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This little boy may have found the key to understanding women. But have you ever thought of finding the key to understand men?

Well the answers can be found if we carefully examine what makes a woman different from a man, and vice versa. Let’s start with the following hilarious examples below. Enjoy!


Dude, you alright?

MhizzAJ:
I'd go for breakfast in bed on a Friday morning

Mama D Mama

Some students of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, who are observing their Industrial Training, have been thrown out of their hostel. The incident took place this morning.

According to Pascal Emeka, who was one of the affected students, “Around 11am today, the hostel supervisor of Isakaita hostel used bell to go around the hostel, telling students that he was giving us 30minutes to pack out.

We explained that most of us are doing our industrial training either in the Farm, in the case of Agric students or in schools as in the case of Education students. He insisted that he was only giving us 30 minutes to pack out.

To where, he didn’t say. We told him to give us time, so that those that went to farm can come back. Note that we paid N1k for the tempora accommodation. He said he was going to call security for us.

In less than 10minutes, UNN security came and started beating and kicking girls out of the hostel. They were shouting on us, calling us all kinds of degrading names, their favorite being prostitutes.”

http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/unn-students-brutalized-abused-and.html


Lalasticlala Mynd44 Ijebabe Dominique

A Nigerian lady identified Durojaiye, who was told by her doctors that she would never wear shoes again after she was involved in a terrible accident, shares testimony on social media.

Durojaiye took to Twitter to share her amazing testimony.

She shared a throwback photo of herself using crutches , new photos of herself rocking beautiful heels.

She wrote;

"I had a terrible accident in 2016, my right fibula and tibula bones was shattered, doctors said i won’t wear shoes again.. Look at me now ��”

http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/nigerian-lady-who-was-told-she-will.html

Lalasticlala Fynestboi Dominique Ijebabe

Ekiti state governor, Ayo Fayose, narrowly escaped death yesterday as his official car, a G-Wagon, caught fire along Oshodi road in Lagos State.

His brother, Isaac Fayose shared the news on his Facebook page, He wrote;

"Governor Ayo Fayose escaped car bomb in Lagos
Details later"

Governor Ayo Fayose’s aide, Gbadura Oluwasola also confirmed the news as he wrote;

"Gov. Ayodele Fayose’s official car burst into flames in Lagos yesterday after leaving a radio station.

We thank God that the governor was in another vehicle when it happened
Ewu ina kii paa eye awodi—osokomole o ku ewu oo!!!

http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/governor-fayose-survives-car-bomb-after.html

Lalasticlala Fynestboi Ijebabe Mynd44

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There is nothing we won’t see on social media. See what a young Nigerian lady named Debrah Dineo Ebhomien posted this morning, she has now deleted the controversial posts…

She wrote;

“I am not a lesbian but i don’t know why i get attached to girls more than guys.i love girls more.i have always loved boobs and ass that sometimes i feel like touching.i started liking boobs since the day i purposely touched my elder sis own while i was still in primary school. thats weird right? i hate handbags.i sometimes wish i was a boy..You are a girl,just know i love you. am even crushing on a particular girl here”

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Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/i-am-not-lesbian-but-i-love-girls-more.html

Lalasticlala Dominique Fynestboi Ijebabe

Lalasticlala Dominique Fynestboi Mynd44

Lalasticlala Fynestboi Ijebabe

So A Man Gave His GF of 4 Months 35k to prepare a meal and she sent this to his OFFICE , Looks like the Meat is eating the Dodo self.

What Will You Do If The Lady Is Your Girlfriend?

Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/man-gave-his-girlfriend-of-4-months-35k.html

Lalasticlala Fynestboi Dominique Ijebabe

A Nigerian man, Winnie Wonder Friday who was almost tied down with a fake pregnancy in Edo State, has taken to Facebook to narrate what really happened and also thank his mum.

According to Winnie Wonder Friday, the lady who did this was just trying to reap where she did not sow.

See what he wrote;

“What a life, this girl was try to reap where she din sow… she came up with a false pregnancy and said it’s mine, but thanks to my brillant and wonderful mom that helped me scratch her back to search the truth she was taken to the hospital and confirmed that she is not pregnant for the prince i am sorry dear i have taste…. we are no match dear am not criticizing but just letting you know that life goes, never force yourself on a guy that don’t love you cos they love another even if it hurt most they are some things you let go so things will be okay…..I am not too handsome or pretty I am not married yet and don’t judge me cos we are just human…as for guys mind the kinda girl you keep not just the ones that spoils your destiny but the one that makes it work…you know one when you see them…love you all pass this story cos it happens to me….spread how she was pregnant for me but all to bring me down….to tie me down…PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A SCANDER….I see that as lack of home training…good evening”

Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/guy-thanks-his-mum-for-busting-lie-of.html

The general overseer of the Omega Power Ministries OPM Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere has rejected a Rolls Royce car gift for his 44th birthday.

The Rolls Royce was given to the Apostle by Divine distributors of OPM (products distribution unit of the church) where contributions for the car were made by the members

The news was shared on the church’s social media account saying;

“Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere OPM rejects Rolls Royce birthday gift from Divine distributors of OPM, Instead decides to use the money of the ROLLS ROYCE to open more OPM Free schools. Currently OPM church operates 7 free schools which accommodates children of widows, orphans and less privileged.”

Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/nigerian-pastor-rejected-rolls-royce.html

Lalasticlala Fybestboi Ijebabe MissyB3

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Fynestboi Dominique

A Nigerian business woman identified as Mercey Toluwalase, has in a lengthy post on her Facebook page recounted how she fell victim to the new robbery style in Lagos.

She thanked God for sparing her life and added all hustlers like herself should be very much careful as the year comes to an end.

She wrote:

"Gud morning lovers….. Let me share this here, pls n pls to all my co -hustler, pls be careful….. I mean extraordinary careful, especially if U operate ur business online ……. This is my own experienced today, if U check my page on Instagram @aanumakeover_oreke, U will get a no to contact us….. About 10pm yesterday nite, I got a call from a Lady……

She told me she wanted products worth 35k, she told me wot she want….. Immediately I told her to pay, she gets our acct details n pay(36k, 1k for delivery)….. After seeing alert, I told her to send me address, she told me we can meet @ Ikj b4 under bridge(KFC side)….. She also told me to be there by 7am….. Well, I got no choice, I left home as early as 6am this morning…..

Getting there, I saw d black jeep, she told me to enter, b4 I could start explaining to her she drove off….. B4, turning my face back I saw 3guys @ d back…… B4 I can shout, they already tied my neck on d chair…… I was just praying, I was hopeless,I was helpless…..

They stopped @ one bush, they asked for my ATM, I told them my ATM has expired, they asked if I used online banking….. I had no option than to replied yes, they collected my phone n get d sum of 95k……. They also collected d other product, am giving another customers…… Tho, it looks like a dream but it a reality….. All their targets was money, my other phone is gone but thank God I left my personal phone @ home due to low b3…….

Pls, guys join me n thank God…… It can only be him….. I saw hell today, I never experience gun point in my life, I saw how it looked like today ……. Pls, everyone becareful……. December is near byyyyyyyyyyyy"

http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/nigerian-business-woman-recounts-how.html

African Pop Star who is currently in London shared this dope photo with Rapper Skepta, the singer is expected to Tour with Future as a Special Quest before the end of this month..

Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/wizkid-poses-with-rapper-skepta-as-he.html

Lalasticlala Fynestboi Ijebabe MissyB3 Dominique Mynd44

Yesterday, we brought you reports of how a young guy, shared details and pictures of the 2 girls he laid with.. If you missed the Update READ IT HERE.


Now, a Facebook User, Ifeanyi OnyeAbiriba Okebe has felt the need to write him a constructive open letter!

Read it Below, it’s worth the read:

"Dear Ray Katins, Common sense is not common.

Yesterday, the internet was awash with an update you made on your Facebook wall that reeks of preposterousness. Your crass post made headlines on Instablog, ToriMill, Nairaland, Yabaleft, Gossipmill, Information Nigeria, Gistreel, Ogbonge Updates and other media outlets and I believe you had a swell time with the 24 hours fame.

From what I deduced from the balderdash you posted, you wanted to have your pound of flesh because one of the ladies you had a party with snubbed you sometime ago because of your beggarly appearance and the size of your pocket that was as famished as a man that had just completed a 40 days praying and dry fasting.

I understand that as a man there’s this lowness of spirit that ensue after rejection from the opposite sex simply because you’re broke but Ray Katins do you have to go that low to rubbish the image of these ladies?

You needed sex, these ladies needed the money and a transaction was sealed between you guys but you threw your integrity as a man to the winds by bringing to social media what was meant to be a private affair.

Isn’t that sex shaming?

You think you’re the only one that loves a party? There are many men out there that engage in foursome, fivesome and the list continues but they shove the feelings down their ass and don’t come to social media to dance macabre dance like they’ve won an American lottery.

Need I remind you that in an attempt to drag someone to the mud you’ll end up going low too. In a bid to sex shame those ladies you ended up convincing millions of people on social media yesterday that you’re a birdbrain. Guy, there’s a more subtle means to get back at a lady that once rejected you than the s*xcapade stunt you pulled yesterday. How about peppering her with your success story?

Dear Ray Katins, you seriously need James 1:5;
It says; “Now if any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives to all generously and without criticizing, and it will be given to him”."

https://www.facebook.com/ifeanyionyeabiriba.okebe/posts/148923085722332

Bro, real men don’t Kiss and tell, they keep their sensual fantasies to themselves. Don’t see this as an attempt to disparage your person rather learn a lesson or two from it and the backlash you got from children of anger yesterday.
If sex shaming of this nature is not discouraged we may see more of it in the future.

To our slay queens out there I also hope that what you guys saw yesterday will serve as a deterrent. There’s much more higher peace in engaging in a genuine hustle for your money than jumping from one d*ck to the other for chicken change.

Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/open-letter-to-guy-that-shared-details.html

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Ex Big Brother Naija housemate, Gifty has just taken a swipe at Nigerian Musicians (especially Mr. Eazi, Wizkid, Davido, Runtown and more) for infusing their songs with the ‘Ghana tune’.

This she claims is an indication that they are not proud of our local dialects.

The reality star revealed she’s proud of Adekunle Gold, Olamide, Flavour and Phyno for sticking to the culture.

See her posts below;

Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/bbnaija-gifty-slams-nigerian-musicians.html

emerazz:
all dis posts na trash... bhu d last one.... haba e tu much na d guy ryt nw

Bro, so you ain't the only one that notice the last one


Lalasticlala Fynestboi Ijebabe Dominique MissyB3

dominique:
No politician is worth doing eye-service for (except if you want to hustle for job or contract). Did they seriously believe that they were going to be allowed in without an IV? Some of them probably borrowed money to transport themselves all the way from Kwara to Ogun for a wedding they were not invited to. Have they learnt their lesson? I doubt it. They will still carry their Ankara and go and sing and dance for him when next he comes to town. Who says we don't deserve the kind of leaders we have?

@bolded

Ugoeze2016:
This can't be true

It is bro...
Lalasticlala Fynestboi Mynd44

Davido’s hypeman, Special Spesh has been called out by an aggrieved who claimed that he had sex with her for free, promising her a car, which are all promises he never fulfilled.

The lady who claimed that Special Spesh is nothing with Davido wrote;

You Bleep me for free, promised me Toyota Corolla, With your small curved prick’.

http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/you-fck-me-for-free-with-your-small.html

soath:
I have some FP worthy posts too that never get the necessary attention. Do you have to pay for your posts to be pushed? I guess that's where this is going to.

Let me check if them go put it for frontpage

hucienda:
5 years later ... IamHeWrites helps push desperatem's file to the promised land.

Lols... I think the topic is great... Thats why I called them to push to FP

Lalasticlala Mynd44

Kindly push to front page... Am curious about its English meaning

Samsimple:
If me sef na police i go extort money ooohh.. Opportunity comes but once

Lalasticlala Mynd44

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Fynestboi

The Nigeria Police has reacted to claims by the lawyer to billionaire kidnapper, Chukwudumeme Onwuamadike known as Evans, Olukoya Ogungbeje, that officers of the Inspector General of Police’s Intelligence Response Team have extorted money and valuables worth over N50 million from his client since his arrest. Ogungbeje in a petition filed at the Police Service Commission, also accused the officers of molesting one Amaka Offor who is Evans's girlfriend.

The Police Public Relations Officer, Jimoh Moshood, in a statement released last night, said the allegations are baseless and untrue.

Read the statement below;
The attention of the Nigeria Police Force has been drawn to publications in the media on 14October, 2017 that “ Evans’ lawyer accuses police of extorting over N50 million, other valuables” from his client and another report that “Police Sexually molesting Evan’s Girlfriend, Amaka Offor” credited to one Olukoya Ogungbeje .

The two publications were found out to be absolute falsehood, misleading, unfounded and deliberate attempt to cast aspersion on the thorough and discrete investigation carried out by the Nigeria Police Force in all the offences committed by Chukwudumeme Onwuamadike (popularly known as Evans) who has pleaded guilty in court to multiple kidnappings, murder, armed robbery and other capital offences.

Virtually all the items erroneously claimed by Olukoya Ogungbeje to have been forcefully and corruptibly extorted from his client were found out to have been exaggerated. For avoidance of doubt, all monetary exhibits and other valuable properties including houses and exotic vehicles were not extorted but recovered by the IGP Intelligence Response Team during the investigation into the several cases of kidnappings, murder, armed robbery and other capital offences linked to Chukwudumeme Onwuamadike (known as Evans) were duly registered and will be tendered in court as exhibits as the trial progresses.

It is pertinent to disabuse the minds of the public who must have read the story that no police personnel within the team or anywhere else involved in the investigation of all the cases linked to Chukwudumeme Onwuamadike (popularly known as Evans) engage in any sexually molestation of the alleged Evan’s girlfriend Amaka Offor as claimed. This allegation is entirely untrue and incorrect.

The Nigeria Police sees the publications as a deliberate distraction and ill motives by the billionaire kidnapper's lawyer to pervert the end of justice. He is advised to face his client’s case in court and not misleading the public.

They hereby enjoined members of the public to disregard and discountenance the unfounded publications.

http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/the-nigeria-police-denies-extorting.html

awa:
They ain't looking bad but I hope the little girl leg isn't as bad as what I am seeing

Lalasticlala

Beautiful Nigerian actress, Annie Idibia , looks as lovely as she takes a snap with her two lovely daughters, Olivia and Isabella Idibia.

The proudly mama bear took to her Instagram page to share this lovely photo of herself and her daughters, who she dubs as her favourite girls in the world.

The photo was captioned with;
"Children Turn Up With My Fav Girls In The World… #mySunshine #mySuperstar #mykids #myEverything #JesseIs2 #proudmama"

Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/check-out-this-adorable-photo-of-annie.html

Lalasticlala Fynestboi Ijebabe MissyB