₦airaland Forum

Yes, we were dumbfounded when we discovered hw perfect d Ekiti election was 4 d PDP; I thought PDP was winning its way bck in2 d hearts of d Yoruba pple.

Then d Osun election came; though PDP lost, but by small margin...I was still convinced PDP has come to stay.

But then d Ekitigate thing and the huge distributn of Dollars across d SW surfaced; all i can see is a DESPERATE PARTY dat is ready to win thru whatever means.

Mr President should know God Almighty has always taken him to all d leadership positions without breaking a sweat, so why the DESPERATION now?

I just pray these pple won't set our darling nation on fire in their quest to remain in power at all cost.

PDP can rig!!!

They know they will arm-twist JEGA led-INEC or JEGAless INEC to announce a fake result, and any protest from or genuine ward-2-ward announcement of election results by d opposition will be seen as FAKE.

Make I tell whoever cares to listen, dis coming election will be so rigged...infact, it will go down in history of world as d most rigged election ever.

I see Jega bn removed and d card reader bn dropped, thus giving way 4 d above.

May d will of God b done sha

Wait a minute, if dat is really d FCT minister, then I pity all those jobless and poor youths wey dey shout GEJ till rapture day.

If u dey steal our money, at least be decent enough to do it discreetly, don't go about robbing it on our faces.

If d son can so sleep on such a heap of money, I wonder how much his father will have stuffed underground in his house.

God please save my country!!

FFK, thanks so much for letting us know d atrocities d PDP led govt are committing in office, we will surely keep them in mind while we vote.

The good thing is that APC won't need to spend again to let us know.


Thank u so much Mr. Parrot...

Hey sorry...Chai...dis my fingers no go kill me...

Thank u Oloshious fellow...again!!!

I'm out of here b4 I get arrested.

The search 4 d murderer should be extended to Chima's wife.

What if she already knws abt d pregnancy?

What if she did it herself or hired an assassin to get rid of d poor lady?

Could Chima av killed her, knowing fully well dat pple knows about their excapedes?

Am just staying...

Lesson:
For women
That's wat u get when u go abt chasing married men...

1. He uses u 4 rituals.

2. Gets u pregnant and rejects it.

For men
And once u leave ur wife and goes abt chasing oda women; trouble always lurks around d corner.

1. D lady gets pregnant, she aborts and dies.

2. D lady dies while u're with her.

3. Her boyfriend kills u.

4. She charms u, u lose ur senses, leave ur family and then return a poor man to beg ur family.

When u look at d risks, is it really worth it?

mrham03:
enjoy ur victory. Congrats to u anyway

That's d spirit bro...

Thanks

better luck next time

mrham03:
nigeria still wont win the worldcup.

Whatever bro...let's wait till then, then we'll talk... May God spare our lives till then.


But let's enjoy this victory first...


Watch me do my Azonto!!!

mrham03:
nigeria still wont win the worldcup.

Whatever bro...let's wait till then, then we'll talk... May God spare our lives till then.


But let's enjoy this victory first...


Watch me do my Azonto!!!

mrham03:
life aint fair... This nigerian team wont win the world cup.

Let's wait till then...Plus d chunk of the 2013 u-17 guys are not here; will be joining 4 d world cup...Iheanacho, Yahaya, Isaac Promise etc

Thank God ooooooo


Shoki to Shoki...

In Lagbaja's voice...
Ask Brazillia, ask Argentina....when we talk of soccerrRrrrrrrrrr

Nigeria loko IYA won

gbengalite:
9. Nice save by the Nigerian defence
10. Ghana looking dangerous
11. Another Corner kick for the Ghanaian

Are we even trying to counter their attack at all, abi na massive defending we dey do?

This one wey una dey abuse una sef...na wa ooo

Abeg how d match dey go?

Political prostitution at its peak...Anyways, que sera sera

But wait, what did GEJ promise this chameleon;

1) Three ministerial slots?

2) The PDP presidential ticket come 2019?


Except the Lord buildeth d house, d builder buildeth in vain- Atiku Abubakar will never rule this nation if that is his plan.

Wetin go jam am dey front. Fingers crossed

Is d lady in d middle a wrestler? Is

Buhahahahaha...

So hilarious.

A free and fair election: Buhari 65% - GEJ 35%

A partially rigged election: Buhari 54% - GEJ 46%

A massively rigged polls: Buhari 45% - GEJ 55%

With sample polls, rally grounds attendance, street talks, exchange rates $1 to #210, unemployment rates, epileptic power supply, insecurity, d planned VAT increment, etc... except something changes b4 March 28, Buhari will win, and these people knows it, Nigerians are aware of it.

These pple must be high on some Jamaican weed, or better put, these pple are indeed planning something, something very huge. I see the reason why they are against JEGA and d use of CARD READERS.

But should they present us with a result dat gives GEJ 80% and Buhari 20%, NIGERIA WILL BOIL.

Oh wait a sec, he said over 90%...buhahahahaha

Oh my God....wat a clown

I love her songs and personality.

May God continue to bless her hustle.


But on a lighter note: Dis babe and her squirrel kinda hairstyle ehn...Her hairdo and face reminds me of Alvin, d d hot headed chipmunk in the film 'Alvin and the chipmunks'...

Hahahaahahahhaha...

Though I'm not in d mood 2 laugh tonight, but I can't but laugh out loud at dis hilarious joke by His Excellency.

On d same "stable power supply" the Miinister of Power, Prof. Chinedu Nebo, said and I quote "it is
impossible to provide constant, uninterrupted
electricity to everyone in Nigeria in the near future".

Please make sure u and ur team members always come to term as to what to say on issues bordering on our well-being as a nation.

No be d one wey minister go talk A, Presido go talk B...If na lie, make sure sey e no dey contradictory to wetin person don talk earlier, no be all Nigerians dey clueless biko.

In politics, we all know u have to 'bobo' d electorates in order 2 win their votes, but when you begin to BOBO them with what they have entrusted u with for 6 years without any significant success; u are seriously sleeping on a speeding motorcycle.

On Jobs Ur Excellency, we are not morons 4 goodness sake...Biko please explain how u plan on going about dat, dat u haven't done in d past 6 years, abi no be d same set of ministers u go appoint...at least 4 d sake of those who believe in you stop 'BOBO-ING' us.


I swear if u can give us a workable blueprint as to how u plan on achieving 'constant electricity'; I promise u atleast 3 votes from my family.

datguru:
Op if you don't upload that pick, your manhood will disappear

U've seen their pictures, now what?

Thank God 4 sparing their lives, and RIP 2 d dead.

God please 4give us of all our sins as a nation and come to our aid.

Silence is d best answer 4 FFK at this juncture...I just wonder d kinda weed he and his cohorts smoke.

Or wait, do these pple think Nigerians are dumb and wld believe anything they disseminate?

Let them continue their campaign of calumny, let see where it will take them.

They just wake up scared of God knows wat, reach 4 d media (social or old media) and say d 1st negative dat comes to mind against the main opposition party, instead of telling us how they got us to where we are today and how they intend changing our fortune as a nation in the next 4 yrs, maybe, just maybe we'll have a change of heart.


PDP and their many contradictory statements:

APC was formed to install a Northerner as President-
Edwin K Clark, PDP

APC wants to install Tinubu as President through the
back door - Fani Kayode, PDP

Is Tinubu a Northerner?

Another one:
Buhari is boko haram's sponsor- Aides

He is not- GEJ

And another one:
Adesiyan and Omisore- there was a meeting but the audio tape was doctored.

Fayose : The audio tape was fabricated, later it's real but proves nothing.

Obanikoro: I was never at such a meeting.

Why can't PDP agree on one
lie and be consistent with it?

Smh...

Oh because Buhari said he will lead the Nigerian Army to battle Boko Haram...Kai

Anyway sha, nice one from Mr. President, it's better late than never.

Double wahala for dead body...stupid man

Mumu, will the babe now fall for you on a wheelchair?

Except u have a special gift like Yinka Ayefele, you're done for man.

It saddens my heart when people starts supporting people like Mr Mbu because of politics.

This man, an AIG for that matter, said his men should commit mass murder by killing 20-100 people should one policeman get killed. Hmm, interesting.

Let me paint a picture here:

During d forthcoming polls, political thugs invades a polling booth to steal a ballot box, d policeman assigned to protect d polling booth gets killed trying to stop them.

His colleagues on patrol or at d local station gets wind of d development, they head to d polling booth and begins to shoot indiscriminately without investigating. Killing in d process patriotic Nigerians who had come out to observe their civic rights, babies and those in their bedrooms hit by stray bullets (I pray it won't be u), etc

Wow, what a great picture.

And people are here supporting this same person who encourages such. Well keep supporting him, I just pray such an event does not play out in your neighbour, it's then you'll wish u'd spoken against it.

Keep supporting a murderer you hear.

omotosin11:
you can make me your manager when you are fully on.you can setup a standard carwash with at most#500,000,but it also depend on d location also.you can reach me on 08066302576.m typing from phone,kinda hard somehow to give d breakdown.

Alright thanks, I'll get in touch. But before I do I'll like to ask a few questions.

1. Have u owned or managed a car wash b4?

2. If yes, where?

3. How lucrative is d biz where you worked?

Also, I'll want others to benefit from your idea (s) of the biz. So if you don't mind sharing a few things with us.

thanks.

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I will like to know the cost implication of starting a standard car wash business.

I am not talking about the road side car wash type, but the one that provides services like Car washing (exterior), Car cleaning (interior) and Car detailing.

I'll appreciate the breakdown of what is needed for both short and long-term.

Thanks.

Does a performing President even need all these hyper-expensive and aggressive campaign tactics in order to win re-election?

Let his achievements in office speak for him now.

lewis33:
where are the buses provided by GEJ to alleviate transportation hardship better loot and work than stealing is not corruption. ride ooon Fasho babaooo!!!!

Pls help me ask GEJ ooo...where are d buses he promised shortly after d subsidy removal crisis...I tot d shoeless one promised to use d money to get luxurious buses 4 us...Abeg where dem dey, abi hold-up don dey dey 4 high sea?

Zoharariel:
Which 1 come be the leg wey she raise like Tilapia fish? Bush girl!

Omo u badt gan. She offend u b4...but guy, tilapia dey get leg...funny u

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The mere fear of prostrate cancer might just make him quit without thinking twice.

New research carried out points to the fact that young men who self-service themselves between 2 to 7 times a week are most like to have early prostrate cancer.

www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk

If at all you want to change the INEC Chief (which is inviting trouble on its own), you don't replace him with a relative of an ardent supporter, it will only bring about chaos.

Mr President yesterday sued for peace b4, during and after d Elections, so he shouldn't be one taking steps that might set the already fragile nation on fire.

We should watch our utterances and actions henceforth.

Say NO to VIOLENCE and embrace PEACE.

SeverusSnape:
Yeah!...even Afro candy is feeling the fresh air.
Afro candy wouldn't want a sharia president who will censor and "ban" porn.

But GEJ is already planning on banning it already now.

www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/175586-nigeria-considers-ban-porn-websites.html

So either way; she will be out of dis precious business of hers b4 d year runs out. It is lose-lose 4 her.