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PoliticsRe: Chairs Destroyed As Portable Gets Into A Fight During Show In Ogun State by IamAsiri: 3:29pm On Jul 08, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Reciting violence with Yoruba language tongue
Funny enough, you are quite right cheesy.
RomanceRe: See What A Lady Sent To Me Just Because I Didn't Call Her For 3 Days by IamAsiri: 11:18am On Jul 08, 2022
Macomitel:
The lady has suffered several heartbroken, so she thought the guy is one of them and decided to attack first and threaten the guy...[color=#550000][/color]
But is he not one of them? He said he doesn't love her but doesn't let it show, yet he thinks the lady will not sense it? grin
PoliticsRe: David Ukpo not a minor, Court rules by IamAsiri: 5:34pm On Jul 07, 2022
etrange:
That's why I said it's not straightforward. In the absence of any paperworks, the court has to hear the guy's story to know how he thought a senator who didn't know him from anywhere would just decide to take him abroad, give him a job and a huge amount of money for nothing.
Such nonsense has been happening since, which is why so many cases of human trafficking, both male and female alike. People have been promised a good life outside the shores of Nigeria, with the agreement that they will pay back the money with which they were helped over time.
PoliticsRe: David Ukpo not a minor, Court rules by IamAsiri: 5:30pm On Jul 07, 2022
etrange:
If he didn't get paid, then it's a donation. That means there's no crime. The only thing that would then make it a crime is if he didn't give consent. It's not a straightforward case.
The only problem is when it is neither a trade nor a donation, called extortion, which is what the Ikeremadus are currently facing charges on. The UK embassy might have been duly informed but with the purported donor being unaware of what he was going to do, especially since he was just a poor young labourer according to him. That can also be easily verified.
PoliticsRe: David Ukpo not a minor, Court rules by IamAsiri: 5:26pm On Jul 07, 2022
etrange:
If he didn't get paid, then it's a donation. That means there's no crime. The only thing that would then make it a crime is if he didn't give consent. It's not a straightforward case.
But even a donation needs a consent form, especially when it's something as huge as a living organ, not just a car or a house. Even a house donated nowadays will have a deed of transfer or something like that.
PoliticsRe: David Ukpo not a minor, Court rules by IamAsiri: 4:56pm On Jul 07, 2022
Ayed44:
He stated it clearly in the letter that the boy was going to donate an organ to his daughter. He didn't make it secret. Read the letter here.

With your choice of words, I know u don't like him, but let the truth be the truth.
The question here is "hope the boy is aware?" At least, signed documents by both parties can prove that.
PoliticsRe: David Ukpo not a minor, Court rules by IamAsiri: 4:54pm On Jul 07, 2022
etrange:
If the boy is not a boy but a man who was paid to give away his kidney, then he's guilty. So if the senator can't prove it was a donation, the boy will also be indicted especially now that it's been proven he's not a boy.
The senator will have to prove that he got paid then.
PoliticsRe: David Ukpo not a minor, Court rules by IamAsiri: 4:40pm On Jul 07, 2022
etrange:
If it was a trade, both the seller and buyer are guilty. So I guess the boy can wriggle his way out of that one.
Not if he isn't aware of this "trade".
PoliticsRe: David Ukpo not a minor, Court rules by IamAsiri: 4:35pm On Jul 07, 2022
Persephone1:
It's pathetic how the guy changed his mind and still cause all these trouble.

He could have opt out nicely.
Doesn't change anything. That lie about age might have been his way of getting the attention of the police.
AgricultureRe: Please Help Me Solve Number 10 Question by IamAsiri:
A. 11/357

Without replacement means 12/36*11/35*10/34 (the first pick still had 12 red balls and 36 balls in total, the second now has 11 red balls and 35 balls in total, while the third pick now has 10 red balls to pick from and 34 balls in total remaining).

B. 44/1785

Following the above, 8/36*12/35*11/34 (first pick is blue with 8 blue balls and 36 balls in total, second pick is red with 12 red balls and 35 balls in total, while the third pick still red ball has 11 red balls to pick from and 34 balls now in total).

C. This is quite tricky but I will solve it and get back to you.

There are 3 likely possibilities here: WWB, WBW or BWW meaning that white could be picked first while blue is picked second and third time, be picked second while blue is picked first and third time, or white gets picked last.

Solution:

WWB + WBW + BWW
= 16/36*15/35*8/34 + 16/36*8/35*15/34 + 8/36*16/35*15/34 (Should be understood with the explanations above)
=16/357 + 16/357+16/357= 48/357

That's what I got
FamilyRe: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by IamAsiri: 8:53pm On Jul 06, 2022
Firstcitizen:
I don't need to rely on only data. Your other comment on the justification for such evil shows you are a cheat and most likely have done worse than the woman. You have been exposed. Writing follow up comments cannot change that.
Can you quote that comment here?
FamilyRe: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by IamAsiri: 3:07pm On Jul 06, 2022
Firstcitizen:
Dem don dey reveal themselves. If a rape case is reported and out of 300 male comments, 262 asks why the victim was dressed indecently, then we can draw same conclusions. Percentage of sample data has nothing to do with 'few comments' awon I must crawl out of my hiding place and expose myself by comments.
I was trying to see the response I gave you that made you tag me as evil and I was quite surprised at the conclusion you drew from pointing your attention to the fact that it is quite wrong to generalise all women as cheats, just as it is to generalise all men as rapists, cheats and all other terrible individuals that are just a percentage of the world population.
FamilyRe: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by IamAsiri: 2:46pm On Jul 06, 2022
Firstcitizen:
Tag who? I don't do sentiments. I only do facts and relied on scientific sample data and your ill advised justification/excuses for such evil deeds.
I rest my case, since you are trying to be deliberately obtuse. Keep relying on scientific sample data that tagged all women as cheats (I'm sure your mother's name too was included and you personally saw mine lipsrsealed).
PoliticsRe: OPEC Secretary General Muhammad Barkindo Is Dead by IamAsiri: 7:08am On Jul 06, 2022
[quote author=Decent09 post=114463844][/quote]It's Lordship. Abeg, go preach your own instead of correcting what you don't know.
FamilyRe: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by IamAsiri: 8:03pm On Jul 05, 2022
Firstcitizen:
After commiting abominations they cry out to those they have not and cannot sincerely serve . Oh well, at least we have already read your evil here, written by your guilty concience.
I apologize for dragging it with you. I wish you would stop tagging all women as evil or cheats as such notion is unjust. It's such a shame though...
AgricultureRe: Affordable Organic Solid And Liquid Fertilizers For Sale by IamAsiri(op): 4:50pm On Jul 05, 2022
Are you still interested in buying organic fertilizers, especially since prices of inorganic fertilizers have gone over the roof? Believe me, they are still available.
FoodRe: See The ₦2,500 Tuber Of Yam I Bought In Port Harcourt (Photos) by IamAsiri: 12:59pm On Jul 05, 2022
Thomthom:
Op u mean say Na that yam wey dey your hand you buy for 2k5 or plus the ones wey dey ground.. I no understand.. if Na true abeg make we do business.. I get yam farm make trailer come carry them.. I go sell 1 tuber 700.
That's where the problem lies! Transportation.
FamilyRe: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by IamAsiri: 12:06pm On Jul 05, 2022
Firstcitizen:
You are not very bright going by what you write but I have enough time in the world for you. By their fruits ye shall know them. Your comments are your fruits which exposed you as one of the ones nursing an evil secret the world will read about someday.
grin grin grin grin grin

I rebuke your evil utterances against my life in Jesus name. May the world read evil about you in years to come.
FamilyRe: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by IamAsiri: 10:23pm On Jul 04, 2022
Firstcitizen:
Nigerians will hide under religion and be doing evil upandan and justifying evil. All this epistle because you were exposed. Go and rest
It will be foolish to keep responding to one. For your information, I hate "religion" but I love God. I hope you understand because it seems your thinking is quite fickle.

By the way, what exactly did you expose? Did you meet me under a man or anything of such nature? I corrected you that your statement referring to all women as cheating is wrong and you quickly tagged as another of the cheating ones, even going as far as generalising religion once again, as if the generalisation of females as cheaters is not enough.

You only have the right to keep responding to me if you are also a father with a wife at home, thereby having genuine reason for your responses. Else, I will count you as one of the babies on Nairaland who have nothing good to do with their time.
FamilyRe: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by IamAsiri: 11:09am On Jul 04, 2022
Firstcitizen:
Do you know what data sheet means at all? What about data sh!t grin

Your disgusting comment to rationalize evil below gives you away. Hope you are caught before it is too late. Spits!
You are definitely uncouth! Do you know me? How did I in any way justify evil? Some of you can't think rationally. By the way, I am a mother and by God's grace a responsible one who loves the Lord. Just like Joseph said in the Bible, that he can't give in to immorality and sin against God (his main reason wasn't not to offend his boss but not to offend God), so also am I. My main reason for not committing immorality is my love for God, before my love for my husband. Please think properly before calling every woman, married or single (which definitely includes your mum) cheaters.
FamilyRe: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by IamAsiri: 8:16am On Jul 04, 2022
Firstcitizen:
Dem don dey reveal themselves. If a rape case is reported and out of 300 male comments, 262 asks why the victim was dressed indecently, then we can draw same conclusions. Percentage of sample data has nothing to do with 'few comments' awon I must crawl out of my hiding place and expose myself by comments.
Okay then, but let's see your data sheet smiley.
Science/TechnologyRe: 15-Year-Old Boy Hooks A Rare Giant Albino Catfish In Tennessee, US (Photos) by IamAsiri: 11:02pm On Jul 03, 2022
It's beautiful! I wish I could have this as a pet kiss.
AgricultureRe: Starting Up My Vegetable Farm Garden From Scratch (ugwu, Tomato, Green-leaf) by IamAsiri: 10:36pm On Jul 03, 2022
jidestroud:
My Story

Okay, hmmm... where I wan start sef? Let me start by quoting a saying of my loving mother (God bless her mightily for us her children) which goes thus; "farmers needs to be prayerful oooo omo mi (omo mi - My child in yoruba). O ni la ti kun fun adura (you need to pray fervently) because everything & all things can go south at any time in a sec". Those were are words anytime she enquired about how my business was going with regards to agriculture. Believe me now my people, farming is highly spiritual and you certainly must believe in God or whatever works for you to tackle the spiritual aspect of it.

Sometimes in second quarter of last year I engaged in a massive project which involved me soliciting for funds & even went as far as getting loans to carry the successful running of the project. It was a contract I secured to raise a large quantity of birds for just 3-4weeks max of age before offloading to the buyers. Everything was set and the project commenced successfully. It was so successful that in a batch of a thousand broilers, we recorded just 12 mortality at the 3 weeks of raising them. I was so satisfied that I boasted like the one who built the titanic that nothing could sink this ship.

Then Nigeria happened

In the 3rd week of raising the birds, the buyers suddenly compromised on our deal and told me they had to slash on the agreed price. I was furious and refused to renegotiate with them. C'mon this was concluded deal I fumed at them. For the first time in my life, I regretted not putting legal structure in place. The negotiations went on and on and before I knew it, the birds were in their 5th week. At this point in time, I was expending unbudgeted funds on the project running into thousands. I already made up my mind to hell with them, I had to the means to turn the whole disadvantage to my success.

the devil came
After much persuasion and urging me to sell at a ridiculous price to them, they came visiting this final day saying that they knew the funds to raise such number of birds was above me (Thanks to family ooo), and I should stop being stubborn and just part with at least some; then one of them just said; Mr. Jide, if you don't sell to us all your birds go die oooo. Immediately, I and my partner on ground rebuked him and that was it.

Lo and behold, in less than 2 days birds wey die ehn!!!! I repeat, birds wey die ehn... I was afraid. Everything proved abortive. Nothing worked. (My people, I visit vet I taya. Test upon test no worked). ALL was lost. It was a disaster. At this point, I had spent millions & I was using my hand to bury my millions.

Series of events followed. The worker on my farm taking care of my goats & pigs resigned without my knowledge. He simply wrote a note on a piece of paper and put it at the entrance of my gate. Unfortunately, I didn't go to the farm for 3 weeks (I was trying to salvage the situation of the other project). I only did realise something was wrong when I got a call from the supplier of spent grains that I haven't been coming patronize her again, saying I have gotten another customer abi? I was stunned. Another customer bawo? I called my worker, he wasn't answering....to cut long story short. I got to the farm and tears started rolling down my cheeks when I saw what was left. At a point, I was asking myself, so na only 1% of Job's ordeal be this ooo!!! How e take endure?

To tell the truth, I lost everything... (God bless my friends I swear). Iyawo was a pillar in it all. She just kept praying and thanking God while I was angry at Him.

I put up so many things for sale (God no go allow us dey sell our property because of trouble ooo), at least, I go sha pay people back their money and pay off my loan debt.

Moreover, I had to stay away from a lot of things including social media and the likes. Debts come full ground yakata grin grin. I had to channel my chi into staying alive and staying healthy, na who dey alive dey get hope ooo. Once again, God bless my family (I tried putting up an all is well face, realising it was never a crime to ask for help) who intervened in their own little ways.

So far
Well, so far so good, i haven't ventured into anything farming this year. I recently visited my farmland last week since last year and I literally had a good laugh. Maybe, I will be hunting grasscutters & snakes for a while before kickstarting again.

Nevertheless, I have been able to learn alot from this experience which i will be stating later.

With regards to that particular man & his unterrance, I did confront him (Another epistle).

My absconded worker case dey Area K police station. Nevertheless, I have forgiven him and moved pass the situation. All can be recovered so long grace abounds and His breath remains in me.
I knew something was wrong! I was so restless anytime I thought about how you went AWOL that I just felt I should call you. Unfortunately, the telegram account you gave was not going (I tried to reach out to you via the platform). I even went to the extent of searching for you on Facebook and even LinkedIn. I didn't get a headway until I tried my James Bond skills to get your number on the pictures of your packages. I tried calling you for like a month before I gave up, hoping that you were fine and that you probably travelled out of the country.

The Lord will restore all that you have lost and even more in Jesus name. The Bible says, "when the Lord restored the captivity of Zion, it was like they were dreaming". This will be your testimony in Jesus name. You will bounce back and better and He will make you forget the things of the past in Jesus name.

You will experience God's unquantifiable blessings in this second half of this year in Jesus name, Amen.
FamilyRe: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by IamAsiri: 10:16pm On Jul 03, 2022
Firstcitizen:
Paternity fraud should attract long custodial jail terms. This is how we created a corrupt society. Straight from the basic unit of society...The family.

That is how a man came on NL to cry out that his wife cheated and the disgusting females here were asking him if he has not cheated before. Goes a long way to tell you every Nigerian female has the tendency to commit paternity fraud if you judge by the percentage of those who asked that question from the sample data.
So, with this generalisation of yours, is it also sane to conclude that every man has the tendency to cheat, have children from other women or rape? Wouldn't that be fair on the good guys? I am surprised at the way some of you talk; using few comments of some unmarried ladies to generate statistics. Awon statisticians aye. grin
FamilyRe: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by IamAsiri: 10:10pm On Jul 03, 2022
Ay04z:
Dna just suppose be free jare.... D day dey give birth make dem just run am sharply like in advance country... Diz shit wount be happening over and over again.... Most first born are likely to be a bastard.. . Just try run dna.. Before d child mature too much.. Fear women... Even those wan dat do eye like s. U.... E no mean even if na u cut hymen oo... Don't deceive urself.. Dey re likely to have sex with there first love.... I kom in peace...
Some don't have any first love they are sleeping with; they are just victims of desperation to have a child. Some of them have stayed really long in their husbands' houses without giving birth that desperation began to set in, especially if their mother-in-laws made them see hell because of barrenness. Such women usually get advised wrongly by bad friends or their mothers and unfortunately, give in to this advice, damning whatever consequences of such acts.
AgricultureRe: Starting Up My Vegetable Farm Garden From Scratch (ugwu, Tomato, Green-leaf) by IamAsiri: 7:44pm On Jul 02, 2022
jidestroud:
Good to be back.

May Nigeria not happen to us all in Jesus Name.
Ha! We have really missed you. You may not know to what extent but it is true. Welcome back sir.
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle This Type Of Situation? by IamAsiri: 6:51am On Jul 02, 2022
cumoverna:
You nor sabi 2+2 be that.
The message is uncalled for, unnecessary.
That's how some of you add 2+2 up and come up with 20. How sure are you that the husband is not aware of her message? Or don't you know that it's how women think? The least the women thought she could help with is the house chores, because she believes that the family is indebted to the man. The man can choose to politely decline and laugh it off, that the help he rendered is not a big deal. Else, they'd will be acting as if they are walking as if on eggshells around him.
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle This Type Of Situation? by IamAsiri: 6:07am On Jul 02, 2022
emmanuelbrown26:
OP FOR THE FACT THAT U DONT HV D WILLPOWER TO RESIST THAT DAUGHTER OF EVE SHOWS THAT U ARE A WEAK MAN.
ALSO, FOR U TO COME ON NAIRALAND TO SEEK OPINION ON WHAT TO DO IN SUCH SITUATION SHOWS HOW SOFT AND SiSY U ARE.
Also, remember garden of eve, daughters of eve are still moving everywhere seeking whom to eat raw. D world would hv being a better place if not eve and her daughters. Look at how one of eve's daughter wants to destroy friendship of how many years.
Who told you that the woman is thinking that way? And how are sure that the husband is not aware or even suggested it? Not all women are bad, regardless of whatever you might have experienced or what your dad could have experienced.
TravelRe: Canada Releases Damning Report On Nigeria, Issues Travel Advisory To Citizens by IamAsiri: 8:54pm On Jul 01, 2022
condralbedez:
They would have labelled the whole country not safe place nah.which other state in Nigeria still remainhuh
But it's not a lie! It's just that they way they value their lives is sure different from ours. Events that don't seem a big deal to us is definitely abnormal to them. Or how would you describe 30 military personnels, 7 mobile policemen and 4 civilians being killed without the whole nation going into mourning for at least a week? But can we, when it has turned to a regular occurrence? Why then shouldn't they warn their people who value their lives more than we value ours here?
CrimeRe: Pregnant Woman, 9-Months Baby, Grandmother Mysteriously Die In Osun Hospital by IamAsiri: 8:35pm On Jul 01, 2022
This was not what I heard of on Wednesday. This is really serious. cry

Hope that's not the pastor/doctor shocked.
CrimeRe: Pregnant Woman, 9-Months Baby, Grandmother Mysteriously Die In Osun Hospital by IamAsiri: 8:35pm On Jul 01, 2022
This was not what I heard of on Wednesday. This is really serious cry

Hope that's not the pastor/doctor shocked.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Immigration, Others To Release Nwamini’s Details To Ekweremadu by IamAsiri: 3:12pm On Jul 01, 2022
Kaiser20:
They can still kill the boy in UK if the need be.
They're many uncleared murder cases in UK police files till today.
Hmmm! embarassed

You are right. But I think the boy has a better chance of survival in UK than in Nigeria; in Nigeria, he is a goner.

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