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I'm eating Indomie noodles and egg. I'm actually full, just forcing it down.

*Rhodalyn, you naughty naughty girl! What's that in your signature? lol*

My Physics teacher- Mr (or Pastor) Fadare. I love him. He's a very good teacher. Infact, he still came to look for me in school when I entered my former Uni. And yes, he did beat me when I was fighting with my naughty friend. I guess he was disappointed that I could be fighting. Then other times he beat me were times when he was doing general beating i.e beating the whole class for our joint sins. Of course, he couldn't leave me out.

Another favorite is my Economics teacher - Mr Olagoke. Always using me as example in his class. Like one day he was asking how many children we want to have and everybody was saying 2, 2, 2. He now said he doesn't think I will have only 2 children that after having 5 kids, I will still tell my husband *he changed his voice to a tiny one* "Honey, I think we should have more kids".

Speaking of my worst teacher, it has to be my CRS teacher in JSS. I hate her because she curses a lot. What's her name again? Thirty-something years old and still single. Who will marry wicked lady? 

Chelsea really tried but luck was not on their side.

chinani:
BECKHAM is so so sexy. Yes, he IS the sexist footballer!!!

Yes, chinani I agree to that! He is the sexist footballer but not the sexiest!

Excuse me, Beckham is not sexy! Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder but you do have funny eyes. Is this what you call sexy?

Yes, I was surprised to discover that too. Nairaland has more traffic than The Guardian, The Punch and Tribune Newspapers. Haha! It still has Thisday, The Sun and Nigeriaworld to beat though.

Rhodalyn, you are cracking me up with that ass-shaking smiley of yours! https://usera.imagecave.com/Rhodalyn/orcass.gif

I think I stole it too. hahaha https://www.golivewire.com/images/emoticons/love.gif

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Hey Layi! *waves*

As for Yahoo boys, I'm coming back to tell what I know about them.

This topic would have been best if it's "Is it advisable for a couple to work and live apart?" or maybe "Should work seperate you from your wife?" or something like that sha.

But this present chauvinistic-sounding topic makes me want to start my own
Where will I allow my husband to work after marriage?
Answer: The kitchen, bathroom, toilet and of course, right beside the baby- changing diapers.

I think he's saying that with all the piracy in Nigeria, one might not really break even with a huge budget movie. I heard that even the successful Nigerian movies sell only like a 100,000 copies.

Ushergirl had better come and defend her title with more pics of herself or else, going to Snazzy, going, going,  

I think Snazzy has just re-declared the contest open! So we don't have a winner yet o. I take my e-crown back from Ushergirl's head, now it's hanging in the air. Who do I give it to?

Hahaha! Seems everyone is just posting Ushergurl and the kissing smiley i.e. lol, it was a tough contest though. But I think Ushergurl deserves the e-crown . So let me add my own kissing smiley

Hmmm, white lady. So you are the one.

Jagunlabi, I LOVE YOU.

Hot-Angel, you are too much!! O ti poju jo!

I'm also studying Chemical Engineering, it's cool you know. Another thing is that you have more hmmmmmm toasters . In a class where the ratio of boys to girls is like 15:1, what do you expect?

zoe96:
Hey , why you dey steal my name? j/k, but that is also my name. Mama gif am to me, but na my other name I dey go by Nike=Nikki. Cause them Oyinbo people dey call my name as if na Nike shoe. I dey correct them , but they no gree, so they decide go for Nikki, and na so hin stick on me

Are you kidding me? My other name is also Nike. That means we have the same first name and second name, lol. They call me Nikki/Nikky here too, hahahaha!

Love

Bless you, Idekeson. They are just making other religions to be mocking Christianity that we are always in conflict with one another whereas in all other religions they are one. A muslim can go to pray in any mosque all over the world but Christians? "I don't worship here", "I can't go to that church" ,"I hate Catholics", "I hate Pentecostals", etc. I'm also guilty sha.




Catholics Rock!

This is serious.

Don't ever go back to your vomit!!! Show him you can do better!

Thank you, drered. It's "African Queen" for me too. God! I don't want to hear it again.

mide2:
My husband comes after God but before my dad and mom and siblings. It's funny that my mom and i just talked about this last night on phone and i'm reading this post for the first time today. She chose her husband and i chose my husband to be as well. It's just the right thing.

Nice! But in my case, if such a topic ever comes up between us, I think my Mum would choose me and I would choose my husband. Too bad I would betray her.

When I was born!

Hmmm, ok let's see first kiss in the context of snazzy's topic. I was about 16 then. He was a student of my dream school then (OAU) so that made him score with me.

Height of Neglect: A 5-month-old baby crawling on the highway.

Height of Illusion: Baba Suwe auditioning for a role in Star Wars Episode VII.

Height of humility (or humiliation ): Bill Clinton inside Molue.

Ewwww yuck!!!

From the topic, I already knew it's April fool!

Snazzy, so if 2face your lover _{(and ocho's)} proposes to you, you no go gree?

Wow! Thanks for sharing and sorry for the loss! Let me even go and check the site.

Seems as if I've heard about the site on here before.

Lol@ snazzy.

It makes my cheeks hot!!