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My husband and I were on vacation. We went out to
drink and dance. I dressed sexier than usual to please
him. At one point, my husband wanted to sit out a
couple of songs, and another guy at the bar asked me
to dance with him if my husband was okay with it. I
danced for that guy as much as with him he was cute.
We danced a slow song, and he held me close and was
getting really hot.
When I got back, I had a drink with my husband, and
he started making out with me at the bar, I think
kinda reclaiming me. We left, and when we were
walking to the car, my husband told me how sexy I
looked dancing and that other guys were watching me.
When we got to our car, he kissed me again lifting, the
crop top I was wearing, groping my breasts. He
removed my top and bra, bent me over the hood of our
car, lifted my little skirt, ripped off my panties, and
bleeped me right there! He told me that I was an
amazing wife and a sexy little slut. I came really hard
from just a quick hard fucking . We drove back to our
rented house with me topless and my pussy still
tingling.
I love that my husband saw me as a good wife and sexy
slut. I felt amazing!

I know some people here will be honey after reading this, you better repent

Chai if to say mr money no dey there i for no comment
congratulations to them

So guys i saw this post on fb i decided to share it, is it normal for girls to love watching porn videos


leave your opinion after reading

SHE ENJOYS WATCHING NAK£D WOMEN

" Please coach, there are things I don't understand.

I've dated three ladies but I've not seen any lady like my current girlfriend.

He looks all feminine but she prefers doing what men do.

She plays football. Some of her clothes are men's cloth.

To my greatest surprise, I was going through her phone, I saw p0rn videos, I thought its only men that watch p0rn, what's a woman doing with such videos?

I also noticed she likes watching women to
women p0rn.

I've tried to contain it but couldn't wrap my head around the whole thing.

She is peaceful, she's caring and also very intelligent. My plan is to settle down with her but I am really scared.

Although she has deleted all the videos from her phone, I don't feel anything around her again, at times it'll look as if I am in the same room with a fellow man.

This is the reason I booked this online session with you. What should I do? "

I requested a session with the lady, during the session, the lady said the following:

" I wasn't like this from beginning sir. I so much loved men and one of them left me totally heartbroken.

The only friend I had to run to, who had always advised me to leave men alone is a lesbi@n, she sheltered me through my recovery period, treated me like a sister.

But one day, she started touching my sensitive parts and I found myself responding.

At a point, I started enjoying it. I accepted my current boyfriend because I am almost 28 years and I want to marry.

Just like he said, I do not enjoy $ex with him that's why I had the lesbi@n videos on my phone which I use to satisfy myself.

Even before he booked session with you sir, I've made up my mind to leave him already."

I asked her, " Okay. Do you really want to stop?"

She replied, " yes sir. I want to."

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.

They ended the relationship instantly.

I had a special online session with her where I gave her exclusive guide on how to withdraw from stuffs one doesn't like doing.

In as much as I know that sexual orientation is usually not something you can discontinue, I do believe that constant disuse of a particular thing can make it reduce to a bearest minimum.
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People have different sexual orientations, some are pathological, some are psychological, and some may be spiritual too.

When you come across someone like that, do not humiliate them, listen to them and find out what happened, make your own effort to make them better. That's how it's supposed to be.

They granted I should share their story for instructional purposes... that's why you're seeing this.

If you have additional advice to offer, it'll be appreciated.

If you want to discuss your relationship with me now, send me a direct message through the messenger... I'll attend to you.

Remember, when you read a post you learnt from, it's wise to like and share.

My desire is for you to have the very best relationship experience before and in marriage.

DID YOU KNOW?

( 15 SHOCKING FOOD FACTS )

1. Honey is the only food in the world that doesn't spoil.

2. Bread is the first snack made by man. Bread is as old as mankind. All other snacks broke out from bread making.

3. Water is the only ingredient in cooking and in baking that is not bought when you are purchasing your ingredients. Water is also the only cooking and baking ingredient that is not even listed among the ingredients in a recipe.

4. You could survive only by drinking breast milk. Breast milk is the only single food that provides all the nutrients that our bodies need.

5. Hot dog is not made with dog, but rather it is made with ground pork, beef or poultry, or combination of them.

6. Avocados don't ripen on the tree. Avocados actually can't start ripening until they are disconnected from their stems.

7. Expiration dates on bottle water have nothing to do with the water. Water can't expire, but the plastic bottles will eventually start leaking chemicals into the water. It won't make the water harmful to drink, but it will make it taste less fresh.

8. French fries originated in Belgium not in France. They are only called french fries, because they are french cut.

9. White chocolate is not chocolate, its name is deceiving, because it doesn't have any components of regular chocolate. It is really just a mixture of sugar, milk, vanilla, lecithin and cocoa butter.

10. Cooking Oil is mostly named according to the ingredient it is made from.

11. Bread, biscuits and cakes are the three most popular snacks in the world.

12. Apples give you more energy than coffee.

13. Salt is the most used ingredient in cooking, while sugar is the most used ingredient in baking, but too much of them, is dangerous to our health.

14. Not eating before bed burn fat. If you eat an early dinner or skip dinner altogether, it increases the amount of fat a person burns while they are sleeping.

15. Cooking is an art, while baking is science.

From my experience is true espicially olosho
but one thing i got to discover is that babes like regina daniel don't get it
i meet one bebe like that last year she is very expensive bea her pefume cost 30k her phone cost 885k iphone 11
luckily for me she needs my service for a night cause my sister told her how good i am in bed
i swear that was the first girl i had sex with without vagina oddur , i even give her head her pefume was over everywhere

since then am always interested doing things with classy bea

but most times it encourage to take bath first before sex then if she had perfume let her use

thank me later

You are just digging ur grave without knowing as it has i can't date a woman who has nothing to offer than sex, it crazy
i can get sex anywhere
so just move on and forget about her

Serendipity2023:
This is a young guy getting married to a very much wrinkled older woman.

It's obvious he is doing it for money and abroad papers.
There is nothing like love here.

Let's not pretend.

When girls marry older men, we rush to criticize them-- calling the girls gold diggers.

Tell me what this guy is doing now?

Is he digging gold or stone?

As far as I am concerned, this guy is a gigolo- a male paid intimacy worker.

In fact, immigrations knows that any marriage between a younger man and much older woman is likely not genuine.

This case is worse than a girl marrying an older man.
Because in most cases women marry older men.

How does he even get an erection for intimacy, knowing that he doesn't find her attractive?

I pray not to be in this type of situation.

This is an eyesore.
Gosh!

see what am looking for, my won't understand
i prefer to marry older woman than this young olosho at least she will not give you heart break
abeg if you see one am available
i don't mind if she is 50 years
am 25

Can only do this to my wife or a woman i know truely we will get married
not all this olosho on this street
do you know 88％ of beautiful ladies are olosho i mean comfirm one
if you want to know come to benin

Woodshot:


It's a big fat lie. It never happened to you. You stole a year old thread to parade as your own life OP.

Source to original thread


https://www.nairaland.com/7172525/girl-ever-said-face-want#113681778

oh funny enough i didn't copy it on nairaland

so happy detective

NoNaw:
Wow, and look who I just found? One of the idiots roaming around in romance section. Hi idiot, its nice to meet you ! Hope ure having a pleasant evening

best reply ever

MEN STOP DATING A LIABILITY!

1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to visit someone that she claims she love. (liability)

2. A lady who can't get you birthday or valentine gift but expect you to bring down the world for her during hers.(liability)

3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on phone for 5 minutes.
Always flashing, complaining and requesting for data and airtime...(liability)

4. I wonder how some Men cope with ladies that think relationship is an occupation where she's supposed to be* *paid and taken care of??
(S*x is not a benefit to only men.). She might not even allow you have the s*x, yet you keep spending on her like government, kwantinue (liability)

5. Stop dating a liability no matter how beautiful she is. Beauty is a bonus, focus on her content!
Date a lady who can add something meaningful to your life.
Things like: financial intelligence, emotional intelligence, spiritual intelligence.

6. Date someone who's capable of managing multiplying whatever she has and the ones you give to her, your soul will be at peace!
Not someone that will always be at the receiving end.

7. I'm not saying she must be rich.
But let her have something doing no matter how little it is, because no matter how much money you make, she must be able to assist you during the rainy days...
Two good heads are better than 5 kai kai or yeye heads

Just like Michelle Obama Attracted
The favour of God and Man upon Her Husband, "Obama" He became the first Black President of America
Men choose wisely and thank me later

Whether you’re seeing someone casually or you’ve been dating for a while, you might be wondering how to ask them to have sex with you when you wanted it. As a girl, asking for sex from your man can feel awkward, but trust me, men love it. My girlfriend always do that though. If we have had sex 9 times this week, she asked for it at least 5 times. As a bad guy, I don’t say no, as a matter of fact, we just finished gbenshing couple of minutes ago and guess who asked for it? She did! And you?

duro4chang:
Sambisa forest

hahahaha

Sex can be sweet wild adventurous. An experience everyone is willing to try. To some it is an exercise, to others it’s a movie, to some it’s an act of love and affection but to me and you Sex is sex. Everyone does it behind closed doors, but there are some naughty creative minds who have taken the risk of going to the next level. For them, the bed is just an old-fashioned way to enjoy their partner’s body. Psychologist says the weirdest places you have had sex can never be forgotten by the people who do it. Oya! Tell us Nairalader Where Is The Weirdest Place You Have Had Sęx? Drop your comments.

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bakesntakes:
Yam porridge and Garri

omo even me i love it

Gather here guys and tell me the wierd food you’ve ever had, as for me, I’ve had eba and noddles… oya, tell me your own…

Will love to see cross winning but ojoro go dey

OMO!! I say make I bring am come here

2pac died in 1996
Mohbad was born in 1996

2pac was born in June 16
and mohbad was born in June 8
2pac died september 13
mohbad died september 12

2pac left in September and mohbad left in September

Lastly 2pac died at age of 25
while mohbad also left at the age of 27

what's your opinion

Pu$$ies are amazing! I love them so much. I love pu$$ies. Pussy cats are the best pets to have. They are fun to be with and amazing. You can stroke them, rub them, rub their hair and even trim them. When they get wet, you do not need to panic as you can rub the liquid put of them. Sometimes, pussy get very wet! You can do a lot with them.

What are the things you can do with a wet pussy? – Be Honest Let’s hear from you all as regards this. Drop your comments below.

Problem everywhere

instead of them to empower the young guy na woman dem wan give and no be only one na 4

WELL SINCE HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHAT THE MONEY SO THEY ADD MORE RESPONSIBLITY TO HIM

Akwa ibom upcoming artist kizz brown willies has finally drop his anticipating song M.O (MKPO OWO)

you can stream and download it here on audiomack

let's show big kizz love

download here
https://audiomack.com/kizzbown/song/kizz-brown-mo-prod-marwin

No matter what i will never buy itel phone never backward never

Have sex regularly . The highest pregnancy rates occur in couples who have sex every day or every other day. Have sex near the time of ovulation. If having sex every day isn't possible ,or enjoyable ,have sex every 2 to 3 days a week starting soon after the end of your period. thank me later

It hurt to see artist die, i always likes of wizkid davido and burna boy shouldnt die cause it will hurt me down, wel "Dear mohbad , I pray your troubled soul is
at peace. May you sing now with the angels in heaven.
God rest your soul."

MSN1:
Remember, ANYTHING u think or say in life; Is Possible. God gat u, and I do too.

THANKS MAN , ONE LOVE

MSN1:
Kudos to u.
God Can NEVER and has NEVER failed those who trust in him. If u have a dream; keep pushing because. EVERYTHING on Earth is difficult.
If DAVIDO, BURNA BOY tell u how they got there, I bet u won't even dare to pass the path, because; it was VERY bumpy!
Asake, Fireboy, Mayorkun and others making wave 2day has seen hell but they won't come out and emphasize on it much because;
IMMEDIATELY U BLOW, ALL THE SUFFER DISAPPEARS FROM UR THINKING but a little still remains in ONLY the memory.
May God see u through ur Music dream.
Alhamdulilah.

MARK MY WORD I GOING IN THERE AND ANYTIME YOU HAD OF kizz brown willies just know that is me

Timoleon:
Always a fake story.

Backwards neighborhoods like these, you can hurt your rival by raising false alarms based in superstitions. Dumb heads will spring into mob action and lynch the person. If taking a person’s dickk is possible by touch, we’d all be dickless. Our markets are crowded, you can’t use public transport with being touched. A ‘dickk stealer’ would easily sit in between two men in our buses and get off without any suspicions. Alas it’s just superstition, everyone gets home with their dickks every freaking day.

The police must arrest the person raising the false alarm and catch scapegoats amongst the mob that tortured the man.

bro it real

I lost count of how many ex i had, i started dating in my primary 4 i think i was 11 years

if am not mistaken i have about 56 ex , most of them we date on social media we broke up on social media, been on a distance relationship is not easy though, am just 25 years and i had only being in one serious relationship which happen to be the first girl i ever felt am in love, we were friends for months but we dated for 74 hrs, she broke up because of attention she was getting base on she is not that social type of girl but i swear this girl was the finest girl i ever dated, even regina daniel is not close to her beauty, she was 16 then and i was 19, currently she is married to an igbo boy. But we still communicating though

How old are you and how many exes do you
have? (do you exclude some relationships?)