Why not get a cat � to ward away the sickness patapata

Wetin you find go Chinese party?
How does this add to my bank account naw

Hnmmmmmmmm.... Alufá Taju again.
Everyone shaaaa wan become popular for this Naija

I served in a remote town called Olode, which is along Ife-Ondo Expressway, Osun state. The town has no electricity nor potable water.
My PPA was done in the only government owned High school in the town, where ghost corper is more valued than the normal ones.

And the school administration allowed these children to do this? For what?

Òyìnbó dey disturb you

dumiel:


4 u to make this kind of dumb assertion really says a lot about ur personality & it's quite shocking u could open ur mouth this wide to make such a claim.. Pls speak 4ursef & d likes. There could be quite a lot of potential wannabe criminals but certainly not every Nigerian

Abi ooooo

prekumohtim:


Our laws should be amended . What's 3 months sentence? Abeg knack them 15 or more years . No difference between them and yahoo boys

Abi oooo

marveangel:
The way these whites care for wild animals you begin to imagine how some of the hate their fellow human being just because of skin color

What have you said now

Fahdiga1:
I thought that it is Haram to accept anything western. Expect the host town to demolish the school anytime from now for insulting Allah

Education is a scam in Nigeria

Martial arts

He should have played his game right before all this catastrophe sets in

mrwonlasewonie:
Jack trying to protect his buisness Intrest through crafty and cunning means

The heat is already affecting his pocket

Na anywhere belle face Jack dey turn to o

Jack is not on anybody's side for example if Na democrats dey power,he go support them,if Republicans dey power he go support them.na who dey power wey go benefit him buisness Intrest he dey take sides with o

He understands the buisness principles that to be successful buisness wise you must be neutral in politics

You're a don

Starz825:

Guy... always count your shots when you hitting the spot...sex na art....
If you doing doggy or any kind of style...count your shots (in your mind)...12345678910....it helps you take your mind off the excitement while you also maintain your erection...then change style regularly...like after 15 shots on Doggy grab her lips and boobs kiss and massage respectively...then move to another style then give and count another 15 shots on that spot ..then repeat the process...sex na art

Change positions. Let her ride you like a horse. It should be a mutual benefit

A Rejoinder by the Federal Ministry of Education

Sugar head VP

Lolz ������

DenreleDave:


Rubbish scientist.. No be only 100 million years, na 1 billion years ago..


Are these scientists mad?

Shey we resemble Omo Ase ni??

Werey lawon eleyi Sha.. Imagine 100 million years



Thank you.. What is carbon dating sef?

I know carbon, I know dating

Does carbon date each other again

Too much guava=colon cancer

Why are some guys not man enough to walk up to a lady, and woo her instead of doing this shameful act
No peace for the wicked

lalasticlala:
#JusticeForBarakat: An 18-year-old student, Barakat Bello was allegedly raped and killed by some men at her home in Ibadan yesterday.

The hijab-wearing Barakat Bello was allegedly murdered while she was struggling to resist rape.

https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=%23JusticeForBarakat&src=trend_click

This is med oooo

godkiller:
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________
(Signature of Screwee) 
------------

This act won't stop until some people are castrated

Medtelly:
4 year old girl narrates how she was constantly raped by School Teacher


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEflEpDbE8E

Probably you are right... But the crowd was tight SHAA... I still doubt she did... Which ever one... It was a pleasurable event my brother........ Who wears a short gown without tight I wish she wore G strings.. Lol

Na ghetto you dey stay Well, Most people body don full at this particular moment of lockdown. No roadside chick to ease on nor olosho. Olosho sef don dey lockdown ����

okomile:
Mine was on the train years ago.
I had to join the train at 6.15am fr Shogunle to ebute metta early in the morning.

The train is usually crowded with no light.

I got down at ebute metta and had sperm at the back of my dress

So embarrassing as it was the around 7am

Wish I knew when it happened, would have beaten the guy

WTF and you noticed nothing

Fyngal1:
This sounds like something from AY live. You comment on your madam's status, she reports you to the housegirl, housegirl reports back to you and you are here asking NL what to do?

Why not ask the housegirl?

Abi ooo. The guy shaaa Don get the attention he craves for

majamajic:
go to the next pics , write ' can't wait for u to be back

Hilarious

Sirheny007:
The people in the country is a reflection of the bad government.

Nail on the head. Who is the government gaaan self?

Officialgarri:

De-stoning is #200 per 50kg bag

Abájọ tí stone dey full the rice.
They should set modalities in the sense that the local rice meets international standards before placing a ban on the foreign rice

Kosi dànù reloaded

GermanMelania:


What is the English name for gbegiri?

That cassave flake thing is so annoying. Garri is granulated sef not flaked. Double annoyance

efo riro should also be added

For example, you get k-leg

okorotalkative:


Also originating in the 19th century is K-leg, first attested in 1842 in British English, but now used mostly in Nigerian English. It is another term for the condition of knock knees, as well as a depreciative name for a person affected with this condition, whose inward-turning knees often resemble the shape of the letter K. It is of such widespread use in Nigeria that by the early 1980s, it had acquired a figurative meaning—a K-leg can now also be any sort of problem, flaw, setback, or obstacle.

Nice recitation