or perception of you, then you are nothing but a hypocrite and they are the lowest of all being created.

Remember, you are responsible for your Heaven or Hell, so choose.
RomanceRe: How Do I Regain Control Or My Relationship by http(m): 8:16pm On Nov 21, 2011
Like i use to pray everyday, God pls provide for me cos i never want to experience poverty, no job cos i know that is a turn off on ladies, not that i make this prayer inorder to feel protected, its the fact, majority of ladies love for money and security.

What do you think ladies usually says when you toast them? I will think about it even if she likes you alot; what are they thinking about? am i better of with him, can he provide for me, can i be reasonably okay financially, that is how they think. They only know what they are eating, alot of them have this fish brain in default.

@ poster, concentrate on your life and free urself of the dead weight, u will be glad you did, most ladies are scavengers looking for carcass; i really don't know if there is any integrity in most of them, haba! why must you relly on someone else for your survival.
RomanceRe: Role Of Giving In Relationships. . . by http(m): 8:59am On Nov 20, 2011
I have being giving all my life and now i want to experience how STINGINESS feels like, atleast let me be selfish once in my life angry

I am a gbosgbos giver, i don't know if i even like myself, i give, give, give grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: How Can Nigerian Youth Help With Nigeria Rapid Development? by http(m): 8:51am On Nov 20, 2011
Send monies from abroad, since we cannot live in naija peacefully as a citizen, afterall, the monies from abroad hold the economy if there is any economy in Nigeria,
Christianity EtcRe: Evangelism In Public Buses Is Madness by http(m): 8:42am On Nov 20, 2011
KINGwax:
The BAST.ARDS are FORKEN INFERIOR, they alwys feel cheated by the christians so they wanna speak up unnecessarilly even when it doesn't make sense. And well, of course they are, alwys copying the ways of the true one, first they stopped from jst singing to using instrumentals, then to mosques on sundays, then night vigils and now revivals. They jst wanna prove they also can. It's so inferior and fake! Now they're killing innocent people in the name of their fake religion. how come no SENSIBLE muslim talk about this but about those people preaching in true peace rather than killing to accept their barbaric religion. They really learnt well from mohammed, the cave-man that hid in a cave to revise the bible. It's funny. I alwys call their supposedly holy book the REVISED SUBSTANDARD BIBLE.
I really can't imagine if this come out of someone with a human brain huh

I know u don't have respect for your HELLDERS in your home, pls is Mohammed same mate with your Great Great Great Great Grand father up to your Tenth generation? call a messenger of God cave man will definitely bring Hell to you, am sure about that unless you repent and ask for forgiveness from God. When will majority of Xtian stop this barbaric thing of calling Muslim Prophet name? Its show you are S.I.L.L.Y, MO.RO.NIC BA.ST.AR.D, Its only God that will Forgive your utterances/ angry angry angry

Is it your Grand father that found Xtianity or where you there during the Xtian Crusade? The message of Islam remain thesame, as we have bad eggs in every household, its not different in Islam; you are a very bad egg in your household bringing disrepute to your ancestors and religion.

Learn to stick with the topic and stop your F.oo.Lish, loop sided assurance of your religion making heaven; OLOFO!
Christianity EtcRe: Evangelism In Public Buses Is Madness by http(m): 8:28am On Nov 20, 2011
[quote author=olajide_07 link=topic=806708.msg9594080#msg9594080 date=1321769923]Have you guys noticed that these same people are the ones that rush buses and shunt queues @ bus stops they don't lead by example @ all the other part of this is that the bible condemns the person that refuses to listen to them while they preach even if they are saying the wrong things and condemn other people, well without being given a choice, I am not in support of this statement I am about to make myself but it gives room for reasoning why do BOKO HARAM bomb churches in the north its because these preachers would come into your compound very early in the morning say around 4.30-5am with torch lights and start preaching I am speaking from experience I couldn't even drive this deeper life and chosen charismatic women out of my compound because of the bibles quotation about God judgment that would be counted against the person that drives away the person that comes to preach the word and that what Jehovah witness use to judge people once you do no give them audience, look at these so call preachers even JESUS CHRIST was a ROLE MODEL they are mostly hypocritical in their submissions but who am I to judge them the worst aspect is if you stand or sit in front of them they would bath you with saliva and if you clean it they feel you are insulting GOD's messenger most of us are busy at home and want to do mental thinking or just meditate on the next line of action before we get to the office but NAA lie, but when did all this start, God should forgive all of us because personal I don't know what's right or wrong again.
I also have to tell my muslim brothers you guys are the worst 15mins to 5 the megaphone goes off and God save you their are not 3 mosques surrounding your house eh wether you like it or not you just have to get up and it happens ev eryday of the week no exception even if its just a day NAA lie, and in as much as they make all these noise they don't have a heart of forgiveness and their moral standards are much lower justification for officially marrying 4 wives voodoo comes with the religion they are siamese twins check them out why is it when they fasting they decide to do night vigil and make sure no body gets to sleep they are also hypocrits like I said only GOD will save and help us[/quote]You're really confuse, i tell ya,
Christianity EtcRe: Evangelism In Public Buses Is Madness by http(m): 5:46pm On Nov 19, 2011
trimwis:
there is hungry in the land any how you go fit get money, just do it as far  you no kill person. PASTORS AND SCAM ARE TWINS grin grin grin grin grin
This got me laughing grin
Christianity EtcRe: Evangelism In Public Buses Is Madness by http(m): 5:41pm On Nov 19, 2011
tunde233:
When Muslim wakes you up with their sound from their loudspeakers at 5am,
no peace was disturbed?  Nigerians are tolerant which is a good virtue.

When we flew to Turkey. Right inside the Plane we sang praises to our God
who took us there safely. Mind you, Turkey is more Islamic.

No one can force you to believe on the Lord Jesus Christ but it is safer for you
to listen to whatever speech that is been made. You could gain something even
from the person you considered to be a Dumb Fool.

Lest I forget, your salvation is dependent on the gospel. So I advise

you not only to listen with rapt attention but to respond to the call of God.

I preach often in buses. I am grateful to God who had saved someone when
I preached even in the Bus. May be God will use me to save you whenever
we enter the same bus,  I am looking ahead to see you saved.
so u're one of the people constututing the nuisance we are looking for angry

If i may ask u, why must you disturbe someone with your faith if u are tolerant enough to consider that not all the passengers are Xtian and not all want to be disturbe?

Why must you adopt that backward approach to preach your one sided opinion on diverse people, are you tolerant enough to allow Imam to start spitting what u consider fausehood judging by your belief? am sure u will never like it,

Do unto others what you want them do unto you, that what your gospel says,  and stop constituting nuisance in the public domain.

Pls try and safe urself before saving others as that is the rule of wearing the oxygen mask on urself first before helping others, if u understand what am saying.
Christianity EtcRe: Incredible Harmony: A Church And A Mosque In One Building by http(m): 4:05pm On Nov 19, 2011
Am a muslim, i married a xtian, so as my parent, both religion is known to me from childhood, so nothing do you, my son can adopt any gbos in the 2 religion as long as he is not an athiest.

same goes to my cousins, we are yorubas before anything else, they are my family before anything else and i love them so much.

Religion is not the only requisite to make heaven, your conducts with others will be the most important criterial.
Christianity EtcRe: Evangelism In Public Buses Is Madness by http(m): 3:44pm On Nov 19, 2011
Roland17:
I just hope you would have your own personalized parachute, because u would not only receive a miraculous slap from me if u are unlucky to be on same flight with me, but you would also be thrown from 1500 feet above, hopefully u can preach in the sky, after all the sky is also a public place.
JUst DIED from LAUGHTER, my ribs are cracking grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


He will just go straight to heaven, he will accend to heaven straight, repetition,heheheh see wetin laught go cos. grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Evangelism In Public Buses Is Madness by http(m): 3:41pm On Nov 19, 2011
Jolad007:
Oh, I am very surprise to see these on NAIRALAND! The word of Truth, Gospel, God, is disturbing you? Then why did God created you into this earth? To relax? To enjoy yourself or what? May be this poster can tel me, Do u ever think in your life that every souls will surely be bring into judgement, BUT THERE'S ONE CERTAIN THING I WANT THIS POSTER TO KNOW! THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THE WORD CAN BE SUFFICIENT FOR YOU! A TIME IS COMING IF NOT CAREFUL, YOU WILL BEG FOR IT BUT THERE WILL BE NO ONE TO RENDER IT. IF NO CAREFUL YOU WILL BEG FOR IT BUT IT WILL BE INSUFFICIENT THEN. THE WORD OF GOD ITS GOD HIMSELF, SO EVERY SOULS SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE RESPECT FOR THIS, I want every1 of us to remember that this world is not ours, Is jst for a little time, we are all gonna die or even this generation may see the rapture, Our rest and every other thing in life are all VANITY! VANITY!! VANITY!!! So, my dear poster u better listen to the word now at anywhere either it's comfortable or not before it's too late,
Is this how Christ preach during his time? am not against anything called preaching, but not disturbing the public, Preach in ur church, not in the bus, am sure Inflight preaching would have been possible, but its poverty that avert it, cos those moronic preachers could not afford it.
Christianity EtcRe: Evangelism In Public Buses Is Madness by http(m): 3:34pm On Nov 19, 2011
baslone:
See common sense in public display!
That why i said, his brain need to be feed to the birds, pathetic slowpoke, no common sense al all angry

harakiri:
This is the same insensitivity and selfishness from religious folks (especially Christians) i keep talking about. Would you find it funny if an Imam brought out his mega-phone in an airplane and in a guttural voice, began to talk about Allah and his only prophet Mohammed. . .at a time when you were trying to relax and enjoy the trip? Would you tolerate such nonsense? Of course not. . .but when you do it, it's okay because the "word of god" [b]MUST [/b]be spread! You guys are utterly pathetic! No wonder the Boko Haram folks are pissed off with y'all.
Gbammed grin

Pls when you live Naija, come prech for the unbelievers here abroud oh, cos i know we have almost 99% of them here, pathetic scavengers in public,
Must you force your religion on people.
Christianity EtcRe: Evangelism In Public Buses Is Madness by http(m): 3:12pm On Nov 19, 2011
KINGwax:
if the others does, so what? And who made d rules when u said 'public transport'? I'm sure d bombings around by muslims is not disrupting the peace, and i'm sure their public address systems blasting at 5am is not. I hope u trying to stop someone from exercising his freedom is peace. But i'm sure if u could keep your own stupi.dity to yourself by shutting your gob up will be peace.
are you for real, pls just give ur brain to the birds cos i don't think is still useful to humanity angry

so all ur so called pastors and church like 4 churches in a single jucntion or intersection disturbing the neighbourhood is ok by u, let there be ban on all public disturbances including ur useless brain on this forum, ano fia, pls type ur disturb brain back, am waiting,

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