₦airaland Forum

Charmerbeautylooks:
There's no smoke without fire! Reporter tell us d real story, u family members must have gone there to query wot killed ur sister. Forgetting u r in another man's land n far frm home. Smthing serious must have generated d cause of d fight nt wot ur mum said. Meanwhile may d dead rest in peace, amen!

just listen to yourself,
Is that even an excuse?,
Some people will only call a tragedy a tragedy, when it happens to them or their relatives

Jesus christ!!!,
Why are humans so heartless?,
No matter what happened, no matter who was in the wrong or right, Human live shouldn't be taken so lightly,
The police should arrest and jail all the culprits abeg,

KashyBaby:
Lol...little boy, I'm not a paedophile...I don't fancy kids

Mamacita, i'm not a little boy, i have got hairs growing down there,
And have done it with a 40yr old woman before,
Experience beats the age gap Mama.
So whatcha say?

KashyBaby:
I like matured men...and juz his body built is enaf for me to say, ayaaaaaayaaay !

aunty,
I got that same body type,
And i love matured women,
Seems we were made for each other,
Can we hookup?

May God bless her excellency , But, wetin i discover for this Our First Ladies be say, After their husband comot for government house, Their charity work don stop

Oga airhead one, you don come again,
Must you show us every new 500naira polo you buy?

Aunty, sex is not worth the hype,

Let's say, you find the man,
15-20 minutes after he is done bleeping you,
you will asking yourself,
'is this what i put an advert on a billboard for'?

Make guys dey aware of the risks were dem take, in the name of exposing corrupt policemen oh,
Like like play, police go fire you bullet, talk say dem been think say na gun you been dey carry, or even place gun for your body, talk say, you be armed robber, were been wan attack them.

Corruption for Nigeria,

Dey like reggae for Jamaica,

Nobody can stop reggae.

Cutehector:
Bag of shitt

you still come click on the bag of shitt, view am join,even comment join,
Guy, you dey work for shitt factory?

That's naija for you
It's safer to steal 2billion naira than a goat,

Chai,
Rest in peace pretty lady,
Abeg make her husband find better lawyer sue Nigerian Police, were go fit win am atleast 100million naira in damages

Aunty, because e happen to virgin Mary no mean say e go happen to you, Holy Ghost been don stop to dey put women belle, Tell me another lie

Democracy is so overated,
Cos it slows down the speed of development of a country,
And it ability to deal with corrupt elements,
If you wish to bring real and snappy change, become a dictator,
It is a fact that Gaddafi the dictator, did more for his people than Obama and Bush combined.

Which nationwide blackout?,
Throughout yesterday, light dey our area,
dem just take am for like 30 minutes bring am back around 7:30pm, since then dem never take am, i sleep, wake up with light, right now i still dey flex the light sef,

Chai,
Make we stop to repeat the mistake of our Fathers nah,
If you never chop belleful, get enough money for bank, no go near woman say you wan put am belle nah,
Even you woman, no just dey open leg anyhow, abi you like to bring pikin come dis world to come suffer?

Nice one,
But i no trust all this test tube babies,
What if the mistakenly switched your sperm and replaced it with another Man's own?,

I just check calendar now, see say today na April fool,
Aunty, rape is not a joking matter,
If you were really raped, accept my condolences,
But if na joke you dey joke,
Your rapists' are on the way,
And the won't be 3, the will be 33.

E no easy oh,
Na so we dey do for face me i face you,
If you talk say na Malaria dey worry you,
Na so dis one go tell you take Lemon grass, dat one go say put lemon juice for inside water drink, the other one go tell take dis herb press am, put am for peak milk drink, etc,
Doctors were no get certificate, plenty for face me i face you eh,
If you dey sick, no even tell dem, just waka jeje go hospital oh

The man is spot on,
Presidents don't travel for fun, every visit to another country should be beneficial to our country,
I no too blame Baba sha,
Maybe, to fly first class with all the perks just dey sweet am

If it looks like a lie, If it smells like a lie, If it sounds like a lie, It is a lie

LadyVerah:
lol... in between, its ma bdayyy... how many likes for me??

happy birthday, but
Aunty, you wan carry the likes go buy cake?,

.which one the woman name come be Chanel Chin,
I hope say her husband name no be Chin Chin?

akanbiaa:
LoL so cultist will patronize you, but they need to test how good your work is hope your skin is hard enough

i go employ you as tester nah,
If dem wan test, dem do am for your body, for every test na 10naira i go dey pay you

Him no wan work for pesin again, him wan dey self employed, Na only the name of the business change, Doctrine, and tithing rules remain the same

Naija relationships bore pass borehole,
Here is a typical boyfriend/girlfriend whatsapp chat.
Boyfriend:hello Baby
Girlfriend:hi darling,
Boyfriend:how was your day?
Girlfriend:it was okay, your's?
Boyfriend:it was fine, but i missed you,
Girlfriend:i missed you too
Boyfriend:so, when can we see?
Girlfriend:i'm kind of busy this week, but i might be free on Sunday
Boyfriend:ok sunday then, i love you,
Girlfriend: love you too.
*THE END*.
and the circle will repeat itself, throughout the relationship, na only when dem wan break up, were chat go change

The internet is creating a generation of zombies, Must anything that goes viral on the web, be copied my all?

There was a country,
It died when politicians started earning 1000 times the minimum wage,
When our pastors started cruising in private jets,
When greed had overtaken our sense of compassion and integrity,
All we have left is a jungle, with the majority of it inhabitants preying on each other

kenonze:
They look so demonic.

Shiitte are not real Islam.
They are pure disgrace to Islamic Belief.

If u can remove sentiments you will believe what am saying.

Looking at their doctrine it's totally different from core Islamic teachings.

Aunty who are you to judge?,
Shias, Ahmaddiyas, and the Sufi sect, are the most peaceful Islamic sects,
If you are talking about demons, then the Sunnis and the Wahhabis 'have it'