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Politics › Re: Igboho: FG plots Akintoye’s Arrest, Obasanjo meets Republic Of Benin President by humberjade: 5:47am On Aug 08, 2021
This govt and shadow chasing ehn.


Obasanjo's intervention is a game changer.
Sports › Re: Messi's Exit: Who Can Barcelona Rely On Next? by humberjade: 5:45am On Aug 08, 2021
Me grin

Ehn ehn nah grin

Without Messi, this team go take lots of time before it rediscovers its dreaded mojo
Sports › Re: Jesse Lingard Tests Positive For COVID-19 by humberjade: 5:24am On Aug 08, 2021
At least he's been positive about something at the Club grin grin grin

But seriously, it is high this dude moves elsewhere...setting the league aglow with West Ham last year won't guarantee him a regular spot in Man Utd's matchday squad.
Crime › Re: Lala Onwukwe, 17-Year-Old Girl Missing For One Week In Port Harcourt (Photos) by humberjade: 5:18am On Aug 08, 2021
lkillbrokehoes:
Na today you know? travel go abroad you go see plenty of them.

there was one girl I saw, I wanted to flex her but when she told me her age, omo I just japa before them lock me up and deport me. she's also 17 but she looks like someone in her early 30's, very ripe.
grin
Smart guy...and those girls can forge documents to falsify their ages ehn ...awon alakoba dede...their own nah to shag pour sand for pesin garri. I don't even communicate with them
Romance › Re: Wife Celebrates Husband For Bagging PhD After He Worked As A Waiter (Photos) by humberjade:
New Zealand, right?

I have been seeing this everywhere today...now i understand better.

Most Nigerians (students especially) who do stuffs like this in 1st and 2nd World countries do so to gather money to settle their extremely high tuition fees and rent, while they move towards their life goal. Of course, not everyone ends up moving to the next level, but there is a conducive atmosphere in each of these countries to standout and reach your goal.
Sports › Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria Crash Out Of Women's 4x100m Relay As Enekwechi Fails To Shine by humberjade: 9:40am On Aug 06, 2021
fergie001:
I watched the game and it was uneven from the picture sef lipsrsealed

10-0..........Make we dey come house abeg.
Abi nah...he that fails to prepare, go fail for earth sotey e go echo reach heaven.
Sports › Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria Crash Out Of Women's 4x100m Relay As Enekwechi Fails To Shine by humberjade: 8:46am On Aug 06, 2021
fergie001:
That was the only picture I could get for Adijat.....I believe she will win.
Good morning bro grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Saad Abubakar: Nigeria Is In A Bad Situation, Lets Stop Deceiving Ourselves by humberjade: 8:33am On Aug 06, 2021
Good morning HRM
Politics › Re: NIN Enrolment: Nigeria, Korea Sign $13 Million Agreement by humberjade: 6:58am On Aug 06, 2021
PayGhost:
lol…you’re wrong if you think the solution of Nigeria’s problem can come from this set of persons controlling strategic positions.

So bold and daft. Imagine them comparing NIN to Social Security Number, do they know the benefits that come with having a SSN?
Don't mind them...just trying too hard to be clever by half
Travel › Re: Bridge Collapses On Man In Bichi, Kano by humberjade: 3:28pm On Aug 05, 2021
paulolee:
just maybe bcoz we all know say e no possible
Abi nah...just trying to figure why and how they responded in 5mins...they don break record be that o....so unprecedented grin
Crime › Re: Lady Kills Her Boyfriend In Uyo After Sex, Absconds With His Benz (Graphic Pics) by humberjade: 3:24pm On Aug 05, 2021
Heartbender:
Him piss for him body?
Hmm...that's what we call ,'hot death'...some go even poo for body during those last few minutes...replaying their lives...those they are leaving behind...and regreting d day they made the mistake that caused their death.


May God not make us die such horrible death
Travel › Re: Bridge Collapses On Man In Bichi, Kano by humberjade: 3:15pm On Aug 05, 2021
paulolee:
but wait o...he removed a rod from under d bridge it fell on him? na so d rod "strong" reach or na just anoda means of village people calling him from d oda side...
again I saw " we receive a distress call by 8:30am and they arrived 8:35 am...
meaning it too just 5 mins delay for them to arrive in this naija or they meant 8:35am d next day??
Maybe they were driving by at the time grin
Sports › Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria Crash Out Of Women's 4x100m Relay As Enekwechi Fails To Shine by humberjade: 3:09pm On Aug 05, 2021
Sleekfingers:
you are right.....and i understand where you are coming from......but it is so sad the position this countries is in.......it always makes me angry

Of course, libyans will forever regret their actions....courtesy of the united states.....
Even more annoying is the fact that we have both human and natural resources to be a global giant, but what we have a the generational plundering of our common wealth by a select few...of course, we can do far far better as a country, but unfortunately, the foundation on which the country was created is very faulty.

The rest of the world has left us behind...it will take at least 10-20 years continuous efforts to redeem the country. 2023 might just be the last opportunity to start the process...but with what is on ground...I am very afraid
Sports › Re: Obinna Nsofor: The Luxury Lifestyle Of Nigerian Footballer (Pictures) by humberjade: 3:01pm On Aug 05, 2021
Hassanmaye:
I will try Ghana
Issokay ooo grin...I don't know about that...but I wish you the very best
Sports › Re: Obinna Nsofor: The Luxury Lifestyle Of Nigerian Footballer (Pictures) by humberjade: 12:09pm On Aug 05, 2021
Hassanmaye:
Blood of Zachariah! Me that is looking for opportunity to japa and get green card, I thought I need to be a millionaire o, you just open my eyes, let me start for there website s
The chance of you getting one online whilst still in Nigeria is slim...except you have a great body sha...that would be an advantage. Our YY brothers don cast dating sites for Naija.

Hustle small gather money to leave Naija...and the remaining go be piece of cake. Now it all depends on the country too. While most are very welcoming, some are not too welcoming to 3rd world citizens.
Sports › Re: Chukwuebuka Enekwechi's Sister Blasts Nigerian Women by humberjade: 11:09am On Aug 05, 2021
Activist001:
For context, many Nigerian women attacked her brother (the Nigerian shotput thrower) on Facebook for marrying a white woman aka "whitey" and not coming home to take a Nigerian woman as his bride.

Agu Nwaanyi Nokwa Ofuma lost her cool when she spotted a comment on a group on Facebook. Responding, She wrote;

”Nigerians are so dirty lol. I just saw a comment about my brother’s ”white wife”. So he should now, after being with this person who has supported him before he ever won his first medal, leave her and find a nasty, gaptoothed, 250% density wig wearing, sloppy never been pregnant but has a postpartum belly, 100-0, never contributing financially, emotionally, or otherwise, user ass Nigerian woman to celebrate his wins with because of what exactly? God punish you after entitlemet finishes punishing you”

. grin
Jesus is Lord!!!! Medh ooo

See smackdown
grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria Crash Out Of Women's 4x100m Relay As Enekwechi Fails To Shine by humberjade: 10:52am On Aug 05, 2021
Sleekfingers:
that means we are not ready as a country.......because divide power cant do jack........abi na God developed singapore, Uae, germany and japan? Ir was a lot of hard work and sacrifices.........nigeria is not a serious country......but we are quick to call on God for help.......as if na God help those countries that are developed and doing fine......no be the same God create nigerians and those people residing in those countries........nigeria is a disgrace to the entire black race.......it is high time we start telling ourselves the truth.......nothing good can come out of this useless country, if we dont change our mindsetd. And stop calling one God for divine help........it makes me furious when i hear nigerians call on God.....without do the necessary
We are on the same page bro...what I am saying is that the country is on the verge of total collapse...but we need grace to at least hold it together while we try for the last time to fix. After all, if e collapse patapata now, there will be nothing to fix again.

Look at Libya for example, 10 years or so after her total collapse, nothing seem to be working. And there is no sign of it coming close to what it was before.

I know right...the countries with the most poverty stricken population are the most religious ..I need not say more...I understand you

How future lies in our hands, but atimes, one's efforts only can't fix things. Reason why countries like America combines both.
Sports › Re: Obinna Nsofor: The Luxury Lifestyle Of Nigerian Footballer (Pictures) by humberjade:
Hassanmaye:
Go and marry oyinbo without money and see if it will work
See novice ooo....So many people over here are dating seriously and getting married to Oyinbos with little or no money.

You think all Oyinbos are like most of our women? Fine, for you to marry a white model, you will need to be decently rich...but wetin most Oyinbo ladies dey look for, no be wetin dey your mind right now.

5 of my friends and area brothers are married and dating Oyinbos and even have kids with just decent incomes after all bills paid o. If no be sey me no just dey into all these white folks like that.

Sidon there grin grin
Sports › Re: Obinna Nsofor: The Luxury Lifestyle Of Nigerian Footballer (Pictures) by humberjade: 10:25am On Aug 05, 2021
Me sha no wan hear Eboue-like story o


Enjoy your wealth bro
Sports › Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria Crash Out Of Women's 4x100m Relay As Enekwechi Fails To Shine by humberjade: 10:08am On Aug 05, 2021
Sleekfingers:
na prayer and amen make the chinese win more than 30 gold medals abi?
Since we have failed to do the needful as a nation...and every fibre of the country seems to be hanging by a thread...the next thing nah to put am for Baba God hand nah.

We have failed as a nation...what is left is to seek divine grace while we try one more time to salvage the sinking ship. Failure to get it right this time, most likely means eternal doom for that country
Sports › Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria Crash Out Of Women's 4x100m Relay As Enekwechi Fails To Shine by humberjade: 8:11am On Aug 05, 2021
fergie001:
Chai grin cheesy
Abi nah...before you people will say I am not patriotic grin grin
Sports › Re: Shehu Sani: PUMA Donated Olympic Kits To Nigeria But Officials Rejected Them by humberjade: 8:03am On Aug 05, 2021
Naija ooo grin

Tragic!!!

Nah true one elder like that talk about Nigerians...sey "everybody be thief when the house is empty".

Corruption has eaten deep into the fabric of that country.. even if the country divides, same will still follow every tribe.

Everybody just looking for means to steal him own. grin cheesy grin
Sports › Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria Crash Out Of Women's 4x100m Relay As Enekwechi Fails To Shine by humberjade: 8:01am On Aug 05, 2021
tunize:
Why is my mind telling me this idris is winning our only Gold
Amen ooo grin grin
Sports › Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria Crash Out Of Women's 4x100m Relay As Enekwechi Fails To Shine by humberjade: 7:55am On Aug 05, 2021
fergie001:
That was the only picture I could get for Adijat.....I believe she will win.
Brother, you sef no try at all...you now placed a pic of our malnourished looking wrestler beside that kinda opponent...if Adijat sef see the 2 pictures, her heart go skip. grin grin

I wish her the very best sha
Sports › Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria Crash Out Of Women's 4x100m Relay As Enekwechi Fails To Shine by humberjade: 7:49am On Aug 05, 2021
fergie001:
19-year-old Adijat Idris v Livach Oksana..
Hahahahhahahahahaha


Na wetin Jesus see on top cross be this...before He said "it is finished" grin

Politics › Re: Ladi Adebutu Accuses Governor Abiodun Of Diverting ₦64bn LG Allocation by humberjade: 6:46am On Aug 05, 2021
The film wey go happen for Ogun politics come 2023 go dey interesting gan grin
Crime › Re: Emeka Eloagu: Five Persons Arrested Over The Murder Of Abuja Chef by humberjade: 12:49pm On Aug 04, 2021
Commentor:
They are all innocent.
You know this how? undecided
Sports › Re: Tokyo Olympics: Blessing Oborududu Wins Silver In Wrestling by humberjade: 3:57pm On Aug 03, 2021
At least we don comot for the base of the table grin

Congrats better person...More laurels to come

Properties › Re: Cost Of Floor And Ceiling Finishes by humberjade:
foruma702:
Hmm, You must chop belle full if you really want to funish to taste. Hustle oo so tay you go fit use your floor do mirror. Cheeeeee!!
So that people go fit dey fall anyhow on top the shiny floor...

People don't consider their kids and old age while choosing tiles for different parts of their homes.

Choose wisely...I have seen lives destroyed and cut short due to this.

May we not use the proceeds of our hustles to buy what will harm us ooo
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Over 20 ESN Members, Including 7 Females In Imo (Photo) by humberjade: 9:56pm On Aug 02, 2021
Why reveal the boys name...are these guys just plain stupid or what? B*stards!!!
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrest: Saraki Being Harassed Over 2023 Presidential Ambition – Yakasai by humberjade: 7:10pm On Aug 02, 2021
Open secret nah
Christianity Etc › Re: What Line From A Christian Song Resonates With You by humberjade: 10:27am On Aug 01, 2021
I know who God says I am

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