₦airaland Forum

Viruscorona:
Please if you're in culinary school.... Be serious about it... who knows one day I'll give my chef a gift of $1500 ... please for the sake of the gift be serious about your culinary education

He gave his chef a gift and now culinary skill is now soooo very important. If he had given it to his bodyguard then I am sure you would have said "Please if you're in "Bodyguarding" school, be serious about it. Please for the sake of the gift, be serious about your "Bodyguarding" education". Shut up!!!!

Mental Calculation. I have the talent of doing big calculations with my head in split second. Everyone in my school knew me back then..lol. My nickname was Alata which basically meant "non-sceintific" calculators in yoruba

Righteousness89:
The Events of the times have Overwhelmed our Scientists..
They have been Rattled.
Many of them Cannot Define or Explain what is Happening..

The Truth is that Man cannot know or Explain beyond the Capacity God Almighty allows..

Whatever Scientist or anyone Says that is not in the Handbook (The Holy Bible)God gave to Humanity is Simply guess work. It Cannot Stand ! Neither will it Come to Pass.

What God Gave to Man is this Earth. This Earth is Coming to a Close. It is Sinking..

The Rapture of the Saints is the Event that will Mark the Beginning of the End .
After the Rapture, the 7year Tribulation period will follow , which will be a period of untold Suffering and Destruction on Humans and the Earth respectively..

This Great Tribulation period will make The State of Isreal to Know and Believe The KING of Kings, Jesus Christ as the Messiah.

The Event of Isreal Accepting and Believing on JESUS Christ is what will usher a Whole New World. Then We will see New Earth.
Then we will see Heaven on Earth..

Anything apart from these Truth is a Figment of the Imagination ..

A ni ori e ti daru

Another umi received...we will continue to preach this all the way

Lexusgs430:
You wan compare lagos jumia order vs Osun jumia order.......



Oga, behave yasef ó.........

Na why I said unless he ordered and got it yesterday....Oga lexusgs430, me sef go relocate one of the these days.

Anticqz:
just received my umidigi A7 pro from Jumia this evening... this what I would call a phone, a machine...I'm really impressed with the design... umidigi just made my day....& I guess I'm the person to get the last piece with the 40,990 naira price tag... ���im so luckyyyyyy....

You are not the last person unless you ordered yesteday because I ordered before you on Sunday and I have not even gotten it yet as I am in Osun

omodesmond7744:
hey guys am new here does anyone know if unical accept two waec sitting result for dentistry am an aspirant

I doubt. Why not check their website?

New A7 pro ordered today � from redpanter1. Dude is so attentive and efficient. Jejely waiting for delivery. Also, Redpanter, I saw that blue A7 pro is 40220, how come you no help me order that one na....na blue colour I want sef. I see nothing special about that black.

Lexusgs430:
Redpanter1 and Redpanter..........

Thanks boss. Someone should help me beg Redpanter1 to reply oo, I have sent message since yesternight. I want to order this thing quick quick today jare.

Lexusgs430, pls recommend someone that can help me order Umidigi A7 pro tomorrow morning. Abeg.

Mark23:
I think step 1 and step 2ck are valid for about seven years or so.

i'm not sure, though . I'm sure a simple Google search will answer your question.

Yeah. You're right.

edafemichael:
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HER STUDENT THE NECCESSARY QUALITIES FOR THEM TO BE THE
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Vacancy is open fot the following Position

Principal

Teachers for the following Subjects
chemistry,
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computer science
English Language
Literature
Qualification B.Sc, B.Ed, relevant Experience and Teacher Registration Certificate in the above subject please send your CV to

Take home very Attractive

Kazeem.gbolagade@kwasu.edu.ng
Call: 08109668798

Kazybal came to NL. And I was at your area yesterday

ahiboilandgas:
i wrote jamb in 1998 ....i think nairaland should have age restrictions cause some poorly trained babies still sucking mama breast comenting on issue beyond there comprehension ....u are Just writing jamb u are puting mouth in National issue of manpower planning ....first get admission...

A yoruba adage says "Agba o ko ogbon" meaning "age isn't a determinant of wisdom". That you wrote jamb in 1998 clearly means you having been on this earth and in this country for a while. How come your sense of reasoning doesn't grow with you. What you wrote up there is just clearly hateful, flawed, and partial to the core.

Fyi, I am an undergraduate the same way you once were.

ahiboilandgas:
who are those people paying 6m for b.i.s ,bowen ,daywaterman college,just for secondary school and who are those paying 5m in abti ,baze,Turkish,covenant,bell afebablola university ...this same group will pay 5m for mbbs if public university are privatized and charge tution......there over 50000 Nigerian families that pay 5m yearly for mbbs if kids show interest......politicians are not spirit or ghost ....doctors can become politician if they luv the perks and salary ...and if they can spend millions for mobilize elections.......if u pay 30m for election form and spend 200m to become rep .....how will u recoup such money ...can doctors spend such sum or risk 5000 naira .......the politician in Nigeria spends over 60 percent of his income on the public ....how about doctors ? How do they help financially? .....a local govt chairman pay hospital bills ,weddibg ceremony,school fee,and all bills ,how about doctors ur salary is only for u and family .....

Haa...one will always encounter strangely daft people on NL though. Pls, were you dozing or under hypnotisation when you wrote this? You said a politician spends 60% of his income on public? Are you that daft? Do you think it's their money those senators are using to build well for you? No!! The FG allocate certain money to them (apart from the outrageous salary running into millions that they collect each month). This allocation is for them to do something good for their constituencies. But guess what? They still spend that money on their own family members, sending them abroad while an ignorant fool like you is here defending them on NL after they use like 20% of money given to them for the community to get you guys Okada Bajaj and our women sewing machines. Wake up!!!

And also, you asked that how are doctors contributing to economy, you yourself, what is your work? How are you contributing to economy? How are lawyers contributing to economy? And lecturers, engineers, bankers? Or are doctors the highest paid in the country? So why is a question that should be answered by virtually everyone in the country directed at just the doctors? Dey always think before you type na. It's not that hard!!! Just try!

Righteousness89:
That was a Huge Blast!
We have Had Various Blast in this Generation
Lebano, Syria, Saudi Arabia, etc

But There is a Blast that is to Come,
The Blast that Will Burst open the Graves of those who Died in Christ
The Blast that will Shake The World to its Foundation!
The Blast that would Change the Entire World.

It is the Blast of LAST TRUMP!

Get Ready For the Last Trump!!

IT is About to BLAST!

Let me guess that blast. Your senselessness

Starkid3010:
I have great what about you?
How's your side

Fine

Activist001:
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Stop saying trash. Other countries are making technological advancements to improve livelihood of their citizens, you're here in a shithole joblessly typing rubbish everyday. Lol.

I guess you're planning on being on Seun's payroll, newsflash, that ain't happening. Get a life man.

Leave that fool. He is an unfortunate victim of Religion. In fact, sensible religious people support technological advancements but a Nigerian will always exhibit that Nigerian stupidity anyday anytime, twice on Sundays. If internet wasn't invented, how would he be able to come here and type his rubbish everyday? If planes weren't made, how would his Evangelical Pastors travel round the world to preach the word of God? If cars weren't made, would the fool still be walking from Abuja to Ekiti to see his mother?

Funniest part is, the same Oyinbos that brought religion to us are now the ones we are trying to teach the "way of God" and we now condemn them not knowing they are gradually realizing how illogical they had been unlike my dear Africa.

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Starkid3010:
i don message you for whatsapp

I don't have access to my WhatsApp right now boss but I will reply before today ends. How you doing boss?

Obton:
Yeah, that was due to school's habit of admitting too many students to 100 level. Apparently MDCN gave them the choice to either do that to limit the numerous influx or get sanctioned.

Ohh. Yeah the school admit too many. It's bad.

Starkid3010:
lol boss you are also here

Haa. Boss I sleep here.

Afam4eva:
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Guy you no get valid point abeg. I hate it when some people will just sit in one corner of their home and then assume to know why another being somewhere must have done something and then try to force their "findings" on others. Beyonce chose "Brown skin girl" cos that is what she wanted. In the song, there is this part of it that said:
"Melanin too dark to throw her shade"

Wasn't she referring to black there?

And also, the main point of the song is to appreciate coloured people and consequently, speak againt racism. I think brown skin girl is the perfect representation of coloured skins and serve as balance between them also. No dey push your conspiracy theories on us abeg.

Btw, I no even get time for the song sef. Always listening to Joyner Luacs' I'm not racist. Maddest song ever!!!!

Babalakin34:
Hello boss, I have seen some of your comments here, I'm aspiring to study Medicine at UDUS, kindly drop your contact for God sake.
Thank you.

Bossman. In case of next time, when asking to get in touch with the bosses here, I think its more preferable and faster if you drop your own number. That way, they can contact you the moment they see it or better still, send email to then through NL.

Obton:
That's great to know. I'm at Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma. State uni also in Edo state. And yeah, things were really going so perfectly until this whole covid issue. But still trying to stay on track to the best of my ability.

Wow. Nice one boss. That's the school I chose initially. Had to change from it as they are not admitting into MBBS this year

Obton:
Good to see someone who's like me lol. I'm currently in 200 level, but I had already started hanging out on USMLE and PLAB forums and discussing with current test takers while still in secondary school.

You're doing the right thing. You'll meet senior colleagues who'll tell you you're faster than your shadow. Don't let them dissuade you from thinking ahead. Just make sure you also use the same energy to also do extensive research on resources and study tools to use in med school. Like Anki for example. You should already have a game plan even before you start

Thanks a lot boss. Yeah, I have everything formulated in my head here. I know things might turn a bit different than in my head but I believe it might even be better. This covid 19 is just delaying someone. In fact, I feel trapped right now. Thanks so much for your kind words. They are uplifting. And if you don't mind me asking, which med school are you?

IYANGBALI:
I have never losted money before in my life, instead I am always finding money

Those that lost money, what were they looking for?? You see, you need money to find money, one just needs to be smart about it.

Brethren, I bring good tidings. After relentless preaching of the gospel of Umidigi, I have finally rescued a close friend from the bondages of Transsion and delivered him into the light of Umi. Our A7 pro got delivered today and we just can't have enough of it. Oga lexusgs430, this beauty is dedicated to you. I pledge to bring more converts before the year ends.....

Maritel:
@humancalc, please can you share your WhatsApp number with me, wld love to get some information from you.
Many thanks

08130284420

DharmieDhrey:
Thanks a lot but I was told by the counsellor I can switch to D.E later(for those who wrote jamb first and had good Jupeb scores) but are you saying UNILORIN has to be my first choice and not UI? When upgrading from UME to D.E, can't one select the school that way rather than having it selected in UME?

I think you will have to talk to fellow d.e aspirants. I don't know much about the process cos I am a utme aspirant

DharmieDhrey:
My God!! I'm in a dilemma right now.. It's like it's very risky for me to do COC as the sales of the form will close in ten days' time ... I'm a Jupeb candidate in UNILORIN but I decided to sit for UME first..I picked UI(due to transparency in admission)..Today,while I was at the admin block,making enquiries,to my dismay,I was told I have to change from UI to UNILORIN from UME in order to obtain her post UTME form. I was told after doing so I can then switch to D.E if the Jupeb exam goes well...I really need the D.E admission badly..my question is,if at the end I decided to upgrade to D.E,will my failure to purchase UNILORIN post UTME form jeopardize my chances of being admitted?

You have to apply to Unilorin to gain admission as it's D.E candidate na. You see there is no time to waste. First thing tomorrow morning, go and change. I am sure there are many candidates that will change to the school three, four or less days to deadline so don't fear. But if you want to be proactive about it, since you are in Ilorin already, after changing tomorrow, go to the school on Monday to complain that you have changed but it has not reflected (if it has not). That way, you would have made them known about it. Don't worry, they can't leave you guys hanging, your details will probably show before deadline and if it doesn't, then the school will most likely extend the deadline so you guys could register. There is no cause for alarm now. Unless you don't change fast. No need for dilly-dallying about it. Change am tomorrow morning. If all these CBT centres tell you that they don't work on weekends, pm me, I have someone that will change it for you tomorrow. He will take your details to the CBT centre himself.

P.S. The person is not me but he did mine too and it was even on a Saturday too as I was in a hurry.

Zeeknow3245:
Let just end this once and for all. Beakering won't do anyone good. No vex

I did that cos I didn't want to derail this thread. 5 minutes of using nairaland search button, I could bring up many other insidious things you have said to many people here all in the name of "know". As I have said, I don't want to derail this thread, I would hate for that to happen. About judging you. No. I am only bringing your attention on NAIRALAND to your reckless ways of defending your words on NAIRALAND. Who you are in real life is your bizz but it better not be this zeeknow3245. I swear I have been seeing all these posts for months cos I am always going through this thread everyday, just decided to bring them to your notice. Now, I won't reply again. Listen, don't listen. Your choice. But the day you do this come my side is the day you know the difference between God and gods. Good day.

Zeeknow3245:
Do you know me? Abi you are unhappy? It is only someone without wisdom that will judge someone based on NLAND posts

Abeg shift