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Politics › Re: SHOCK As #bringbackourgirls Founder Gets A Pat On The Back From Buhari by humberjade: 9:15pm On Apr 23, 2015
theV0ice:
empty threats...

Tompolo, Ateke, Udengs Eradiri etc said they are not fighting....who are you that the Nigerian state should scared??

joker forming rambo...

You better hide your 'knock out' inside your boxers....If JTF catch you, even Ateke said you'll strictly be on your own cool
Abi o.

All these faceless pple dat are scared of d domestic rats in their homes, now comes on NL to brag.

O boy e get as e be o. grin

Buhari na ex-military man o, he's not GEJ o, military guys no get time 4 bullshit, try nonsense, they'll beat sense in ur skull.
Politics › Re: SHOCK As #bringbackourgirls Founder Gets A Pat On The Back From Buhari by humberjade: 9:01pm On Apr 23, 2015
theV0ice:
Hmmmm.....

And how exactly did the founder of bringbackourgirls campaign make Jona's administration impossible?? How exactly is a reminder for a president to do his job making the administration impossible?

Was she the one arming Shekau? what will you guys do if Oby Ezekwesili make Buhari's cabinet? you'll die of sadness or what? afterall she's the global face of #bringbackourgirls?

4 years is a very long time to remain on this trajectory of weeping, mourning and extreme bitterness
Pls tell them o b4 someone dies of cardiac arrest.

That's how one of my FB friends became obsessed with Rotimi Ameachi, albeit in a negative way.

Since GEJ lost d election, a day hardly goes by without her pasting on her wall at least one negative thing about Ameachi.

It is either...

"Ameachi is finished in Rivers, or Ameachi has bn used and dumped, or Ameachi has lost all the juicy positions etc " funny enough she's from Ondo.

Well I get hw they feel, it's like when someone who is stupendously rich suddenly becomes poor, his/her behaviour might just become erratic.

Well sha, with time, they will get over it. I just pray it won't be too late for some of them.
Politics › Re: PDP Calls For Imo Guber Cancellation by humberjade:
B69U:
jega is not rigging the elections becos of PVC but yet people are caught on camera thumb printing ballot papers multiple times to be counted as vote.


People use the card readers but are not allowed to vote after registration is sent to inec head quarters computer, becos they are told the card reader failed to work.

In this election, the number of voters and votes are always evenly matched despite low turn out in places APC WINS. Either Jega is voting for the dead and people in their houses or he registered extra numbers of people that dont exit for his APC party and that is why they are thumb printing ballot papers multiple times.


Jega, Jega, Jega, Imo will be the fall of u.
lalasticlala fp
Really?

Then how do u explain the diff btw d collection of PVCs and d turnout of voters in Delta (Collection 1.7m - PDP votes 1.2m plus), Akwa Ibom (Collection 1.4m - PDP votes 1.04m plus) and Rivers (Collection 1.9m - PDP votes 1.48 plus), while no state in other regions of d country could muster 65% turnout? Even Kastina State where Buhari hails 4rm was only able to record a 51% turnout.

Do u also recall how many minutes it took d REC from Rivers to read out d figures from that state at d collation center in Abuja?

Abeg leave Jega outta dis, was he not d same umpire that was in-charge when Nigerians voted massively for GEJ in 2011?

PDP is the architect of its own down fail; Bad governance, over-confidence and corruption were d cause of its downfall.

Let them deal with it and form a formidable opposition party, in order to kEep APC on its toes.
Romance › Re: Photo: Timetable Of A Chronic Sex Addict by humberjade: 12:26am On Apr 23, 2015
Na exam time-table? undecided

Anyway, may u come out in flying colours. grin grin
Crime › Re: Female Staff Of Sweet Sensation Jailed For 266 Years For Stealing Employer’s N8m by humberjade: 12:05am On Apr 23, 2015
temitemi1:
8million=266 years undecided undecided undecided. Abeg how many years tinubu surpose to spend for jailhuh
Abeg how many years Diezani Alison-Madueke and GEJ suppose spend for jailhuh
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Denrele And Linda Ikeji by humberjade: 9:54am On Apr 22, 2015
ramdris:
When denrele was okay. Now witches don change his destiny grin grin grin grin grin
shocked Really?

Does d guy in dat pic look okay to u? You've got to be kidding me.

Denrele was still an outpatient then, but he has now graduated to bn an inpatient...He's has always bn crazy, just dat his craze had not matured when they took dat pic. grin
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Denrele And Linda Ikeji by humberjade: 9:44am On Apr 22, 2015
Chai, so this dude (Denrele), oh sorry babe, don dey practice him craze tete...SMH

Na Baba God I go hail, whenever He chooses to make someone famous and rich, even if d person chooses to sell moin moin on a London street, him go still succeed grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Endorses Akinwunmi Adesina For African Development Bank Presidency by humberjade: 9:32am On Apr 22, 2015
Though it's a reward for his hard work and achievement in d Agricultural Sector, but I see OBJ's hand written all over this. grin
Politics › Re: Ndigbo Forum Lists Demands For Buhari by humberjade: 9:27am On Apr 22, 2015
ShowYourCertificate:
The APC should do an introspection to find out why the planned merger with APGA failed. Did they meet the wrong people? Were they diplomatic in their approach? What was the terms of agreement? And so on. It is only then that the APC should know why the merger failed and try to improve upon it. This was what was done when the initial planned merger between ACN and CPC didn't pull through.

APC shouldn't play the tribal card you are suggesting lest it will crumble. Just my humble advice.
It is as simple as ABC...APGA has always supported PDP at d Federal level... they thought the party will be safer under PDP...they thought APC will never succeed...So forget the "diplomatic approach" thing.

At least Okorocha decamped from APGA, and I know those who organised d merger must have approached Obi d same way they approached Okorocha...and we know how close d former was/is to GEJ.

Those who believed in APC followed it, and those who thought nothing good will come outta it opted out...Ribadu, Tom Ikimi, d core APGA, and d rest chose to play safe)..
Education › Re: 4 Of The Most Beautiful Train Stations You Won’t Believe Are Real (photo) by humberjade: 1:12am On Apr 22, 2015
FriedPlantain:
That is me wearing that black shirt standing close to that Chinese babe in this picture. That was when I went to Taiwan for a business meeting with my friend Tang Chung Hu on a Banana plantation business back then . cool cool

Friedplantain
May ur dream come to pass grin
Sports › Re: Keshi Signs Two-Year Extension As Nigeria Coach by humberjade: 5:09pm On Apr 21, 2015
jamesw:
So its no longer a slave contract undecided
Slave contract ke, oti o mba.

It was a slave contract when his benefactor was pulling strings on his behalf 4rm Aso Rock...But not anymore; now that his man is busy packing his things outta Aso, d Big Boss don chop the humble pie grin
Romance › Re: Please Help!!!!! See What I Saw In My Gf's Bag by humberjade: 2:06pm On Apr 21, 2015
That's Ogun abenu gongon...My guy be afraid...Be very afraid...My advise run, my guy run!!!!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Appoints Solomon Arase As Acting IGP, Sacks IGP Suleiman Abba by humberjade:
That's for failing to dance to Jonah's tune at the
just concluded presidential elections, despite the
colossal amount of Dollars he received from him.

O boy Uncle Jonah dey vex seriously...First d politrickians who chopped his money and cleaned
mouth, now it is d IGP.

For all of those who chopped Jonah's money without
delivering, in Rowen Pope's voice (Scandal TV Series)

*be afraid...be very afraid...Jonah is coming 4 y'all.
grin
Politics › Re: Jonathan Appoints Solomon Arase To Replace IGP Suleiman Abba by humberjade: 1:53pm On Apr 21, 2015
That's is for failing to dance to Jonah's tune at the just concluded presidential elections, despite the
colossal amount of Dollars he received from him.

O boy Uncle Jonah dey vex seriously...First d politrickians who chopped his money and cleaned mouth, now it is d IG.

For all of those who chopped Jonah's money without delivering, in Rowen Pope's voice (Scandal TV Series) *be afraid...Be very afraid...Jonah is coming 4 y'all. grin
Politics › Re: Wike, Rivers Governor-elect Receives Certificate Of Return (photo) by humberjade: 12:50pm On Apr 21, 2015
jadakiss213:
well,the cours remain tthe final arbiter..the same Judiciary Ameachi and his cohorts desecrated for so long..They are human beings too..
Okay now...You just watch and see. You seem not to be in tune with Nigerian Politics (No offense)...If u're, u'd av noticed dat there a whole lot of things u can achieve when u have Fededral might...E.g Wike

And as for the Judiciary, APC still holds 80% of d key to it. Quote anywhere. Do you even know the tribunal in Rivers will be sitting in Abuja, and not PH?
Politics › Re: Wike, Rivers Governor-elect Receives Certificate Of Return (photo) by humberjade: 12:49pm On Apr 21, 2015
mescapee:
May 29 is not far. He should bring it on!!!
No Prob wink
Politics › Re: Wike, Rivers Governor-elect Receives Certificate Of Return (photo) by humberjade: 12:47pm On Apr 21, 2015
laplace12:
Which other juicy portfolio when everything have been shared?

Amechi is already out of favour with Tinubu and his Person in APC has been relegated.
Don't let us argue, time will tell. Plus the APC just came out to debunk the rumuor that they are thru with d zoning of portfolios and NASS positions.
Politics › Re: Wike, Rivers Governor-elect Receives Certificate Of Return (photo) by humberjade: 7:54am On Apr 21, 2015
jadakiss213:
Juicy portfolio ko,tasty briefcase ni..Na under Buhari u wan chop money to fund rascality and thuggery ba?
If you think Buhari will fold his arms and watch the illegality perpetuated in d last two years in Rivers slide, u're seriously sleeping on a moving bike. grin

You just go and read the interview by Buhari at his Daura country home , and deduce 4 urself what he will do in Rivers.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/why-my-cabinet-will-be-small-president-elect-buhari/

Though he won't condone lawlessness, but u just watch and see how he'll go about it. A military man will always be a military man, so don't get twisted bro.
Politics › Re: Wike, Rivers Governor-elect Receives Certificate Of Return (photo) by humberjade: 12:33am On Apr 21, 2015
I just can't wait for Ameachi get that juicy portfolio and begin to pay this man back in his own coin.

I betrayer of d highest order!
Sports › Re: South Africa To Organise Two Friendlies To Fight Xenophobia by humberjade: 10:37pm On Apr 19, 2015
soe:
No o

You will only be risking the lives of the players.

There is nothing like xenophobia here...xenophobia is discrimination... What we see here is daylight murder and terrorism.

Until you bring the perpetrators to book for all the deaths of our people...you guys will forever never know development
It is called xenocide.
Foreign Affairs › Re: We Won't Apologise, Foreigners Are Not Welcome -south Africa King Replies by humberjade: 3:14pm On Apr 18, 2015
14:
As A South African, i have to agree with you. We are very agressive and violent society, but that is due to our past. You must remember that we suffered for 400yrs under white rule. We have this believe that solving anything, you have to fight.

You need to go to Cape Town in cape flats if you want to see how dangerous we can get, although these coloureds or mixed race community dont target foreigners, they kill each other.

The KZN province is also thee most violent province or state in SA. This province is predominately zulus, they are the most voilent tribe in SA. Foreigners need to do research before entering SA. Zulus only make 18% of SA population, so the king is talking on behalf of his people not the rest of 82% of south africans. Places that are peaceful are Pretoria, Cape town, port elizabeth, east london, polokwane, neilspruit, bloemfotein, kimberly and some parts of joburg, you wont see a single zulu in those areas.
Hmm...I haven't thought about it that way, but at least now I can differentiate d violent tribe (Zulus) from d odas.

But in order not to be given a bad name, it will be better 4 d govt of day to be firm in its fight again the menace called xenophobia.

Plus other tribes too need to come out to raise their voices against it, protect and rescue foreigners when they are bn attacked, only then can we say not all South African tribes are violent.
Foreign Affairs › Re: We Won't Apologise, Foreigners Are Not Welcome -south Africa King Replies by humberjade: 12:50pm On Apr 18, 2015
Crime and violence is so embedded in their hearts that some times even security operatives turn a blind eye to the harm those eita boys do to foreigners.

There was a day I and a friend were at the Johannesburg CBD park to board a bus to Pretoria; while waiting for d next bus, three guys in their teens came at us with knives and a gun, and began to request 4 our phones and wallets.

But then two soldiers emerged from a corner, I was like 'thank God, our life savers are here'...I beckoned
at the soldiers, they looked at our direction, looked at the gun, smiled and walked away.

I knew with my action things could go ugly, I tapped my friend and we made a run 4 it...Unfortunately my friend fell, he was robbed and beaten. I had to run to a mall where there lots of Nigerians to call 4 help. But for their timely intervention, he wld have bn fatally injured or even worse.

I will just advise Nigerians in SA to make sure they walk in groups to avoid bn waylaid...That's if it's important to even go out all.
Foreign Affairs › Re: We Won't Apologise, Foreigners Are Not Welcome -south Africa King Replies by humberjade: 12:29pm On Apr 18, 2015
What is it with all these Kings and their horrific statements? Perhaps their local gods are blood thirsty.

We are just getting over Oba Akiolu's statement, now these...Thank God for d maturity of d Yoruba and Igbo pple.

I lived in that country 4 close to four yrs, and I can say VIOLENCE is enshrined in d heart of an average black South African (though there some nice ones among them), they only need a little provocation to unleash it.
Politics › Re: Buhari & Amaechi: The Handshake That Got People Talking(photo) by humberjade: 9:30pm On Apr 15, 2015
fejicruz:
There is a proverb which says "he who respect his elders will live to become an elder one day."
Well said
Politics › Re: Buhari & Amaechi: The Handshake That Got People Talking(photo) by humberjade: 9:27pm On Apr 15, 2015
That's what you call respect...When u meet an elderly man, one who is old enough to be ur father... U bow while greeting him...He's not like Fayose and PEJ.
Career › Re: Pls Wat Should I Do? I've Been Compelled Into A Serious Oath by humberjade: 1:36am On Apr 14, 2015
You typed this around 4:20pm yesterday, If you are still alive now then good 4 u...Now, what u'll do is to start a chat with ur friend via whatsapp, facebook or whateva medium u can think of...

Pls let him knw b4 his destiny is turned upside down patapata, but be sure dis ur friend is a mature guy who won't start giving d manager attitude or even confront him.

I understand u, not all Christians can confront evil when they see one. If u think u are not spiritually strong enough to handle this situation, look for a very good Pastor to go to the company neutrally to deliver those pple b4 it's too late.
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by humberjade: 12:13am On Apr 14, 2015
Abumadea:
Na Chemistry o. I started pre degree in sept. 2004 after writing Jamb four times. I got admission after my predegree in 2006 after waiting for almost a year b4 admission. I wrote my final paper in 2010 and waited till 2011 b4 being cleared. I went for service Nov. 2011 batch C. It was always from one strike to another, internal and external( ASUU in general). I hear things av changed for the better now.
Heya!! Yours is even better, my friend spent 7 yrs in OOU, studying Mass Comm 4rm 100L. My own story in dat school ehn, na super story, na make man just 4get am.

Anyway sha, dat's wat set OOU apart from it's peers...one will be very lucky to graduate without experiencing at least 3 long strikes.
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by humberjade: 9:56pm On Apr 13, 2015
Abumadea:
What about OOU, Ago iwoye? I spent 7 years for a 4 year course. No extra year.
Chai!!! Na Medicine you study? grin

But on a more serious note, OOU can reset one's bright destiny if care is not taken.
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by humberjade: 9:39pm On Apr 13, 2015
Olabisi Onabanjo University grin
Politics › Re: INEC Releases Kogi Assembly Results, APC Kicks by humberjade: 9:35pm On Apr 13, 2015
Layonle:
dn't mind dem,dem b trouble shooter_alwz lukin 4 1 way or d oda 2 cr8 wahala wen dem no winso afta Fayemi congratulated Fayose,hin party no mk noise bah?
It seems you don't get wat I'm trying to say here. Wat I am saying is that, you don't just concede and congratulate the announced winner when u feel the process dat gave him victory is flawed simply because u want to be tagged 'the man is good'.
Politics › Re: INEC Releases Kogi Assembly Results, APC Kicks by humberjade: 9:13pm On Apr 13, 2015
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Politics › Re: INEC Releases Kogi Assembly Results, APC Kicks by humberjade: 9:10pm On Apr 13, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
APC wins, PDP conceads defeat & congratulate..


PDP wins, APC election was rigged & should be cancelled..





what manner of party is APChuh
In a democratic setting you concede defeat and congratulate d victor if the process is free and fair.

But it will be stupi-dity of d highest order when u concede victory in a flawed process.

Example of states where PDP has not conceded defeat, but are either claiming d election was rigged or should be cancelled..


Lagos

Agbaje congratulated Ambode but is Party is claiming the election was rigged by APC.

Ogun

The PDP candidate is yet to congratulate the winner, claiming rigged polls.

And for ur info, Dr Fayemi of d APC was d first to concede defeat and congratulate his opponent, Fayose, in d current political setting, even b4 GEJ did it.

So don't get it twisted.

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