₦airaland Forum

onila:
havent you see 3 year olds molested before

what the big deal

are u in this world?

Aunty, na you suppose ask yourself that question nah, cos, last time i checked, this world we live doesn't have 8yrs olds employing gatemen to guide their abodes

I wish i had the power to stop this suicide attacks, and drill sense into the heads of this suicide bombers and terrorists,
But i can't,
And the people that can, are not taking it as a priority because it's not their kids that are dying as a result of the actions of this terrorists.

onila:
I never had intercourse with men at 15
but i was groped by a 25 year old

a girl at 15 knows what shes doing
its sad how pple are dissing this poor footballer
as if at 15 many girls have done worse

this pedophillia stuff, they shld be easy judging guys who do teenage girls

its when the girl is below 10, it shld be a problem

my gateman used to chase me when i was 8 years old, sucks i was too ashamed to report him

your gateman used to chase you when you were 8yrs old?
Aunty, you well so?

Zellie:
I thought she was gay. She's definitely bisexual then

All toto na prick get am, the toto fit play with another toto, love another toto,
Kiss another toto, bleep another toto,
But at the of the day,
She go realise say prick no get rival.

Wetin man go find with Chichi were look like Iron, Na magnetic experiment him wan do with am?

If you were born to steal, then i was born to be hungry, Mumustical Mumu like am, As him mama born am, she born am with gun for hand?

That's why, guys like us, that grew up in the streets, trust no one,
If you like carry two bible and Koran for hand, when e come to money , i no fit trust you,
Now, like play like play, the small girl were you been help, don come thief your 40million, her family still get mind call police for you.
I bet at first, the girl Mama was probably calling you Madam, and the girl was calling you Aunty,
But now na, your name dem go dey call you.

That Benue Governor should also try and visit his people in Agatu and other communities made that have been attacked Fulani Herdsmen.

Jack Bauer na movie character, The best comparison could have been with a real life hero, The man is truly great at what he does, Mr Abba Kyari, continue the good job

That ram Senator Ndume is a disgrace,
The North's greatest problem, is that majority of it leaders and learned men are in support of polygamy and are always against population control and family planning

Ok stupid, rest in peace,
You are dead, she is alive, and might even bring her new boyfriend to your burial ceremony,
As fish plenty for water so, you still get mind kill yourself over one Titus sardine.

If hunger drive you, na only accident you go get, Am speaking from experience oh

And why should we believe that his story is true?,
all this my friend slept with my fiancee blog stories, always end up being fakes, aimed at drawing traffic to their blogs

Nairalanders supporting this action on here are pathetic,

Maybe i shouldn't even blame them, cause the haven't even dared to venture into a business before due to their laziness.
Waking up in the morning to meet your business place demolished and your goods looted is a traumatic experience everybody should pray not to go through

All this law court na long thing,
Hand over that Yinusa guy give some boys for creek, make dem teach am how to love creek style.

Oga Dangote, respect yourself, we know say for a billionaire like you, to comot 70naira buy rice per cup or buy only 5 cups of garri for 100naira no be anything,
But for us the broke and hungry, that make up the majority of the country's population, that's a crisis

I still remember say na like dis i been look when i was a small pikin , Now were hunger don come hold me, i don wowo pass Obj, If you see pesin were fine, money dey dia near am

Democracy wasn't made for the black man,

We love being in total control, that's why
even the democracy we claim to practise is a dictatorship, whereby
It's either you buy your opponents off, or take them out hitman style

Na so dem dey always do, when she wan divorce am dia, She no go even call am by him name, na dis man him go call am,
But i jealous that guy sha, Na my dream girl him dey bleep so every night

Thunder fire this Malaysian people,
Una don jail pesin 20yrs in prison finish, why una go come add 10 strokes of koboko on top,
una wan kill am?

This man's replies only proves our fears,
It's no big deal to them over there in the North, the are even suprised that we are creating so much furore over this issue,

If you dey wait for Usa, you are on a long thing,
USA, only whines about human right abuses, when it's a country it has no influence,
Saudi Arabia and Bahrain with all the human right abuses happening there, are not cautioned or sanctioned by the USA,
Buhari's government is Pro Usa, if it was pro Russia or China like Zimbwawe,
Buhari matter for dey Icc by now

PassingShot:
Good news for the govt and patriotic citizens. Bad news for PDP, wailers and IPOD touts who wish the govt failure.

I predicted this rise in crude price on many occasions.

Oga e be like say you dey live for another Nigeria oh, no be dis same one were we dey, wetin be good news for Nigerians for inside dis tori?.
Dollar price still dey 300 naira plus, Rice still dey 70naira per cup, even garri still dey sell 5 cup for 100naira,
To support Buhari, no mean say you go become zombie oh, when you see truth, talk am

Madam pensioner were never chop belleful, still wan dash the small 10k were she dey collect every month,
Madam, if you are so eager on doing good, check around you, people were need that 10k badly to survive plenty pass sand sand,
If dem no near you, you fit send am give me, make i carry dey buy garri

fatymore:
naso calabar people dey do..chopin people since 1900

oh boy, if you no get better thing to talk, just shut up nah,

.mkpo ase ba oh
You take your own hand go carry cutlass jeje, waka go kill pesin pikin,
Come dey blame your people were dey village dey find wetin to chop.

favoured234:
OP do you live there?
If yes let me plan a short trip

i hope say ma joke you dey joke oh,
Cos, Mogadishu and Maiduguri dey complete for title of where bomb blast dey happen pass

PassStores love their spinster conferences,
Cos, it a means to identify the pretty girls in their flock, the can keep as concubines

I hope say dem no carry belle come back oh?

My guy i no get mb i for listen to the track, But in case you hit the big time with this track, No forget to hire me as your gateman oh,

I still remember working for one contractor like that were dey too like quote Bible for every situation, that man paid us the worst wage we have ever earned, and he treated us badly too,
Since that day, i no dey judge human being again based on how many Bible or Quoran him carry for him Motor, or his ability to quote bible verses or recite the Quoran off hand,