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Firs for Vat
Lirs for income tax on your profits.
If You offer no service or have no taxable income You fill ɑ̤̈̊ form stating same aπϑ U̶̲̥̅̊ pay nothing(if it was LTD U̶̲̥̅̊ will pay minimum tax rate).
Local Govt will always look for bills †☺ charge Ūя̲̅ organization: TV License, Radio license, permits etc

It depends if it was your money, aπϑ You have receipts for it. Also was the land actually bought i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ your name? You can sue him for money had aπϑ received but I doubt You will be able †☺ recover the land except U̶̲̥̅̊ want †☺ sue the new purchasers too saying the agent didn't have the power †☺ do $☺. Ps it must have been bought i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Ūя̲̅ name for You †☺ do $☺? Ps did U̶̲̥̅̊ sign any deed of assignment or survey plan? U̶̲̥̅̊ can call ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ on 08093779782

Actually, ur uncle can protect himself aπϑ his family with the use of trusts! With ɑ̤̈̊ trust he can be the trustee as well as the beneficiary during his lifetime. Then if he dies he can appoint anybody †☺ be both trustee aπϑ beneficiary aπϑ his wife might not be included if he $☺ wishes. Ciao. For more buzz ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ on 08093779782

At ilade, u can call me on 08053779782. Although You can apply for divorce while staying i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the same house, the Court might not grant it on the ground of Condonation,

Under the Nigerian Law, ɑ̤̈̊ woman cannot rape ɑ̤̈̊ man since for rape, penetration has †☺ occur.

Well did You get married i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ church/registry? If yes, d court will not want †☺ grant ɑ̤̈̊ divorce if it Ȋ̝̊̅§ aware that the parties still live together. If it wasn't i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ church/registry U̶̲̥̅̊ can stay with ha. But your ground for divorce Ȋ̝̊̅§ hard except U̶̲̥̅̊ can get copies of the police reports filed. Finally why don't U̶̲̥̅̊ just move out or chase ha out or send ha without the kids †☺ ha parents? Call ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ on 08053779782.

Call 08053779782.

Please before continuing, confirm the gaming aπϑ casino laws of the state involved. If You need a small legal opinion do not hesitate †☺ call 08053779782

Do you still want †☺ retain your old name? Then buzz me up on 08053779782

Can Somebody please tell Oga Fashola say this law is STUPID and ILLADVISED!!! Furthermore the law will not only congest our prisons but will enrichen LASTMA officials!!! 20k for not giving toad †☺ traffic at roundabout!! Haba, lastma fit lie on dat one except say the Govt put CCTV everywhere. Ps also the fines must not be automatic, it must go †☺ court first(not magistate court aℓℓ magistrates are underpaid, overworked, government ass kissing stooges), before the fines should be paid.
The law is draconian, oppressive, and dangerous if allowed to become a law!

madam, you can contact me on 08053779782.. just send the details of the wedding certificate including the names, the registry etc, or send me a scanned copy. what iwill do is conduct a search at the registry. ib.orekoya@gmail.com

†☺ access your funds i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ your Retirement savings account, You must be above 45 years of age aπϑ jobless.

Call ♏ε on 08053779782. Do u want †☺ assist i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ production? I have access †☺ lead sites

Borrow ɑ̤̈̊ friend money without documentation is fatal! U will lose both your money and your friend. He can buy the car as ɑ̤̈̊ gift for her i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ her name, but the 2.5million loan he must get a lawyer †☺ draft the agreement and payment terms.

Bigamy. Marrying two or more people at the same time i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ court or i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ church. Tell her †☺ arrange ɑ̤̈̊ quick divorce. He can call ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ †☺ help him if he wants it done

Do You have size 42 black loafers(ps stylish)?

@ acidtalk...
Nooh A̶̲̥̅♏ bonafide Male.

@ acidtalk. Dont wanna join issues aii!
For nigerians in nigeria that are reading this on NL: pre-nups are illegal, not binding, null, voud aπϑ are of no legal consequence whatsoever.
For other peeps not covered by the definition above: please consult a lawyer in the country you reside to know the effect!

@ poster,
Seems like you want †☺ know what †☺ do with Τ̲̅ђe Kid.
A. Adopt him or get the court †☺ award you full custody of the child since his parents have failed †☺ do so. Ps. It means your sis will no longer be Τ̲̅ђe Mum and the sperm donor has no rights whatsoever on him.
B. Take the sperm donor †☺ court aπϑ ask for maintenance of the child, you will sue has the legal guardian of the child.

Oga Acidtalk, sorry to bust your bubble. Pre-nuptial agreements are not binding in nigeria. So if you want the agreement to have any effect, marry in a country whose laws permit such agreements.

Its mandatory to punish the offence of armed robbery with death. So if he used a gun, its death

Your marriage was not done in court because the discussion would have been done before judgment was delivered.
Go for the meeting with an elder person like your sister, uncle, or brother, and hear wat he has †☺ say. Remeber the welfare of the kid(s) Ȋ̝̊̅§ paramount.

My only problem with the fool Ȋ̝̊̅§ that he wasted the money gambling. He could have invested well and negotiate an out of court settlement of the issue(na debt no be thief). But since he can't return the money jail him.

Since you went †☺ the registry, it is required you get a lawyer †☺ petition for the dissolution of the union between the parties. ReQuires a petition, affidavit and also the marriage certificate. If it was ɑ̤̈̊ customary union it would have been easier. Where are You based? You can call 08053779782.
Ps at Mafolayomi, please watch the way you talk? She asked for proffesional advise which Ȋ̝̊̅§ best given over the phone becuase of the confidential nature of her request. If you do not know please don't show your ignorance here. I A̶̲̥̅♏ ɑ̤̈̊ lawyer for at least 5 years $☺ I appreciate my intergrity. A lot of Nairalanders have called previously aπϑ I gave them the advise over the phone. You can confirm from her if I charged for the advise.

Smallworld call me on 08053779782. You don't go through the registry but in court. You need †☺ petition the court

Was it the court that gave the deadline or it was the period given i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the quit notice? I advise You go †☺ the office of the public defender on ikorodu road(if You are i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ lagos)

@ QUART... i am a lawyer, call me on 08053779782

Please your details aπϑ Τ̲̅ђe details of Τ̲̅ђe transaction be sent †☺ I.orekoya@gmail.com or better still your details aπϑ phone number aπϑ I will call You.

@ fnk
Thanks for the research. It will assist me in making some decisions later.
Kindly send a copy to I.orekoya@gmail.com.
Thanks

Gbadexy the fact that the internet promotes anonymity doesn't call for the insults.
The wig belongs †☺ us and we counsels appreciate its use. Maybe some time pass it was used by british gentlemen is not the issue. Even if it has been abolished in kenya, jamaica, UK, etc is not the issue. The issue is: are lawyers complaining about the use of the wig? If yes then it should be removed. It is not in the mouth of non-lawyers †☺ tell us the way we dress. We do not enter Τ̲̅ђe hospital rooms †☺ discuss your dressing $☺ please let us be.
Furthermore if you want †☺ know the value of the wig go †☺ law school!!!