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Dear ladies���
Give me reasons why you snub some guys in your DM

Guys come and read comments.

WHAT IS GOD'S NAME?

%90 PEOPLE WILL FAILED THIS �

DO YOU KNOW?

OYA TELL US

PLS WHAT ARE THE USEFULNESS AND IMPORTANCE OF WAIST BEADS ON OUR WOMEN?

Ladies, do u like wearing it?

Men, do you like it with your woman?

SUNDAY BANGER �����

1. Nothing confuses a married man like a beautiful young lady asking him if he is married, the man will be like... " NOT EXACTLY"���

2. A guy said ladies are like recharge cards that are used and thrown away, then I asked him "which network is ur mum? He's been angry with me since yesterday ���...Thunder fire you�

3. Being hated is not something new to me. I once appeared on the list of noise makers when i was absent from school.�

4. Four years in the university studying theater Art, all you could do is to fan the igwe�

5. Dear friends, I advise you to marry a girl who can cook, because love dies, Beauty fades but hunger remains constant.��

6. Abeg Who made the law of buying bread when returning from a journey?��

7. You bought super glue of N50 just to gum N20 note�... Abeg where the sense go?��

8. Post Wrong Spelling On Facebook, You Will See Unemployed Teachers�

9. Some people are just devils, they will be calling you on phone, and at the same time praying that you do not answer the call��

10. Respect people who chew chicken bones until it turn into powder! These people are capable of killing without evidence. I salute them!

11. It's not all about having a pretty face. The question is, does it correspond with the colour of your legs.? Ladies come and answer��

12. You gain admission you post it.. going to lectures you post it.. writing exam you post it.. Result is out, we no hear from you again!�

13. In a new environment, the first person to become ur friend is likely to become an enemy later on, so limit the amount of information u pass on to them about u, cuz it can be used against u�

14. Imagine dating a girl who breaks sugar cane with her knee�‍️�

15. Have you ever visited your neighbor and they offered you food but you refused, hoping that they will ask you for the second time, but they didn't��

16. If you are dating a stingy guy, buy yourself gifts and tell your friends he did it. Your fake friends will steal him and suffer too. ��

17. Don't let those who wear fancy clothes to pose daily on Facebook deceive you... Most of them are dry cleaners��

18. Ugly people will see you and frown their faces as if u knew something about their creation...Nonsense���

19. How old were you when you realized that PANTS means "Precious Assets Needs Tight Security "?�� Wisdom will kill me one day�

20. Nobody is more careful than a guy chatting a new girl he's toasting� for the first time; He will even go to the dictionary to confirm the spelling of "ARE"��

21. If you hear what people say right before they pick your call or immediately they end the call... You would stop the friendship��

22. Some men will be booking expensive hotels just to do the same thing they do at home for 5 mins. Just be wasting money�

23. When you marry a good wife, even to eat outside will look like adultery to you. ���

24. The odour from some girls armpit can make you smell your own armpit for fresh air��

25. If u want to look like an idiot, then avise a girl that is in love�

26. I opened my biscuit and you are throwing your chewing gum away��... You better pick it��

27. Some guys are in the wrong relationship because of nyash����

28. Some guys are very successful because they have more than one girl praying for them, prayer points from different locations�

29. How can you have a broke sugar daddy? What a waste of sin���

30. In Africa it's easy for your relatives to put money together to bury you, but difficult to raise money to help you reach your goals.��

WHICH NUMBER GOT YOU LAUGHING HARD ?
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A WISE MAN ONCE SAID

1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they have something important to attend to;

2. Return money that you have borrowed even before the person that borrowed you remember or ask for it. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes.

3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is giving you a lunch/dinner.

4. Don’t ask awkward questions like ‘Oh so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have kids’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a house?’ Or why don't you buy a car? For God’s sake it isn’t your problem;

5. Always open the door for the person coming behind you. It doesn’t matter if it is a guy or a girl, senior or junior. You don’t grow small by treating someone well in public;

6. If you take a taxi with a friend and he/she pays now, try paying next time;

7. Respect different shades of opinions. Remember what's 6 to you will appear 9 to someone facing you. Besides, second opinion is good for an alternative;

8. Never interrupt people talking. Allow them to pour it out. As they say, hear them all and filter them all;

9. If you tease someone, and they don’t seem to enjoy it, stop it and never do it again. It encourages one to do more and it shows how appreciative you're;

10. Say “thank you” when someone is helping you.

11. Praise publicly. Criticize privately;

12. There’s almost never a reason to comment on someone’s weight. Just say, “You look fantastic.” If they want to talk about losing weight, they will;

13. When someone shows you a photo on their phone, don’t swipe left or right. You never know what’s next;

14. If a colleague tells you they have a doctors' appointment, don’t ask what it’s for, just say "I hope you’re okay". Don’t put them in the uncomfortable position of having to tell you their personal illness. If they want you to know, they'll do so without your inquisitiveness;

15. Treat the cleaner with the same respect as the CEO. Nobody is impressed at how rude you can treat someone below you but people will notice if you treat them with respect;

16. If a person is speaking directly to you, staring at your phone is rude;

17. Never give advice until you’re asked;

18. When meeting someone after a long time, unless they want to talk about it, don’t ask them their age and salary;

19. Mind your business unless anything involves you directly - just stay out of it;

20. Remove your sunglasses if you are talking to anyone in the street. It is a sign of respect. Moreso, eye contact is as important as your speech; and

21. Never talk about your riches in the midst of the poor. Similarly, don't talk about your children in the midst of the barren.

22.After reading a good message try to say "Thanks for the message".

APPRECIATION remains the easiest way of getting what you don't have....
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I’M NOT WRITING THIS TO IMPRESS ANYBODY!!�‍♂️

I still don't understand why some guys treats ladies like slaves.� instead of treating them well.❤️

They go through alot for crying out loud!!� no guy can ever bleed for 24hours non-stop but ladies bleed at least 5 days in a month.��

The worst part is some guys would impregnate a lady��..and the next thing they will say is go and abort �After promising her the whole world.�that moment she says you should use protection that she doesn't want to get pregnant, you will be like baby am here for you even if you get pregnant.��

After everything she did for the sake of love, you would look for another lady and leave her in pains.�
Some guys will even lie to a girl and won't feel anything a bit while lying.� bro, must you lie to get down with her.?�‍♂️

Treat every lady like your mother and sister,❤️respect every female and make them know their worth.� if you don't have good plans for a lady, please do not bother going to meet her.�‍♂️

Not every lady is a sex object.�

Shout out to all ladies who decides to stay single because of heartbreaks .�(God will surely make a way very soon).�

Shout out to every man who has only one lady and treats her like a queen (you are the real Kings)� �‍♂️

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What do u think?

Na which pussy she get
Na unless she no dey wee or deficate

Not everyone is into cheap overworked prostitutes naw
No be with naija prostitutes

Very possible
Early this year i had sex with my ex classmate who was about to get marry in 4 days. But i regreted it after