Jokes Etc › Will You Board This Car For A One-hour Trip? by iamclime(op): 3:32pm On May 14, 2016 |
Overloading get levels too!
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please, I Need Direction by iamclime(m): 3:26pm On May 14, 2016 |
Find your way to Iyana Ipaja, possibly through Oshodi. From Iyana Ipaja, board a bus going to Abesan or Ipaja/Ayobo. Alight at Mosan, take a bike or ask for directions. Best wishes. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by iamclime(m): 10:49am On May 11, 2016 |
Sunnypar: Good day to the educators, I do have a son in KG class, the main problem is that he hate writting, it can take him 2 hours to write a page. This is a big concern to me, please, how can I help him?. Please help.
Finally, Dear parents and educators, I need an honest reply as solution to this challenge. What steps should I take to make a 7 year old child read and spell fluently?
Cc: Avicky Goldendr PeyButtons Go2success 2str8 Omawunmie85 Sunnypar, Please do some research on dyslexia. I just pray the little boy does not have that problem. Talk to an early childhood education expert also. All the best. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Edexcel University by iamclime(m): 9:43pm On May 08, 2016 |
dentrice: hello house, please is Edexcel University in Benin Republic fully Accredited by NUC and NYSC. Am planning to run my MSc in the School and a bit careful about the accredition. a friend of mine wants to go for HND to BSc conversion in the same school. please dear nairalanders I need your help not to fall a prey.thanks Op, you amaze me! How can a school in Benin Republic be accredited by NUC? Is Benin Republic part of Nigeria? Please don't fall into the hands of mushroom schools. Go to NUC website and get the list of accredited schools and degrees. Best wishes. |
Phones › Re: Lets Talk about Android! by iamclime(m): 12:00pm On May 07, 2016 |
Op has got a functional brain and uses it well! Imagine if we can have at least 3 of such informative posts on front page everyday! Nairaland would be better for it. Well done, Op! Ori e wa nbe! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › A Scammer Is In Town! by iamclime(op): 1:18pm On May 03, 2016 |
Beware of this scammer and similar ones.
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Education › Re: Life Of A Typical Nigerian Medical Student From Birth To Graduation In Pictures by iamclime(m): 5:48pm On May 02, 2016 |
A NICE READ, FUNNY! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Vacancy For Marketers In Ibadan by iamclime(m): 10:46pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
You should at least provide the name of the firm or the nature/industry of the job. That shows the seriousness of the firm in getting qualified and really interested applicants. Thank you. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: From Iyanaipaja, How Can One Get To This Address by iamclime(m): 11:45am On Apr 27, 2016 |
Board Ikeja bus and alight at Ikeja Along. Cross to the other side (using the Pedestrian bridge). Walk across the railway line into Ikeja. You'll see the Local Govt. Office by the right. Anifowoshe is opposite the Local Govt. You can also ask directions from there. All the best. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Meet The Employers 2016@british Int. School by iamclime(op): 11:40am On Apr 27, 2016 |
For those who attended the last edition and who indicated interest in the next one. For your attention and necessary action.
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Jobs/Vacancies › Avalanche Nigeria Interview by iamclime(op): 10:20am On Apr 25, 2016 |
Did anybody here attend the Avalanche Nigeria interview for Marketing Executive last Friday at Ibadan? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SPSS TUTOR by iamclime(m): 6:13pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
I work well with SPSS. What's the name of the institute? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Get A Graduate Assistant Job by iamclime(m): 12:36pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
yungprof09: well put..gone are those days when the teaching profession is been rediculed,now u must attain a degree in education so as to be in a better place wen it comes to lecturing. Very wrong assertion and generalization. Lecturing and teaching at primary/post-primary level are not the same. Have you read the Conditions of Service of any university to confirm that qualifications in Education are sine qua non to getting lecturing appointments? Please do not mislead others. Best wishes |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Get A Graduate Assistant Job by iamclime(m): 12:19pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
SmartProf: Apart from the 2.1 grade, and the various offices you should direct your application letters to as already stated by previous contributors, you must sometimes be an indigene of the state if you are applying to a state university and you must also be sensitive to know when the university is likely to be expecting the NUC for accreditation so as to make the relevance of your application more weighty. Besides the official salary is above 90k but may differ if the school has not yet confirmed your appointment...the overseas Msc/Phd TETFUND scholarship sponsorship you obtain as a result is always a plus though you will be bonded for some years You must be an insider. This is one of the most relevant posts here. I can relate with all you have said. Nice |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by iamclime(m): 11:34am On Apr 18, 2016 |
debbie: One of our clients in the manufacturing industry located in Ogun State is URGENTLY seeking to hire candidates for the following positions:
1. HR/ADMIN MANAGER -- ODE REMO, OGUN STATE.
Requirements
Experienced in the delivery of HR plans and solutions in a manufacturing outfit Strong Knowledge of Employee Relations and Labour Law Strong Knowledge of HR Processes and Procedures Experienced in implementing grievance and disciplinary procedures Ability to generate HR Policy and Procedures Display excellent Performance Appraisal and Management Procedure Must possess strong Staff Relationship Management Skill and have well developed people management and leadership skills 3-5years required experience First degree in the Social Sciences or Humanities CIPM or equivalent will be an added advantage Salary: 200k/monthly gross
2. PROCUREMENT OFFICER -- ODE REMO, OGUN STATE.
Requirements
Strong bargaining and negotiation skills Must possess strong knowledge of the supply market and pricing Database Management of supply Perform risk management regarding supply contract and agreement Must possess excellent purchasing decision Proficient in Microsoft Application 2years required experience First degree from a reputable institution Salary: 100k/monthly gross
3. COST ACCOUNTANT (MANAGEMENT ACCOUNTANT) -- OTA, OGUN STATE. The individual will be responsibility for planning, implementing, managing and controlling all financial-related activities.
Requirements
Experienced in Management Accounting for a manufacturing outfit Strong knowledge of material costing (Raw & Finished) Experienced in the delivery of sound recommendation and advice on profitability of end product Possess ability to conduct physical Inventory Good Knowledge of accounting packages 3-5 years of cognate experience is preferred First degree/HND in Accounting or business related ICAN or equivalent will be an added advantage Salary: 150k/monthly gross
4. MARKETER -- ABUJA
Experience in the car manufacturing industry a plus/advantage 3-5 Years marketing experience Salary:
5.BUSINESS DEVELOPER -- ABUJA Experience in the car manufacturing industry a plus/advantage Salary: apply (Subject should be position applying for) Email: info@25thandstaffing.com Something tells me this is Olakleen Holdings |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Digital And Blogging Skills For Entrepreneurs (free Workshop) by iamclime(m): 11:28am On Apr 18, 2016 |
Applied. Looking forward to learning new things in my quest to become a Netpreneur. |
Travel › Re: Tomaro-Onisiwo, Lagos Community Where Cars, Okadas Are ‘forbidden’ (pictures) by iamclime(m): 6:04pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
jaymichael: Tomaro Onisiwo is my Island. I live there. The picture the writer painted, is not that bleak. Though the Island is not connected to the National grid (yet) and the community is badly in need of a decent health care facility, the Island and surrounding Islands are serene and not all houses are shanties. (My house a decent and is not a shanty) The view from the window of my room is what some people will kill for. The small lake and the backdrop of the rising Eko Atlantic is what I wake up to everyday. Tomaro is improving and it will improve. It was not like this 5,10 or 15 years ago. I will be posting pictures of my beautiful Island here. There are motorcycles (lots of it even on the island) and neither motorcycle nor motorcars are forbidden. There are no cars because there is no way of ferrying it to the island. jaymichael, I love the angle you looked at it from. Life is what we make of it. Everything is beautiful in nature; it depends on how we see it. Lovely pictures you have there. Are there any places of special tourist interest on your island? Please reply. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Academic Writers/researchers Urgently Needed by iamclime(m): 3:54pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Private Lesson--ejigbo Lagos by iamclime(m): 4:52pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
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Phones › Re: 6 Things NITEL Should Do To Get Nigerians To Buy Its SIM Cards Like Hot Cakes! by iamclime(m): 4:46pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
igbodefender: By Prince Charles Offokaja
Nigerians can now get your NITEL SIM card, and start making calls with the network. This is because NITEL has finally rolled out its GSM services, after years of expectations from Nigerian GSM users.
But NITEL faces stiff competition from other networks that have entrenched themselves over the years. Having said that, there are service vacuums they can fill and thereby have a jumping start at winning the hearts and money of Nigerians.
Without further delay, here are 6 tactics NITEL should apply to win the hearts of Nigerians:
1. Don’t Allow Unsolicited/SPAM Messages: One thing NITEL should not do is allow unsolicited spam text messages to be sent to its users. That is one thing that annoys Nigerian GSM users a lot and they can port from a network just because of that.
2. Provide Cheap & Fast Data: Nigerians would surely embrace NITEL if it provides cheap fast data services that enables Nigerians to enjoy their favourite sites like Facebook, Nairaland, Igbodefender and others. But if NITEL data services are poor or too expensive…
3. Provide Cheaper Calls: Look at the call prices your competitors are offering per second, and then charge much cheaper than that. The word would quickly spread and Nigerians will flock to your service.
4. Say No To Poor Network Service Delivery: There is a certain network whose workers have boasted that they always meet their financial target for the year by September every year, and after that they begin to slack in providing good network services – but they don’t mind. NITEL, even if you meet your financial target by March every year, don’t use that as an excuse to slack. Remember: Nigerians are not fools.
To see the remaining, click here:http://zikistmovement.igbodefender.com/2016/04/09/6-things-nitel-should-do-to-get-nigerians-to-buy-its-sim-cards-like-hot-cakes/ Please, which GSM company is NITEL? Copy and paste no good ooo! We are talking ntel and someone is still saying NITEL! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Help A Sister With A Good Makeup School by iamclime(m): 7:20am On Apr 08, 2016 |
Try KOSHE at Dopemu. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Offers In Warri by iamclime(m): 7:19am On Apr 08, 2016 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Lost A Job Because Of A Customised Facebook Name by iamclime(m): 7:30pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
NaLaugh: I don't think the lesson has been learned.
People who intentionally spell words incorrectly to sound "cool," usually end up losing their ability to communicate effectively in business settings. When I look around Nairaland, I notice Nigerians have become the kings of "shorthand" writing.
This wouldn't be too terrible if the "short version" was actually shorter than the correct version. In essence, people just spell as many words as possible in gibberish. e.g typing "anywaiz" instead of "anyways."
Regardless of how prolific you are, constant use of incorrect alternatives WILL affect you. I'm sure you have seen the effect firsthand.
You might think the HR person was being mean or petty, but in reality he made a good call.
However, don't let it get you down. We live and learn (if we are willing). Good luck.  Your post gave me hope. There are still many folks with functioning brains on Nairaland. You spoke my mind. Even in academics, I have seen many students fail EXAMS they would have passed because of things like this. I hope the Nigerian youths will learn. God bless us all. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy For A Project Support Officer In An Ngo Based In Lagos by iamclime(m): 11:31am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Provide more information on the scope of operations of the NGO and the specific functions. People should know what they're getting into. Full disclosure is the name of the game. Many thanks. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Private Lesson--ejigbo Lagos by iamclime(m): 10:56am On Apr 05, 2016 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Very Urgent For Your Children!!! by iamclime(m): 10:54am On Apr 05, 2016 |
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Literature › A Plea For The Youth by iamclime(op): 11:00pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
A PLEA FOR THE YOUTH
Tell the tragic terrible tales The tales of trialsome tribulations Wail, weep, and wallow in worry For I am a sad soul sinking silently
Lustful love and terrible toil Painful portions in a deadly dungeon A wicked world of greed and guile Where we weep, grope and groan Where we wait, weakly, we watch Having hope and hoping high Where I pray, pray so much! Musing, mumbling: ‘ my joy is nigh’ But deep down, I’m dreadfully drowning For far from me is my fate, frowning At my plight and at my fright
Tell the tragic terrible tales The tales of trialsome tribulations Wail, weep, and wallow in worry For I am a sad soul sinking silently
Crooked crocodiles croaking Cunning crabs craving, crawling Wanting to dissect my flesh Waiting to devour me fresh So sit silently still, O Shrewd Sage On the serene, sandy, sunny shore Pray, ponder, pity my plight Mercy me, make my might Safely strong and strongly sure For I belong to the youth I am searching for the truth
Tell the tragic terrible tales The tales of trialsome tribulations Wail, weep, and wallow in worry For I am a sad soul sinking silently
Remember the golden days Help me mend my wayward ways Teach me to show integrity For the sake of posterity Give me hope for tomorrow A good course to follow I pray thee, O Shrewd Sage Enigmatic epitome emanating knowledge But if you rigidly refuse Know that I’ll soon become rotten refuse
Then you will tell the tragic terrible tales The tales of trialsome tribulations You will wail, weep, and wallow in worry For I, a sad soul sank silently. (c) 2016, ESD |
Literature › Re: Yoruba Poem by iamclime(m): 11:01am On Mar 29, 2016 |
Search for OREKELEWA by iamclime. Enjoy! |
Literature › The Sum Of It All by iamclime(op): 10:39am On Mar 29, 2016 |
THE SUM OF IT ALL: THE REWARDS OF PROMISCUITY
GIRL: “Catch me when I fall" Be there when I call You are my one and only, my all As long as you still play ball"
BOY: ‘Love me like never before Run with me along the seashore Stay with me till the early morn Let’s groove till the break of dawn But that's not the sum of it all'
BOY&GIRL: Kiss me, freak me, miss me, and, oh, frisk me! Touch me, love me, smooch me, and, oh, pick me! Lift me, let me, no! Don’t stop me! Caress me, harass me, oh, you surpass me! Pray, is that the sum of it all?
GIRL: 'Butterflies, butterflies in my belly I even see you on the telly You make me melt like jelly' BOY: 'Is it when we play touchy-feely?' Girl, you really play ball!
Girl: 'You made miss my period By what you did with your rod Your rod of indiscipline, your call Boy, haven't you done it all? Please, don't make me the joke of all'
BOY: 'You brought it from here and there You infected me; it’s not fair! You gave me AIDS in the analysis final Girl, you have done it all!
BOY&GIRL: Dear LORD, so this is the sum of it all?
© 2016, ESD |
Art, Graphics & Video › Orekelewa by iamclime(op): 10:29am On Mar 29, 2016 |
OREKELEWA See yonder, a beauteous sight! A wonderful sight, like the stars at night The cynosure of all eyes, a fragrant flower She is what she is called, Orekelewa
Looking at her dark tresses Adorned by her gorgeous gele Seeing her, my hearts beats like the omele When sounded on the forest’s trees
She swings her hips, graciously feminine Her walking grace is so feline We call her complexion aponbepore She must be an okin, the beautiful eye
Consider her ankara material Fitting her as if brought from ajule orun Her beauty must be supernatural She must be a coral, an iyun
Looking at her lustrous eyes You will simply call her eleyinju ege When she flashes her dazzling smiles You will want to walk with her a dozen miles
You must be sent from up above Perhaps you descended like a dove To make our hearts flutter O epitome of natural beauty, Orekelewa! Mo ma ba e lo, Orekelewa I will go with you forever, wherever! © 2016, ESD |
Art, Graphics & Video › The Sum Of It All by iamclime(op): 10:21am On Mar 29, 2016 |
THE SUM OF IT ALL: THE REWARDS OF PROMISCUITY
GIRL: “Catch me when I fall" Be there when I call You are my one and only, my all As long as you still play ball"
BOY: ‘Love me like never before Run with me along the seashore Stay with me till the early morn Let’s groove till the break of dawn But that's not the sum of it all'
BOY&GIRL: Kiss me, freak me, miss me, and, oh, frisk me! Touch me, love me, smooch me, and, oh, pick me! Lift me, let me, no! Don’t stop me! Caress me, harass me, oh, you surpass me! Pray, is that the sum of it all?
GIRL: 'Butterflies, butterflies in my belly I even see you on the telly You make me melt like jelly' BOY: 'Is it when we play touchy-feely?' Girl, you really play ball!
Girl: 'You made miss my period By what you did with your rod Your rod of indiscipline, your call Boy, haven't you done it all? Please, don't make me the joke of all'
BOY: 'You brought it from here and there You infected me; it’s not fair! You gave me AIDS in the analysis final Girl, you have done it all!
BOY&GIRL: Dear LORD, so this is the sum of it all?
© 2016, ESD |