₦airaland Forum

Andersonken:
10yrs fbk for how much?

Woodshot:
So y'all are still having sex with the way the country is going

obembet:
I served in Ikono local government ( Nkot nseyen )... The where I tasted periwinkle first

Zidane199:
Maybe your libido is high. If you have high libido, I don't think u will be able to control yourself because it's natural. D simple solution is getting married. Just get an apartment, enter fb and try to invite girls over to your house, as far as your room is okay, there is 90% chance u will see serious relationship within 1 month.

Illegal1:
omoh.........jst tell us say u dey fyn sex mate wen u go nack every day.

Chasito:
I can't even get an erection for olosho how Una dey take do am?

I prefer normal girls.

okoroemeka:
it is a pity girls are scarce in your area,a sexy girlfriend will take your konji problems away some will give you toto till your penis peels off

Nazgul:
That's because you're most likely not fully independent.

When you attain Independence, get your own place and live alone for at least 6 months having any girl you so desire, believe me, na you go de run from them because there would be nothing under their skirt that moves you anymore.

People they feel hórny the most are those who don't have the desired freedom to have sex wherever and whenever they want.

mcprince32:
It's normal for everyone. All you need is self control. Sex is destructive when mismanaged. Be patient, when your time comes, marriage comes to mind. When you overcome it once, twice and on, you have gain mastery of yourself.

Uchenna10:
Soapy

MrsTwrite:
Why are you single?

Anitatunde:
After serving 2 year prison sentence in Tanzania(You can see the full story here https://www.nairaland.com/7822614/crazy-story-tanzania-prison), I landed in muritala Mohammed international Airport Lagos, Nigeria hoping to restart life from the scratch. I drew a blueprint on how to kickstart my rebuilding process. It wasn’t easy at all, one year later, I was up to date. I had cleared up some of the mess I was in.

But something was missing, I needed a soul mate (BF) to complete and fill up the missing puzzle in my life. Since I was a fearless kind of woman, guys really get intimidated to roll with me.

So opted for the infamous online dating apps, on a Saturday morning after having breakfast, I downloaded the first and the last dating app. Tinder was the app I downloaded, been a pretty lady, guys swiped right and I got a lot of matches(if you know how tinder works).

After 5 minutes, I received the first message. I opened it and I was welcomed with a joystick pic(John Thomas). It was big and nice but I wasn’t interested, I can get JT anywhere on my street. I was in search of real connection and not one night kinda thingy.


After 30 minutes my inbox was full with a lot of “how much for a night”
“Do you want to see my JT”
“Let’s meet tonight” etc.
That is when I realized it was an app meant for the oloshos(working girls).


So I had to delete all my pic and subsequently delete the app, before deleting the app, I got a text from a gentle man called Femi, we exchanged contacts and deleted the app. Femi was a good looking guy, talks really well and wasn’t intimidated by my persona.

One week later we met on the island, in a very cool cafe. Femi drives a Range Rover, I drove my older sisters range rover velar too, so it was a Range Rover date 😉.

Femi didn’t see me leave my car, but been a girl who is 3 steps ahead of every one, I saw him leave his. We had a long talk.

In the midst of our long conversation, I could tell Femi never used a personified term, so I could tell this guy was arranging me for someone else. So to clear the air, I asked him “what are you really looking for” and to my greatest surprise he said “looking for a pretty lady to sleep with my dog”


I couldn’t comprehend the sentence, so I had to ask again to get more clarity, he repeated himself. I almost gave him a dirty slap but one spirit in me said “Calm down and play along”


After having the drinks, he called the waiter to get the bill, when the bill got to the table, I quickly collected the bill from the waiter and I paid for my item. (To avoid this guy using my destiny lol)


Now it was time to go, we walked to his car, before entering his car, I brought out my car keys and unlock it. When my car beeped and flashed, he was surprised to see the car I came with.

He quickly apologized for his stupid request. I walked away,I drove to a hotel close by then to my estate, to avoid been followed.



(For those asking me to continue the story. This is much that I can share)

THE END

NEUDUDE:
It is better to flush the 2 million dollars in a toilet or better still burn it than to entrust it in the hands of your girlfriend lol

Westerhoffe:
Woman with brains. That's my kinda woman there.Not the empty skulled ones thinking with their asses and boobs.

Man's got no girl now, but I'll make sure I don't fall for the unintelligent ones.
That's a must keep.

OBTOREPA:
Buy her IPhone 15 pro

validplanet:
Apart from camera, what else is special about iphone?

Why do people spend so much on it?

Samantha124:
I'll do it for him only if I'm financially comfortable and we're married.

And I also don't expect him to buy me an expensive gift when we're still dating... Flowers, his attention, affection and date nights are just fine until we take things to the next level.