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1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the child is called DADDY.��

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.�

3. Welcome to Nigeria where we give
electricity to other countries but we don't have stable light in our country.�

4. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and
IPhone don't enter pocket.�

5. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help
you start-up a business.�

6. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open
fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.�

7. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.�

8. Welcome to Nigeria.... A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.�️

9. Welcome to Nigeria where Yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.��‍♀️

10. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!�

11. Welcome to Nigeria where some ladies insult yahoo boys online and sleep with them offline.�

12. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS
are called OMO.�

13. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.�

14. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine
cures all sicknesses.�

15. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called 'Aboki'.�

16. Welcome to Nigeria where a fat rich man's child is called biggy while a fat poor man's child is called 'orobo'.��

17. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black.

18. Welcome to Nigeria where most Facebook accounts are students of Oxford University..
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MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM



I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, looked at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them. The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a cond*om?
Do you know how to put it on?'' I blushed and said,"No!" The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example. "This is how you wear it. You have to make sure its tight!'' I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an innnocent young man. She noticed how shy and confused I was. "You must be a virgin," she said teasingly. "Have you ever had s*ex?"... She asked.. l said, ''No!" Then she looked� around the shop; there was no one but just the two of us. She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door,told me to hurry up... "We don't have time!" She said. She pulled her short skirt up, her pa*nty down,opened her
le*gs and layed her back on a table. Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me. I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right deep inside her w*et sweet flesh. ...... But Oh My God no, in just two minutes �inside it was just too much and I cum, aaa tsaaa tsaaa saaaa twii twii tsaaa ziii.!! The lady feels it too, she feels the hot fluid inside her,and asks me, ''Did you put the cond*om on like I told you?" "Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied. She says, ''Lets see�!" (I showed �her) "Oh sh*it!" she screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your PEN*IS not your THUMB, you fo*ol...!!!..
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That's how I became a dad
I am off to buy pampers

Please how much is Pampers In your area..am looking for cheap one


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You Wanted Her To Sleep Over, But After The First Round, You Wish She Could Leave Immediately -WHY?

I don’t know if I’m the only one experiencing this.

Have you ever invited a girl to spend the whole  night with you, but immediately after you KNACK her, you started feeling uncomfortable and wish she could leave immediately?
This always happen to me. In fact, couple of hours ago, I invited a girl to spend some time with me..You know what I mean na lol.
Mehn the moment I inserted preek, knack for some minutes and ejaculated, I started feeling worried and uncomfortable with her presence.
I almost wanted to tell her to “come and be going” but I couldn’t. I guessed she understood my body language and decided to leave.
You need to see how happy I was, watching her walk out the door.
But guess what? I’m missing her already and wish she’s still with me. Lol
Do you feel this way too?

Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Gifted Popular Nollywood 8 Million ( Video)

This is so Touching To Watch



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDZHsJ8TDwE

Am Still Single And Searching

I pray somebody daughter go find me on day

Drop picture if you are single

Hello Guys,

Everyone have this self believe that they have all it takes to be the richest or possibly the most influential human on earth. Everyone believe in their self worth and personal attribute than that of everyone else.

This topic has been trending on social media for a while now and it has drawn out some hilarious, funny, and strange replies from social media users.

At a point, the question sounds like a psychological one. it sounds like one that is set to test your mental ability. You might ask yourself, like. What am I selling? What will i say? What should i ask for? Money, Love, Attention, Or what?

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Quite an interesting question that requires much thinking because it might be the answer to all you generation questions. We trust you guys to give the best answer when it comes to this.

So Guys, the question here is ���

If You Have The Whole World’s Attention For 30 Seconds, What Would You Say?
The world is waiting to hear from you

Drop Your comment

Them try sha, but the original song still loud

soundOsonic:
Wow better than the original

No be juju be that!!

In this part of the world, men often die earlier than women..did you noticed?
I know that naturally, women live longer than men. In fact, 57% of the oldest people on earth right now, are women.

For instance, the average lifespan is about 5 years longer for women than men in the United States and about 10-15 years longer in Africa. WHY?

These days for an African man to live up to 70yrs is a miracle..while the women live up to or more than 100yrs. WHY?

In 95% of African family right now, the man is no more..he’s dead and gone so soon, while the wife is very much young, alive and flexing. WHY?

Drop your Comments!!!

LET’S TALK!! Why Do Ladies Endure Poverty Of Their Parents, But Can’t Endure Poverty Of Their Boyfriend?


A Nigerian man has taken to social media to pose a controversial question to women about their mindsets while going into relationships.
It is no strange knowledge that women often mention financial stability when mentioning a man they would love to date or marry. Others specifically say they would never date a broke or struggling guy.

Well, wading in on the matter, a Twitter user with username @henryruckus1 has asked why women are okay with enduring the poverty they were born into but can’t do same with their boyfriends.

He wrote:

”Pls I have a question. Why do ladies endure poverty of their parent but can not endure poverty of their boyfriend”

The post has since generated divergent views with some ladies saying that they had no choice with their parents because that’s the family they were born into, but with a boyfriend, you have the option of not ‘suffering’ with him.

So Nairaland what’s your take?

Wow, so sad that some men dnt value what they have until they lose it completely. Dnt blame him much, maybe his villiage people behid this. Any in case u stil needs love, am here for u, young,fresh and single.

federal9:
Mine was in secondary school. After break time, I went to the school backyard to pee, as I took a sharp corner, I saw my class mate ( a female) having sex with an SS1 student.

Immediately they saw me, they shivered. I left them. In the next minute, she came to class silent, thinking I would tell others what I saw.

She started respecting me from that day.

SS3 Female student, kicking SS1 male student.

I was disgusted by her act. She was the most beautiful female student in the class.

HABA NA, WE U NO COLLECT YOUR SHARE AND CLEAN MOUTH. CHAI!! I WISH I WAS THE ONE, NA THERE WE GO END AM

Jeon:
I have caught you and your girlfriend having sex on a cardboard box under banana tree next to ur parents window.

ARE U SURE IS ME?

Lets talk sex talk

Omo diz just happen today o, i went to see my g3 diz morning and wen got to his door i just bash in , base on say my gee, behold my gee dey do doggy stlyle, na so i move back.

share yours

Lets talk

Base on the increase in rapping and kidnapping, do u think death penalty or jail term is enough for this people. To be i think death by hanging should be enough to end this
DROP YOUR OPINIONS PLEASE, NO INSULT

dissman:
Bro, I need you to explain this better

Are u interested on it or u want to load me?

Icouldhave:
Hi all

We the children have sat my dad down and talked to him, to the extent we are tired, how can an old man at this stage in life still fornicating.

Money we sent to him for his upkeeps, he is using it to feed another man's children. several times my mom have seen vega 200 in his pockets during laundry.

The annoying thing is this woman he is frolicking with is a known area miscreant, I don't know if he's jazzed or it's something else.

A man at this age is not supposed to have sexual urge, besides while he was young he didn't do like this.

(no insults on my dad please, we respect him, he did alot for us his children both male and female)

Please how do we the children handle this issue?

I see spiristual problem, i see attack, he needs delevarnce. He isnt himself if u ask me. You guy should take to beta church

Thank you so much OP for this thread.

I always say this and i will say it again, no legit business in nigeria with 50k that can bring u a profit of 10k or 20k a day. I was even thinking abt Aba made shoe or ok shoe business, but u need like 200k and above to start the business and u stand a chance of making 10k to 20k profit. I went to buy palm today and the guy the palm is 2k, a palm that if is bouti they will tell u 7k then 5k las. I price and he finally sold it for N1800 for me and for my mind i just conclude that maybe bought it N1500 And made a profit of 300 frm me, meanwhile he sold the same palm to someone in my presence N2500, Another 3k, i was suprise and thinking of hw much he gain, trust me that guy make more 20k or above profit today. Well am thinking of going into that but i need capital

endsarrrs:
Buhari governance is better than Jonathan governance

ARE U OKAY?

This girl called Angel wasnt beautiful like diz while in the bbn house, waiting cm happen nw?

RichardRexs:
Will you shut up?
Not everyone is like you. Someone is giving airtime giveaway, e don turn scam. Don't be a pathetic cunt

Who ar u to tell to keep quite and what do u knw?
why he is nt doing it here, because he has a later plan. I was lure like for a giveaway post on instagram, after few days of fake giveaway on his status he stated asking people to trade with him, if u pay 50k he wil trade it a double pay 180k in 24hrs. To cut the story short, he scam me 50k til now i hadnt receive any 180k. So stil be careful b4 u say i didnt tel u

Bbnaija Angel just complain abt how people called ma' that she is just 21. Now let me ask if u were to be close to her or maybe she is your boss, maybe u are 25 or even 30 years, how will u address her, remmeber she is a celebrity oo

May our case be different, may we nt experince this in our life.

Scam Alert, nairalander be careful oo

This statement is found in Romans 7:21
The phrase there shows that every man was born with sin and every has tendacy to sin at any time. According my research, i realize people commit more than 70 sin per day, at time we may nt even realize that we have sin. Do u looking at someone with bad eyes is a sin? Or even calling someone a fool is a sin. So what am trying to say, we were all born with sin, at times we may want to do the right thing but we found ourself doing the wrong things. And one truth is God himself knows that man will always sin that why he encourage us to our to be perfect according. God loves us and and he is forever ready to forgive us. Always ready to ask God for forgiveness no matter the kind of sin u have commited, he is ready to forgive u, except sining against the holy spirits.

SHARE YOUR EXPERINCE, HAVE U THOUGHT TO DO THE RIGHT THINGH, BUT U END UP DOING THE WRONG THING?

Exactly
That's why praying is a waste of time

God will still murdered those who pray any time he wishes even if that's when their kids need you the most

Most religious people just like sugar-coating the terroristic nature of their deity

Point of correction, God doesnt murdered

Evil doesnt happen to those who do bad alone, both righteous and unrighteous

Really, then u arent a good person

I remeber one babe like dat i met on facebook last yr, an igbo girl, she travel from lago to met me in ph, omo i knack diz babe so tey she promise nt to cheat on me, that i knack so good, me were be akwa ibom boy, i dey go like 45mins constant hitting. After that she went back to lagos spending abt 30k for her tp both coming and going, she even dash me 20k self, 4 month latter she came again unexpected, i knack sense out of her. Though we parted away after she saw a comment girl made on my pics on fb, i just knack the girl oo, she went to my pics and comment , love u baby, u make me cum

Had someone die and you like why does this person die?
maybe the person was love by many because of his or her good gesture and conduct, or someone you know to be of help to so many people going through a lot of stress in life.
The fact that good die or suffer goes against our sense of justice. It also suggests that there is a little point in being good.
The truth is suffering is not a punishment from God. Read this:
the swift do not always win the race. Nor do the mighty win the battleh, nor the wise always have food, nor do the intelligent always have the riches. Nor do those with knowledge always hav success, because time and unexpected events overtake them all". Ecc 9:11.
You can see that unexpected happens and we need to blame no one. Lastly our sinful nature contributes, david made statement in the bible " i was born guilty of error, and sinful from the moment my mother conceived me". Psalm 51:5

If you have any question, ask or add contribution.

Am 23, Young and ugly, let me be your happiness, i promise to heal your pains

Pls when david and chioma wedded?