₦airaland Forum

Flexherbal:
OK. So, which one will work in Nigeria?

Winchman.
Winchman dey turn to bird fly go anywhere him wan go,
Winchman go siddon for village kill you were dey city,
Winchman no need internet or Gps to track you down, na just mirror

Happy birthday bro, Where the party wan hold make i come chop rice?

All dis one na long thing, Oga Kachikwu, we no wan hear your story, Na fuel we wan see
#bringbackourfuel

After you and Amaechi, don use una thugs perpetrate violence finish, You come set up Judicial Panel to investigate the killings,
Seems we already know what their verdict will look like.

All those mumu were contribute 2.5million to buy toto deserve to be duped,

Abeg, Oga police release that guy,

If dem like, make dem dey fly second class,
That one no go stop us to dey queue buy fuel like say we dey class,
Baba Buhari, no be the agreement we been get be dis oh,
As you been dey campaign, you no been tell us say, you go dey fly for air while we go dey trek for land oh,

#i never see change

Is the battery removable?

Mess up Wizkid's career?
Who does she even think she is sef?,

Wizkid became a successful musician, through the power of his talent,

He didn't get rich of trying to destroy others or peddling gossip about them,

The level were Wizkid dey, na only God fit destroy am,

UIA04:
Hey guys its my birthday today

Aunty happy birthday,
You will live to celebrate a 140 birthdays ahead,
Make joy never depart from your dwelling.
Aunty, abeg were the party go dey, make i come chop fried rice,
If the place far, abeg monetize the rice money send for me , make i buy am here.

The world was a better place before the coming of the gossip blogs,
This blogs peddle 'useless knowledge', to make their owners rich
The knowledge that Wizkid is living in a rented apartment,or Olamide has a babymama,or that
D'banj is driving a rented Porsche is useless to me,
It won't add to my net worth, or change my social status,
The only beneficiary in the peddling of this news is the blogger, who will get increased traffic and more advert cash.

Pastis:
If Linda had said wizkid bought a new car, there would had been no problem. And how does all these help wizkid pay the rent in contention, the eviction notice still stands by the way.

you wan help am pay am?,
How does the knowledge that Wizkid is owing rent, help you pay your's?

We all have our personal problems,
Anyone will get angry if your personal issues were exposed for public consumption,
Linda is not doing anyone a service,
Peddling celebrity gossip and getting rich of it, is no model life worth following,
If her blog goes away today, it won't leave any vacuum in our lives

rantmoniker:
That one hard o. Na only egold I get money now.

bros, how dem dey take collect the egold sef?

rantmoniker:
Your level of poverty has really touched me.It appears you are so broke that you can no longer even pay attention to topics in threads before making comments. Do you accept egold?

bros, na only e-dollars and naira i dey accept

Abeg i get 10000 likes were i wan sell,
Interested buyers should contact me,
E no cost,
I can even trade it for a plate of garri

Thank God for internet, were dey make me dey siddon for my face me i face you, dey see this celebrities for their Mansions and Bentlys,

Tolexander:
there are farmlands leased out by Government,

Are there ranchland leased out by Government?

where i come from, we do not lease Farmland from the government,
And we do not involve in a type of farming we can't afford,
If you can't afford a ranch to rear your cattle, why go into cattle rearing in the first place?,

I have never seen a tribe more deadly or brutal ,
Even If your cattle was stolen in a village, that's no excuse for you to attack the village and murder 16 people,

Our governors down here should ban nomadic cattle rearing, before this killings run out of hand and lead to something bigger.

koladata:
I'm curious about the recent beef between these two celebrities . Can anyone in the house analyze their worth.

siddon dey count other people money, no go make your own

Tolexander:
what about the tax from it?

The function of government is to provide good ground for every business to thrive and avoid cconflict!

we also pay tax and other levies from the garri we process from our farms down here,
And not to forget, we buy our farming land, seeds, fertiliser etc,
And we do not encroach or trespass on other peoples' farmland,
Maybe the government should also create garri ranches equipped with schools and hospitals in the 36 states for cassava farmers too,

Na thunder go fire any governor in the Niger Delta, that will give land to the Federal Government to use for this grazing project,
If this is not another form of domination, what is?

Rearing of cattle is a private business,
Any gain made from the selling of your cattle doesn't go to the government, but to someone's pocket,
If you wish to rear, buy a land, and plant grass for your cattle to eat

Who dia Phd help?,

mynd1:
Lol. Oga dis ur moniker self fee scare person to marry u.

aunty, don't worry, just give me some time, i go soon change dis moniker to bellefullboy,
Our marriage na for dubai we go do am, and our honeymoon go be for Paris,
Make i speak small hausa for you to show you say i dey serious,

En mata, ina da quoi walahi, ba wasa pa.

Some men are evil

Those Asians are sometimes more racist than even Caucasians,but Wetin our people dey go find for Thailand nah?,

E come do make i remember one church song like dat,
Make i rephrase am,


This yansh is not my own,

Am just a patching through,

My real yansh is laid down,

Somewhere behind the blue,

The yansh beckons me,

From backyard's open door,
And i can't feel at home in this yansh anymore.

omenka:
Typical. It must always be them. They simply hate peace. At the sound of it, they get angry.

you are so pathetic,
I have seen sycophants and lapdogs, but Your's is on another level,
This are your kinsmen we are talking about here,
Instead of you advocating for justice for those who were killed, you are here defending the government,

No compare that market woman with my Tiwa abeg,


You wan compare love me to Johnny?,

Abi na gode to Wanted?,

Abi ferrari to my darling?
Guy stop that play, Yemi Alade na apprentice were Tiwa Savage dey

Madam Linda, don't play the Saint here abeg or behave as if you are doing the public a service,
You will keep writing about them, not because, it's the best thing to do, but because, of your greed to earn more cash,
The world was a better place before the coming of the gossip blogs,
We all have our personal problems,
Telling us that a celibrety is living in a rented apartment or riding a rented Porsche, won't change my life or put food or my table,
The only beneficiary in the circulation of this news, will be Linda Ikeji, whose blog will generate more traffic which equals more adverts, which equals more money in her account

mynd1:
But we are more beautiful than one another. Abi ur fingers be d same

aunty, no mind dem,
You are very beautiful,
I dey even dream say when i make money, i go come marry you