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Am too broke to have an opinion, I'll revisit this thread, when i see food chop.

IndianBwoy:
Nah I cant . I left the place.

i thought you guys had snake charmers over there,
I'll really love to watch those guys in action

JimG:
Hi there Nairalanders,

My name is Jim. I'm not Nigerian but I am looking to hire a few people from Nigeria. Any idea on how long it takes to be able to post in the Jobs/Vacancies section, or perhaps just to reply in that section?

That aside though, hi everyone!

Hello Mr Jim, just click on the job and vacancies section, scroll a little and you will see a create topic option, click on it, and you will see a subject option (a small box), input the title there, then scroll down a little and you will see a bigger box,
Input what you wish to talk about or you are looking for there,
Hope my description was helpful!.
To add that, i am looking for a job, i can be a gateman, security guard, labourer, help hand, bag carrier, cleaner, and messenger

E come dey like say na only the Woman dey Bleep for that street,

E fit even be say e don tey were the woman Bleep sef,

She been just wan recharge her batteries after a long time ,

Na him the whole vehicle come shutdown.

Rip mama Joy,
May our vehicles not shutdown, when we want to recharge our batteries.

Funny that this celebs will always post their pictures on social media,
and expect every comment to be positive,
with everyone praising their looks,

Get off your high horses Ladies,

No matter how you fine,
no be everybody go agree say you fine

Why is Lagos among the States that the refineries will be sited?,
Dangote is already building a refinery there,
Why not bring the refineries nearer to the source of the crude to avoid stories of sabotage of Pipelines by vandals,
Akwa ibom, Delta and Bayelsa, could have been the ideal locations.

That Thing dey confuse me too, E just dey like say, God dig hole for all of us to fall inside, Each man suppose carry him own cross nah, Why should we all be suffering for what Adam did in the garden of Eden?, Why should all mankind be suffering because of One Man's disobedience?,

Smh for Naija,
wheelbarrow Pushers sef come get union,
And the stupid Honourable, instead of using constituency project funds to help them out with a better means of livelihood, is buying them 10 wheelbarrows,
e be like say dem curse dis Benue people with the worst set of leaders

Abeg Baba Buhari,

Before dis change come kill us finish, we no need am again,

Just take us back to where we were before you entered Aso Rock.

Even God know say sinning dey human being Dna,
Just try your best to do good and do away with bad company that always tempts you into sinning,
But, truth be told,
You just won't be able to stop sinning,
But you can only keep the rate low

Picture of the man you saved or Idonbilivit.

I'm no fan of Ipob,
But
I do not trust the DSS either,

This guys could go as far as killing innocent people, and pinning the crime on Ipob as an excuse to destroy the organisation and jail it members,
People in the South East should be very vigilant,
There is a silent war going on,
For all it investigative 'prowess', why hasn't the Dss succeeded in
arresting any of the Fulani herdsmen responsible for the massacre in Agatu?

steveneche:
When loyalists started trekking for buhari on his victory, i never knew the treckking will later go round. I cant believe i could ever cover d distance i trekked 2day because of fuel scarcity.. #trekkingforbuhari or endtimetrekking?

oga,
no blame scarcity say na him make you trek,
Talk say you dey broke,

Come join us for happy trekkers club, our club na for broke guys were no fit afford t.fare to work

Interesting and educative stuff, But bros no vex, I been wan ask say, Who Usa military don help?

Who dia yansh don help?,

Anuoluwapo23:
Lol when did you turn to dbanj?

aunty na Don jazzy dey talk to you so,
D'banj been dey learn work for my workshop

Anuoluwapo23:
Okay I look like mumu to you Abi i look like a kid

Aunty calm down,pesin no dey play with una again?

Is it a crime to fall in love?

Being remembered as the Governor who dressed like a woman to escape prison in London,

Is like one of the worst ways to be remembered,
Rest in peace
D.S.P Alams,
until we meet to steal no more

Anuoluwapo23:
Seriously it's not easy here in my area no light, transportation has been difficult dunno if I will be spending all my salary on transport it tiring....


Let's hear urs Discuss....

Here in my area, i dey find girl like you to date,
Were go dey bring food from her Mama house come give me make i chop

May God bless that Pastor for his good work,
Na wetin christianity dey all about be dis,
Jesus no been come die,
So that Pastors go fit own private jet

See dia face like refugees were run from boko are rams,


Abeg oga Judge,

Sentence dem to 100yrs in prison with hard labour

Airforce1:
This money dropped off from a lady I gave a lift 6 months ago.

I don't know her or where she lives.. I only assisted her.

Should I give the money to charity or go report to the nearest police station??

my main man, abeg na my Mama the money fall from, we don find the money sotey, we been wan go jazz for the pesin were thief am or dey hold am,
If you no believe me, send am in the name of charity, but na true i dey tell you so

Maxi112:
na fuel scarcity cause am??

guy stop that kind play oh, i be generator were dey chop fuel, wetin concern my belle,with fuel scarcity?,

durentdbiitch:



send am thru where?

dhl, fedex,ems, or you monetize am send am for bank

At the end of the day durentbitch life na him own,
Anyhow him choose to live am na him business, if him carry disease na for him body,
so why 'evils?'

Guy, happy birthday in advance,
In case food dey una side, abeg, send am through make hunger no kill me.

Maxi112:
ur moniker sha..
hungryboy! have u eaten??




just kidding

guy, no be joke i never chop oh since morning, If you get food for me, abeg send am through

AlienStar:
Why wait? Get down to biz!

na baby producing machine the man buy?,
Having babies is not the sole reason for marriage, after all, you can have kids without marrying, if you think say i dey lie, ask 2face

The devil you know at home, is better than angel you see on the web,
To some of us, the internet is our stage,
Because we are playing a certain role, doesn't mean that's who we are in real life

refiner:
lol!...I prefer d guys way of complementing....why?....cos dey just do dat for fun and never meant it buh gals live a pretentious life and dose romantic names dey call each other are never meant!

guys live a pretentious life too,
And a very competitive one,
Your friend wan drive car were fine pass your own,
Wan get babe were fine pass your own,
And some go even dey eye your girlfriend.

There are some guys that the feeling than the are better than their friends' is what keeps them going

Fedayeen:
Au revoir El dulAdoo

le Baba Buhari, le lie for us, le bring change,
Le change we no see eh,

Mr waka waka,
House dey fire,
e dey fly to China,

Oga i take God beg you,

Abeg fuel been cost i no complain,

Dollar rise i no complain,

Ashawo sef top price i no complain,

Rice add money i no complain,

But Garri don come be 4 cups 100 naira, and na him i dey chop everyday,

Baba Buhari, i no wan change again,
#bringbackourgarri

Mr Flavour, i hope say you no go leave your 'flavour' for Mali oh,
The last time you left your flavour somewhere, two baby mamas emerged out of the experiment.