₦airaland Forum

neyyoh:
D minimalist design is cool.

Femeto:
Was this project started by Ambode? If not this is commendable by Sanwo to do this for Ambode's area.

PeachtreeReside:
An ex-beauty Queen wrote she went to the American Embassy dressed in pageant outfit complete with a crown.

She was refused. I still find it funny, years after.

She was given when she went a second time dressed normally.

Investigative:
am there
The organizer want to share 500 instead of earlier promised 2000
Bmc

Valkan:
Mine was in 2009 we scheduled a meet but had to reschedule since she wasn't living close though,on that day I was excited cos we already had more than chemistry online,well after the date I was disappointed not that she was ugly but jeez aunty was always on the phone during the date at a point I wanted to throw away her phone but I decided not to instead me as sharp guy just brought out my own
since I no get anybody to call I just enter Facebook na so we just sit there till I decided we have fooled ourselves enough paid the bills and left reached home deleted her number and blocked her and didn't even call to know if she has reached home and up till now she never call not that I was expecting her to

DICKstractor:



Met one one Facebook. She looked. Sumptuous on her profile picture. Although all of pictures were filtered. I just had to assume she's one hell of a beauty.


Luckily while scrolling through her profile, I noticed we were going to the same higher institution.

Sent her a dm. We bonded marvelously well. I arranged a met up in my house .

We decided meet in school after our different lectures so that we can go to my house directly from there because locating my house in school is harder than ultimate search.

The day came. I was first to be done with lectures. Called her, she said she was still having lectures. I had to wait for her somewhere.

She called later on. And it was stressful locating her. Met her. She wasn't what I expected.

She wasn't ugly though. But she wasn't the girl I was chatting with . She was a short and average looking girl. Good thing about her was that she wasn't boring. I had to entertain her as my guest and she left

We just friends now. The next level I thought we would be entering after meeting up had to be cut short

Mpanyi:
All soul must taste death. Whether it is revealed or not, death is death. Meanwhile may God grant his soul rest.

BigSarah:
We're getting there, North Korea Lite

Newguy999:
I am a guy, currently 22 years of age. For some time in the past I usually have occasional chest pains which comes and goes within 10 minutes. I thought it was as a result of my sugar intake as I consume soft drinks a lot with little or no exercises so I decided to cut down on my soft drink to no avail because I always end up going back to it.

Fast forward to sometime last month, I traveled to Europe to get a medical degree and when I got here, I started living on junk foods, KFC and McDonald’s as I could not cook. The chest pain came back one night and I decided to complain to my dad. Immediately I complained to him, I became conscious of it and I started fussing over it.

I went to google and everything I saw about pains in the chest always leads to cardiac arrest, stroke and dying. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, I was always trying to check my heartbeat every chance I get. My dad said it was due to the junk foods so I stopped junk foods and soft drinks as my cholesterol could be high. I still couldn’t shake off the horrible feeling I got whenever I checked my heartbeat.

I started having panic attacks and difficulties with breathing and always feeling tired. I eventually went for check up and my heartbeat showed a beat of 68 bpm. I got checked by a cardiologist, neurologist and an orthopedic doctor and they all said my vitals looked normal, blood pressure normal, blood oxygen level normal, blood sugar normal except for the orthopedic doctor who told me I had to fix my slouching posture.

It’s been a week after the check up but my life isn’t back to normal. I can’t keep complaining to my parents because I gave them quite a scare with my first complaint and I know they have their own life to live but I’m just scared, I live alone in my apartment here and I’m new so no friends yet.

Anytime I check my heartbeat it still feels irregular,I can’t enjoy the foods I use to love, I get scared of doing strenuous exercises like jogging because I’ve heard stories of people who collapsed while jogging, i don’t enjoy my sleep anymore as I read that most people with cardiac problems die in their sleep.

For a week now, I have been going for evening walks to keep fit and exercise and I only eat once a day. I eat 2 apples every day and I swallow a capsule of omega 3 fatty oil daily. The only protein I consume now is salmon or mackerel fish because of their heart strengthening capabilities.

I can’t focus on my studies anymore but I can’t complain because I don’t want to bother my parents anymore but I’m scared. Some nights I wake up with panic attacks and every morning I feel happy for sleeping and waking up successfully. I hate how flawed the human design is. Sometimes I get distracted but as soon as I feel any slight discomfort in my chest, I check my heartbeat and it feels irregular. There’s occasional sharp pains in my head that goes almost immediately and sometimes I feel blood throbbing through my veins in different parts of my body. Tomorrow I’ll be going out to get an apple series 6 watch so I can monitor my vitals better.

Sorry for the long read, I just had to let all of this out.

wittywriter:
Why quote me if I ended up saying typing nothing? You could ignore; however you ended up with repeating what I typed.
FYI next time use typing rather than the word saying because it wasn't an audio submissions on here. Be guided.

©Wittyness

colorsofrainbow:
You ended up saying nothing.
What do you mean by a terrorist sympathizer?
What's the difference between him and the supposed terrorists?Because he doesn't bear arms in public? But negotiates with them and takes his cut.
Oga,he is a TERRORIST and again there's nothing like bandits.
They are all BOKOHARAM.
See as Northern fulanis dey give bokoharam sexy names and the south are buying it.Na we be our problems

Explorers:
4

saphiere:
Congrats dear. I pray to be in your shoes soon.

iampeterben:
1. They have high expectations of their other half. When looking for a life partner, decent people will see if the other half is a good match for them. There may be many partial matches, but few perfect matches.

2. There are few quality people they can take a fancy to. The better the person, the fewer people of the same quality are around her, and the chances of meeting someone of her own calibre and developing a relationship are significantly lower.

3. They have high expectations of themselves and their future. They have goals they want to achieve in life and want to find someone who can make things happen for each other, not someone who will be a burden to them and hold them back.

4. They think there are other things in life that are more important than being in a relationship. They may be obsessed with their career, learning new skills and developing new hobbies, while a relationship may be seen as a waste of time and life.

5. They will carefully judge the sunk cost of being in a relationship. They will carefully assess the risks and benefits of a relationship and choose their partner carefully and deliberately, rather than just getting together with someone else.

6. They may already have someone in mind. This person may be someone she can never be with, but she is unwilling to find someone else to replace that person, so she stays single.

7. The person they like does not like them. The decent person may like someone who is better than her, but that person doesn't like her, and in that person's eyes, she may be an extremely ordinary person. The one who is not willing to settle for anything else will just wait and stays single.

8. They may not know what kind of partner they want. They may be good at business, friendships and platonic relationships, but not at romantic relationships and love. They also need to keep learning to get out of being single.

In general, finding a partner is not like finding a job, and many people want to wait until they are good enough to find a good person to spend their lives with. But the reality is that by the time you are good enough, you will have missed the right person and will not be able to find another one.

By:
Marcus Okoebor

chocoboi:
Wow....!! Aplaudesé
Big one from TECNO... Them no dey fake things like Xiaomi. More wins... Congratulations Tecno.. I am happy for them
Hard work is the recipe..

They have finally shame their haters....

Cutezt:
They are wasting their time, even NIN I no get sef, na IMEI I go come give them?

Bunch of jokers

class001:
I get it bro but you know it's kinda cheaper to make longer calls on whatsapp than on direct

Skyfornia:
Why not delete the WhatsApp and re-install another one? Or alternatively, start calling with normal phone call.

Starships4u:
The war of words begin..

After reading through, I wantu believe that BUHARI might just have been a figure head all these while.
Why's everyone speaking their own voice and not in UNISON?

blasterman:
you lack persperctive.

A cleaner is a cleaner

A director in a civil service if they do a good job can make change but most directors want to steal money.

U nor fit steal money as cleaner.

All those cleaner job inthe UK are meant for secondary school kids or poverty ppl.

U will find someone with BSc/MSc doing cleaner.

it makes sense if its a student job but after that e no make sense at all.

PlayMaker14:
Such wisdom..


But here in this forum, they're forcing us to swear an oath before commenting on threads.


God bless my namesake Oritsebemigho Reno.

Simplyleo:
You can't kill a security personnel then expect to go sleep and be snoring.

If a security personnel commits, get hold of him and report to the security authority.

The hoodlums that lynched him would have all disappeared from there. Now, some innocent children and aged men and women will suffer the consequences.

So does that mean they should always be behaving like the hoodlums they are looking for. This country is truly a zoo. Intelligence babu them no get and that is why insecurity is everywhere in the land.

Some of these hoodlums know the soldiers will come.

Ninokingz1:
A cleaner doing a full time job in UK is paid better than a Director in Federal Civil Service.

But if his reasons for leaving Nigeria is because all his friends are in UK then it’s not a good one. On the aspect of being lonely might be true depending on the part of UK he’s planning to stay. (But don’t forget white babes the rush Nigerians o, lol).

For there’s nothing special in UK might also be true but don’t forget that nothing too special is in Nigeria too. At least, you will see usefulness of being a human in UK.

For career wise, as an IT personal that guy will get a better Job that will pay him nothing less than £60k p|a all he has to do is doing a little upgrade courses here.

Finally even if he ends up as an Care Assistant, at the end of every month, he goes home with nothing less than a million naira after Tax and 500k savings after monthly expenses.

So, how many Jobs in Nigeria can guarantee you that?

Amuochicha:
I hate Men

GeneralPula:
There can be different WhatsApp for different regions brother. You won't know coz you don't know.

There's a reason why it always request for your location? Isn't?

Nbote:
The truth is some of us jus want to react. There aren't different whatsapp for different regions it is the same one and only app with the same terms and conditions and the same privacy settings. Sometimes we jus want to react in dis part jus for reacting sake. Majority of us have all our private information displayed of Facebook and still worry about information sharing with Facebook. We are reacting over the wrong privacy concerns

Grandmaster4:
.. it's rare women give birth at the age of 50.. even Janet jackson gave birth to her baby at 50... a big congrats to her
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at a cheap price dm me for your logo and flyer design