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Instead of the mumu woman, beating up her husband, Na now i see say Na true people dey always talk say women are their own worst enemy, That man go still continue dey play away match, This time it will be with another woman not this one

Very mumu armed robber, You carry gun, you no find bank rob, na ashawo you go dey rob

Who she help?

To add to that, another issue been say,
If you dey too form Don Jazzy and Posh,
You no dey come look wetin dey happen for your Site,
Engineer go just dey bring figure you dey tear cheque give am,

Your name na sorry,
Engineer go chop you sotey,
him use money were him make building your 4 bedroom flat, build him own 3 bedroom flat

Bros. You are right.
Abeg in case you dey find labourer to work for your site. Nigeria's number one online labourer dey here.

Which one the baby come dey carry face like say dem give am igbo make him smoke?

Abeg make una educate me,

Na the 6million were dey come from FG., every month dem wan take fund dis budget?

Spot on analysis,
Let the market determine the exchange rate,
Pegging the exchange rate at 190 naira while the black market rate is at 320, will only encourage the same corruption he claims to be fighting.

ANNYTOHCUTE:
It's a good thing that she is ready to learn and mingle with the celebrity heavyweights...i wish her best of luck..i pray she doesn't despise her humble beginning.

aunty mbok, you are looking cute,
What is that your number again?

Computers and Laptops are not cheap, so, the level of Laptop ownership is low,
A typical 20gb data plan won't cost you more than 20k naira, which is about $64 considering the present exchange rate,
And paying your workers through paypal will be a no, since the can't withdraw,
Through western union will be the best

JimG:
Anybody?

internet connection here is mostly on mobile phones, and we do have a substantial computer literate population.

I'm just watching the likes of Senator Ben Bruce, Godswill Akpabio, John Owan Enoh, Rose Okoh, and other Senators from ND,
If i hear say that bill pass first reading, na thunder go fire all of them.
This bill has domination and nepotism written all over it

Stabbed by a friend to death over 2k?, What a way to die, And me self been dey think say na my own worse pass, So na so hunger dey dis Naija, till friend dey kill friend over 2k?

*Buhari be like*
'this English too much for me Walahi'

Mkpo ase ba oh,


Mbok, jail that paedophile,

I just dey watch this Nigerian film first, make i see whether e go turn to blue film.

carinmom:
Masu gudu su gudu.

boys be like,
inah chanji?

IndianBwoy:
Haha sure man you are welcome anytime. You will enjoy the rural areas. Not much fun in the hig cities .

ok Boss

MadeOfBlaq:
Man.ur siggy is hillarious!!

bros, no be joke i dey joke oh,
Frustration were dey hold me, fit make me tie rope for neck

I just siddon dey read all the solutions were people don prescribe give the Op from page 1 to 8,
If the Op mistakenly try half of those solutions, no be him go commit suicide again, na una go kill am.
Bros. Word of advice, abeg find better Doctor tell am your problem

Swissheart:
tears filled my eyes when I saw your post. Can't believe you typed that on a wheel chair. I care alot about you. Pls reply my pm. I just want to talk to you.

i love a lady with a kind heart,
Aunty, please reply my pm, i want to marry you

IndianBwoy:
My first language is Tulu. Second language is English.

I do speak some Hindi but its not that fluent.

Mostly South Indians substitute Hindi with English.

Ok boss,
I'm like a fan of Indian culture and Bollywood, Maybe some day, i'll visit India, and maybe make a stop at Tuluva Nadu

IndianBwoy:
We are still agitating for separate statheood. For now we are included in Karnataka state, but our language, culture and religion us different from the Kannada speaking peoples.

but you do speak Hindi too right, or you only Tulu?

grossintel:
thanks alot, I try really hard to avoid being alone in doors. Am not the alcohol type but socializing really helps me this days.

Oga grossintel bro, abeg if i talk say i feel your pain na lie i dey talk because na only you know wetin you dey feel ,
But no matter what, no commit suicide abeg cos na your family go feel am pass,
But in case you no wan take my advice abeg follow write my name put for your will,
I no dey joke for dis talk were i wan talk so oh, in case you meet doctor were tell you say him fit do prick transplant,
Come to me, i'll be your donor,

But no forget to come with 5million oh

For us broke guys were no get data to download am, Abeg aunty Xaviersmiley, You fit help us with the lyrics, make we just manage am like that, Since we no fit afford the full song with beats

IndianBwoy:
No thats extreme South.
Im from South Canara region. (Tuluva Nadu).

ok, But i have never heard of that State' I've only heard of Tamil Nadu, Maybe i'll goggle it and get to know the place.

IndianBwoy:
Thats just some nonsense hollywood stereotypes.

Snake charmers are mostly in the North. And these days they are not so common. Im from the South-West.

that's where Kerala is located right?

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
How the hell did Borno lose 2 trillion Naira, a state that generates a paltry 11 Billion IGR . Even Lagos state took 8-10 years to generate 2 trillion Naira in revenue. I guess this crook is looking for a way to get more allocation.

dude is trying to take advantage of the situation in his state to enrich himself,


Watchout for this guy, in a few years time,
he will be one richest ex governors in the country

The gospel is for sale,

And many are buying,

But what the are buying is adulterated,

Beware, be warned,

Don't fall a victim